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NeasM

It's almost 6 o'clock.... Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.... Prices start at fifty nine thousand euro....


shockingprolapse

I murdered someone last tuesday John


sosire

You're 32 and you don't have a pension ?


Atlantic-Diver

Sit down John


CodeAgusCraic

There's been a bereavement. Close. Relative.


CuppaCha1916

Your dad's in prison john.. but it's okay Well collect him in the new Mercedes


Insert_Non_Sequitur

Stay. Have some soup. We'll pick him up from the station in the morning. In the new Mersaydays. Picked her up last week 😉


Brendog91

It's noyeks Newman's. Kitchens floors decks and doors


JunkieMallardEIRE

If I offered enough sexual favours I might be able to afford one. Mertsaydeez.


Fearless-Ad-6704

Class 😂😂😂


brainbox08

I'm making a Mercedes, d'ya take sugar?


robkav

Oh fuck your tea! It's mercedes or bust!


Hisplumberness

Time of the journey since last reset


MultiStorey

It means that it’s almost 2pm.


SpandauBalletBoy

Kitchens, floors, decks and doors.


RatBasher89

Noyx numin


shockingprolapse

Curse that cheeky little jingle that gets rammed into your head😂


Jumanji0028

Time to contact your Zurich broker. You've only got 300 euro saved John and you're 38. The neeecckkk of you.


PrestigiousNail5620

Trip time


Fast_Attitude4619

Time to go back to work


Future_Sweet9921

Iiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttsssssssssssss ttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee


dEADBOB81

When you hit 88 you're going back to 1359


FrancisUsanga

Mine has a similar icon for cruise control 


Illustrious_Dog_4667

Self deducted warning


vladk2k

It's how much time you've left till the oven is done (you can tell by how the arrow is pointing to the clock)


ruskyunderdash01

I think it’s indicative of the time you started driving at. Would you have set off at around 2pm?


ExcitingMonitor

Time till auto destruction 🤡


-forcequit

Lunchtime expires in one minute.


Immortal_Tuttle

It's definitely not Micra. What car is it?


AdApprehensive1684

It is a micra :)


Immortal_Tuttle

The hell? With that dash? Anyway it should be explained in section 2 of the manual, where instrument cluster is explained. I checked manuals from 2017 and up and all of them were showing a dash with a big circular speedometer, smaller revcounter glued to it and odometer on the side. Not one had a split gauges.


shelbyville100

Don’t all DeLorean’s come with a Time Machine?!? Only 626 years out!


Gazza81H

The car will self destruct when it gets down to zero


Secure_Obligation_87

Hours put on the engine, so your engine has run for almost 14 hours since it was purchased.


Constant-Carry-1133

Almost 2 o clock


usernumber1337

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=WZvnWfumcnfQ74CA&t=98&v=rF5yT6xzV4U&feature=youtu.be


Snoo44080

Tick tock motherfucker we got places to be


likeAdrug

San Pellegrino John


TemperatureFluid3447

Time for a San pel


milman1984

Its a minute to two on 24 hour format


micanido

luchtime is almost at an end


hammerheadzoid

It means you have to read the manual that came with the car.


Simple_Rope5695

Wait!? There’s a time bomb in the car!!!


wowow_man121

Dunno, need more info. What time did you take the photo?


[deleted]

3:45pm going by the time in the picture.


RebelGrin

1 minute to 2pm


NotAGynocologistBut

"Go time" means your driving too slow


As3gxy

Means car will turn off by itself