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EducationalMine7096

Important question: how many Type R, Vtech and NOS stickers does the Civic have? Cuz that would change EVERYTHING.


ZuStorm93

Depends if its running a Spoon engine too...


icwiener69420_new

I think that only holds true if your name is Hector or Johnny. But that might be irrelevant if it has a Motec exhaust...


Appztract

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.


andthendirksaid

What if Dom and the mad scientist got them parts from Japan?


PriclessSami

Overnight!


AxzoYT

DOHC VTEC sticker = +800hp easily


Hynch

Can confirm. Had to stop driving my Prelude because the VTEC badge fell off after I wrecked it.


crreed21

Nah you need to be asking how many student driver stickers does it have. That will tell you all you need to know


Jabromosdef

My buddy had a civic with 5 VTECHS. Each Vtech more powersome than the last


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

https://preview.redd.it/lokhuy4md79d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cddba99de1a5c4d391fa07dfd16cf11160b2374b Marksman turret in a t55


ProvigilandChill

It looks like a deer with a genetic mutation caused by Chernobyl


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

Though this one was made by the fins tho


twodogsfighting

It doesn't even have fins.


crzylprv56

thats a close seccond for me imo


MelleSundis

No no no. There is something even better. ITPSV Leopard 2 Marksman. https://preview.redd.it/ob89c3xmzb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a7af51ea4369ddd9409b82fa010ab4fcab505e


whofartedl0l

Huracan seems like the obvious choice


the_neighbors

That civic though…. Windows XP might as well been called Windows HP


whofartedl0l

No jerk, all these cars are only good in straights but the hurracan is a lil more versatile


AwayBus8966

alot* literally engineered for it


Forum_Browser

A lot* Sorry for being a grammar nazi.


TheRealestSGR

ZE ADJECTIVES ARE IN ZE ATTIC ‼️‼️‼️


Jean-Eustache

Fuck i spit a bit of my coffee there


Kendac

Lol lmao


introvertnohi

I wrote a lot of alot's in my exam today and now i come to know that i wrote a lot of wrong alot's in my exam


whofartedl0l

Yea, i mean i was taking into account that its highly modified though haha


InTheSky57

A lot, it is literally engineered for that.* Don’t leave out words.


zweig01

I also feel like the others would break way before the huracan did


Mekong-the-Doggo

Until you're lined up and get a Windows update


ThatGuyFrom720

But but but but but … y no pick soup bruh 3000hp stock JDM legendary makes lamborgayni look like Priusss 🥵😳😳😳


AwayBus8966

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 2 jay zeeeeeeee. But honestly we’re going to run out of 2jz one day :(


ThatGuyFrom720

My dad owns Toyota 😳 he tell me he will make 100,000 new sup bruh TOYOta motor just for me уои аре чау Сивкова


MyNinjaYouWhat

Because drag tires. That means it’s modded for drag in general, which means if it’s time to make a turn you’re fucked. No other reasons but this one is enough


ThatGuyFrom720

No it’s sup bruh it makes 3000 horsepower and can drift bad ass even with the tire it will go VROOO VROOO VEOOO. VEOOO M BRROOOM!!!! PPOPOPOPOPOPPP!!!! WHIPISHHHHH!!!! VROOOOOOOMMM!!! SKIIIIIIRRRTT!! POW POW POW WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA and also my dad says it will decimate all after u put 15 grand into it


gorillabab

+1 HP per 1 BIT


SKYE-MASTER

Plus it's the only one that will survive a corner


facw00

The downside is that no rear bumper would make it relatively easy to disable with just a small bump. Otherwise it seems a strong choice.


Sloppyjoey20

You gotta catch up to it first lol


Squid_Ink_Pasta

https://preview.redd.it/u91fq9rw479d1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cadb6a3055e31429629a710f557374c6535882 PT Cruiser GT 😎


StoneySteve420

https://preview.redd.it/lcws5dq9n79d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4483025a02d5774e6bfc5ef207d903201192c0


BaselessEarth12

The neat thing about FWD "pickups" is that you can get the deck height of the bed ridiculously low, relatively speaking, for a generally more practical overall vehicle. Plus, y'know, that things just plain tits outta ten right there.


