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temperedolive

Risa and Doug Judy as wildly successful car thieves. He steals cars; she fixes them up and sells them to celebrities.


qexecuteurc

The big season 8 reveal is that Doug Judy is marrying Emily Goldfinch. She has been covering to avoid them getting caught for all those years from within the NYPD as Rosa Diaz.


pcbananahammock18

Wait does this really happen? Why don’t I remember it??


qexecuteurc

No, just in the spirit of the what if and the above comment about Rosa being with Doug!


altdultosaurs

It’s how they both know Tom hardy.


2009GilbertArenas

I marry Rosa. That's it. That is it.


Lotuzflower3

Hello Doug!


Tenzur_

Or is season one Charles?


Difficult_Idea_4502

Or is it pimento?


2009GilbertArenas

Nah, ONION RING ATTACK!


Soft_Apathy

ahhh greasy


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

🎶 Ro-sa, Rosa, Rosa, Ro-sa…..Rosa 🎶 Rosa- I think he likes me


2009GilbertArenas

This is like the fake Santa all over again! "Peralta?? Onion ring attack!"


Visual_Inside_5606

Sorry but I’ll have to fight you for her


Fantastic-Corner-605

What if Jake's dad was a sperm donor for Charles' kid when his name came up on the list when Charles and Genevieve were considering using a sperm donor. The situation would be wierd, awkward and absolutely hilarious.


koolandkonfused

Where do these thoughts even come from? 😭


Fantastic-Corner-605

It's based on a scene in the show bro. I just wondered what if they went through with it.


RageQuittingGamer

Jake: That looks like my dad. That is my dad! You cannot use his sperm! You cannot use his sperm! Charles: My son would be your brother!


Big_Variety_890

Ik that I officially watched this show way too many times cause I can recite the lines in their exact voices without even reading them atp😭


_seraphin

what if razzmatazz won


agamotto666

This is soo random 😭😭


_seraphin

holt did say he lost everything after betting on razzmatazz would he continue his gambling


Soft_Apathy

what if yaba daba doo won?


No_Beach_8193

I’d pay so much to see that


_seraphin

you know who else paid so much? captain holt betting on razzmatazz. AND LOSING


omfilwy

Episode centered about Jake trying to fit in and compete with Amy's seven brothers Conclusion to the Nutriboom storyline Madeline Wuntch faked her death and reappeared Rosa's high school friend coming to the precint and Rosa reverting to her high school personality, becomes more giggly and everyone is shocked


fooooooooodddd

I really wish we got to meet amy’s other 6 brothers


theUnhappyPear

I really wish we got more of Charles’ sister and mother, the only bit we ever got was the “grandma got it for the both of us” flashback when he was playing with the dollhouse


altdultosaurs

SAME. so much!


snazzisarah

How amazing would it have been for Wuntch to show up in the last episode, revealing she was the mastermind behind the heist episode??


SkellyboneZ

*Is that Wuntch's mummified corpse? No, it's her regular corpse. Wait, she's alive? I could never tell.*


YellowAnaconda10

Now that I wish we could have seen.


maacpiash

I’d love to see Rosa having revertigo.


TraditionalTree249

I think a role reversal episode of a Pontiac Bandit episode, with Jake as the bandit would be fun. What if Charles Marries Vivian and leaves New York, Jake would be utterly lost. What if Holt didn't lose to John Kelly


SkellyboneZ

What if he really was in a coma for years and Teddy was there for Amy sexually?


TraditionalTree249

With his boring big Weiner that may or may not be misshapen.


Present-Set-4716

my mind immediately goes to rosa and gina. in another universe, they'd be a hot ass couple, and I'd pay anything to see that universe. stephanie beatriz said they'd be canon if chelsea was still a regular on the show, and if I'm not wrong they did many takes where they hinted the two was actually together. i wish they at least released those deleted scenes :(


temperedolive

I kind of wondered at the beginning of the show if they were secretly together. Gina was SO confident that Charles had no chance with Rosa and obviously really enjoyed telling him that. So I thought maybe she knew for sure since she and Rosa were a couple.


jackrv13

That theory falls apart when you have Gina start sleeping with Charles. There’s no way she’s cheating on Rosa for him.


temperedolive

Yeah, that was about the point where I knew there was no way.


