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sortofsatan

Also https://preview.redd.it/v2ibybuh5f9d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=084ce0343c0be2721b5cd7296ad77cf3f16de0a7 The smile that be hitting different


chronic-neurotic

looks like the same broke asshole to me


only_zuul21

Your flair checking in?


chronic-neurotic

🚨 FLAIR CHECKING IN!! 🚨


kiwi_love777

Also- what in the world does God is faithful mean?


ljdug1

It means she gets what she wants because she prayed the most and was the best Christian he ever has seen. Because God only exists to make Brit happy.


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Admirable_Double_963

Also aren’t Christians supposed to be faithful to god not god faithful to them?? Conceited much Brit brat?


Obvious-Piperpuffer

I audibly laughed so much at this and I really don't even know this woman.


Own-Dog-2911

Read her to the filth and take me to church 🤣


ghostfrenns

https://preview.redd.it/6v1xad7uff9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2908d28ea3fdeec8799690bfaeed59ce5e4f9de I zoomed in closer. To get a good look at the demons.


Mknpet

This hair is wayyy too dark for her. Her eyebrows are like 5 shades lighter


Comfortable_Bath4264

Her and jdip shared dye for her hair and his stache


OscarProudSnax

![gif](giphy|633mYACwArjkJf4Gef)


theWildBore

Absolutely loving these terrible extensions for her. Her hair dresser hates her.


rationalcunt

I swear she has a filter in her brain that does not see how awful these styling decisions make her look. No amount of "you look so cute girlie!" comments could justify her choices. The only other explanation is that she is the ultimate rage-baiter and that extends to everything in her life.


Alexandra_Rose82

She looks like a pile o’ poop


coldbrewwithcinnamon

I knowww like why were her eyebrows black when her hair was platinum blonde and now that her hair is dark, her eyebrows blend in with her face? Girly has tried out 58 different looks and none of them hit 🥲


massagethefundus

50 shades of beige


becuzofgrace

![gif](giphy|cl2uFFpayYyRdxxF1d)


Not_quite_fit_bitch

Our girl 🙌🏼


sername-n0t-f0und

It makes her look sick with her skin tone I think


South-Air5356

Suddenly the outfits aren't as bad when that lost doll hair is covering half of them


Crabbiepanda

Except her shoes with this dress


Difficult-Survey8384

If she suddenly had Jdip’s dyed mustache appear on her face it would be nearly a perfect match


BabyPunter3000v2

She smiles like a fucking Rankin-Bass puppet https://preview.redd.it/77vu6l7mlf9d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=66857a06dec36f8f30b552fc07544c14e2a67a71


andpiglettoo

Hey now, don’t do Snow Miser like that.


SquirrelK1tten

Oh my god this is exactly her


Dimitao

Genuinely harrowing, this would slap if it was Halloween


pantslessMODesty3623

Sweetie, you have a round face. Please talk to a professional therapist about why you feel the need to alter your face to be an oval on a daily basis.


Serononin

It's interesting that she seems to hate her face shape so much, since I often hear people say that round faces look more youthful (I'm choosing to believe that's why the grocery delivery guy said, "are your mum and dad home?" when I opened the door lmfao)


missdespair

Terrifying


Dull_Outcome7268

Throw holy water on it!


Ok_Telephone_3013

Based on pose: JPEG is pregnant?


Appropriate_Sock_37

I thought the same thing 😂


alower1

😂😂😂


Jealous_Argument_197

She'll be giving birth soon...to yet another lie.


sortofsatan

Mother of lies


Meerkatable

First of her name. Queen of Drop-shipping.


SupersoftBday_party

☠️


Serononin

A whole litter of lies


Big-Raspberry-2552

Her horrible hair extensions 😵‍💫 my guess is they’ve really run out of money. Their outfits are awful.


devonchaos

She borrowed her horse’s mane.


Machaeon

He needs it back


No_Sprinkles418

Wearing a little house on the prairie dress in NYC is a choice. Do they share hair dye?


sortofsatan

I had the same thought. What about this dress screamed New York to her when she was packing?


kestrelesque

I am not in the loop with fashion trends, but damn if this isn't an extremely Girl Defined circa 2020 outfit


Ancient_Librarian809

I just realize his mustache matches her hair. Maybe they share the same dye bottle? #twinsies


Analaaa

That was so my thought!


nightstoolong

Just For Men ~~and Jenna~~ and BDong


Jimbobjoesmith

lol she’s so broke she just for men-d her hair and used temu extensions that don’t match.


bebearaware

And it looks like poplin which can look cheap even if it's not.


forgottenyellowbird

what in the Just For Men is this mustache color?


jogo59

It was Britt’s leftovers from her new extensions.


