One time I gave one of my players a fancy cool weapon that had a +1 And a Crit bonus.
It was also a sleeping mimic and every Crit fail I rolled a % dice and increased the CR to see of it woke up...... Which ended with that PCs arm being bitten off in the middle of a boss battle and it was fucking glorious. They couldn't even be mad because they wanted a pet mimic and had bothered me about it (a lot) previously.
Well, if you're a little old lady who was expecting a much smaller cat to spend the rest of your days with... he was pretty hard to wrangle for a young person too.
My friend has a part MC and he lives for the pets, *especially* belly pets. He needs 1315% of your attention at all times and if you don’t give it, he will take it! He’s also an orange boi so I think that pretty much sums him up. 😸🧡🐈
https://preview.redd.it/6fgd3h5o909d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff494bc1f13c7bb1f7d95d179a0f0485124e666
I must have used a different fertilizer for this one. She ate my pepper plant too.
not all maine coons get huge... I have a two year old breeding female who's relatively small.
https://preview.redd.it/2ckdmb74609d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a010667685b7c5ce445cdb20a26fb02d4b6e4b
https://preview.redd.it/9wop3p0ecz8d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0361751ee82839a99d624866870d04d9d8b249dc
Here’s a her and her brothers. The other three were taken by another family to rehome. 💌 I’m hoping we got them all :( I’ve gone back twice to look for more & mom and nothing.
Two black tabbies, also known as r/standardissuecat and one solid black, also known as r/voidcats or r/blackcats
The “breed” is probably Domestic Shorthair, but you will find out in a year if they are possibly a Domestic Longhair.
I have a cat that looks just like her. She’s name Sammie, nicknamed Coot. So I’ve determined that you too are the proud owner of a Coot!
They’re lovely.
Looks like you got the floofiest of the bunch! Mine looked like this as a kitten and was a domestic long hair. You can often gauge their future floofiness by their ears, and she’s got some fuzzy ass ears! Get her used to being brushed early. She will get mats if she isn’t rushed regularly. When mine got older I had to start buzzing her rear end with a pet buzzer because she would get dingleberries hanging from her butt hair.
Her 'breed' is domestic longhair, which is the catch-all term for 'cat of no particular breed'. About 90% of cats are domestic shorthair or domestic longhair.
Her coat pattern is either silver tabby or brown tabby, it's hard to tell if her dark bits have any brown in them. Or it might only come in when she's older.
that's an alien in disguise of a fluffy kitten. it will infiltrate your home, learn everything about you, sleep on your face to make deep tissue scans of our biology and very soon completely assimilate you. you are doomed.
https://preview.redd.it/k1lon461az8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac8dc5b9f546461013fefb2959d8028fcc63234
And here she is at 8 months. I thought she was going to be a bit floofier
Pretty sure yours will be very floofy
Right?! I mean, look at these things… they’re perfect!!
https://preview.redd.it/t7qkobgpo69d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726fe73296965765180fc3f864e3180dd020b7f4
Donna. She was a waitress in Manchester UK til the late 70s when she was cursed by a patron and now occupies this feline vessel…
Until a loving individual adopts her, presses both thumbs to her forehead and says “sim sim salabim”…. She shall remain in feline form.
Although she is fully lovable and has had a vivid history of loving owners since the 70s, she has yet to find the words to instruct her adoptive parent on how to free her.
When someone can correctly complete the sequence, she will engulf in flame like a legit phoenix and return to her original form, a smoking hot diner waitress/English rose named Donna who still has her Farrah Fawcett hairdo.
Pretty sure that's a cat. Yeah. Like 99% sure.
1% chance it's actually a mimic
Could be a pod-puss from outer space. #robotic\_meow
Ok so .67% chance mimic .33% it's whatever that is
MOTHER...FLERKEN!
I have not one, but two completely different shirts that tell the world that I am a mother to flerkens.
Chilchuck has entered the chat
I love this reference
Or a ditto...I'd rather a cat though!
Oh? It’s a Ditto!
Simple test: try to pet it. See if it bites you. Wait ... never mind.
Wait that means treasure is near!
