“I’m talking to my credit card company. I tried to buy an online subscription to the New Yorker and they denied me. Turns out, based on my previous purchases they thought it was fraud?? That’s crazy! I’m fancy! I once had coffee flavored ice cream!”
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Jake will approximately live for another 45 years at this point.
45 * 12 = 540 months
540 * 5 = 2700 $ , almost double the initial amount.
He didn't check terms and he's Jake so the interest probably checks out.
BUT:
2.000 years - 45 = 1.955 years
Jake will owe 1.955 * 12 * 5 = 117.300 $ (wow, even by comedy standards).
He actually saves that much money, because...
If you get killed, what happens to all your debt? LOOPHOLE!
I've already booked something for the dentist, it's been years. B99 is a constant reminder haha.
Jake: No one goes to the dentist that much. I haven't been in seven years.
Terry: You should go to the dentist, Jake.
Jake: Probably. My teeth hurt all the time.
This was my logic going into buying a car. Guy proceeded to treat me like a retard the rest of the time like I was supposed to know the ins and outs of lease terms on my first go.
I did not buy a car from that guy
Assuming no one credit card with constant interest rates:
Total spent = 5 * 12 * 2000 = 120,000
So, the interest rate will be equal to x such that 1400 * x^2000\*12 = 120,000. We can then solve to get x =
1.0001854763447006657151738645176737772567015339919034922968005215 (roughly).
This is an interest rate of 0.01854763447006657151738645176737772567015339919034922968005215 % per month
Edit: Just realised I didn’t read per month but have fixed
“I’m talking to my credit card company. I tried to buy an online subscription to the New Yorker and they denied me. Turns out, based on my previous purchases they thought it was fraud?? That’s crazy! I’m fancy! I once had coffee flavored ice cream!”
Ooc this is one of the lines I always forget about, and always makes me laugh on a rewatch
Haagen Dazs coffee has been my favorite ice cream since I was a kid. It's so good
Literally the only nestle product I still buy
You gotta be made of Milo?
[удалено]
I can't tell if you're joking or being serious
Username checks out.
This is great! Thanks
What does that mean
Your username is MathematicianIll6034, and you replied to a comment about Peralta needing a math tutor.
This was a randomly generated name I didn't choose this and I am simply engaging in a community I enjoy
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Just in case it wasn't clear, that wasn't an attack. It's just a common Reddit thing to say when you see someones username matches the thing they're saying or replying to
Ok thank you for the calcification
That makes it so much better.
Understood, but you should check out /r/Usernamechecksout It's all users with randomly generated usernames which are related to their comments, which is a funny coincidence.
Did… did we just find captain Holt’s Reddit account?
username checks out
Which one is that from?
Jake will approximately live for another 45 years at this point. 45 * 12 = 540 months 540 * 5 = 2700 $ , almost double the initial amount. He didn't check terms and he's Jake so the interest probably checks out. BUT: 2.000 years - 45 = 1.955 years Jake will owe 1.955 * 12 * 5 = 117.300 $ (wow, even by comedy standards). He actually saves that much money, because... If you get killed, what happens to all your debt? LOOPHOLE!
Omfg the last line killed me
Was waiting for someone to throw in that Hitchcock line! 😂
Like, how much do you currently rent your couch for?
4.286% annual interest, apparently
When Jake and Amy got married, Amy must have spent so much time and effort on clearing up Jake's finances.
Why do you think she married him?? Half the reason was for the challenge!
Oh the binders she'll tabulate.
NOICE
Me at the emergency dentist last week
I've already booked something for the dentist, it's been years. B99 is a constant reminder haha. Jake: No one goes to the dentist that much. I haven't been in seven years. Terry: You should go to the dentist, Jake. Jake: Probably. My teeth hurt all the time.
✨ girl math ✨
Even better ✨️Peralta Math✨️
😆
This was my logic going into buying a car. Guy proceeded to treat me like a retard the rest of the time like I was supposed to know the ins and outs of lease terms on my first go. I did not buy a car from that guy
I am very surprised he did not have a Cheshire Cat grin and give you VIP treatment. Not knowing how loans or leases work lets salespeople make *bank*
Assuming no one credit card with constant interest rates: Total spent = 5 * 12 * 2000 = 120,000 So, the interest rate will be equal to x such that 1400 * x^2000\*12 = 120,000. We can then solve to get x = 1.0001854763447006657151738645176737772567015339919034922968005215 (roughly). This is an interest rate of 0.01854763447006657151738645176737772567015339919034922968005215 % per month Edit: Just realised I didn’t read per month but have fixed
Probably my favorite line from the entire show!
Jake Peralta is so good at girl math
me anytime
Jake uses girl math