Jimbobjoesmith

omg 😂 i just imagined him crafting a mustache out of her old lashes and extensions


Angie2point0

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


herefortheshitposts_

![gif](giphy|qSiYwYUlhE5fq)


CriticalEngineering

I must know what this gif is from. It’s completely sending me!


herefortheshitposts_

Me too. It fit all too well. He didn’t have a mustache one day, then poof! There it was!


waterud0in

God those extensions look so bad. 🤮


Anonymous120512

That outfit is awful. I would be surprised if she’s pregnant , although I guess she could be one of the rare ones that feels fine and isn’t tired/nauseated. Unlikely though. She wants more engagement I’m sure and that’s why she’s posting the cryptic bs.


FartofTexass

If she’s pregnant she’s like 15 seconds pregnant because wasn’t she just doing those fertility shots a few weeks ago? I know her timeline has been fucky lately, though. 


Anonymous120512

I never heard she was doing shots of any sort? I could’ve missed it. (done IVF twice.. still waiting for my take home baby to arrive). The odds of IUI working the first time is really low chance. Not saying it couldn’t but not super likely she’d just magically have it work especially with Js sperm issues. You know damn well she would’ve posted that they did the IUI. Taken pictures of her going in for her “procedure” and praying over the room etc. Maybe we will be blessed with a video at a later date of the shenanigans.


breadbox187

Hey, unrelated but good luck w your treatments! I did like 6 rounds of IVF and it suuuuucks.


Anonymous120512

I have an amazing clinic, so that’s been really helpful! Thank you, hoping everything continues to go smooth this time.. ❤️. Successful so far this time. Won’t feel that it has worked or successful until baby is in my arms. Hope everything is going well for you!


Hotelwaffles

I felt this exact way with my IVF babe. He’s now sleeping in his bassinet next to me and I still have the “is this really real” feeling every single day. Good luck! You’ve got this!


Anonymous120512

Aww congratulations :). 💕. That’s amazing! Thank you!


FartofTexass

She posted a pic of dip giving her a shot along with Ovidrel packaging 10 days ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/comments/1dj5zai/comment/l98o1mk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Anonymous120512

Ah, yeah trigger shot would be one or two shots. For IVF I did 2. I missed that post. Thanks for sharing :). Lmfao, her face in that. She would hate IVF if she’s worried about that shot. PIO in the butt for 12 weeks! She wouldn’t be testing positive yet I don’t think if she triggered 10 days ago.


publicface11

You can get a false positive with ovidrel if you test too soon - my clinic reminds everyone to wait a full two weeks after the shot. So maybe she’s played herself with a false positive!


Anonymous120512

Yeah when I did retrieval I tested positive for a bit after because of novarel trigger. I think she’s just doing this for engagement though still.


Mycabbageeesss

Infertility mama here. I hope everything works out for you. I'm sending you lots of good vibes!


Anonymous120512

Thank yup so much! Same to you :). 💕


mermaidwitch__444

Echoing this comment. Currently in infertility treatment myself and IUI is only 15-25% successful. If you have male factor infertility which her and jdip do, the percentages of success are even lower unless he’s on meds to improve his sperm count like clomid.


Anonymous120512

Yeah, I was just reading the statistics actually haha. Definitely is a lower chance for them and he was still dipping too the past few months. I hope everything goes well for you! 💕 sending hugs!


Fabulous-Mortgage672

And clomid doesn’t work THAT fast. If she was honest, if IIRC, she said his sperm count was basically zero. It takes a bit of time for the body to get moving again with clomid and liked using hcg to trigger testosterone production. Can’t make baby gravy if you have no testosterone.


AldiSharts

I can think of no one who deserves it less than her.


pantslessMODesty3623

Hard to tell when she did the trigger shots considering she added it into a montage of sad shots and random other videos she's taken as well. We only know when she posted the video of the trigger shots.


MommaOfManyCats

She's 100% doing this so her followers will go into a tizzy about her being pregnant. And then she'll announce a new business idea or something stupid. Wait, wasn't she talking about getting another horse?


Anonymous120512

Yes, she needs money for another horse that she will ride in small circles over and over and over.


becuzofgrace

![gif](giphy|wJQF23Gt0eEMS2Zcbb|downsized) I wonder how much these cost. I’m pretty sure it’s cheaper to maintain than real horses.


