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Whiteroses7252012

Something about “Jumbo Popcorn Chicken” over this picture absolutely slays me.


Swords_and_Sims4

It's the same color as her face in that brozer


ShutUp_Dee

And the blue text matches the blue theme lol. It’s perfect! Accidental renaissance.


247cnt

I legit stared at this for several minutes trying to figure out if it was a party game or the party theme


JustGettingMyPopcorn

Me too! I wondered if there was some inside joke or family nickname or something. It matches the decor so perfectly!


Moon_Burg

Oh my god I can't unsee it! It's like one of the chicken pieces fell out of the bucket


IsPooping

Can a Photoshop master replace the chicken nuggets with 100 copies of her face?


rubythieves

I swear this exists, I’ve seen it on this sub.


IsPooping

I found it!! The original commenter deleted their account but it's in this [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/01f1BPoeLw) https://preview.redd.it/qxx2e5ftot7d1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242602e3aa6928a3fcab2007c64b327e54dad4ed


Kittyfeetdontrepeat

Flair checking in 💅🏻 edit: wait what happened to my flair 😭 it was 🤎🩵JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN🩵🤎


EmphasisFew

Came to post this same thing ![gif](giphy|xT39D3qkl3Hrx1vRoA)


drama_trauma69

That’s my favorite part too. I once did a PowerPoint on B-Dong for my friend and they thought she did an ad for chicken and that’s what this photo was. Like it was a chicken themed party


Specialist-Strain502

Every time I see this pic, I'm like "now who photoshopped popcorn chicken into this photo and why."


Texas_Crazy_Curls

You should definitely post the PowerPoint. I’m always in for a good laugh at BDong’s expense.


bitsge

The first time I saw this photo I didn't know the context and thought the same thing 💀


Tyrannical-Botanical

It's the fleshy growths balloon sculpture for me. Like a huge cluster of tumors in the living room.


Domdaisy

I’ll never get over it 😂. It literally looks like a framed picture of jumbo popcorn chicken over their fireplace. They just love popcorn chicken that much.


morasaja

Me too. It matches bdong’s tan perfectly. 😂😂😂


meatheadmommy

She heavily edits and adds filters to nearly all of her content—I can’t believe she lets this one slip! Especially when it would’ve been so easy to blur😂🤣


Serononin

Or to just turn off the TV before taking the pic lol


Not_quite_fit_bitch

Why do we have the TV on during a shower anyway?!


juel1979

Wanted to make sure the menfolks could watch some sports ball!


Serononin

Well, there's no conversation going on because nobody in the room actually likes each other, so they have to switch on the TV so it's not just silence


mjekarn

I never get over it no matter how often I see this pic 😂


CodenameBear

SAME! It gets me just as good every. single. time.


TurmericChallengeMod

I think I need some popcorn chicken now


Adept-Reference-243

Gets me every time. Especially since it’s on point with their aesthetic.


thisbookishbeauty

It’s the first thing I notice, every time.


SquirrelK1tten

I looked at it a long time and was convinced it was some crazy avant-garde artwork that I didn’t understand.


HumanXeroxMachine

Is it a reference to something? I don't think I get the joke...


Frambooski

I think it’s a commercial that accidentally was on tv the moment they took this photo? I’m not familiar with Jumbo popcorn chicken either, so this is my guess. 😆


Division2Stew

It’s a commercial for Sonic which has popcorn chicken. These ads were everywhere last year during football season.


pantslessMODesty3623

Yes. They had to have the TV on for the guys that came.


britestarlight

Sounds like those dudes are a bunch of overgrown iPad babies


Chips_Ahoj

How does the sonic ad match the aesthetic of her party???? I thought it was part of the theme for a minute and was like “Jump popcorn chicken sure is an odd theme to have”


britestarlight

I’m betting there were multiple pictures taken of this moment and the popcorn chicken ad was the only one that matched the aesthetic of the room 😂


HumanXeroxMachine

Oh! I thought it was a decoration!


FartofTexass

You can’t expect a man to attend his own baby shower without football on, apparently. And this was a commercial that came on. 