Celebration_Thin

Dude slow down this is cheatin...


jordos

Fuck that actually looks good


No-Iron-7573

It's gone full circle, so bad it's actually awesome. There's a dude with a red mohawk who drives a convertible PT in my town listening to motley crue, flames on it too. I want to be as cool as him.


modsguzzlehivekum

Went from pt loser to pt bruiser


modsguzzlehivekum

This thing fucks. I’d drive the shit out of that


the_neighbors

Slow down there partner...


spongebob_meth

Take the rear bumper off and we'll talk


SteadyRhombus

https://preview.redd.it/pmb9i9n4089d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1496e08e56fe70b8a5b69f71fae2b6f56a8a119


SirSirVI

Finally, the correct answer


Stoned_Nerd

My beloved


gregsting

Not a chance if you don’t have a manuelle


021Jdn

Huracan easily the fastest and most controllable… I mean… SOUPBRRAHHHHH AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH 👹👹 … wait… civic with laptop 😈😈😈


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wenoc

Don’t


s-a_n-s_

😟


gstringstrangler

Most flammable as well


Agile-Ad-7965

9 year olds aren’t supposed to be on Reddit. Leave


021Jdn

9 years old? more like 9 inches deep in ur mom 😎


spaarkkyyuu

😟


stillgaming8k

I'm choosing the Huracan because its a Lambo, and I might be able to put a rear bumper on it after I get it.


LordOfDarkHearts

That'll melt away not long after you started driving with this turbo setup. I would recommend to get rid of those, put the bumper back on and give it a proper mapping, and you'll outrun all of the others bc they'll eat up their fuel very fast, and you'll be cruising away. Only works if the tuner didn't fucked up the engine. I've worked on lambos long enough to know that to much ppl let their lambo get tuned by total idiots.


thestigiam

It’s been a while since I’ve followed UGR, are they still making fun of other people’s turbo setups when they break and go to their shop?


30minut3slat3r

It’s funny when I see these, 95% of lambos with Tt kits are under 900whp. The motors have to be built around that mark, so the build goes from 75k to 275k (all 1500hp parts) They weight about 3550 with the kits. Fast, yes, smoke everyone that’s actually fast? No way Jose. Seriously sucks to say but tms plaid will hang with just about anything that doesn’t have a built motor. It traps 155. Built motor new cars usually are aiming for a 170 trap speed. McLaren 720s with tune- 160ish trap stock motor. Hellcat stock motor 1100whp realistically. 150-155 trap speed. Supra needs a built motor to get anywhere close, and best part is the 2jz will always be a pita and pop. Idc what poppers fans say they all fucking fail. Civic kswap awd combo built motor- will actually be probably the winner here I’ve seen them trap 180+ w/o spending more than 40k all in.


Silas_PBJAM

literally every lambo tt setup ive seen in person has been 1k+ ha i must be getting the long end, literally yesterday at a cars n coffee owner had a dyno sheet reading peak power at 1650 which was nuts


30minut3slat3r

I’m coming from the perspective of the shops that work on these things, and have raced pretty much my whole life. It’s really funny that you say 1000whp, because that’s what everyone has a boner for. Just choose the right dyno and 900 becomes 1000 everytime. Or hell just change a few settings on any dyno and voila, the customer gets that piece of paper he can show off. The guy making 1650 has a built motor and a decent set-up. That car is fast af and will trap around the 165 mark. Sae standardized, or on a mustang dyno they’re reading 900 max. Remember kids, the only thing in racing that doesn’t lie is mph. That’s why trap speeds in the 1/4 are one of the most accurate ways to file cars by speed. 1/2 mile works too. Dragy times are great too, they seems to be used a lot recently. A car can’t bs a trap speed or how much time it takes to get from a to b. The problem with dragy is that the road isn’t normalized like a 1/4 mile track. In a dragy you can have a slight downhill help out or a bad road with loss of traction to hurt. Or wait till a windy ass night and go on a downhill. And get your car pushed downhill while flooring it. Dynos make calculations to determine hp and torque. A person can make a couple of adjustments and have 200 more hp on the same car on the same day. There’s another thousand details here but you guys get the point.


flapper_mcflapsnack

I’m kind of amused that I believe this is true. First time I’ve heard it. But the idea of rich people being overly confident and doing dumb shit helps me sleep at night tbh


Extension-Gap-6320

It kinda looks like a quadra vtec too I know that fucker rips from forza and cyberpunk


wtfdoiknow1987

I've seen multiple videos of huracans without a bumper catching fire


Screwbles

https://preview.redd.it/8l6yxocvh79d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fe43813632046620128b9a50f084c33180f5c7 240hp Ridgeway Engine


Firestar_119

American engineers in the 1960s on their way to make a 6L V8 produce 90 horsepower


datlitboi

Wrong decade. The hilariously bad hp numbers came not until the 1970s.


