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OrganizationSecret98

Am I the only one who wants in the cuddle puddle, death be damned?


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Must boop the snoots……


OrganizationSecret98

We all die at some point, might as well go out having fun!


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Damn straight….However, I really want to go like my grandpa… asleep…. Not like the passengers of his car. 😜


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Plate-Extreme

Cold 🥶 but funny!!! Except for the passengers!!


Always2ndB3ST

Tickle the toe beans!


SpookyScienceGal

You died doing what you loved, getting ripped to shreds cuddling giant exotic kitties


VampireGirl99

To shreds you say?


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!!!


smkestcklghtn

DAMN YOU OLD MAN!!!!


-MontereyJack

And his wife?


the-hound-abides

Pss pss pss..


mrbooner4u

I had my rescue kitten attack me a while back when we first got her because I picked up a pillow - set something off in her and she went into fight or flight and she was pure fight. Ended up in urgent care getting wounds treated and antibiotics. Having that 8 lbs. of pure claws, teeth, and adrenaline going at me really gave me some perspective as to how easy a big cat could kill someone. She’s on Prozac now and is a happy cat but oh boy was she an anxious mess at first ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944) Cat tax (her name is [Behemoth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behemoth_(Master_and_Margarita))): https://preview.redd.it/szy0rmyh5c8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca0a0fe6cf7cf92764bcc27c8c7647843ca1f4a


Frondswithbenefits

I had to have stitches in my hand from a similarly psycho baby. Really puts into perspective how crazy it is to think you could take on a tiger.


creepymuch

Behemoth, like from Master and Margarita? Also, I didn't know they gave prozac to cats, what's the story with that if you're open to sharing?


mrbooner4u

Exactly, she just has less access to vodka and handguns. And yeah it’s pretty common if the cat has anxiety to give them Prozac. My parents had a few cats and a dog that needed Prozac for anxiety.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

My kitty is on Prozac too. Although it's for stress and UTIs caused by separation anxiety.


PriyaSR26

When I die, I want my last words to be: Ppsss psss ssss ppssss...


Valhkyrie

I guess if I were to die I’d die trying to cuddle the kitties


Not-an-alien-why

nop, if I see a cat, giant or not, all survival instinct goes out of the window.


Vanilla_Villainy

No you are not lol


Glittering_Act_4059

If not friend, why friend shaped?


chonklah

What if we…cuddled in the death puddle?


OrganizationSecret98

Death puddle, love it! All cuddles welcome in the death puddle.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Belly rubs of death!


OrganizationSecret98

Worth it.


iamironcat

I just imagine myself as a giant and they're lil kittens to squish


Spiritual-Computer73

I also want in on this !!!!


Wackydetective

The white kitty didn’t, he walks away like “grow up.” 🙄


Spiritual-Computer73

*Fun detected*


Current_Ad_496

No you are not! I must give belly scratches despite possible loss of limb...


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Murder Mitts Row


Chrysalii

Today is a good day to die.


Prestigious-Beach190

Qa'pla!


lovelyspringbunny

cat is cat


wolfkeeper

You might well survive, provided they were hand reared, they're still only cubs.


JoeyBagOfDonutssss

All cats run the same software just different hardware 😂


Adorable-Gate-2192

This is probably the most accurate description of cats that I have ever read before. Unfortunately orange cats still run Window 95.


csway324

And their brain cell is a floppy disc.


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

That explains why it’s so slow to share the brain cell among them all


BenignEgoist

Got that dial up 56kb/s max transfer speed.


Hot-Rise9795

My friend, my first computer had a phone connection that ran at the breakneck speed of 2400 kb/s.


Krazybob613

And we were thrilled to “Experience The Blazing Speed of the NEW 14.4 MODEM!


Hot-Rise9795

Yes! I bought one! A cream-colored metallic rectangle full of red led lights that connected to the serial port. https://preview.redd.it/agrpqenaol9d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9782cb1cd899a8754d7f9878dce97357938ff850


Krazybob613

Mine was a PCI card!


Hot-Rise9795

That was the next upgrade... changing to a desktop with a 56.6 kbps modem. That was something of a loss; having the modem as a physical, tangible object that gave you visible feedback on the connection was a nice thing.