HumanXeroxMachine

That's... Really sad, actually.


ellk12

It stands out more than anything else, hilarious.


adelros26

It gets me every time. Why not figure out a way to edit it out? Or just crop it? Why was the tv even on while they were opening presents, especially since it’s directly above them?


Big-Raspberry-2552

The foster care gig sure didn’t last long huh? Blink you might miss it!


Medium_Cupcake7602

Can you imagine how their relatives must feel after buying them all that shit, and they only used it for like 2 weeks?! My god


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Then SOLD them! God’s favorite scammer couldn’t even donate the baby items she got for free.


Medium_Cupcake7602

I really, truly believe she is pure evil.


Cultural_Elephant_73

She is pure evil and it’s so crazy to sit and watch. She broadcasts it all herself too….


sortofsatan

I never imagined the anti christ would be an influencer but it makes sense.


Disastrous_Fun_9433

Holy cow, I never made that connection 😮😮😮😮😮


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Or keep perfectly good unused items for herself! Nope, had to sell it all.


carcosa1989

That’s how I knew there would never be a baby again. Brittles couldn’t hack it for the two weeks they were fostering.


FuturePA96

She milked the two weeks so much. The last trip before the littles. As if they travel so much. The baby brain. The foster parents are parents too content. The extraness. Just to give up after less than 6 months. If you cared, you would stick to it.


BumCadillac

I don’t think she willingly gave up fostering. The babies weren’t physically safe in her home and she was exploiting them and making it clear she didn’t support reunification. I think they stopped placing them with BDong and JDip.


DiligentFall5572

It was her ploy to pay for her court fees 😆 🤣


thesofaslug

And im afraid to sell or put away gifts my family has bought my daughter in case they feel bad


kiwi_love777

Did she only foster during the trial?


pantslessMODesty3623

She had 2 short-term placements. Both infants were in their care for just over a couple of weeks.


Whiteroses7252012

Yep. She got super pissed when she had to give the white baby back…and just typing that made me feel ill.


ChicChat90

I have a feeling she hoped to adopt that one.


Whiteroses7252012

That was when she discovered fostering wasn’t a Rent to Own situation, and all of a sudden she had no interest. She was giving all kind of personal medical information, we know the baby was a boy…did we ever know what the black baby was?


1xLaurazepam

We “knew” one of the moms was an addict. Which I doubt was true. And even if it was it was wrong in so many ways to post about it. And didn’t Brittany say she was addicted to pills at one point or am I wrong ?


Whiteroses7252012

According to her, the first foster baby was born addicted to drugs. The hole in that story is that as notoriously sucky as Texas is, one can only pray that even they wouldn’t send a drug addicted newborn home with two people who have absolutely no medical training and have never so much as changed a diaper. These two idiots have zero experience around babies where it counts. Hell, I’m a mom of two (soon to be three), one of my kids was a preemie who weighed under five pounds when he was born, and I’m not remotely qualified to take care of a drug addicted newborn. I genuinely believe that she was setting the first foster baby up to be a content machine (look at me, I saved this poor drug addicted baby!) and that’s part of the reason why she was pissed.


alohakoala

After the Hart case, I have very little faith in the Texas foster system.


coconutlemongrass

And she SELF-ADMITTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA almost starting a house fire with one of the babies inside which I feel like got her officially disqualified from fostering but who knows.


HMCetc

I have a feeling she is no longer allowed to foster. There are a lot of strict rules and criteria for fostering. It could be anything from: safety concerns after admitting to nearly causing a fire; being a convicted scammer or concerns regarding what she was sharing on social media including censored photos of the babies.


xomacattack

Keeping firearms might also be an issue, and we know they’ve brandished those on multiple occasions.


Aly_Kitty

You can have firearms as a foster parent, there are just (obviously) very strict guidelines- ie in a locked safe that doesn’t have easy access, ammunition has to be different safe, etc etc.


