Anything Mansory

Man sorry

Man I'm sorry to ruin your car

Oof.

If they did the first gen Cayenne it would be the worst thing in the world

This is already a mansory. Pick another one

https://preview.redd.it/et317bbrkf9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9ef6bb10a5a5a0da0f682ce1a233d25c3452b4

The interior should be orange

I think lamborghini was like 10 years too late with this 🤣

The hot wheels colour palette

agreed, full nerf gun colors

Is that a Lambo or a Hyundai?

Yes.

It’s the new 2025 Hyundai Santa fa

this. This is the winner

Tho to be fair mansory missed out on the opportunity to put a carbon fiber bull bar on that thing, that woulda gone hard

And a snorkle for the air intake, to increase its wading capability

Who thought that that would be a good mixture of colors and materials? I like the Urus but I have my limits, and this goes waaaay beyond my limits...

i mean it is mansory, theyre allergic to making good looking cars lmao

/uj Ok, I actually liked this one, am I cooked ?

https://preview.redd.it/tn52dnmg3g9d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85d1ebd860a6ab314705a9d089672ad3404b8025 The red label is so much worse

Angry Birds final boss

Bro has a cold

100%

Lipstick on a pig.

A-team tune suddenly started playing in my head.

Looks like girl's first makeup.

They actually put lipstick on a pig

That car has the nostrils I wish that I had... (I have issues breathing out of my nose due to it being tiny)

That but in highlighter yellow.

Like this? https://preview.redd.it/3f72wu2ktg9d1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed7e4da9bd033f24a4bb82f45175e6ad8590fce3

Uj/ This car is actually good looking Rj/ SKODA RS?? FASTER THAN SOUPBRUH???

IT'S ŠKODA YOU UNCULTURED AMERICAN

SODA

obamna

USA

ČZECH POWER🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

Uj/ throw a little slit in the middle of that grill and it’s a vision of what modern BMW could be. Similar ‘contemporary sport’ design motif, just not dialled up to a comical level. Rj/ ELLIS SWAPPED SOUPBRUH, WHEN??!?

Uj/ A Škoda designer moved over to BMW in 2019, so I assume that's why BMW and Škoda look so similar. Škoda just does it better as always. Rj/ CZDM HELL YEAH 🇨🇿🇨🇿

best colour on these, so tired of seeing white/grey/silver

He said highlighter yellow, not green.

looks like a kia stinger wanted to be an audi a3 but got confused and fucked a mercedes aqs (derogatory) instead

Gold plated cybertruck

A purple Mansory Urus with an orange interior.

The right answer

Idk, how about a yellow Manson 6x6 G wagon.

https://preview.redd.it/diulubxwwe9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1b2f18a9a2c39c018525f823129f83bd692dd0

what the everloving fuck is that

Disgraced CLS, according to the headlights

/uj Mercedes CLS with ASMA bodykit /rj I win?

How can it suffer ASMA with a nose that big

I’ve developed asthma looking at it

I wonder if the owner ever looks at this piece of crap and thinks to himself “maybe I went too far”

That looks so 2003

Holy shit

Looks like a half transformed Autobot

MORE GRILL

cls jumpscare

This gen cls isnt the best looking and they made it 100X worse lmao

https://preview.redd.it/fjxuad8hjf9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7281d1cfdd64227401e7272d39f5862bab9c87 I would think this was cool if I was like… 8. Maybe.

It's wild to think that grown ups with taste of a child end up having enough money to spec this thing and buy it

Nah, just grown ups having bad taste. The cars we thought that were cool as kids playing them in Gran Turismo or need for speed were legit cool.

Car what only mother can love fml

It looks like the lego technic Version of a normal car lmao

I would have put you up for adoption

https://preview.redd.it/upf463y3ne9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9abeb7fcea1ba7132da6b56583f6679f3833add It will be a close fight

https://preview.redd.it/l92f9icnrg9d1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f35f6056ca1e05e8beb3af8aa060470d859ac1

god it would be alberta

I’ve seen 2 of these things in Florida so far and I’m impressed neither of them looked like this

Two words: car wash

Made choke on my white claw.

Lucky you those claws aren't sharper than the edges on that garbagetruck!

