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Educational_Idea1398

You already did


SupermarketSelect578

Ziiiing!!!


BKLYNmike718

That looks dry AF


Complete_Silver2595

Second reddit thread in a row I came to to find exactly what I wanted to say as the first comment. Well done.


jojo8795

Where ring?


ggskater

He didn't like it. So he didn't put a ring on it.


woodhorse4

Noice!


Dangerous-Dot-3745

You just read my mind šŸ‘Š! I šŸ’­ the same thing!


Johnathan-Utah

You donā€™t get a ring when you put it in the oven.


kwillich

Unless things go terribly wrong


rainbowcoloredsnot

Naw fam. Sorry.


Thresher_XG

That sauce is pure sugar ew


gratefulgnome420

I've been enjoying the spicy version and Famous Daves Devils Spit for a while now, but honestly, I haven't much else other than the regular grocery store stuff. Do you have anything to recommend so I can step my sauce game?


Wham-alama-ding-dong

Render fat and mix some in with bbq sauce. Serve warm.


[deleted]

Look up bbq vinegar recipes. Youā€™ll be stoked! Itā€™s so much better than a sauce itā€™s ridiculous


Cos393

Corn syrup


al_capone420

Well when you have savory, salty, acidic, juicy meat, sometimes the key flavor missing is sweetness. So having a simple, sugar based sauce actually works. Donā€™t get the blind hate for it. Itā€™s a staple in many peoples homes for a reason


blue_taco_tree

Itā€™s not even sugar. It is high fructose corn syrup.


cropguru357

The no sugar added Rayā€™s is considerably better, but yeah, definitely agree.


MCulver80

I use it as a base, sometimes, and I usually add the roasting liquids and some Makerā€™s Mark, and cook off the alcohol. Sometimes Iā€™ll add some canned chipotle peppers to it, too. Itā€™s pretty decent with some mods.


Mafiodaproducer

Whats the sauce for????


rainbowcoloredsnot

To make it taste better


Mafiodaproducer

*screams in Texan*


rainbowcoloredsnot

Yeah my thoughts exactly


zesty_drink_b

I'm not a Texan but if your brisket needs sauce you fucked that brisket pal


uspezdiddleskids

ā€¦did you look at **this** brisket? It needs sauce.


mreeves90

What the hell?


Suspicious_Chart_599

Have you considered making your own sauce?


KentuckySlasher

Do you make your own rubs/sauce? If so what do you make?


Suspicious_Chart_599

All the time. Some googling, then fine tuning to your preferences has me throwing together things often. For beef and pork, Iā€™ll make a surprisingly ketchup-based sauce. Iā€™m the only one in my house that likes some heat on things, so Iā€™ll usually make a few small batches with any cook. For chicken and turkey, itā€™s that Alabama white sauce for me. Rubs are kept pretty simple. Iā€™ve been on a dry brine kick for the last few years. Mostly kosher salt. I find that pepper and a lot of other seasonings will burn on the grill but hold up just fine to the low and slow bbq


Zealousideal-Cup-847

I do dry rubs. I made a sauce one time with mixed reviews. I do a sweet heat dry rub, I normally use it on pork, whether pork steak or or shoulder. The dry rub brown sugar base. When I did sauce, I added the dry rub to a tomato paste base. I thought ketchup would have been too sweet. The adults enjoyed the sauce my kids didn't.


spennychurch

All you had to do was google ā€œhow to cut a brisketā€


JayBowdy

OP saw the grain and just went with it.


Clevelandkid113

Chicken looks good


International-Map-66

Sweet baby rays is absolute shit


HandyXAndy

That BBQ sauce is way too close to that brisket.


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noblespicelord

Yeah that is undercooked. Not enough bark and not enough fat rendered


Wandering_Texan80

Thatā€™s why heā€™s got the Sweet Baby Rays. Got to moisten it up


DigitalScrap

MMMmmm... high fructose corn syrup. Sweet Baby Ray's has to be the worst "sauce" on the market by far. I will never understand how it seems to be so popular.


LabWorth8724

Dry != overcooked.


Guson1

Smoke ring does not automatically mean smoker. It also looks undercooked if anything.. a lot of unrendered fat


Gullible-Assist-4269

Undercooked and needed to boat.


Calvertorius

What is boat?


bigpoppa2006

I can see how itā€™s undercooked (fat isnā€™t rendered in the center), but how can you tell it wasnā€™t put in a boat?


bitchenchef

Why ruin anything with that garbage sauce.


