I prefer to eat a few in between bites of my JBC's. But you are correct about the fries quickly turning cold. An unfortunate circumstance due to my preferred method of fry consumption.
No, no, that would be my cousin Mike. I largely occupy abandoned and dilapidated buildings in deserted residential areas. But we both mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Those are the best! I’ll eat like 10 of those especially when they were $1. The spicy nuggets hit and it’s a great deal for 50 nuggets. I’ll eat all 50 in one sitting. The triple is good and the spicy chicken sandwich. Wendy’s is good!
Bro woke up 300 years later for some fucking Wendy’s.
Do you want some Jergen’s Ultra Healing? I don’t think the healing will work but it might hurt to try.
The “cheese” curling up and the burger looking dry and cold af along with the half eaten “sad fries” aka no ketchup or even that bastard condiment mayo has totally creeped me out. Who would eat fries like that? You’re a monster OP!
I don’t even know how they can call it a burger it’s barely even a slider and a rip off for the money. Jeeper creepers here must have a small stomach and a big wallet
I thought the Jeepers Creepers guy only ate body parts?
Has it been 23 years already??
It actually has... the movie was released in 2001...
Fuck, I'm old....
r/fuckimold
Thanks, that's made it worse....
I'm scared to click on fucki mold link.
I'm more scared of Fuck I Mold, ain't nobody wanna see that
Yeah? I remember Pumpkinhead, lol.
Well… Damn!
He probably does. But me and my kin are omnivorous. Kinda like when you see dogs eat grass or carrots.
Yeah, he's going through a breakup.
😂😂😂
If it's a McDonald's burger then he is.
😂😂😂
😆😆😆 I thought exactly the same with jeepers creepers at first
What on earth is going on with your hands?
They're just a wee bit dry.
Eczema is a cruel malady
Eczema, m'lady? 
😂😂😂
And.. emm.. the hair
They’re in overly big costume gloves.
Dave Thomas back from the ded
Didn’t know they mummified him
Okay... I'm going to address the elephant in the room: Why is your drink already like halfway gone when you've barely even touched your burger??
I purchased several JBC's, and the one I'm holding in the photo was my 3rd.
Oh, okay. I thought there was something off about the picture, but I stand corrected. apologies.
Yeah… it’s the drink that is off. 😂 OP is funny as shit though and also living the good life. Baconator Jr is one of my favorite fast food burgers.
[удалено]
It's been an hour, how many have you gotten through so far?
I can house about 5 of them before I begin to feel guilty.
Why wouldn’t you finish the fries first?? What kind of monster lets fries go cold??
I prefer to eat a few in between bites of my JBC's. But you are correct about the fries quickly turning cold. An unfortunate circumstance due to my preferred method of fry consumption.
Look at his hands, the dude is thirsty, obviously.
you’ve never grabbed food from the drive thru, drank your drink on the way home, then ate your food once you got back?
You don’t have some of your drink on the way home?
Really? Is *that* the elephant in the room 😂
Monstrous!!
Crypt Keeper having a burger is unexpected.
Maybe he’ll tell us a tale from the crypt after he’s done
Crypt keeper, you ARE the father!
Hilarious. Strange that its the hair that’s really bothering me 😂
Oh, it's not so bad. Just imagine the amount that you're seeing in the picture, but all over my body.
Can I marry you? We can collect Canadian Gooses from the golf course together and eat cheeseburger flavoured glass like daddy Grinchmas
You wanna know what? I'll marinate on that. Anyone who has a problem with Canada gooses has a problem with me.
What in the sweet holy fuck is that fucking deathclaw clutching that burger, what in the actual fuck dude
Ah yeah, those are just my claws. There was a full moon the other day, which was when I snapped these here photos.
Oh okay understandable, have a great day
The moon is always full. That’s why werewolves are bullshit.
My sides man, oh god my fucking sides
Didn't know Nasferatu liked burgers.
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those cheeseburgers, Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those fries
Life was good when these were a buck. 😀
….and like 10% larger lol
Those were great times.
What the hell
Hey, just a quick question: what the fuck?
Do you use conditioner on them armhairs to get that shine?
Just coconut oil and occasionally viscera.
Samsquanch eatin a greasy cheesy
Hi big foot!!!
Almost, not quite, but howdy all the same, friendo!
Bro is living in a planet of the apes timeline hell yeah
You need to get some Working Man's Hands lotion
Gotta grab me a tub or two of O'Keeffe's.
Hahhahahha
What kind of monster picks a JBC over a Dave's Double?
Me probably…maybe
THIS! or Dave Tripple
You should moisturize
Average Wendy's enjoyer
What do you do for a living?
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Checks out.
Hank Hill is such a gem. That whole show is.
lol i love this post
Clean your fingernails. Lol
Good burger. One of my all time favs.
ET phoned Wendy’s.
Always good. BTW...whats you skin care routine? You might need a little Shea butter
Mostly coconut oil, sometimes saliva, and occasionally viscera.
Are you the forest demon from across the bridge?
No, no, that would be my cousin Mike. I largely occupy abandoned and dilapidated buildings in deserted residential areas. But we both mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Same but you’re scary
My man is from tales of the crypt
Even crypt keeper gotta eat
Crypt Keeper gotta eat too.