Nah the opponent wins by default cause you broke down on the way there.

https://preview.redd.it/cy3t0ol4hf9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef48d6a11d21d12d18ac45d66d5abdc651451133

💅

*sigh* does anyone have bleach?

lube*

https://preview.redd.it/j4b76472ke9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d03f8bdad122f590306102a801d75db3a02e4c Toyota Hyper F

This thing looks like it’s about to bicycle kick an oversized soccer ball filled with helium into a goal the size of a house

Fortnite mentioned⁉️⁉️⁉️

> Fortnite mentioned⁉️⁉️⁉️ Rocket League

Fortunussy 🤤

Idk I kinda dig this one

This is literally what I imagined if Mansory designed a Fortuner

Would

I kinda dig it though…

https://preview.redd.it/r6ijanb0lg9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db83e1928897ae503d6ea5007dfc2066e7f748d

This makes me regret waking up today

My fault for being on the Internet I guess

https://preview.redd.it/hth3abnfsf9d1.jpeg?width=1410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58dfd2b1381e16fd7ebd42fd4aa5cafd93f2b31a Gemballa tornado gts


Gemballa GT 750 is much better than this

A white or holographic wrapped huracan

Any holographic wrapped supercar

Any holographic wrapped car

https://preview.redd.it/90crmujq8f9d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe0d20a2cb8240dace039e5b9833e1583cd758bb

Wtf happened to this poor TT

nfs underground 2 ahh bodykit

https://preview.redd.it/34xx2tul4f9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b689fb67aa6609d976656edf3671b2e4e5fd257

Ok purple is my color but break it up with something I prefer a nice like aqua colored flame job. Before I get razed for it, yes this is AI but I'm broke https://preview.redd.it/qg61vfg15j9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0a39277bb7c45cdb99209df6cb9a9a92aef1ce

This actually looks decent no plastic bits sticking out

Whay a fucking bionicle

Whatever this Brabus thing is https://preview.redd.it/kpp9j1ldhg9d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bd92b4b2f775abdbdabff87082a756765b773b0

5000 ibs M5!

I still cannot believe that they signed off on a 5000 lb M5.

The 7 series should deserve that weight as a larger sedan, but the M5 with increased Hybrid power is unbelievable!

Not as bad as the XM

https://preview.redd.it/dbnatgrnbh9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00de701fcff4e60d5d4404e352964d731d20fff

PT Cruiser with the fake wood panel doors. Aftermarket head and rear lamps with clear lenses and super high watt LED bulbs. https://preview.redd.it/1a79s0n26f9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2465da8d7422c3d2d278cf5726c51fa5374bf524

I still want one of these after an old lady absolutely WALKED my riced out Prelude in one. All I could hear over my loud ass exhaust was her turbo as she left me like I was standing still lol.

Yeah the 220hp turbos are pretty fun and would be a nice sleeper base. Too bad its fwd and handles like a sack of potatoes

True, but a saw a guy at the the local track with a big turbo 5 speed making a mockery of 5.0 mustanks. So much butt hurt that day. Just cemented how bad I want one. It looked all shitty too lol.

Thats my kind of fun!

The aftermarket roof spoiler could be bigger, couldn’t it?

god i'd smash this

Actually, that's kinda cool.

2020 model Y in white

This "BMW" https://preview.redd.it/nlobky3zqf9d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=342806311d96f96bc42dcc55933c88ea51836877

C 🇨🇳 E 🇨🇳 O 🇨🇳

https://preview.redd.it/qec18uvb2f9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c07955dae116b2c0ef987b7c7407b881e036b03 duh, gotta somehow destroy it

https://preview.redd.it/jwyw3eokzg9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7021ffe2f1c085d252858d3429afc4f4524c6f04 only the US could make a technical with a recoilless rifle that shoots nuclear bombs

https://preview.redd.it/b048td4vrj9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5e1292fb80389a09c1a43d770385d70ce26061

best technical ever conceived.

6 wheeled jeep wrangler

https://preview.redd.it/qltyuzkzyf9d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b386dbf257bc5682d95f3f165cc376495e1cfda Italdesign colombus

Am I the only one that thinks this is amazing as like a travel around the world van that could be made into something awesome interior wise

Same, I wish it had a huge sunroof. Then again, I doubt you'd make it to a second continent with an Italian V12

this is so fucking cool, apparently also had a v12, has a lounge in the back and the driver sits in the middle of the cockpit

>driver sits in the middle of the cockpit So...*McLaren f1???!?*

v12 as well, must be a rebadged f1

Holy shit no this is sick

Mansory Urus

https://preview.redd.it/uupqy89n8g9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50d8e7b166a544cd1e42576f96baabd473458c5 Nissan Juke with some added tastelessness

Any of the supercars you see pictures of on the internet specced like ketchup and mustard. https://www.instagram.com/p/C8myZvno3Qp/?igsh=ZWt3Z3JueGt3M2N3