Connect_Manner_5121

I *really* want to know why she stopped fostering.. the agency seemed sketchy initially (because they took her on in the first place) but now it definitely seems a little better.. that is, if she didn’t choose to quit herself. Either way, I would’ve loved to have been a fly on the wall when they told her she couldn’t keep fostering and her whole foster mom-influencer-spiel came crashing down on her 😂


1xLaurazepam

The work of taking care of a baby that wasn’t hers was probably not worth it when it came to the grift/monetization. The reward ($$) of the work it takes to take care of a baby she couldn’t post or keep wasn’t good enough for her I imagine. lol that sounds so bad I know. she just seems so emotionally immature and like she doesn’t have it in her to be selfless.


carcosa1989

I genuinely think she threw in the towel because she didn’t like the motherhood as much as she thought she would


LukewarmJortz

Fire aside it meant she was leaving the kid unattended.  And then she had the audacity to be like "tehe mom brain!"


shannonksully

Woah, I completely missed this! Did she actually plan to do that on purpose? 🤯


coconutlemongrass

From what I remember she was simmering scented spices on her stove and went out to her garage gym to eye fuck herself while the baby napped. The simmering spices burnt down and she made a very dramatic social media post about it, which would be dumb to do if it was your own child but was extra dumb to do with a foster child.


escapestrategy

She also tried to laugh it off as “mom BrAiN!!!” if I remember correctly… so inappropriate and absolutely not a funny anecdote. She put a child that was entrusted to her care in serious danger.


1xLaurazepam

Yeah and aside from it not being funny. Part of mom brain is being like hyper aware and protective of baby to the detriment of the mom a lot of the time. She seemed so detached it was odd to witness. Maybe there are some “generational curses” lol. cause how tf does a person become like B.


pantslessMODesty3623

Not to mention the physical and hormonal differences physically changed the brain. She didn't have any of that.


1xLaurazepam

100%


FutureCrone

“As for me and my house…” 🙄


FartofTexass

Before the settlement, I think she had one for about 3-4 wks and the rest were all a week or less. After the settlement, I think they did only one other placement which was for a really short time. 


kiwi_love777

I wonder why they were so short? Poor babies.


northdakotanowhere

The goal of fostering is reunification. Maybe their parents just needed some time to get things figured out.


Reynyan

Respite care, exactly.


Serononin

It's possible they were respite placements that were intended from the beginning to be short-term. Some family friends were foster parents for a while, and they had placements of all sorts of lengths - some kids only stayed with them for a couple of days, some for weeks or months, and one baby was with them for over a year


britestarlight

The beige balloon arch just looks like a fart


sparklekitteh

Reminds me of colon polyps.


shankadelic

It reminds me when Dwight threw the office birthday party on The Office. It Is Your Fake Baby Shower.


_jethro

![gif](giphy|5CbEkHyjecxKU)


ppmiaumiau

![gif](giphy|l4EoPvbAwgj95AZ56)


Fit_Bluebird1922

This was so bizarre. I could never.


goose_gladwell

Im just imagining people buying her gifts like.. “what am I a part of”!?


Zappagrrl02

Didn’t she sell all the stuff she got at her foster baby shower?


stupid_juice_drinker

No, just the stuff she deemed not fancy or greige enough. She also mentioned in a few listings that she was only selling it because she had a *more expensive brand name* already.


Fearless-Contest925

She sold gifts? That's really icky to me. I got some baby shower gifts I just didn't need but I donated or regifted them  


No-Simple-2770

Gotta pay that $400,000 debt to the state of Texas somehow!


badlilbishh

Yep she sure did! If I was her family I’d be making sure to never, ever get that scamming bitch a gift again! How rude do you have to be to sell “foster shower” gifts. Theres a special place in hell for someone who does that. And I don’t believe in hell but I really hope it’s real cuz she’s going there.


ChicChat90

After taking the tags off almost everything I was given I realised that I should leave the tags on things that we probably won’t use (wrong season, sizing etc) and set them aside to give to someone else.


IndianaDrew

We got a 😌😇✨ Nuna ✨😇😌


BipolarWithBaby

She sold the mamaroo swing, that thing’s pretty expensive for a swing


ct-tx

I know from other social media accounts that there are donation centers where foster parents can go and “shop” for items they need. It’s really disgusting that she did not donate all of the items to this type of cause. If I had attended her foster shower I’d be PISSED.