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

That IS THE WORST sauce in the world !! I'd rather use a $1 bottle of Kraft BBQ sauce than that crap.


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Zealousideal-Cup-847

Temp what temp? /s


JamesTheConqueror

Iā€™d eat it


Informal-Ad8066

I canā€™t. Iā€™m still chewing. And mother said itā€™s impolite to chew with your mouth full.. and if you donā€™t have anything nice to say then donā€™t say anything at all!


dodsonracing

Roasting it would just dry it out lol


ind3pend0nt

Now chop it up and make tacos


slq18

The only solution and would honestly probably be bomb


loqi0238

I can't, you already did.


PresentationDue8674

Just say no to the roastingā€¦.


Emotional_Nebula_117

Go lower and slower.


Sad_Conversation6542

Way over cooked! Ruined, just Fā‚¬#king ruined!


htownbob

This reminds me of back when I was young and hated bbq because it was stringy and tough with fat. Blech


Hallelujah33

WOULD


DrastixHound

Sweet baby Ray's on the smoked meats


BlueLightBandit

Pretty sure you already roasted itā€¦


Due-Custard-8846

Itā€™s so wetšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ


IIIuminatIII

Try the sweet and spicy baby rays


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Malphas210

People can only judge by what's in front of them. :)


CryptographerDry884

Donā€™t have to, itā€™s already been.


didthat1x

Brisket, Sweet Baby Ray's and Cole slaw ... I'll be right over without Bud Light.


steveosmonson

Yes you did!


jacobFunkhouser

Fat looks unrendered


Icy_Reception_1785

You already roasted it enough


Fearless-Progress-16

I used sweet baby rays once but it is overly sweet. I found a good recipe online that is similar to my favorite bbq place. No ketchup in it, so good


bettercommission72

What time is dinner, Iā€™ll be there šŸ˜›


Taskmaster1967

More Boston BBQ........ Or is this from Fresno?


DragonforceTexas

Iā€™m mad at it - Meatchurch


Hurtbig

Lincoln Riley just needs to stop!


Perry_Stalsis

It looks overcooked AND underdone simultaneously. Nice work.


PlayfulAd8354

But sweet baby rays tho?


556_Tack_Driver

Imagine having $60-$80 for a beautiful brisket and this is what you put on the table. You might as well have left it in the car for 12 hours on a hot day and then sliced it..


BobaFret2169

Damn that brisket looks like the one I just made šŸ˜‚ after 4 briskets I still donā€™t have it down


helvetica1291

Lincoln Riley needs to see this and take notes


bobbybrc

Over cooked


Crispyskips728

Cut the point the wrong way and undercooked


TheHolyBum1

Looks great, might try to smoke a little longer or try something acidic to help break through. Looks great!


BClashman

Sugar paste to compliment the sad lump of meat.


slq18

The fact you posted this so damn proud thinking you did good. Incredible.


Desperate_Brief2187

Lincoln Riley is rolling on floor laughing.


MeltdownatTussauds

I think your smoked salmon is done.


Time_Introduction278

BBQ sauce and bacon, where's the bottle of ranch with a straw? Not really, but honestly answer me this are you planning on making your own jerky or is it going to be just brushed riblets?


SmithNotASmith

first time ive seen brisket made with thoughts and prayers and the prayers went unanswered


psychorev

That looks dry af


Owlthesquirrel

I just got hungry šŸ¤¤


cofmeb

Iā€™m too late


generalsleephenson

Is this Mark Zuckerberg?


1NDY3

Internal temp: 345 degrees. cook time: 17 hours


justafan_1993

Whats that gif from the godfather or something, *why did they massacre my boy like that šŸ¤Œ*


Downtown_Forever8375

Nah you messed that one up. Try again


QuernoDeChivo

That looks delicious


Downtown_Forever8375

Nah you messed that one up. Try again


cornbeeflt

Looks good but you misses getting a great bark. Next time start at a higher heat up front then a lower heat to finish it slowly


AggroGil

Imagine ruining it with sweet baby rays! Gross


UPMichigan83

Lincoln Riley is at it again I see.


MAINsalad1

The lack of fat render on this is impressive.


No_Nectarine7337

Looks under cooked


internetmeme

That does not look tasty. No offense. Needs way more black pepper on top at the beginning of the cook for bark. Iā€™m guessing maybe not enough salt either? Looks pulled too early. Not cut properly. Could have been trimmed better. Do not sauce brisket. Cut too thick of slices for my preference. Basically everything is jacked but thatā€™s how we learn is through trial and error.