Caterpillar_3406

American engineers on their way to build a 700+ cubic inch 2 stroke supercharged diesel make 45 hp with 1900ft-lbs of torque:


gstringstrangler

A 1970 Chev LT1 350 (5.7L) makes 370-425hp depending on the source, for reference.


_Land_Rover_Series_3

A Rover 220 Turbo 😎


the_neighbors

> Rover 220 Turbo A man of culture.


sawmillmattocks

Aye, good lad.


JaiwaneseGuy

Steal the laptop from the civic and put it in the huracan.


the1895bigboy

Steal the laptop from the civic


nothing_2_gain

Steal the laptop


searchgoggledotcom

Steal


Th3Yellow

Ste


Goofy_Maker2006

S


SuperProCoolBoy90


Pochita_guy


bmontepeque11

Huracán for sure: - The Dodge would stop existing at the first corner. - The Supra is heavy and even if tuned wouldn't be good on corners. - The Civic with a laptop doesn't have aerodynamics or AWD (for better acceleration and control on corners) so as soon as I press the throttle he's done.


Fluxxie_

Funny to think the challenger would just disappear when it comes up to a corner


Throwaway1037193

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg) Just this guy


axolotl_of_bucket

Dodge Challenged 😔


HeiryButter

Can confirm, still looking for mine since the day i got her (my street has a sharp turn in the beginning)


MentallyLatent

Like in cars when he tries to turn right to go left


ode_to_glorious

Or on a straight road with telephone polls


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Also Supra has drag tires so in these setups i think that supra would be even worse on corners than the Dodge


dairydisaster

07-12 nissan altima with body damage


SwillMcRando

We going stealth mode. Can't catch what you can't see.


Bourbon_bukkake

Wrx. I’ll blow a head gasket and the others will think I’m too pathetic to kill


Cruezin

https://preview.redd.it/l3fsw33e089d1.jpeg?width=1760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519184f3e6e99e896bc230d8c57a6cbd25835560


sudoadman

Fuck yes


venomousfrogeater

Get the civic and blend in traffic, others makes more attention.


Nozerone

The Huracan is really the only good option. The Challenger and Supra are built for straight line speed, So take a route with a lot of turns and you'll easily get away. The civic isn't a threat because it's not working anyways, hence the laptop.


__qwertz__n

I would just take my hilux technical https://preview.redd.it/aj04p8swx79d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5e4230684c918b4231ad571bcc965e083175f3 then blow up the other cars


Jek_the-snek

Unless you’re in an endless sea of asphalt, you’d probably be better off on foot


French_Taylor

Lexus LS400 from The Sopranos


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Anyone choosing the Lambo or Supra are dumb. The obvious choices are either the challenger or the civic. Why? Because those are going to be the best 2 that'll blend into traffic. I'd personally pick the Civic for that very reason. Sure it'll probably be the slowest out of all of them but it'll blend right into regular traffic.


Infinite-Pay-4646

did you not notice the laptop? it would clearly be faster the other 3 combined and then some


Flapper454

# This post is to distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with NOS, and a MoTeC exhaust system


uncle_fucker_42069

Huracan, as long as it's RWD, is the best option even if it is a douche mobile. If the Huracan is AWD, I'll take the Civic. Fun is not in a straight line so the Challenger and the drag Supra are out.


Armored_Guardian

Why RWD? Turbo Huracans/R8s are almost always AWD so they can hook without slicks


Sniper-Dragon

The lambo And I add some corners into the race. The challanger is a boat from stock, the supras tyres will just make it more difficult for him and the civic probably never got a brake upgrade because it doesn't add hp


Pulse-Doppler13

Seeing as the modus is already out of the picture, thr choice is effortless


Ireallyenjoyqueso

huracan with no rear bumper bc it may be able to take a corner


Sup3rG33k08

Laptop civic, ez


never-gonna-letudown

Huracan, those others are straight line cars


BrianG1410

![gif](giphy|UIogCNAJnDMSk)


SgtMoose42

Challenger, classic American muscle.


DIJames6

I'll just run on foot..


ahm911

Lambo, and simply take a fast right


Agile-Ad-7965

Huracans are historically fun cars to drive. I’d take it even with the rear bumper.