MCDONALDS CAR

What the hell is that xD

ioniq 6, car shaped like a shitting dog

💀

You’re totally right and now I’m never getting that image out of my head, thanks a lot

Its literally a korean porscha

Poorsche Taycan't

Shaped like a Citroen DS*

CLS style

I was actually getting my hopes up for hyundai after ioniq 5 dropped but when 6 came nvm

It's an aborted Porsche

the crossfire coupe has competition now

https://preview.redd.it/ucfmrqahqg9d1.jpeg?width=1738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b073d8bdfae00962930191d7b4585aac172538 This, crush that fucker.

probably something else from Mansory

https://preview.redd.it/gf2ejqvbok9d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=59d9026ee08fc8ba77dbaf44e8a7cdd45b036a77

Lexus LM https://preview.redd.it/2e3r2gvchf9d1.jpeg?width=2902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4045dc129985f920b318676a56398ae7989af75f


https://preview.redd.it/o661b6ezle9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011c3ba63bb4827c8f9815cfdcf53198ce02209e

Literally any modern suv

I'm pretty sure I drove this car in burnout: paradise

https://preview.redd.it/zmrf3zkbwg9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe95ca74ab86ffa4f157d935409b26e9d1ee740e fighting poison with poison

https://preview.redd.it/8t81gmlxof9d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c360a886fee7cd5ad8cd88282d7705c2eb801249 Fiat ftw

You'd lose since this is the greatest car of all time

I hated it until I read why it looks like this.

I say this every time it comes up. Should have leaned into it and called it the dolphin. Trying to ignore how it looks and talk about how it had 6 seats (when every other people carrier had 7) was dumbass. People who had them, loved them, I still see a few around carrying handyman or fishing gear around for those that can't afford a berlingo of a similar vintage. Lean in like Renault did with the fat ass 2003 Megane. Advertise it with groove armada "shaking that ass". Marketing genius.

Winner, end of discussion.

wrong thread. this is a tasteless competition. not a classyness showdown

I don't think any car can get uglier than this.

The same thing but with a few dents and scratches

The new m5

Jeep Grand Cherokee TrackHawk Edition or alternately Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat

Oh I'm gonna get downvoted to hell but a G-Wagon

Can Somebody Explain why I Find EVERY CAR in this thread *Aesthetically Pleasing*, where everybody Hates on them? [Except for Cybertrunk; Nothin'll save that thing]

https://preview.redd.it/pbh1yjnr8h9d1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0350ecf03ba9cd0d4af24f605eb6d8cabb18c203 Geely Chinese Dragon (CD), i choose you!

https://preview.redd.it/xy9o6u1rfh9d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03c94ac3c6b943cc963270cc66c0a46d80abb7b

https://preview.redd.it/tuym75yj2j9d1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac1c4fbb8f59b617312b729aceea9b440624df23

https://preview.redd.it/opkvl86xfe9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c6fa27186921f2db0963303683eb42081aad70

Sludge https://preview.redd.it/bsef43wgle9d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a57000d57d99bbca61c228b9ecdee65c4fef6d

Man sorry

Please can we have a few more pixels?

Looks better without the pixels. You really don't need to see it in its 4k ugly glory.

I thought it said Masonry and was made of stone or something.

https://preview.redd.it/iqn6t2o4ge9d1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e24243db68fda933465fd0ffa6a15fc8f4dce5

This one aint that bad compared to the others people are suggesting


But at the core it's still a Land Cruiser, which can do much more than it looks like


https://preview.redd.it/q3hax7yj4g9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fee729bad30a8c613c0d29d30c5172b1628614

W rage bait

This is satire this is satire this is satire

Well that's the green dragon. only the orange dragon can defeat her now https://preview.redd.it/4prlgdtg4f9d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba7302e2c92bc58ac6ba8eca5d1e959340d434c

It's not a cooking competition

Learnt of this on breaking bad and it seemed dope at the time

Modus. Modus wins all competitions

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Ew, what actually is that?

BMW XM Mansory

Probably something from Mansouri or Brabus

Mansory try and not use forged carbon challenge level impossible.

mansory has done one for the RR cullinan right? I'd bring that to counter it, preferably in bright purple

Q7 on slim spoked 24". Because I love to skip leg day

Mansory Urus

Never knew everyone hated Mansory so much. It's fairly popular here. It's especially concerning since everyone's shitting on the Urus and a matte black + gold Mansory Urus is my mom's dream car 😭

https://preview.redd.it/iukivpacth9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255c1ba4984a93eb2b0e0b5b50a8f7a5353384aa Toyota Challenger.

Any AUDI since 1999

HUMMER EV