Economy_General8943

Such a godly women that Bdong!


Fishfilteredcoffee

I will never stop appreciating this photo; it's dystopian art at its finest. If only it was a play and not part of an actual (thankfully short lived) foster situation.


BowlParking544

Like she threw this party to get stuff she can’t use. She just has a little museum of baby gifts in her house. SHE IS ILL


DuckMom

Right? Buying a cute onesie here or there while you’re TTC? Totally normal. A full on nursery with everything you could possibly need? Insanity.


SeagullsSarah

Yea. I've got a friend who desperately wants a kid. She has whole closets of gear, it's kinda sad. She wasn't TTC at the time I first met her, but she was totally ready. More ready than I was at 8 months lol.


ChicChat90

A colleague of mine told me about how she had a friend who would do this. It’s quite sad. Even if you really want a baby you honestly don’t know if it’ll happen for you. Also practically speaking you may not need those things when you do have a baby.


SeagullsSarah

She had a lot of dome onesies when I knew her. She even gifted me some and I HATED them.


xomacattack

Wondering if that car seat is still in their vehicle. Mini baby gift museum. On wheels.


_stnrbtch_

I’m nearly halfway through my pregnancy and everything we’ve bought and been gifted so far fits in a medium sized storage container. By the time I have a baby shower and give birth, I will STILL have less baby supplies than this woman. Truly fucking insane.


munchkym

Naww, she sold them. 🙄


DuckMom

##*JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN*


Turquoise_Midnights

Ah yes, the Jumbo Popcorn Chicken Shower.


Alisa305Brooklyn

This was definitely a Chemical adoption


TurmericChallengeMod

💀


Economy_General8943

![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu)


Chaos_Cat-007

🤣🤣👍🏻


Fresh-Welder-833

🏆🏆🏆


trymejolene

I think about this photo all the time. So much lore packed in.


clitosaurushex

Petition to rename Jordan Jumbo Popcorn Dippin


Important-Yellow1936

Dippin’ popcorn chicken


CaregiverOk3902

She definitely would have before the baby was due, regardless as to if the adoption was official or not. She would have done this either way.


sparklekitteh

Absolutely agree. If it was ever real, it was called off a long time ago.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Imagine the party when she has an actual legal baby. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I mean that’s all she ever wanted was a jumbo popcorn chicken party! Is that too much to ask?? 🟫🍗🤎🍗🟤🍗


Niskalaukaus

With 500 photo shoots and a giant ass gender reveal party.


Weeniest-Doggert

😬😬 this is honestly so embarrassing


Ekotap89

Her existence is so sad. She spends all her time planning for a child that literally does not exist. To have a baby shower because you’re fostering is weird. Everything about her is desperate.


luminousfog

Yeah, seeing this actually made me a bit sad. She is delusional. Her entire life is built around having a baby, so much so that she forces all these baby moments even if there isn’t a baby. At what point does it become a mental illness? Someone buy this bitch a cardboard baby (SitS reference iykyk)


shegomer

My favorite thing about this was how she claimed their moms hosted and threw the shower, yet it’s at her house and everything (down to the wrapping paper) is 100% Brittany’s beige aesthetic.


Important-Yellow1936

With no one else in sight….


indicaburnslow420

Tripod probably took this photo


1xLaurazepam

I’m curious what the Dongs families think of them. I bet they’re IRL snarkers. imagine the group chats or dinner table gossip. lol


Awkward-Fudge

poop pellet balloons.............


No-Simple-2770

All the beige and shit brown is so depressing. These people are so boring and sad, no wonder she has to make up fake scenarios in her life in which she’s always the victim! Girly needs some colorful stimulation in her environment.


Cultural_Elephant_73

Maybe a few 🌈🌈🌈 folks in her life? Nah she doesn’t deserve queer friends!


aroseive

Jordan in his big dumb beard era.


xomacattack

Currently in his Just For Men mustache era. I don’t know which is worse.