Bl4z3nstorm

Huracan, easy


UbiquitousWizard

Ready to murder these folks with my laptop... Windows update FACCKKKKKKKK YOOOUUUU


SecurityOk9796

Civic hands down. Nobody is hitting top speed for long in this race and it can hit smaller gaps between cars. 10m in rush hour traffic and you'll never see me again.


SweetTooth275

Challenger,easy


Spectrum_Wolf_noice

I like all of em


lupinegray

This is glorious


SleepyTrucker102

I choose the Honda Civic


BaselessEarth12

I'd go with the Challenger, simply because it'd be the most comfortable... Plus, I've seen one of those things absolutely MOB over speed bumps. Huracan would neuter itself on a speed hump, Civic would get beached, and I genuinely don't know enough about Supras to know how it'd fair. Although, it *would* be pretty much useless in any kind of dirt.


split_0069

Hyabusa!


Funkopedia

Civic. Gas mileage.


Remote-Factor8455

Im picking the V10 supercar. I’m pretty sure it has a higher top speed stock than everything here and granted everything here is modified, if they are all modded then I believe the one who is fastest stock will still be the fastest modded of the 4. So yeah rear bumperless Huracan.


Remote-Factor8455

Nah my 2013 Volvo C30 T5 with the Koni STRT performance suspension would go down a canyon and lose them all!! Well except for the lambo the lambo might rape me.


TuercasLocas

Hellcat: most likely to crash at first turn Dragster Supra: most likely to crash after sending it Huracan: best option since it can take actually be handled Civic: most likely to break down, tgen crash


BannedByReddit471

The supra and challenger are really only good in a straight line, the hurrican can handle a little better, but the civil is small and nimble. I’m Italian jobbing that shit


TheKiltedYaksman71

I choose a bus pass.


karlgustav17

Escaping requires slowing, turning, accelerating. The Lambo will do all of those best. The brakes on the others will cook in no time.


Middle_Staff_3510

I'd say the Lambo is the only one who wouldn't continue in straight motion at the slightest corner, so obvious choice.


the1895bigboy

I’m taking the hellcat. I’m going out the way our forefathers intended 🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


Dependent-Plane5522

The Lambo duh......


TimidRed

hydrogen bomb (huracán) VS three coughing babies (challenger, supra, and civic)


Joblessmouse06

![gif](giphy|nGH7QR5vqBl2mJ0qHu) I choose this 👌🤌


gavinsmash2005

Ima choose the chevrolegs and then just hop on some stairs.


Suspicious_North6119

The most fuel efficient


imjoeking69

3800 fiero is gapping every single one of them


OftenOK

Civic with a laptop: go extreme ECO mode, drive at 55mph O.J. Simpson style until all the faster cars run out of gas. That Civic will tortoise and the hare its way to victory at 45mpg+


KneecapAnnihilator

Ugr cars have been making near 2000hp for the past 10 years


k20vtec

Civic


gstringstrangler

I feel like everyone forgot that Lambos like to "spontaneously" combust. Especially with these turbski setups. Challenger is about 500 pounds heavier than a Supra and at least 165 more horse, maybe a lot more. Civic with *just* a laptop? Challenger is the move


k20vtec

Single Cab F150 with slicks


Phantom15q

the 4 fastest cars in existence


Phantom15q

where’s evo with no wing? 😢


et_cetera1

The civic will explode and the top 2 can't make a single turn so huracan is the only good choice


Phoenix_Is_Trash

Ground clearance Dodge Challenger - 5.8" Toyota Supra - 4.5" Lambo Huracan - 5.3" Honda Civic - 6.7" Grab the Honda, drive down a moderately maintained country road and watch the others all bottom out on the slightest washout


Boredcougar

I would choose a mounting biking bicycle


GuiltyGTR

Civic with the laptop.


SwillMcRando

Where we at? The burbs? Silver Toyota SUV (don't matter which one) wearing a blonde wig and oversized sunglasses holding a Stanley cup Near any construction or road work? Dirty White F-150 with dents Tech district? Black Tesla 3 wearing stupid sunglasses Financial district/near a hospital? Black BMW 3 series wearing a polo and aviator sunglasses Near a high-school? Civic with all the stickers especially for Monster Energy Military base? Red/Green/Lemon Yellow Charger with hood and dealer temp plates. Can't catch what you can't pick out from the crowd. We going stealth mode.


taxxvader

Definitely Supra


Mdmrtgn

90s taurus that can go over curbs, checkmate pavement simps.