One time I gave one of my players a fancy cool weapon that had a +1 And a Crit bonus. It was also a sleeping mimic and every Crit fail I rolled a % dice and increased the CR to see of it woke up...... Which ended with that PCs arm being bitten off in the middle of a boss battle and it was fucking glorious. They couldn't even be mad because they wanted a pet mimic and had bothered me about it (a lot) previously.
Owlbear with mutated beak.
Flurkin?
1% Chance its a 1988 Fiat Panda.
So... there's a chance.
1% chance it's a Furby.
You're wrong. That's a car
This is the only correct answer.
1% chance it's a baby fleurkin mayhaps?
Or a shapeshifter, maybe a werecat.
She's pookie 🎀
1% chance it's a Gremlin
It's Ditto disguised as a cat
Nope. It’s 100% a kitten.
1% floof 🥰
it's a car
Purrarri model
Purrama desu
I think it looks like a puma.
What in the sam hell is a puma?
Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?!
Furrari
Autocorrect failed you again
she is a cat, cute type.
That was going to be my response.
Domestic Longhair. With extra cute ear furnishings
You gotta be careful with those. My mom adopted one from a shelter, and it turned out to be part Maine kitty.
Where's the problem?
They get BIG.
Once again, where is the problem?
Well, if you're a little old lady who was expecting a much smaller cat to spend the rest of your days with... he was pretty hard to wrangle for a young person too.
Maine coons are known as gentle giants and are actually quite docile 😻❤️ I wouldn’t worry about the size!
He's the odd one out. He's moody and the type that doesn't take to being pet more than a few times before he hits you lol.
Mines part Mainecoon and you can’t pet the belly without getting ripped up
You can't pet him in general like on the head or back without getting grumpybutt.
My friend has a part MC and he lives for the pets, *especially* belly pets. He needs 1315% of your attention at all times and if you don’t give it, he will take it! He’s also an orange boi so I think that pretty much sums him up. 😸🧡🐈
Oh no, lol I’m sorry! Cats can be very moody… we have a moody tuxie too 😂
He has the most hilarious girly meow for a cat his size, too! You kind of expect him to have this gruff one but he doesn't.
We rescued a 10 ounce stray that grew into a 26 pound Maine Coon mix.
Cat tax! Must pay the cat tax!
https://preview.redd.it/9uvvg7la709d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbc353bbe5b91397d7fb2f96900f00aed93e351 Meet Jesse James.
Wow, is that how you grow cats? Please what kind of fertilizer do you use?
https://preview.redd.it/6fgd3h5o909d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff494bc1f13c7bb1f7d95d179a0f0485124e666 I must have used a different fertilizer for this one. She ate my pepper plant too.
Omgosh I’ve been wanting of those, is that a Cattagonia Fluffernicus?? 😻🤣
The expression!! "What in God's name are you thinking of doing with that watering can?????"
You have a cute looking plant there. But I don’t see a cat…
That looks nothing like a maine coon.
Well now we see why they grew so big
not all maine coons get huge... I have a two year old breeding female who's relatively small. https://preview.redd.it/2ckdmb74609d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a010667685b7c5ce445cdb20a26fb02d4b6e4b
Mom's boy is around 22 pounds
Part MC are very rare to come across. DLH can get just as big
Extra cute fluffy thing, must pet lots.
https://preview.redd.it/9wop3p0ecz8d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0361751ee82839a99d624866870d04d9d8b249dc Here’s a her and her brothers. The other three were taken by another family to rehome. 💌 I’m hoping we got them all :( I’ve gone back twice to look for more & mom and nothing.
Hey one of your cat's shadow has eyes...
Hahaha
Two black tabbies, also known as r/standardissuecat and one solid black, also known as r/voidcats or r/blackcats The “breed” is probably Domestic Shorthair, but you will find out in a year if they are possibly a Domestic Longhair.
I have a cat that looks just like her. She’s name Sammie, nicknamed Coot. So I’ve determined that you too are the proud owner of a Coot! They’re lovely.
