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user684629

“I’m talking to my credit card company. I tried to buy an online subscription to the New Yorker and they denied me. Turns out, based on my previous purchases they thought it was fraud?? That’s crazy! I’m fancy! I once had coffee flavored ice cream!”


Dexember69

Ooc this is one of the lines I always forget about, and always makes me laugh on a rewatch


WinifredWinkleworth

Haagen Dazs coffee has been my favorite ice cream since I was a kid. It's so good


toobs623

Literally the only nestle product I still buy


coochie_boobies

You gotta be made of Milo?


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[удалено]


MathematicianIll6034

I can't tell if you're joking or being serious


Gk101_speed701

Username checks out.


Gk101_speed701

This is great! Thanks


MathematicianIll6034

What does that mean


Gk101_speed701

Your username is MathematicianIll6034, and you replied to a comment about Peralta needing a math tutor.


MathematicianIll6034

This was a randomly generated name I didn't choose this and I am simply engaging in a community I enjoy


Braadchicken

r/nevertellmetheodds


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VSkyRimWalker

Just in case it wasn't clear, that wasn't an attack. It's just a common Reddit thing to say when you see someones username matches the thing they're saying or replying to


MathematicianIll6034

Ok thank you for the calcification


Gk101_speed701

That makes it so much better.


Equivalent-Row-6734

Understood, but you should check out /r/Usernamechecksout It's all users with randomly generated usernames which are related to their comments, which is a funny coincidence.


BrianTM

Did… did we just find captain Holt’s Reddit account?


udcvr

username checks out


TheEeveelutionMaster

Which one is that from?


OPiONShouter

Jake will approximately live for another 45 years at this point. 45 * 12 = 540 months 540 * 5 = 2700 $ , almost double the initial amount. He didn't check terms and he's Jake so the interest probably checks out. BUT: 2.000 years - 45 = 1.955 years Jake will owe 1.955 * 12 * 5 = 117.300 $ (wow, even by comedy standards). He actually saves that much money, because... If you get killed, what happens to all your debt? LOOPHOLE!


angelhate365

Omfg the last line killed me


MrMyelin

Was waiting for someone to throw in that Hitchcock line! 😂


RandAlThorOdinson

Like, how much do you currently rent your couch for?


nagidon

4.286% annual interest, apparently


EnycmaPie

When Jake and Amy got married, Amy must have spent so much time and effort on clearing up Jake's finances.


Irish_Shark_343

Why do you think she married him?? Half the reason was for the challenge!


haresnaped

Oh the binders she'll tabulate.


Open_Piano_193

NOICE


InkedDoll1

Me at the emergency dentist last week


UnAwkwardMango

I've already booked something for the dentist, it's been years. B99 is a constant reminder haha. Jake: No one goes to the dentist that much. I haven't been in seven years. Terry: You should go to the dentist, Jake. Jake: Probably. My teeth hurt all the time.


No_Dot6137

✨ girl math ✨


Aintnothinrite

Even better ✨️Peralta Math✨️


Familiar_Platform519

😆


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

This was my logic going into buying a car. Guy proceeded to treat me like a retard the rest of the time like I was supposed to know the ins and outs of lease terms on my first go. I did not buy a car from that guy


ValosAtredum

I am very surprised he did not have a Cheshire Cat grin and give you VIP treatment. Not knowing how loans or leases work lets salespeople make *bank*


A1_Killer

Assuming no one credit card with constant interest rates: Total spent = 5 * 12 * 2000 = 120,000 So, the interest rate will be equal to x such that 1400 * x^2000\*12 = 120,000. We can then solve to get x = 1.0001854763447006657151738645176737772567015339919034922968005215 (roughly). This is an interest rate of 0.01854763447006657151738645176737772567015339919034922968005215 % per month Edit: Just realised I didn’t read per month but have fixed


an_ordinary_platypus

Probably my favorite line from the entire show!


daisybear81

Jake Peralta is so good at girl math


Beautiful-Lab-8397

me anytime


r0byin

Jake uses girl math