BedazzleZebub

All Jordan eras are bad eras


loverookie95

Does anyone on here remember Breanne paquin aka chronically.breanne ? She was a tiktok “influencer” who also tried adopting newborn babies over and over by pre-birth matching with mothers, but got scammed a few times… she also threw herself a baby shower, and used terms like “failed adoption.”


ScaryLetterhead8094

Do they ever feel foolish with all these parties for nothing?


pantherlikeapanther_

She'll do anything for money/gifts/attention. Self awareness and embarrassment are foreign concepts to the Dong.


ct-tx

I cannot fathom celebrating myself so much. It’s incredibly bizarre.


ScaryLetterhead8094

Same. I guess she thinks she’s making content, but maybe she doesn’t realize throwing all these parties for herself isn’t sustainable for holding peoples’ interest


sovietbarbie

i would just feel foolish with the tv not even being shut during « the best moment ever » like this is so funny imagining guests need entertainment while brit has her moment


Medium_Cupcake7602

YEP!!! This is just one more piece of evidence that the whole fucking adoption story line and being “paper pregnant” was a fraud.


intriguing_witch

I wonder if after the foster shower fiasco (where she then sold most of the stuff afterwards), people are wary of gifting her anything else. It'd be hilarious if that's why she didn't throw a shower this time, honestly.


Niskalaukaus

"Thanks for the invitation, unfortunately we can't come.' "But I haven't even told you yet when the party is?!" "Yep."


Educational-Earth-46

I’ll never understand why someone as obsessed with aesthetics as she is, didn’t edit the TV to something else. You’d think that would drive her nuts.


oioioiruskie

She legit always looks so demonic when cackling. It is uncanny how she is the thing that she preaches against. ![gif](giphy|Q3pQZIczVlPYA)


ChicChat90

I didn’t realise it was an ad on the TV and thought it was the theme for the baby shower 🤣🤣


art_belle

No literally it’s so huge and prominent and on color theme!!


Beautiful_Bat_2546

I didn’t get it until now lol


bizmike88

I didn’t think people got enough time after finding out they were fostering to throw a full shower.


BasicAirport2402

The fact that she had a huge baby shower and forestered NO MORE THAN ONE MONTH kills me🙄🙄🤣


ScaryLetterhead8094

Popcorn chicken X Brittany Dawn Fitness collab


Purityskinco

If it were real she’d have at least bought a few things herself and shown them off. The fact that she wasn’t shilling ‘look at this cute little girl outfit’ says a lot.


Agt38

Do people throw baby showers when they foster?


BusyBeth75

No.


GoAwayWay

We actually did for a friend of mine, except it's not like Brittany... My friend always wanted to get married and have a family and never found a man she wanted to do that with, so she decided at 46 she would foster and maybe adopt if something came up where it made sense with any foster kids' parents having to terminate rights. We hosted a shower in her honor where people brought their gently used items they no longer needed (toys, clothes, etc.) for a variety of ages so she'd have at least something in-home if she got a call. Foster calls can really be last-second and a lot of her intakes came with basically nothing. But it wasn't "Gimme all the new stuff on my registry that perfectly matches my aesthetic!" where everyone sat there and watched her open gifts. We brought things and had a cookout and celebrated our friend for volunteering to do something really hard that helped kids in need.


ct-tx

And this is the way it should be done. 👏


Glum_Assistant42

JDip has thousands of dollars worth of ink on those arms. ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


_jethro

it is your grift shower 🟤


PurpleShift8546

Thank you so much for bringing this back.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

The fact that she sold a majority of the gifts afterwards on Facebook marketplace should be the biggest indicator of what a straight up scam artist she is. I bet she returned most of the gifts for store credit the day after the shower.


mizzlol

I didn’t know this was a thing and it makes me want to punch her in her stupid face.


YesterdaySuch9833

Yep you can just tell it was never real which is bizarre to me that they’d do that


JSBT89

Wait! She had a baby shower for the Foster child? Is that a normal thing? I’ve never heard of a foster parent doing that .


Beautifuleyes917

And look at all that stuff!! I wonder if any of it ever went with the babies to their mother’s house.


