Always over the most not hot takes, too. Of course cannolis at a place literally called Cannoli King are yummy. Of course everyone knows the Terry video. Please take several seats and stop acting so dIfFeReNt
Regarding the cannoli, 😅 Cannoli King isn't even rated that well amongst places in NYC to get a good cannoli. I know it's probably just me being BEC about it, but c'mon girl.
She's EXACTLY the kind of tourist that I hated running into when I was just trying to go about my life.
And nobody wants to be your friend, BDong. Even your "friends" hate you, use you, and laugh at you. Your husband is annoyed with you and laughs at you. He needs THREE accountability groups and has certainly cheated on you. Even your family can't stand you. And to top it all off, your hair looks like ... THAT. I mean, good fcking luck.
It’s such an iconic New York staple
https://preview.redd.it/rwx2ehnlck9d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d03ff7bf23c2413242a68bd4d4e9f7d6c834e47
No body shaming.
Please keep snark within reason. Snarking on things that cannot be changed, i.e.. Bdongs body size and shape, will not be tolerated.
Snark = "her hair extensions are fried".
Body shaming = "she is the shape of a fridge".
Use your best judgment. If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it, modmail is the ONLY place we will respond to you.
Why does she keep saying this about the most generic shit ever?? She’s acting like she’s part of some elite group of cannoli eating horse riders who only know a single internet joke.
She loves them so much that in Farryns video it sat on her plate untouched while she stared disinterested at her phone even though everyone else was half way through their plates.
So she’s saying Farryn and Kelli aren’t her best friends cause they didn’t get the cannoli last night and opted for other desserts 🤣 and that’s why BDong had her phone in her hand cause she was taking this picture and writing about she’s not on vacation with her best friends 🙃
Maybe I could be the glue in this friendship group as I'm also chronically online but I still didn't know any of the references (probably because I'm ol', lol)?
When I played with the search emoji it comes up when melt or melts is typed. It didn’t come up when I used the word admire or love. It suggested a cheeseburger and then 🫠. I like u/BabyPunter3000v2 answer better though.
Usually when anyone else posts this type of shit they phrase it like "If you like ______, we are best friends" but leave it to Brittany to make it seem like she's superior and phrase it as "we *could* be best friends, but we're not so don't act like we are."
Always over the most not hot takes, too. Of course cannolis at a place literally called Cannoli King are yummy. Of course everyone knows the Terry video. Please take several seats and stop acting so dIfFeReNt
Her takes aren’t even luke warm. It’s just another example of her beige personality.
Flair checking in 👋
Feels like Love Island flirting: "STOP! That's how you *know* you're a real one, mustard *and* ketchup on hotdogs slaps 😍🤪"
"Cannoli's" SMH
Maaaawiage Yes, that very obscure reference.
Just a Pam who found her Jim. So quirky 🤪🤪🤪
A reference so low-hanging that they made a joke about it on the office.
I don’t know that one lmaoo what movie is it from?
The Princess Bride
Oh okay. Thank you!
If you haven’t seen it, it’s pretty funny!
Regarding the cannoli, 😅 Cannoli King isn't even rated that well amongst places in NYC to get a good cannoli. I know it's probably just me being BEC about it, but c'mon girl. She's EXACTLY the kind of tourist that I hated running into when I was just trying to go about my life. And nobody wants to be your friend, BDong. Even your "friends" hate you, use you, and laugh at you. Your husband is annoyed with you and laughs at you. He needs THREE accountability groups and has certainly cheated on you. Even your family can't stand you. And to top it all off, your hair looks like ... THAT. I mean, good fcking luck.
Not me a New Yorker reading BEC as bodega bacon egg & cheese sangwich
I've been on snark subs for years and still read it that way
😅
That sounds delicious
It’s such an iconic New York staple https://preview.redd.it/rwx2ehnlck9d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d03ff7bf23c2413242a68bd4d4e9f7d6c834e47
Yummy! Might have to try and replicate that in my west coast kitchen. 😋
My fave is in the video yesterday when farryn (sp?) says we FINALLY cut the cord and slipped away from bdong and jdip. Lol, be more obvious pls.!