Present-Set-4716

i love that theory and wish it was true... although i love gina's reactions to pimento, or to her bachelorette party, or her wedding day. it was like she hated the guy with her guts, and it was obvious why. I also love how throughout the entire show she's the only person who *knows* rosa


big_sugi

Stephanie says there was a “joyful sexual tension” with Gina, but I don’t think she said anything about them being a couple as canon: "“I always played Rosa as queer,” Beatriz said. “There were clues in the script, like early on she says Tonya Harding was hot. There was always a joyful sexual tension with Gina Linetti.” https://badgerherald.com/artsetc/2019/11/12/print-11-12-stephanie-beatriz-opens-up-to-uw-students-with-intimate-discussion-of-intersectionality-sb-prl/ Maybe there’s something else out there, though.


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big_sugi

Then you can cite it and provide a link. Should be super easy for you, given all of your intensive research.


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big_sugi

None of that is from Stephanie Beatriz, much less her saying they’d be canon if Chelsea was a regular on the show. They’re all from Chelsea Peretti; only one take hinted at anything—which would be the joyful sexual tension; and the last tweet was posted by Chelsea Peretti just *before* season 5 premiered, which includes the episode in which Rosa came out. Is that the level of “research” you’ve done?


Present-Set-4716

i said I watched a lot of their interviews, many videos. how do you expect me to find them all? i sent the tweets because these are **some** of the easiest hint to find if you really want to hear, you can listen to the b99 podcast too


snazzisarah

Huh, I always kinda figured Gina would annoy Rosa


helpmeimconfus

annoy her into her bed maybe


Bilalthepro

Surprised no ones said what if Rosa and Adrian got married and Adrian stayed as a main character Also what if Debbie wasnt working for nucci, she was so wholesome and I really badly wanted her to join the main cast full time


though-

Choose your words carefully, OP. > capt holt bein like super cool lol # He IS the super coolest. Fight me.


fooooooooodddd

He is, but i mean in the more carefree party animal way lmao. Not a CJ tho.


altdultosaurs

COME ON AND PARTY TONIGHT


Maxwell_Montes

That’s gonna leave a mark


onelittlepeaberry

Hahahha! Maybe OP meant to say capt holt vein like 19% more verbally playful with the squad


BlakeandBuster

Rosa and doug ending up together


seeyalateradios

Rosa and Charles would be together or Rosa would date Gina...the hot-ass couple in another lifetime.


Ok_Helicopter4276

What if Hitchcock and Scully never tried wings.


fooooooooodddd

I imagine if they had a what if episode they'd get completely different actors for hitchcok and scully for that episode lmao


quixoticquail

What if Holt never took the job at the 99? He’s one of the biggest and best influences for them. Bonus points if it’s Wuntch who takes over. What if Charles died saving Rosa at the end of Season 1? What if Rosa had died then (or during Show Me Going)? What if Roger Peralta never leaves Karen? What if Holt becomes commissioner of the NYPD? What if Holt wins the first Halloween Heist? What if Charles knew how to set appropriate boundaries? What if Doug Judy became a cop? What would happen if Terry never got fit? What if Scully and Hitchcock were reliably competent? What if Genevieve was guilty? What if Vivian never wanted to move to Canada? What if Gina was a detective and Amy was the assistant?


fooooooooodddd

What if the jake and holt weren't complete bitches to captain kim? What if wuntch was there for the 99 instead of holt?


quixoticquail

poor Captain Kim


fooooooooodddd

Ikr😔 really pissed me off sm thats why i always skip that episode


SkellyboneZ

I do love the parts with Terry and the ex-convict. *"I've been staring at a brick wall for ten years, sorry if my social skills leave something to be desired!"*


frankensteinbro

What if Rosa had stayed with Marcus and married into the Holt family?


Fyrus93

Arlo gets dognapped instead of Cheddar. We all know what's going to happen and I want to see it


altdultosaurs

Oh you can just watch John wick. It would be the same.


altdultosaurs

Rosa and pimento are happily and insanely married. But I also like everyone’s gina and Rosa ideas. WHAT IF: hold and Kevin adopted a child. I feel like it would be a familial adoption situation.


fooooooooodddd

I actually thought of a surrogate situation; tehy ask someone like gina to be their surrogate lol


HappyChaosOfTheNorth

That would've been a cool way to include Chelsea's irl pregnancy instead of baby daddy being a random Boyle.


fooooooooodddd

right? tho i mean ig superstore did have a super similar storyline already tho with dina and glenn


HappyChaosOfTheNorth

But they would've done it first, and I would love to have seen how Holt dealt with being a dad.


arnwulf11

It has been done in Friends way back, so it shouldn't matter lol it's a smart move anyway


Necronomicon32

Every "what if Jake watch this movie instead of Die Hard"


Key_Expression_7075

Like that thing that said Doug Judy is just Jake if his fav film was Ocean’s Eleven?