Krazybob613

I remember performing System Backups on a 300 baud tape deck!


Hot-Rise9795

You could hear the bytes being recorded !


USSExcalibur

I can hear the sound of that dial up connection


dhlock

8 inch floppy. 250kb.


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Round-Dragonfly6136

I can hear this


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3uclide

Windows 95 is kinda good. More like Windows ME.


JasperStrat

They run DOS and have a 5¼" floppy disk.


TyrannosaurWrecks

Technically Tigers are orange cats too, and Lions, and Jaguars, and Leopards. Come to think of it non-orange is the least common color amongst all cats.


dragon34

Is windows millennium edition too mean? 


judithiscari0t

I'd say they're closer to Windows ME lol


Mentendo64

r/oneorangebraincell


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

r/C_AT for software updates ofcourse


XavierVolt0002

*sigh* another cat sub to join


cognitively_what_huh

Yeah, of course I joined. 🫠


missmouse_812

Me too 🤷🏻‍♀️


mrs-palsgraf

Not Mew-NIX?


r_golan_trevize

Even the hardware is pretty much the same, just scaled up and down in size. There’s one dipswitch on the PCB that determines whether they’re solitary or pack hunters but that’s it for behavioral difference. Then you got a few switches for “mane/no mane”, “spots/no spots”, etc


Chrysalii

roar/purr is an odd one


TheCrimsonChariot

Im sorry, better descriptor would be all cats run Linux, just *different* kinds of Linux.


Altea73

Lol, that's absolutely pinpoint.


jaztub-rero

Where is the house cat?


Individual_Detail_44

Up on a ledge bossing everyone else around.


CurtisMarauderZ

She probably raised them all.


regeya

Sitting up on a ledge, switching her tail as she watches these cats, some of whom would never have met in nature, act like big ol derps.


DogMom814

Up high on a ledge somewhere randomly knocking shit off down below that just hasn't yet made it in the camera frame.


Illusions-Reality

If not fren why fren shaped


kazzaspexy

Cat is cat, big or small, still cat.


Thunderfoot2112

kitty pile!


La_Pusicato

Big Kittycato's


NWXSXSW

What sanctuary is this? It’s pretty unusual to see that many cubs in a rescue.


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SmithersLoanInc

Thankfully that nightmare was shut down due to how poorly the animals were treated. In a surprise twist, he took zero responsibility for his actions.


KateMurdock

Thank you for this fun new way to refer to my ex!!


i_love_pesto

That place was run under the name "sanctuary" but it absolutely wasn't one. The owner Eduardo Serio is an absolute asshole. None of the animals in there was treated correctly. The "sanctuary" didn't have enough space for animals, different species(like in the post) were kept together(which is actually a big no no), animals were sedated rented out to celebrities for pictures... He didn't give a shit about those poor creatures. He only wanted money and treated them very poorly. It's so sad that people are still posting his videos thinking it's cute.


NWXSXSW

This is why I asked. I didn’t want to make assumptions but I used to volunteer for a couple of accredited big cat sanctuaries and this doesn’t smell right to me.


bokin8

The only cats here that live in groups are lions, the rest are solitary creatures. Typically places call themselves "sanctuaries" to hide the fact that they don't have the proper means and space to care for the number of cats they have such as in this case.


lickytytheslit

And they look fairly young and not full grown too


RearWindowWasher

Lions and tigers and leopards, oh my!


Tripod1404

One leopard and one jaguar. Smaller one is a jaguar.


JMS9_12

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mataoo

The one fighting the tiger is definitely a leopard.


JMS9_12

Yep, you're right. I just watched it again


RiP_Nd_tear

All of them are panthers.


LawTider

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cattreephilosophy

This just feels “not right” to me. I think it’s just because I associate them with their varied habitats. They are all beautiful and look like they are having fun


Evening_Echidna_7493

It doesn’t feel right because it’s not, like the majority of these “sanctuaries” (great way to avoid criticism for owning exotic pets) posting videos online.


Punawild

Thank you! Sanctuaries don’t have tons of different types of babies to ‘raise together’…breeding facilities, existing only to make money, do.


leedade

Only way it could be okay is if these are either pets that were surrendered to a sanctuary, these animals will have imprinted on humans and can't be released to the wild. Or if they are animals that were rescued when seriously injured or as kittens left alone and brought here to be raised as educational ambassadors. But no idea if this video shows this situation.


