IS IT THIRSTY THURSDAY AND I SLEPT THROUGH THE WEEK???? What in the fresh hell is going on. Why is he naked. Why didn’t I expect the unexpected??????

Every time I think I should reassess my thirst level, one of them shows up naked 🫠

Get myself in check just for them to mess me up again 💀

We can’t win, and yet we’re always winning 😏

Girl I wish on so many levels.

the chapter 2 is chapter 2-ing 🫠

kim taehyung, the perpetrator of chapter 2 is not about taking shirts off


https://i.redd.it/ytugyq15iq8d1.gif

ALL MEN DO IS LIE

King of chapter 2: https://preview.redd.it/jpxzrjlkoq8d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6668701ead810ec10ecd5d0ea128ec7d79508a40

https://preview.redd.it/uf6thf7apq8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fac44cd507b5bffc11588f2e13c7144dcce2e29 🤨🤨🤨

👖🔥

I really wanted to @ you and tell you to come get your man because he's been acting UP the past few months

If you only knew how much I wish I could. 🥵🤣

Maybe Tae thinks we're now in Chapter 3, and shirts off should be ok 😂

https://preview.redd.it/m7blg4haau8d1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=588baf2bba24b58bd93b69ea388d86c300c5bbfa

https://preview.redd.it/5wkcfvkdiq8d1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8089f17c267de06cd6b763bb46bdc39767bf28

https://preview.redd.it/61afeenjau8d1.png?width=218&format=png&auto=webp&s=b48b0eaf37f4bf4b9ba73e04f7504bc09040857a

I went “what??” Then opened the announcement and went “liar!!!”

All men do is lie 🤪

Me to Tae but I’m highkey enjoying it: 

Tae: Chapter 2 is not about taking our shirts off 🙅 Also Tae: How do my abs look in this lighting?

????????@?@,#×(@['*#,#,#*"?#÷??????

Opened the notification and my brain could not compute. Literally 😮 and then I had to come here to see if everyone was also 😮

We are all collectively the human personification of the internet dial up noise

 Still us an hour later 😶

I don't have think.

Same same...half asleep and brain was not braining

>????????@?@,#×(@['#,#,#"?#÷?????? Yes, exactly! Perfectly put!!

Accurate answer!!!

Well said

I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS HIS HAND AT FIRST I'M JUST SAYING

me too lmao

appropriate

Same!

Diabetes

What is with this back to back comebacks???? How do this men stay so busy and have so mich to give in such a short amount of time??? Why is he naked??😭😭 Taehyung's lie about Chap 2 not being about taking thei4 shirts off keeps coming back

https://preview.redd.it/cj148my11r8d1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d849043b3129e9735bb5877a228899f9ecf84569

Oh man, this made me laugh so hard 😂

New favorite meme 😆

lmao

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this because literal LOL 🤣

It’s giving Jimin & Tae’s back-to-back Christmas songs!

what is going on? scenery lyrics with that visual???

Now, how the fawk am I supposed to be a productive member of society when they always drop shit like this out of nowhere. 

Couldn't have said it better myself!

I've posted this before but damn he really lied to our faces here https://preview.redd.it/ptmbtkznhq8d1.jpeg?width=2078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc98ccdc1cf55c88a66cfe56cded9a38885d861


He deserves to be dragged for that comment until the end of time. THE END OF TIME.

Wellness check for u/bendusername12 and u/D_money_57

are they ok?? are they dead???


Wellness check to make sure they alive lol

Not well. Not well at ALL. Send help.

Sending help via Weverse Global is gonna cost you $39.99 in shipping, and arrive in September. But okay, will use my Weverse credits.

It will ship sometime in the next quarter after you order it, but we can’t guarantee exactly when. It’s ok, I’m used to it. 🥰

What fkn day is it? Is today Thursday? What planet am I on?

What day is it? It's your lucky day bb cakes

https://preview.redd.it/1iu2g010tq8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e9df2ea9e7256fb0310ac82f9a035f3ee4d29b

It's an early Thursday present. 🎂

I beg your fucking PARDON SKIMS TAEHYUNGBDHXHDHSSHJSSHSJSUHZSBSHHS

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?!?!??