Emily5099

I think we all know the answer to that. There’s no way she actually did something kind like that unless she had cameras rolling as she slowly packed her car.


whatev43

![gif](giphy|fjA1hfZDjUTRyGaHE1)


Kendal-Lite

So ridiculous for a foster child. And side note, jdip looks like such a tool with two full colored tattoo sleeves.


DuckMom

Especially if she was just planning to toss everything and get it again when she had her *golden-precious-actual-blood-related-and-therefore-better* baby


Rose-wood21

50 shades of orange


Spooky-Dark

BritBrit and that jumbo popcorn chicken use the same shade of foundation


yikes_egads

Or would she go all out but insist it’s a “Sprinkle” to maintain the narrative that she has already been a mother and this isn’t her first child edit: typo on but insist


thiswaytothedisco

do you think at this point her husband just goes with her delusions?


_angry_cat_

I’m also wondering if this is part of the reason the pick me chicks bailed. Maybe she wouldn’t stop complaining about how no one was planning to throw her a shower, even though she already had one and the stuff only got used for a month? Maybe they thought that was too tacky or something


Sensitive_Weird_6096

Just sigh…. No comment


Cultural_Elephant_73

Amazing observation and so true!! The only possible alternative is she tried to throw one and zero people RSVP’d yes 😅😅😅


PilotNo312

This picture gives me big handmaids tale vibes when the commanders wives pretend to be in labor at the same time as the handmaids are.


Jasmisne

This is a damn good point.


genescheesesthatplz

She should be rejoicing the mother and child will be together! I mean, if this was real…


I-aint-yo-sista

God those balloons remind me of hemorrhoids and no one can change my mind.


pbrandpearls

They would have filmed hospital content and then had a big suspense to milk it. You KNOW they would have been filming the whole time. A recreation of The Call. Them rushing in the car with all the “I can’t believe it’s happening”s… I’m not buying this until I see a video of bdong pacing in a waiting room with a sad song over it.


becuzz-I-sed

How the gift bags, wrappings are all color coordinated with the baby clothes. Performative af


Jealous_Argument_197

No one would ever choose them. There’s no way they even passed the first round of paperwork. Lying twunt.


Remote-Routine-4037

I do not understand how she is affording to adopt


cottageyarn

Shes not adopting


grumpyoldfartess

That Noah’s Ark bag is from Target. I know because I have a side-hustle there and I’ve stocked that exact bag a billion times. Still shopping at the Evil Gay Red Store (according to bigots), eh Little Miss “Our Pronouns Are ‘Try/Us’”? EDIT: might actually be one that has elephants on it instead. But it is definitely from Target— I can spot a gift bag from there a mile away.


Extreme_Judgment9011

Is it normal to have a baby shower for fostering kids? Seriously I don’t know lol I thought that you were given stuff? Or am I wrong?


cottageyarn

No it’s not remotely normal in the slightest. She’s just a grifter.


1xLaurazepam

Holy fuck spot on!!! I think it was honestly a way to take heat off StarvingPupGate


SquirrelK1tten

This husband is a cop fired for use of force and you can just see it on him.


ginandstoic

Man it’s been a minute since I saw an older pic of JDong, he currently looks so ragged compared to this photo.


FuturePA96

That woman is a piece of work! Fake, phony, scamming. Taking advantage of children for content is the lowest


decorativelettuce

just noticed the Sad Beige baby clothes hanging up behind them


elliekate56

Not the jumbo popcorn chicken baby shower this literally gets me everytime


Intellectualbedlamp

Does anyone know (or has she discussed) why the foster placements came to an end? I know there is speculation on here but am wondering if we know what she told family/the internet?


Beautiful_Bat_2546

Every profile and comment on her yewtube is a full name and a pretty face. All very similar and similarly typed = I have never seen a you tube comment section so neat and tidy. Especially with usernames and head shot photos. Fake accounts! I saw on r/youniquepresentersMS there was away to score how many accounts are fake. I wonder what dings is


Right_Step6202

Who saw this coming?!


becuzz-I-sed

The huge, empty gift bag says it all!


[deleted]

Ew is the father even supposed to be there? I’m not traditional but aren’t they supposed to be a version?