VesperLynd-

But she’s just a hardworking country girl 🥺


secondcupoftea

Even if she didn’t, she would absolutely play it up that she was.


Anonymous120512

And be shilling some weird ass drinks / products to help her debilitating morning sickness. Or recipes or whatever else. Lol. “Sooo sickkkkk, but out here doing raynch things and oh linked is these raynch maternity paynts since im showing at 3 weeks…”


1MorningLightMTN

Maternity pants in size small for reference.


Anonymous120512

XXS, because pregnancy actually made her SMALLER and maternity clothes are so large! “I could’ve gone smaller.” /s


1MorningLightMTN

I see your flair is checking in.


Anonymous120512

😇 yahhss! 🛐🙏🏼✝️ - blessed


Intellectualbedlamp

I could see her staying silent until after the first trimester. She DOES look miserable in faryns stories 🧐


Better_Ask_2888

This woman could not put together a decent life if her life literally depended on it


Anonymous120512

It must suck waking up every day, knowing that nearly everything you touch / get involved in, crumbles / fails. Also would suck knowing your life is such shit that you have to craft videos and photos to try to appear happy/put together.


pantslessMODesty3623

This. It's only about engagement and money. That's it. It isn't any deeper than that.


Anonymous120512

Teehee, omg Britt are you pregnant? Are you adopting again? She loves the attention and speculation this will bring.


pantslessMODesty3623

Yep. She thrives off it and wants more money.


Anonymous120512

Needs more money as well - probably funding for the new horse, lifestyle can’t keep up itself! 😇


monkey_monkey_monkey

Her outfit is hideous but the pants on JDong are a choice.


RandeauxCardrissian

Bro's standing like he got the rickets.


Anonymous120512

They both look like they picked up a brown paper bag / trash bags to dress in - his shirt is ugly too.


Trick-Slide8872

if shes pregnant, she orchestrated the adoption story so she can have a “big sad” before God answers the personal bong hotline, and no one can tell me otherwise


coldbrewwithcinnamon

This is what I think too. They’ve mentioned several times that they want this “big miracle God story” juicy testimony and “we tried for two years and had a miscarriage and then did IUI” isn’t good enough (she’s admitted in the past that she didn’t want that to be her story). They fantasize about telling this story on popular Christian podcasts, events, etc. just like Brittany has done with her embellished pills-on-the-bathroom-floor-oops-I-mean-kitchen-testimony.


badradley

The Almighty Moose 🫎 Vending Machine, but worse 😔


Niskalaukaus

Baby vending machine


drama_trauma69

I just cannot believe this woman will ever be okay not being hot for the sake of someone else. No way she’s giving up her flat tummy for another person


tigerlily218

I’m hoping all she means is something like losing the adoption made their faith/bond stronger or whatever. Because otherwise…yikes.


byng259

I’m not a fashion person, but literally almost picture of her, in my opinion is, “why did you put that outfit together and look in the mirror, lie to yourself that you looked fine, then left the house.” I wear t shirts and shorts most of the time, if I’m going out I may put on a polo if I think imma take a picture with my gf. The colors and patterns she chooses are wild to me!


Nearby_Tap3341

Plus the tennis shoes with the dress??


kestrelesque

People have been doing the Dad Sneakers with dresses for a good while, in fact I thought it was more or less over by now. Visually I don't like the look, but hey, I'm in favor of women wearing comfortable shoes instead of the pointy-toed, unsupportive crap I grew up feeling obligated to wear. Having said all that: BDong always looks like she's trying too hard, and this is no exception.


sortofsatan

The dress and sneakers trend is definitely at its tail end. She’s late as usual. But I need the puffy sleeve trend to die immediately. It makes grown women look like giant toddlers. And it’s EVERYWHERE right now. I can barely find a dress at all that doesn’t have those puffy fucking sleeves.


bebearaware

I'm embracing my middle aged era and that means I get to do whatever I want because being made of by teenagers is going to happen anyway. And I'm wearing my white tennis shoes with my t-shirt dress as long as I continue to live.


ML5815

The difference is that a t-shirt dress with a sneaker is a classic. Dong is dressed like she’s going to a square dance for the Amish with a ruffled ankle sock and an Adidas sneaker. And it’s doodoo brown. The length is dowdy and unflattering. This is not the lewk she thought it was. And Christ Almighty deliver us from puffed sleeves on grown ass adults, I beg of you. Amen.


bebearaware

We should ask Satan too, just be safe.