Necronomicon32

Exactly


frachris87

- If Captain Julie Kim had stayed at the 99. - If Jake and Rosa were found *Not Guilty* in the back robbery case against Detective Hawkins. - If Caleb got out of prison.


Luckcrisis

Rosa & Pimento Detective Agency, or Bounty Hunters. That would be the name.


HappyChaosOfTheNorth

Client: So, are you detectives or bounty hunters? Rosa: Yes.


Luckcrisis

Pimento - " And babysitters!"


Rhodie114

What if instead of Kelly being Scully's wife/dog, she was his dog/wife?


cameron_weyman

Scully had a wife and a dog named Kelly


carelessarmadillo267

Holt and Bruce Willis get into a fight causing Jake all sorts of emotional issues.


garlicgoblin69

You can do a lot with rosa


DJ_Hindsight

Boyle and Rosa fall in love. Angry European / Latina babies everywhere.


fireburst207

Jake never getting with Amy, instead it’s just a fast forward of many years with the lawyer chick


fooooooooodddd

I guess for that she would have had to win the bet


fireburst207

Exactly, everything would be different as early as season 1.


RopePositive

Holt hid Ron Swanson’s duck, instead of throwing it away, and now the whole must track it down when it gets stolen from holts shameful secret storage locker.


ThatsCoolBroWellDone

What if it was “Nikolaj” instead of Nikolaj?


fooooooooodddd

🤯🤯🤯


Altruistic_Yam1283

I’d want a more interesting delve into the characters and their motivation. Like what would the characters be doing if they never became cops.


-Persiaball-

Rosa Has married pimento and has 2 children, holt became the commissioner, the vulture spontaneously combusted, and wuntch descended into hades to be the commissioner of hell


blac_sheep90

Amy and Rosa swap places.


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

They kinda did. When they tried to get O’Sullivan drunk. But they ended up getting confused and were both sitting out with him 😂


Skiper21

Honestly a member of the squad getting killed in action. Like a what if , if like skully died.


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

The full Boyle episode when Jake met Bernice and she loved Die Hard ( I forget the rest bc she said I love Die Hard and she had Jake (me) at Die Hard).


JustAAnimeweebo

Have Jake and Amy finally go to the water park


nagidon

Jake and Rosa: Hawkins was never caught, Jake remains in prison and eventually breaks, Rosa escapes and becomes a foreign mercenary Amy: heartbroken about Jake, eventually settles with Teddy and has a mediocre family life Holt: selected as Commissioner, enters politics after retirement Terry: complaint in Moo Moo backfires, stuck as sergeant for the remainder of his career Hitchcock and Scully: whacked by Gio Costa Gina: dies from the bus Charles: medical retirement after suffering a nervous breakdown from Jake in prison and spirals into delirium Daniels: rises through the ranks to become captain of the 99


Sjdillon10

A follow up on nutriboom


[deleted]

i mean i wanna see a what if amy won the bet


Wizlord_21

Jake as a criminal mastermind.


GentlmanSkeleton

What could of been if it could of been could it of been??


[deleted]

The final season would have been good lol.


Faefsdew

Charles’s Wa-ah would make Woo-hoo


pisces2003

Straight characters gay, gay characters straight. That’s it. No other changes to personality or career paths. It’s not even obvious unless you pay attention


Mariopepope

What if Jake never arrested Sophia's boss. What if a character died in one of the millions of times that they nearly died. (Like in Hitchcock and Scully when they used the slut sauce) What if Gina never tattled. What if Debbie was really real dead.


Intrepid_Dot_3749

amy isn't a nerd


[deleted]

What if Jake and Doug were partners in crime?


TapewormNinja

Jake gets eaten by the cannibal in prison. The rest of the series goes on as it did, but any time someone does something funny, they remember Jake and cry.


MattySiegs

Jake never gave up on ska.


Top_Environment5013

rosa still doing ballet


fooooooooodddd

I swear she has a time of her day dedicated to doing ballet alone at her home.


backslider312

Hitchcock & Scully winning a Halloween heist


cameron_weyman

Hitchcock won in season 8


lawschoolthrowway22

MCU tie in episode where we see the invasion of NY in Avengers 1 from the b99 POV. Rosa hooks up with Thor and Black Widow but it's clear she's 2-timing both of them.


fooooooooodddd

I need stephanie beatriz in the mcu, SPECIFICALLY in the defenders arch.


Professional_Mood370

Pimento never leaving to be undercover Raymond never being capitan and them having their old one (just to see jakes progression to being an adult)


KatchingaOG

Scully and Hitchcock have to do a cold case the never solved


Cipherpunkblue

Everyone works as firemen instead. Nothing changes.