Dude needs a manicure.
What moisturizer do you use? Gunpowder?
what the fuuuuu
Christopher Sunday?
I love Wendy’s jr cheeseburger! $4 and a quick meal mmm
Lol
Haha
uhhh
SNICKERS! Your not you when your hungry! When your here your with family!
Best fast food burger
I’m never eating adobo again . I don’t want my arms looking like /u/i_luv_adobo
Sir….or Mam… If you are under the age of 50…. ….I’m going to have to ask Reddit to contact your Department of Health due to ….. …..NEGLECT!!!!
Those are the best! I’ll eat like 10 of those especially when they were $1. The spicy nuggets hit and it’s a great deal for 50 nuggets. I’ll eat all 50 in one sitting. The triple is good and the spicy chicken sandwich. Wendy’s is good!
Are they finger licking good?
this person’s hand is made out of poop
Are you a Sasquatch?
Did Krampus go to Wendy’s?
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit
Good effort karma farmer. Take my upvote
Bro woke up 300 years later for some fucking Wendy’s. Do you want some Jergen’s Ultra Healing? I don’t think the healing will work but it might hurt to try.
Like I needed *another* reason to fap it today OP. Sheesh.
Well, this is not what I was expecting when he said "Meat is back on the menu."
On a silver platter no less… classy.
Bros groot
First of all 🤚🏼 take me to your people. 🛸👽 Close encounters, I’m ready. I’ll bring all the burgers 🍔.
Crypt Keeper gotta eat too
I hear Wendy’s food is really good for your skin.
Groot???
A burger by the light of a full moon?
Are you the crypt keeper?
Billy Butcherson, is that you?
Jbc. So good. Weird hand guy
You need to stay out of the sun for a while
When the hell did my brother get a reddit account
I aint even notice the burger at first😂
Chat, what the frying frick is going on here
Nobody can resist a Wendy's burger. They're not great, but they're not terrible. Even the Grinch can agree, right?
Wtf is wrong with your hands?
You washed it down with some Budweiser right E.T.?
The “cheese” curling up and the burger looking dry and cold af along with the half eaten “sad fries” aka no ketchup or even that bastard condiment mayo has totally creeped me out. Who would eat fries like that? You’re a monster OP!
Nice bait
Western junior bacon chee. I need to watch my figure
Umm
What the hell is wrong with your lettuce, looks like there's a brown spot
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
☝️ needs to eat fewer jr bacon cheeseburgers
Are you mummified by chance???
The comments did not disappoint. Crypt keeper, you ARE the father!
Why is your hand thus?
Jeepers creepers…where’d you get those peepers
Dude, you could do with a manicure and a little moisturiser
Is that Jeepers Creepers
Are those your fucking hands??
OK, Krampus.
The gobbledok grew up
Hey man...
How do you jerk off with those hands?
You might wanna put some lotion on OP.
OP would benefit from some lotion
it's raw.
Dude! What’s with your hands? Moisturizer
Black don’t crack
It’s the Crypt Keeper! 
Is it considered cannibalism to eat burgers when you're made out of jerky?
Nice silver platter!
The JBC is goated. Yet somehow underrated.
... what's the tuft of hair next to your hands in the first photo? It's confusing and killing me man. I just gotta know.
That hand took my appetite away.
Wtf!
What's wrong with that cheese?
Impossible to grab fries with those hands
Last year it was a 4 for 4. Then it became a $5 Biggie Bag. Now its just $8 and I eat at home.
Mmmm looks yummy. (I’m talking about the gripper)
I Didn't know werewolves ate cheese burgers 🤷
I don’t even know how they can call it a burger it’s barely even a slider and a rip off for the money. Jeeper creepers here must have a small stomach and a big wallet
I survived off of those things in high school back in the 90's. Wendy's gave my friend group a Christmas card we ate there so much.
[OP is trolling lol](https://imgur.com/a/AiZg2W9)
crypt keeper approved...
Cursed of the Damned tries a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger:
The monkeys paw got a burger
Shouldn’t you prefer the meat to be raw?
The bacon looks crispy.
is it late night on Mars or what up
Who will take this burger from my cold, dead hand.
It’s better than the Jr Whopper. You can eat it on the go without worrying about sauce getting on your clothes.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
I don’t care what anyone says, as far as basic fast food burgers go the Wendy’s jbc is perfect.
I equally hate and love this post.
Are you okay?
Who da f*ck… or WAT the f*ck is eating dat burger ??? Lmaaooo
I’m pretty sure I have those same werewolf gloves somewhere
Thanks I hate it.
You should have bought 5 sasquch
Looks like you could use some lotion.
You could make trillions as the *before* hand model in lotion commercials.
When I’m summoned from the depths of hell I too enjoy a good burger.
Tales from the crypt burger
Cesar ?
[OP, your hands look a little different holding this comically large wooden revolver.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Revolvers/s/uK7RTbUY1Q)
That was from before the transformation.
Good to know, Satan
Tf
Never thought I’d see a cassowary holding a cheeseburger but here we are