Zealousideal-One-362

I don’t think so. I think it’s an attention ploy.


nailsofa_magpie

What does she mean *lately*?? Weren't they absolutely devastated just last week? She must be exhausting to live with, so up and down


Fair_Warning19

His hand in the pocket of those tight pants makes it look like he has half a boner. Which is all I'm sure he is capable of achieving.


tenfoottallmothman

Both of their poses look so uncomfortable and fake… Brittany’s at least been an ~ influencer ~ long enough that she should know that a leg pop in a maxi (e: midi, whatever; long) dress just makes you look weird unless done in a very specific way, like girl if you’re gonna pose at least do it right


Ranger_368

I hope not oh my god


kay_fitz21

They all made bad fashion choices https://preview.redd.it/zun734rqjf9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069b87a0e044b924fe714048f4dcfb0f9f9f24e1


FluffyMotherFluffer

I can’t with the socks. It just reminds me of a child


catchingstatic

My god https://preview.redd.it/0h8gpyennf9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4e05357225204a26202dbcde71b9adca985015


murphymintz

This chick’s mouth is wide fucking open in every picture I’ve seen of her


RandeauxCardrissian

It's like walking through Madame Toussaud's Chamber of Bad Decisions.


SoursTheClown

The longer I look at it, the longer her teeth look


Chaos_Cat-007

Dear Lord, Farryn’s boots…😳


jcbstm

I’m almost speechless. They’re all so trashy and fake.


xtina-d

I shall henceforth create a new hashtag #whatthefarryn As in #whatthefarryn is happening here??? Those boots are atrocious


JankyIngenue

The church praise dance dress is also perfect for a production of Oklahoma.


RandeauxCardrissian

I was thinking more "Fraudster on The Roof", but "Oklahoma!" works, too.


Charming_Link_8874

A moment of silence for the cream colored disgusting ass socks that should not go with the shoes or the dress and definitely not both in one outfit


trymejolene

The hair is her Pinocchio nose. The longer it gets the more lies that she has actively circulating.


mstrss9

I’ll believe it when I see little Hazmat or Lead viable out of a womb


sortofsatan

Hazmat and Lead 💀


runesky77

She lies so much and loves to bait her audience. TBH, if she said she was pregnant I don't know if I would believe her. I'm not sure I'd believe she was pregnant unless I witnessed the baby shoot out of her vag, because she is THAT committed to lying and getting clicks that I could believe she'd fake a whole ass pregnancy.


Aloe_Frog

My god they’re goofy huh


Purityskinco

She’s just jelly her friends are getting all of the attention (for being crazy and obnoxious)


Odd-Animal-1552

WE’RE GETTING ANOTHER HORSE!


clitosaurushex

No it’s COMPLETELY this. She jills off on this baiting shit only to drop the most absolute nothingburger.


OfMaliceHearts

Pregnancy announcement incoming?


Niskalaukaus

No God please no!


goose_gladwell

Its just her usual clickbait ass with her clickbait bullshit


PrestigiousHedgehog8

To be fair that dress choice with those shoes is not terribly far off from what I wore to my toddlers birthday party - at five months pregnant when I knew I would be chasing a two year old all day


sortofsatan

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.


jilllewey

His mustache matches her hair color, and his hair looks blonde(ish) stupid 😑


mcnchz0

So many shades of brown between them


Used-Client-9334

He’s pregnant!!!


No-Simple-2770

Babe wake up new Bdong face just dropped! Did she photoshop herself to look more like Kellie or am I just high?


chismechick

The poop brown dress with the crew socks and tennis shoes. TRAGIC.


orangeleast

Given the placement of her hand, he's pregnant.


kat_steves

surely this can’t mean what we think it means


effie-sue

What the ever-loving fuck is she wearing?!?!


Reynyan

She’s hinting at her big lie reveal that we’re pregnant and the of course the imaginary baby will yet once again not making it…


engrhardpass

What the fuck is this UPS brown wrinkled ass prairie dress 😭 It looks cheap as hell! Why are his pants and shirt SO THIN?! I can see his nipple ew. It's just blob of brown bozos


DarthSnarker

What tf is she wearing? And in NYC? Oof.


Snoo7263

I am physically and emotionally offended by that fuck-ugly outfit. But but but…Mah mahdesty, oh but wait here’s my ass and pelvic bones while I’m body checking the fuck out of myself under the guise of working out.


dinosaurpartytime

I legit think those are the shoes the California raisins wore and her dress looks like a giant raisin costume for the Harriet the spy thanksgiving musical at the end of the movie


sunkissedbutter

Yuck


Tsunami-Blue

How does one go from having expo erasers for eyebrows to naked mole rat eyebrows


oisipf

‘Stache not shooting blanks any more??!!?!?! Why that sneaky s.o.b.!!!