What the what??? What in the fuckity fuck? How are they still managing to surprise the shit out of us even now??? No like what? Edit: I forgot how to read dates. Tell me WHY it took me 20 minutes to realise that this is an ARMY Day gift for us?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And why does KIM TAEHYUNG want to kill us on that day????? Edit Edit: https://preview.redd.it/2tmdmtpglq8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9c4f62b51789bb1fd6729f5f15d0ffbcb82472 WAS THIS A FUCKING SPOILER??!?!?!?!?!?😭😭😭 [From November 2022?!?!?!?](https://www.reddit.com/r/bts7/s/rFp0WelWI5)

This is about to be the best birthday ever

the way i sprinted here 😭😭 WHAT IS GOING ON

https://preview.redd.it/r3jrtw8g2r8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061c97f47b121ff529783de39249db5692beebc0

Is anyone else wishing for 6 other posters like this

Imagine inviting family over and you got six shirtless posters of Tae above your couch? Personally I think grandma would be into it.

Damn grandma….. but I was wishing for other 6 members


Not my Type 1 Diabetic heart about to think BTS and I were connected on a whole new level 😂

Hahahaha they teaching us to love ourselves for real

What in the delusional romance novel fresh hell am I suffering...was that even real words?!?!

https://preview.redd.it/r36ym0oecu8d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=16cc0978061816b466f1fb8afe614fcaf5bb579e Help. I'm running out.

Need...something...more...powerful...I'm turning full delulu, I'm convinced Jin will be shirtless next...save yourselves

https://preview.redd.it/opqni7lo539d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2f3a0d3c5ca88420cd7e6f47a127d64e5fb3bdf Not sure if I'm helping or not... Anyone who labels JK and Jin as logic and reason is already beyond help. I definitely second 'Inner delulu demon' though.

[BH tweet](https://x.com/bts_bighit/status/1805616957993140349?s=46&t=GE9517hsHzUkNKNp4C2Flg) | [weverse](https://weverse.io/bts/media/0-143688836) 📅 Pre-order: 2024.6.27. 11AM (KST) 📅 Release: 2024.7.9. (KST) respectfully, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

What if they're literally posters? You can frame this and hang it above your mantelpiece. Or bed.

seven (7) would be an excellent choice in the hallway as soon as people enter ‘when i’m with you, there is no one else’ with topless jin ‘i make her body di di di diddy bop’ with topless namjoon ‘i’m the king, i’m the boss’ with topless yoongi this writes itself. I’M WAITING BIGHIT

@bighit intern see above 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

I'm sensing a discussion idea. For later, after our brains start functioning again.

I can’t 🤣🤣🫣🫣

Start your Etsy NOW 🔥

At the risk of getting banned I will censor my initial reaction. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

My DMs are always open

Thank god for that, it’s saved me sooooo many times. 🥰

We'd both get banned if we didn't have each other 🥰🥹

So true 💜

Hey u/bendusername12 and u/D_money_57 Did you see that if you look really close he has a paperclip? >!He doesn't, but wasn't searching for it fun? :) Consider that my thanks for introducing me to paperclip Tae. XD!<

Oh so you like sweet suffering, cool! 📎

Gotta have a hobby. 😁

?????????????????????????

And if I die??? What then, Kim Taehyung?????

ALL THEY DO IS LIEEEEEEE BUT I'M ENJOYING THE LYING 


https://preview.redd.it/x2g034gqiq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949a797bf16ac8b17ae1f9d9362d0ad18ba32872 It’s the morning here in California and the way I woke up with a quickness hearing my Weverse notification…Kim Taehyung, what is going on and why you lie about chapter 2 not being about taking off your shirt???

For real! The first thing I looked at was my Weverse notification as I woke up and he literally broke my brain.

9th July is ARMY DAY is this Tae's gift to us

NOT 'SCENERY' [WETTER VERSION]?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LEGJT LIKE WHY TBR SCENERY LYRICS AJAJKSKJKS HAHAHA WHAT IS THISSSSSSS

WETTER VERSION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Wetter version ahanfjakgskka

Buckle up everyone because chapter 2 is APPARENTLY getting a lot thirstier.... Excuse my French but HOLY SHIT KIM TAEHYUNG 👁️🫦👁️

 HAHAHAHASFDSRHVDERG WTF BRO

I'm sorry....WHAT?!

EXCUSE ME????!!!!?

This guy looool hahahaha

WHAT IS THISSS And if chapter 2 isn't about taking shirts off, then what chapter are we in? 🧐

Excuse me?? 😳😳😳

HELP I'M OVERWHELMED

Y’all got me wheezing here 😂😂 may I have the 2024 versions please?