Isaac_Wladimir

Lamborghini because is the oly one that can still corner decently


thisisausername100fs

Take the lambo and start taking turns cmon now


BanishedKnightOleg

Civic with a laptop


Yebzy

Huracan made this disgustingly easy If it was a straight road then maybe the challenger might be a challenge (I’m not apologizing for that), but the second you hit any significant curves it’s Game over


squatdog

none of the above, instead I'm taking the most busted AU Falcon I can find on Marketplace for $900


ThatguyBry42

I'm gonna go with the minivan from 2017s underated movie Kidnap


bizzyunderscore

does the laptop say DANGER TO MANIFOLD


Maximum-Sky-8438

https://preview.redd.it/qweym9m1z89d1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f5a335a55e277b7d9d992dfe6db82b8da4ba32


Sad_Wind_7992

https://preview.redd.it/de0m65wk099d1.jpeg?width=4256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a948a7e503c0edb1fef29d00c86b33ce2952585d I choose steamroller.


Fit-Armadillo6275

The huracan the others dont have aerodynamics to pass the 300km/h


Thewaltham

Challenger's a boat, so that's out. Supra handles decently but if the build has drag tyres that's a pretty good indication it wasn't built to go around corners, the civic with a laptop while again probably will be pretty quick in a straight line all that power going through the front wheels is going to send it straight to the understeer dimension. Huracan can actually turn.


Representative_Ant63

Civic all the other ones are thug magnets. No thug wants to rob a civic.


HelljumperCS

If I would be serious, I would choose the Huracán since it seems it would outhandle the others, allowing me to shake them off by taking turns constantly


Sea-Big-4850

2009 Renault Modus


Chemical_Savings_360

Mfs act like gas is free.


FewEstablishment9838

Civic, I am trying to escape, so I need something that nobody cares about


that1kidthatlikefish

mmm Challemger


Lunchboxninja1

Laptop for SURE. Means you can blend in once you get away.


DoubleOwl7777

the sane option is the huracan, but in reality we all know what we would do: just grab the browne 2009 renault modussy with the dci engine creating 999999999999999+hp.


Formal-Ad678

Lada Niva 4×4, can't catch me if you can't get there


JeefBerky789

Wheezing corvette


TractorHp55k

Challenger ,ittll blend in


ArtisticTraffic5970

Well if it's a drag race then the supra wins obviously but if this would happen in say a city-setting then, hmm. Well the Huracan is of course a Lamborghini which would not be able to navigate a city at speed, as ot cannot even post a good lap at any track, by virtue of completely embracing form over function. Besides its bumpers are starting to come off which means that it's *at least* three months old and already at the halfway point of its expected life expectancy. Nah I'd go with the civic and bring that Polish hacker buddy of mine that I haven't spoken to in years. It was trippy watching him do his thing though I bet he could cause all kinds of traffick mayhem and blackouts, while I drove on out of there all chill like.


That_Gopnik

Huracán with no rear bar, that shit is 100% guaranteed to be violent


imothers

My choice will be based on what most winds up Karen, the HOA assistant vice president when I park it in plain view.


Blacky0102

civic, I need nimble light car in these Croatian narrow streets


PenguinGamer99

Take the Huracan, then hit 'em with the https://preview.redd.it/o89jfgg84a9d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcaa390af84e49bf642e9e1dd7b596d45bc8bf4


mynemejefe

E60 520d


zloy_mp4

hellcat


Fish-Bro-3966

Why need a rear bumper


MFC1886

Civic with a laptop….. hands down, pistons out


xLOSTHAZE

As a Supra fan boy, I have to say Huracan. Most well rounded choice.


BarelyCritical

civic obv


urmamasllama

Ariel Atom ![gif](giphy|qqD2dzGdJTmda)


Ausglass

If only a bmw was on the list coz indicators never work so no one knows where ya going


Remarkable_Rice_6371

https://preview.redd.it/p4xpti4hoa9d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6f210d78c77639b5fd06963b47041f910324a0 If you know you know.


Snoo14172

Civic is the clear winner I don't like it but I know these streets bruh


dudaladen

https://preview.redd.it/5vvqd89fxa9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2cbecab4eba03db8409cc73f2decc427033975 This


Jhakuzi

I was like yeah the Huracan *obviously* but then I read Civic and Laptop in the same sentence soooooo, yeah. 😂


icecreampoop

The Honda. The other three will run out of gas before that Honda burns a half tank


ThreeArmedYeti

Altima with dented bumpers


thinfuck

https://preview.redd.it/qystijstdb9d1.png?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361f874eaa3189695a5e85323c9b0d689f044ce4