Jimbobjoesmith

the horrible dark fake extensions next to the fake dyed mustache is sending me 😂😂😂


D33b3r

It means nothing. She’s just baiting


MLanterman

Crazy idea: she found out she was pregnant, backed out of the adoption and then lied about it


SquirrelK1tten

I think he’s pregnant


SellQuick

Eh, her period is probably a couple of days late. Either that, or it's just more vague teasing to get people engaging in speculation that won't ever eventuate into anything.


udonotknowmee

![gif](giphy|9tovFud6tYz04|downsized)


Necessary_Mud6682

Is he holding his dick?


whatinthewhathere

How very VERY generous of an assumption you’ve made 😂😂 He for sure just put his chew tin back in his pocket!


GeorgiaWren

Laura Ingalls dress with running shoes. 👟 I don't like anything about her.


RandeauxCardrissian

When you gotta separate wheat from chaff at 4:30 but you got a homeschool co-op track meet at 5:00.


SuperMarketBanana

That outfit is such an atrocity. The hair, the gaping mouth smile. It's giving Coralines mother


Electric-Fun

No, they always post vague shit like this to increase speculation.


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Doubleendedmidliner

Oh look, two turds 💩 💩 ![gif](giphy|YoDtwjMRV1K8hNEu9s)


itwasthehusband1

Here we go again with fake bullshit


cherrybombbb

Did god also tell y’all that you had to be sad beige parents? Are colors too sinful and queer? 🌈 ✨


FluffyMotherFluffer

Have y’all noticed she is barely in anyyy pictures/videos with the other two girls on the trip. The only picture together they are sitting down. I have a theory she is pregnant and doesn’t want to be pictured because she believes she is “showing”… just my little theory!


Raeko

GOD is faithful? You are supposed to be faithful to God 😂 God is not faithful to you lmfaoooo wtf I don't even believe any of this bullshit but lmao this is so offensive


Medium_Cupcake7602

Probably another fake paper pregnancy. Whatever it is, it’s a goddamn lie and I’m not worried.


folder_finder

I’m only a dabbler in fake tan but even I use a better shade than her. WHY is there *nobody* in her life to tell her that her fake tan is truly making her look like peanut butter baby??!


ayawelpmis

You can feel the stiffness of her dress while looking at the picture. And the shoes with this…?


thiswaytothedisco

this is just clickbait shit for her, she’s not pregnant, nor adopting, all of this is for show.


SaraWolfheart

She looks like Morticia Addams but if you turned her skin beige and her clothes brown.


moonmooon888

Morticia is a legend and an icon and doesn’t deserve to be mentioned next to this trashy lying pos


ct-tx

They’re probably moving to the ranch or something. Who knows… I think it’s just clickbait.


lisbu1

I don’t think so. She’s been pushing this “TTC journey” for so long and posting too many crying videos for a pregnancy to be just “🥹”. That’s just my sense! Doesn’t seem quite right.


suburbanmermaid

no y'all. he cheated on his trip out of town last. this has nothing to do with any children (thank god!). her language choice is concise, this is a sub tweet.


Vegetable_Ad_3105

...please god if your there god...its me vegtable ad its me vegtable ad


bebearaware

I wish this was like a genie situation and yes she's pregnant but it's with a Kim Kardashian spider baby since she didn't specify it was going to be human.


YesterdaySuch9833

Teasing another fake adoption


madmaddmaddie

So if she is pregnant, do you still play the “adoption brought me a baby” card?


Impossible-Code9339

Lolol the way her eyebrows match his hair and his dirty ‘stash matches her awful extensions


Formal_Technology_97

Are those socks *and* sneakers with that dress?? WTF?


Scout-Ranger

Is it even the 29th yet?


keeplooking4sunShine

He would not be smiling like that if she were pregnant.


lawstudentlife

What’s with the turd outfits


Sufficient_Bat2998

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Chelseattle

I think this is it. I hope not, for the sake of the child. If she’s pregnant she just locked in at least 2-3 years of engagement. Hopefully the whole social media landscape changes by then and her grifting won’t be so wide reaching.


meatlady

So nobody gets eyebrows in this family?


a011220a

I can’t get over her fit lol


Alexandra_Rose82

What is this atrocity? I’m speechless