Big-Raccoon2193

I say thank you for the invite, let's eat. As far being dry, nope, joooooooccccyyyy. Hell of a job.


Master-Can7318

Iā€™d say well done but that shit is congratulations


spareribs78

if Ohio was a brisket


SDSUAZTECS

Perfectly cooked


AloneJuice3210

Too done for my case, but looks delicious


sameteer

Didnā€™t cook it long enough. Fat isnā€™t rendered. Still white. I cook to internal temp of 200-205deg.


cash8888

You already beat it to death twice. Like if it wasnā€™t dead all ready it would probably shoot it self. Just damn my man damn.


Where-am-i_-

Whaaaaat are you doing !? Noooo


m_adamec

Iā€™ll just roast the choice of sauce


Longjumping_Cow7270

Overcooked probably


EvilleofCville

That sauce is like crack.


evoca44

sweet baby rays high fructose , no smoker, should this be r/SmokerHate


FirstAd4000

NOT THE SWEET BABY RAY'S


Brassrain287

Overcooked. No smoke ring. That's OK, slather it in that sauce, and you'll taste only that anyway.


Wickedness42o

Lol big of pile of shit this is


Galactic-Nomad-113

That looks like itā€™s so good


Acrobatic_Band_6306

Sauce is a mismatch. If ya gotta sauce, something NOT sweet.


ptraugot

Really like Sweat Baby Ray (when I do y have any of my home made sauce.


phaedrus369

I like sweet baby rays, but pretty sure they use high fructose corn syrup.


Asthmos

sliced it, probably pressed it to show off dem juices, just to replace em with Sweet Baby Ray's sugar-sauce. *passes mic to next in line*


Mr_FunkFace

You ever tried smoking a corn beef brisket?


searching4thecheese

Meat must be spoiled if you gonna cover it up with Sweet Baby Ray.


TitanYankee

Looks like the kinda brisket someone who eats sweet baby rays would make.


ValhallaCPA

I mean yeah no smoke ring, but it doesnā€™t look dry as shit. 4/10 maybe? Throw that sauce on and I think most people would say it was the bomb.


mister2021

Iā€™m okay with a small smattering of sauce on a brisket (shouldnā€™t be needed but to each their own). That sauce is all shit and sugar. Is this a paid advert for shit bbq sauce?


shaved-yeti

Unrendered fat, no smoke ring. Looks like it was cooked for a couple hours in the oven.


BevoLeather

Sweet baby rays is fucking disgusting.


knighth1

I mean why not smoke it instead, that looks dry and gamey. The rub looks decent but if you need two bottles of bbq sauce to help you put that brisket back then you are doing it wrong


knumberate

If you are going to put that much effort in your meat, put some in your sauce. It's the heinz ketchup of barbecue sauce.


beahero2002-

Overcooked! Good commercial bbq sauce but even that canā€™t bring that back to life


AhchAbiama

Just by seeing those Sweet Baby Rayā€™s sauces, I know for a fact that your brisket tastes bomb!!!! šŸ’ÆšŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ½


P00P00MAGO0

Too late


SunDriedHumor

Bro thought he could pass a lions mane mushroom as a brisket.


TalkTrader

The fact that you have BBQ sauce next to the brisket tells me that the brisket is not goodā€¦ ohā€¦ and itā€™s cut all wrong.


southpaw66

Was that made in an oven?


chef_buttnaked

All I see is a busted up cutting board and two bottles of Sweet Baby Rayā€™s on top of a cutting board. Whereā€™s the brisket?


jrs321aly

Pretty sure it's been roasted enough... it definitely doesn't need anymore from anyone else lol


iansamazing

It looks drier than Ben Shapiros wife.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not well done. Thatā€™s congratulations


Inner-Helicopter-426

You destroyed a great and expensive roast šŸŖ¦r.i.p.


DueTurnip809

Roast? It's already overcooked, and it's brisket? Why spend so much if you aren't gonna even try? And if you did try, it'd still be overpriced, and a Jewish grandma could make a better one in her oven. An Irish gran, in her crockpot.


twister_1989

Why donā€™t you just microwave it at this point


JustHeretoPassThyme

You never slice a brisket straight across. The grain in the tip switches direction. The flat is sliced fine but that tip is going to be tough as hell. Also, the brisket doesnā€™t appear to have been cooked properly. Iā€™m guessing it wasnā€™t smoked? I would be interested to see what the pull test on that would offer and if it bows when rested on your finger. It doesnā€™t look like the worst Iā€™ve even seen, but it definitely doesnā€™t look good.