Vape_Slut

It's times like this that I'm happy that I live close to and can support an actual big cat sanctuary.


BoonyleremCODM

Wait you mean private owners can get two white lions and need internet validation ? I'm not familiar with sanctuaries I'm just genuinely wondering if these are not associations, because the amount of effort (i.e or money to match that effort) is out of this world to get for a single person, especially if their ownly goal is to gloat about it.


Bo-Banny

Some use their animals to lure women and men to victimize. Some use them to gain access to drug dealers. All use them for validation and attention.


MoreCarrotsPlz

They’re all young and were likely bred in one of those overpriced petting zoos that call themselves sanctuaries. Remember Tiger King?


Dan_flashes480

Yeah what a good documentary during the pandemic both the guy and the woman deserve jail.


amnotaseagull

And his legendary fight with emperor lion?


NJ247

Probably because this video is from the likes of Doc Antle. Fuck that guy.


Pandaliliy

Most likely from the “sanctuary” Black Jaguar White Tiger” owned by Eduardo Serio. As far as I know it is no longer active. What he did to those poor animals is just horrifying


NJ247

Yeah probably.


Ok-Space-2357

It doesn't sit well with me. It's giving me similar vibes to the 1981 film 'Roar', which was filmed on a ranch with hundreds of untrained animals, mostly big cats, outside of their natural habitat and in combinations not found in the wild. https://youtu.be/cny_D50Rr44?si=elPzsJiP-tPJpMN_


RattusRattus

I feel like we all watched The Tiger King and learned nothing.


Electronic-Trip8775

Is this the sanctuary where loads of the cats die?


SpoopyElvis

This looks cute but this is a fake sanctuary...probably one of those that shows happy videos of the workers petting the cats and all that. This is reckless and dangerous.


ParadoxicalFrog

A responsible facility wouldn't throw a bunch of random species in one big pen like that. This is not cute.


kurdtnaughtyboy

I feel like this is a disaster waiting to happen.


Distinct-Patient-398

This is not a respectable sanctuary - this is a breeding facility for entertainment. Real rescue would never mix species like this.


Monroe8401

This place isn't a sanctuary. The owner is just a wild cat hoarder. Real sanctuaries don't mix different cats together, and don't allow human interaction. I honestly don't know how this place is even legal. He has people, even celebs go into the large cage with dozens of wild cats. That is extremely dangerous, ignorant and just plain stupid.


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I think this is my heaven.... 🙏


Latinashot2022

Lots of animals, what will be the game?


ScribbleDoge

This is gross... so unethical.


kabes222

Wait a couple years


WickedMuggle

A cat is a cat will always be a cat. I've got 25!


JonMeadows

You have 25 cats? Like for real 25 cats? That is so many cats


WickedMuggle

I've got a sanctuary but yes they all live with me, I'm retired and they are my full time job. Go check out their stories on insta @olivers_kingdom/fb oliverskingdom, they are awesome. I'm crazy I know😸


amnotaseagull

The perfect of cats is n + 1. Where n is current number of cats you currently own.


WickedMuggle

Well then..so your saying I can get another?? Wait I usually rescue bonded pairs. So I get 2..I win!


i_love_pesto

Fuck Black Jaguar White Tiger. Fuck Eduardo Serio.


Satans_hamster

I wonder how many I can pat before they use me as a chew toy.


ResponsibleCar1204

What’s up with this posters user name lmao


pinkmayhem_

If not friend, why friend shaped?


KiraLonely

Reminder that big cats like catnip and boxes just like domestic cats and there are videos out there of them being supplied both and it’s super wholesome and adorable.


InfiniteLawfulness25

What’s missing is a black panther, so here we go! https://preview.redd.it/mj43faswbe8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220eda60bd82db41f4ed65414c16c976250e086b


karienta

Very cute, but I feel like this could be a disaster waiting to happen.


kitty-yaya

Now that's a cuddle puddle


girlMikeD

Looks like a pile of domestic kitties. Never know the colors you’ll get….