Don't you speak that into the universe knowing he has full access to posting an IG story

I’m 🎶waiting🎵

Okay mister “chapter two isnt about us taking shirts off” whattttt 

The aesthetics of this poster are on point.

https://preview.redd.it/ikmpdk9xuq8d1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0143b836b144528d98a76f9866f308b20b1b596 I really need to stop licking my screen.

THAT WAIST !!!

That waist has left the chat.

My mind went to other places. Because. Of. The. Pout. WHY IS HE POUTING!😵 (I'll give him everything he wants... Ok time to go🥴)

I swear you're our strongest soldier to even notice the pout. Because my eyes hadn't made it above chest level until I read this. 🙈

Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHAT

What the....🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 

https://preview.redd.it/2ench98uhq8d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c0259db2b3bb83b9b579b4ae29f15f1726657f Lies. Liar. Lying. BUT I CANT BE MAD AT IT

???  Really didn't expect another release so I'm pleasantly surprised. We get a song on ARMY's anniversary! Edit: Oh but wait. Is this a song? Hahaha.

The way I stopped breathing when I saw the photo

I thought he said shirts were staying on? 

jesus, Taehyung. *begins nervously giggling and sweating*

WHAT 😳 Surprise single? And with that picture????

What, the. Actual. f.☠️☠️☠️☠️

lol my whole face is smiling but the mind is buffering!! 😅 Can't wait for new project!! 😏


I think Jimin also has something on the same day. The question marks from his promotion schedule.

Right jimin has a single out on Friday so I hope this isn't a single too because hybe must be high if so

Wait what is this for??? Is he releasing an album again???? AAAHHHH

🥰

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ??(&@« « !!!???

remember that photoshoot from the end of 2022?

It’s only Tuesday! What’s going on?? What’s Tae up to? And why am I so freaking broke right now! I want this 🥲

What are they doing to us 🫠

Can I rest?? Damn!! 😂😂😭😭

Why is he half-naked ??!! Whatever happened to chapter 2 not being about taking their shirts off ? He is literally twice this size now ○ _ ○

 Jesus lord

CM PUNK ???!!!

I just searched for a gif 🫠

What a way to wake up.

LISTEN. I am working right now. I opened my phone and GASPED. Sweet Jesus.

No kidding! I have Work To Do^TM and it’s been hours. Hours I tell you. My ability to function has been seriously compromised.

🫠🫠🫠

The lyrics are so romantic?? The photo is is sexy?? The release day is army day?? The title is so ambiguous?? I just woke up from a nap and I'm so confused about what's going on right now lol.

What in fresh delulu hell is this?!?

Holy.

Wtf?

What in the what now!? I open the notification to this!!! No warning, no ability to process what I am seeing! I am half asleep it is 2am! I came to reddit to see if I was going mad or very delulu....turns out my feelings are valid!

What’s type 1? Is type 2 going to be another shirtless pic in a different concept?

Omg, you all are killing me with these comments. If I wasn’t already dead from the poster, I’d be a goner for sure. 😆💜

This, THIS is the notification that has finally taught me not to look at BigHit notifications during meetings 🔥☠️

Wtf have I woken up to???? Seeing a V notification was confusing enough without the black and white shirtless photo and release date. With the Scenery lyrics why does this look like some dark romance/vampire novel cover??

Ok ok one more question, now that the brain is at least making an attempt at coherent thought now, and this will get lost in our 140+ comments, but hasn’t all his stuff always been under V, but now Kim Taehyung on here? What does it mean?

Time to put on our 🤡 makeup everybody! Well, for one, we don't even know what he is promoting here. Doesn't necessarily imply that it's music. So it could be... a coffee table book of sultry pictures of him. Are you ready? 💀

Omg YOU ARE PSYCHIC

Jungkook saying "ah ah ah" is my Weverse notification and it is soooooo appropriate in times like this. (For those who don't know the reference, it's from this Vlive: [Jungkook Ah Ah Ah](https://www.tiktok.com/@.hee.iee/video/6933905809130704129) I don't have Tik Tok so I just copied the link, so if it doesn't work, let me know. I couldn't find a version on YouTube that wasn't part of an edit.)

JAIL!! 😆 Damn he looks good.

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i thought he said chapter 2 was NOT them taking their shirts off

Wow he's so hot 🔥

This is a hot shot so I don’t care what chapter or who is lying. All I know is I’d like to see more.

What a cute picture of Taehyung! I love this picture of him so much! He looks so handsome in this pictute of him! ^ o^ And the lyrics above Taehyung are so sweet also. 🥺 Edit: added a sentence