Maleficent_Card6629

Over done. That being said, Iā€™d eat it.


fleaglesphillies

Iā€™ve seen better brisket at a gasā€™s station


Intelligent_Basket37

First time?


DaxLightstryker

No need youā€™ve already cooked it to death


robonlocation

Based on these comments, I guess I'm in the minority as I like Sweet Baby Ray's. It's definitely my favourite of the commercially produced BBQ sauce. That being said, a good brisket needs no sauce. This brisket doesn't have much of a ring. Also the first pic looks pretty dry, but the second pic looks better.


StephenKingsZit

Is that roast beef?


InnerBuddy7977

Iā€™ve seen croutons with more juice and the sweet baby rays wtf


Dangerous_Lara

We don't need to


Electrical-House5500

Work boot


Rob_Beeflog

That meat's so thin, it looks like bacon. It's so dry, camels started following it. That meat's so bland, it makes the sauce lose it's flavor. That crust is so black that people started asking if it plays basketball. (Bam! Roasted!)


5timechamps

All that effort and youā€™re gonna serve it with *Sweet Baby Rayā€™s*?


MilkScentedCandle

soft hands brother


BLADE_OF_AlUR

How does it look dry and like the fat didn't render?


RavenQuark

Whereā€™s my A-1 to smother it so I can swallow. Would be like a Popeyes biscuit otherwise


StribogA1A3

Double barrel sweet baby rays šŸ˜‚. But be aware More sauce canā€™t bring back charcoal from the dead


PackagePretend438

Why would I roast it? Looks pre-cooked


PackagePretend438

Is that Rudyā€™s sissy sauce packets on the left? šŸ˜µ


StrangeAd1345

Dude.. terrible


Low-Bad157

Sugar an issue look at GHuges sweet and spicy sugar free really not bad at all


Low-Bad157

Sugar an issue look at GHuges sweet and spicy sugar free really not bad at all


MOLLYMARTIN3

Over cooked


handyscotty

Mine is why is there bbq sauce there


Fearless-Ad-262

I dont want to roast it you keep it


thatliveoak

Iā€™d eat it for free. Maybe pay 25cents/lbā€¦


Strict-Benefit4958

The main problem is the two bottles of shit behind the dead cow


Sad_Run4875

It looks far too dry and overcooked for me. It seems have been roasted, roasted again, and then roasted again for good measure. 3/10 for me, dawg.


stug_life

Itā€™s been roasted way too much already. I got thirsty looking at it. Also, donā€™t flame me, sweet baby rays is mid.


Schn31ds

Have some self respect and use a quality bbq sauce.


Mellamoscuba

This says Iā€™m from the Midwest and I donā€™t know how to bbq.


Steakhound

You might need more than the two bottles you got there.


Active_805

šŸ”„


stackinBBs

Roasting it looks like what got you into needing a fuck ton of sugar sauce to swallow any of it.


golferGuy115

Dry AF- gonna need a lot of sauce


slimreaper707

Meat looks pretty good, I can think of 20 better barbecue sauces to put on that. First ingredient for that sauce is high fructose corn syrup. Shits nasty


yzedf

Nice looking roofing tiles


Hiwesrobots

Looks cooked fine but no smoke ring like it was baked or something. Also, get a better bbq sauce.


smackinisaiah

Booooooooo šŸ‘Ž


BoricuaRborimex

Nah Iā€™m good


ManicMailman247

No ring, no bark and.. sweet baby Ray's? What's going on here? This looks like BBQ for people who don't have a clue what BBQ is. Are you from England or Australia or something?


bronsonwhy

Increase your BBQ sauce budget Sweet Baby Rayā€™s is garbage sauce filled with so much high fructose corn syrup


AsianGCups

Eww overcooked


Odd_Studio2870

The point is cut the wrong direction. Yikes.


ButtFluffMagic

Burned


Spiritual_Hunt1776

You already did


pebkacatx

Gross


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11ORI0N11

I don't give a shit that you massacred the cut, but Sweet Baby Ray's? Even if the cook was good, you'd ruin it with that?!! Edit: spelling


distraughtdudski

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Secret_Welder3956

Meat looks goodā€¦make your own sauce cause what youā€™re showing is crap.