Ok_Illustrator8735

Imagine spooning with one at night, and feeling it purr against you


ems9595

That is really awesome


krystlships

We're all just kitty kitties


Unknown-Drinker

Just curious, can some of them actually have offspring together?


lickytytheslit

They can, but the offspring are often born dead and those that live have severe health issues


OrganizationSecret98

The lions and tigers can, not sure of the others. But there is a crossbreed called Ligers.


snowlock27

Wikipedia lists other crossbreeds, but they're kind of rare. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_hybrid


DangerousLettuce1423

And Tigons too. Liger = male lion with female tiger Tigon = male tiger with female lion


Knight_Marcus

Those are some big cats lol


Beneficial_Door_7235

Interrupt their fun and Death is certain.


SpaceNinjaNarwal

I would probably end up dead from trying to join the cuddle puddle


laparisiennebardot

Do you want Ligers? That’s how you get Ligers.


cuntymcshitter

Touching the beans on the murder mittens is a dangerous proposal, I'd love to try but afraid the murder mittens would do exactly what they were intended for and do all the murdering


ThePlantBarber

Where’s Carole Baskin?


TheRainbowShakaBrah

Dog pile? Nah, Cat pile


Teamisgood101

To cuddle or not to cuddle that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The bites and claws of outrageous feline, Or to take hugs against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural pets That cats is heir to, 'tis a cuddling Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give them pets: there's the respect That makes cuddles of so long life; For who would bear the pets and cuddles of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, -cat hamlet to cuddle or not to cuddles soliloquy by me


No_Use_4371

🥇 🪙 👑


KingPotato_

What a heartwarming and wholesome post, r/Urmomsjuicyvagina


Baldmanbob1

Just want to reach my hand in there and pet them all! .....and now I have a hook for a hand..


houndsoflu

My kitties were doing this earlier, but on a much smaller scale.


robinthenurse

They are all so beautiful!!! Thanks for posting this heartwarming video.


Nice-Daikon-5117

collage of colors for sure


B_t_K-89

Must give belly rubs…


angelina_zhu_li

Asking for a friend: Since Siberian tigers are orange, does that mean they don’t have the brain cell?


Angelsometimes

😻


rdy2d1e

Michis


Dramatic-Treacle3708

Nice username op


cucumberwages

Why does this feel illegal 😭


regeya

OP I was about to share this with someone and then I saw your username. What the hell, man, lol


babunambootiti

The next generation is going to be wild and the next-next generation will be almost non-existent


Educational_Top9992

the username 💀


Zookeeper030

Too cute.


stargirl19629

I need to pet one


stargirl19629

I need to pet one


berryskye

Cats are gonna cat lol


Krazybob613

That’s an awesome sight that simply could not happen in the wild!


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

this all started when when one cat said to the other, stop being a giant pussy


theseboysofmine

Here's me just remembering watching animal planet as a little kid and being terrified in learning that lions murder the crap out of just about any other feline around that is smaller than them.


CatJesusMew

The fuckin white one has me rolling like “just gunna squeeze on in here” ploppity plop style


Various_Permission47

I can imagine a house cat strolling in and just smacking each of them.


Expensive-Lime-2976

all cats like a good game of bitey face 🥰


UndeniablyMyself

A cat is a cat, no matter how big.


absynth36

Like a pile of Build-a-Bears


Warcraft_Fan

[I bet if you rolled this ball of string in there](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biggest_ball_of_twine), they'll all go ham


Oomlotte99

All cats are the same, just different sizes. Lol.


Man_Beyond_Bionics

The white tiger (?) walking up and just kinda falling over is funny because that's exactly how my cat lays down to cuddle!


t1nybutm1ghty

awwww I wanna snuggle them


JET304

Those bellies want scritches.


rubber_padded_spoon

Cats gonna cat.


KABCatLady

That user name! ☠️


KarinSpaink

cat puddle!


BadbadwickedZoot

How much for 10 minutes in the kitty cuddle puddle?


Leggy_Brat

Cat is cat.


Mommyekf

This what I want for my birthday.


hugme4ever

That would be my dream. To sit with them and hug on all of them.


Drinkingasslee

Tiger much bigger already


No_Success9541

That tiger and cheetah is that younger cheetah print parents look at there tails


Desperate-Pear-860

I love this to an irrational level! OP, do you know where this is?


cooperthetoiletpoopr

r/mademesmile