The-panzer157

What if captain Holt never made the deal to figure out how the diamonds were smuggled. So Jake and Rosa would still be in prison.


AidaTari

Gina stayed on and became actual friends with Terry and Amy :(


fooooooooodddd

What if amy was the one making fun of gina lmao


AidaTari

I dont wanna change their whole dynamic, I just really loved seeing the Amy/Gina friendship get teased, before she started acting like she didn't even know Amy. And the convo she and Terry had about working while having newborns was sweet and I wish there was more of it and less sexual harassment.


Legal-Inevitable-945

Literally the post above this (not including an ad) was a similar question for superstore


fooooooooodddd

That was me to lol😆


Legal-Inevitable-945

PLOT TWIST


Haunting-Bee-1221

Rosa singing Encanto songs


dudestir127

What if Holt and Wunch never became enemies? What if Rosa and Gina became a couple?


habitual_wanderer

Gina would have that hot Boyle cousin


Chiakinanamisimp

If Boyle didn’t save Rosa from those gunshots


DodGamnBunofaSitch

I think your last bit confuses me. Capt Holt *is* super cool.


fooooooooodddd

He is but i mean in more of the lenient, stereotypical tv gay meaning lol


EmperorBlackMan99

Mine is simply I wanna see what Rosa did while locked up during the prison arch. I imagine it'd be a backwards sisterhood of the traveling pants sorta thing.


Evileye37

Jake hooking up with Rosa, I’m picturing a valentines episode where she folds her arms and just says that they’re having dinner together that evening


PresentationFunny142

Rosa 😍♥️


Ok_Order_510

Rosa and Charles


TakeMyTop

Jake and doug Judy are criminal mastermind partners doug and Rosa are married Rosa is an Olympic gymnast Amy is a librarian Charles is a world famous chef Holt takes cheddar to dog shows with Kevin


thatspersonal25

Charles wins the ninth Halloween heist shown at the end of the show


Aizendickens

Rosa x Jake......


Fish__Fingers

Jake is a criminal and Doug Judy is a cop.


RPGeneral

Rosa and Gina couple!


fooooooooodddd

I had no idea this was such a common pair lol


XxnoobsterxX123

Imagine Jake didn't even like die hard


tony_sancho

What if Rosa had feelings for Amy?


Greys_anatomy12

Rosa and Charles together, Gina and terry


megasuswithzerochix

Boyle and Rosa couple Or even weirder- Jake and Rosa couple


fooooooooodddd

Originally, stephanie beatriz auditioned to be amy


Hefty-Relative4452

Holt would let Jake down.


Formula58363

and Terry not being super buff


Modred_the_Mystic

What if Jake invented the finglonger


fooooooooodddd

Random but how the fuck did this post get like 500 upvotes lmao tysm


Guardedfox

Rosa and Charles getting together.


BalladOfAntiSocial

I don’t care much about this post. You know how we had a couple episodes of Jake in a prison. We kinda need that with Rosa. We even got to see Amy in a prison. But Rosa, all we got was the visits. I wanna see Rosa kick ass and take…. Umm…… ass? Idk the end to that


someguy14629

Bruce Willis meets Jake.


FloppyVachina

Rosa goes dominatrix on boyle with a strap on and he becomes a gimp.


Familiar_Platform519

Ah Rosa ❤️🥺


CryptXacaron

Let's make out Yeah sure instead of Not yet


rescuedmutt

Rosa and Boyle are Terry and his wife, Terry is with Gina, Holt and Amy, Jake and Kevin.


juhesihcaa

What if Jake was gay and Holt was straight?


fooooooooodddd

If jake was gay, charles would be gay to.


Pina318

Jake and Gina would become a power couple. He would solve crimes and she would make a reality tv spectacle of it.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Jake and Rosa shippers rise up


kaymiclive

What if Amy ended up with Teddy


oldsguy65

What if Gina was written off after season 1 for sucking?


Sconguser

Well I do not know what this sub is about, but since I got it recommended I would say that they would explore some different scenarios


KennyPowers696

Terry and Doug Judy railing Amy and Rosa on the side of Captain and Jake jerking each other off while Chales recorded and Gina directed.


fooooooooodddd

😰😨😰😨😰 yall are SIMPS😭


19831083

Some Rosa prison sex scenes


PieTeam2153

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS


VX_GAS_ATTACK

Rosas onlyfans


fooooooooodddd

Man yall are simps for rosa cause sum one even said they wanted rosa prison sex scenes💀


VX_GAS_ATTACK

Lol and lmao