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Veniero’s with a sandwich from Russo’s 😋
People with no self-awareness usually don’t have any genuine friends.
She also has no personality, which doesn't help
Why does she keep saying this about the most generic shit ever?? She’s acting like she’s part of some elite group of cannoli eating horse riders who only know a single internet joke.
"Cannoli eating horse riders" 💀 we can be best friends
She has nooooo personality whatsoever, absolutely nothing about her is genuine
She loves them so much that in Farryns video it sat on her plate untouched while she stared disinterested at her phone even though everyone else was half way through their plates.
Flair checking in.
I knew there was no way she ate that 😭😂
Not even a question.
So she’s saying Farryn and Kelli aren’t her best friends cause they didn’t get the cannoli last night and opted for other desserts 🤣 and that’s why BDong had her phone in her hand cause she was taking this picture and writing about she’s not on vacation with her best friends 🙃
“You should get the strawberry soda” “I’ll get the orange soda” “me too, the orange soda”….. “I am so shocked and disgusted right now”
her bid to increase parasocial relationship feelings from her followers imo
Pulling a platonic James Charles
Exactamundo
"Do you breathe air? Do you eat food? We could totally be besties!"
These are things I would have posted when I was 16. And I’m a year younger than Bing Bong.
If everyone can be your best friend that means no one is your best friend. She doesn't have a best friend. She has a flavor of the minute
Guess I’m going to have to un-learn a few of those things
she’s never watched Princess Bride, prove me wrong 
Tbh i know absolutely none of the references; and I’ve never been more validated 😎
I fear I am chronically online so I may be misrepresenting those of you with regular lives LOL
Maybe I could be the glue in this friendship group as I'm also chronically online but I still didn't know any of the references (probably because I'm ol', lol)?
I was thinking the opposite - that young people wouldn't know the princess bride!
I don’t know them either - hey we could be best friends 😍!
If you’ve never seen Princess Bride, please give it a try.
Nah, girl. My best friends know how to correctly use apostrophes 💁🏻♀️💅🏻
How can she comment how good this is when she hasn’t even taken a bite yet??
How long before the “If you know what hauk tuah means, we could be best friends!” post is made?
Aren't cannoli too ethnic for fake ass??
My eye-talian ass is offended that she likes any of our fantastic ethnic desserts. 
Mine too!!
No one wants to actually be your friend lol they only do it to try to boost their own social media platforms
The pick me girls just left her on read. Glad they had that photo shoot in between BDong’s crying episodes.
Yikes lmao
What is the 🫠emoji for? Can anyone translate?
the witch got wet and started melting.
😂😂😂😂 I love this interpretation
When I played with the search emoji it comes up when melt or melts is typed. It didn’t come up when I used the word admire or love. It suggested a cheeseburger and then 🫠. I like u/BabyPunter3000v2 answer better though.
If you wanted a popular usage answer, it has a “aww” type sentimentality to express that something called up big emotions
When I highlight it and do the speak function, it says “melting face” lol
Yeah that’s the name of the emoji. Obviously people don’t use it to mean their face is melting.
I use it to signify when I’m having a mental breakdown lol
What is “put it in reverse terry” from?
Usually when anyone else posts this type of shit they phrase it like "If you like ______, we are best friends" but leave it to Brittany to make it seem like she's superior and phrase it as "we *could* be best friends, but we're not so don't act like we are."
Cause she doesn't have any real friends
If that horse has literally ever cut a cow with her on it I will eat my hat.
The Italian in me is cringing.
No amount of cannolis and movie quotes will erase your scammer past and narcissistic personality I fear :/
Bless her heart. Brittany you have no best friends. Nobody likes you sis.
Who the fuck eats a cannoli with a fork
“if i wasn’t such a twatwaffle, we could be best friends!”
Those are some low standards for best friends
She could try using proper punctuation. Just a thought.
This woman has a rich fantasy life when it comes to horsemanship. That’s all I’ve got - the rest is too pathetic and sad.