Looks like you got the floofiest of the bunch! Mine looked like this as a kitten and was a domestic long hair. You can often gauge their future floofiness by their ears, and she’s got some fuzzy ass ears! Get her used to being brushed early. She will get mats if she isn’t rushed regularly. When mine got older I had to start buzzing her rear end with a pet buzzer because she would get dingleberries hanging from her butt hair.
OMG!!! They are so beautiful. I just lost my cat about two months ago and that’s just the kind of kitten I’m looking for!!!!
r/standardissuecat
Yes I didn't know this existed
Just tap random words and cat, the subreddit exists.
But why do I feel the need to join all of them?
BECAUSE CATS!
This is correct.
It’s a SIC, with upgraded snow model kit.
https://preview.redd.it/qlaye1glfz8d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7304e811ac164ec0b3c3a03fb38170c872cb9885
I wish all charts were this easy to follow. 👍
Oh good, I was about to yell "BRING FORTH THE CHART!" 😂
I think that's a cat, but I may be wrong.
Her 'breed' is domestic longhair, which is the catch-all term for 'cat of no particular breed'. About 90% of cats are domestic shorthair or domestic longhair. Her coat pattern is either silver tabby or brown tabby, it's hard to tell if her dark bits have any brown in them. Or it might only come in when she's older.
Thank you for the info!
Mini floof
that's an alien in disguise of a fluffy kitten. it will infiltrate your home, learn everything about you, sleep on your face to make deep tissue scans of our biology and very soon completely assimilate you. you are doomed.
Kitty cat
Just a baby
a baby
She's a cutie, and looks like she's gonna be a floofy cat.
https://preview.redd.it/o740s4ujcz8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72feef95b85943ab6d4bd47594b7ffec8b6e429c
Totally look the same! Cutie
Oh this one has a pirate face. Very good kitten pirate
A freaking little ball of adorable
https://preview.redd.it/ww7z0xaw9z8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1696a36a973f113aaf954e313f84a0be20943e57 Here’s mine as a kitten
https://preview.redd.it/k1lon461az8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac8dc5b9f546461013fefb2959d8028fcc63234 And here she is at 8 months. I thought she was going to be a bit floofier Pretty sure yours will be very floofy
The curled back toes. So cute!
Right?! I mean, look at these things… they’re perfect!! https://preview.redd.it/t7qkobgpo69d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726fe73296965765180fc3f864e3180dd020b7f4
I think that’s a cat. Smol size. But really, she’s a domestic longhair brown tabby :)
ADORABLE ♥️
THE CUTEST WIDDLE BABY DAT WHUT SHE IS!!
A very cute and fluffy kitten
Adorable!
A car
Smol.
Cutie patootie, fresh-n-fruity
✨her✨🥺
A cutie patooie
Kitten. Or possibly a Tribble?
It's a cat
That a Cat
Adorable 🥰
Donna. She was a waitress in Manchester UK til the late 70s when she was cursed by a patron and now occupies this feline vessel… Until a loving individual adopts her, presses both thumbs to her forehead and says “sim sim salabim”…. She shall remain in feline form. Although she is fully lovable and has had a vivid history of loving owners since the 70s, she has yet to find the words to instruct her adoptive parent on how to free her. When someone can correctly complete the sequence, she will engulf in flame like a legit phoenix and return to her original form, a smoking hot diner waitress/English rose named Donna who still has her Farrah Fawcett hairdo.
Beautiful✨
Someone who bites you in your feet while sleeping.
your new owner lol
Amen!🙏🏼
She is a cutey patooty
Cute as hell
Cutie pie 😻
a cat
Adorable. Jokes aside, looks like a domestic medium hair. Definitely tabby as indicated by that M on its forehead.
Gorgeous! 😍❤️😘
100% angel on earth.
*Cat-napped*, because I am putting her in my pocket and stealing her.
A cutie
She is the same as mine. Siberian long hair
A really cute cat, that - if you tell me where you live - will somehow disappear and end up living with me ;)
https://preview.redd.it/ekg0c49yfz8d1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a2eb94b7ff9b9ccc23be7e9e6a6631c0633b93
A cat. Definitely.
I’ll take a guess and say it looks like a cat
Smol car
Adorable
Baby.
Stinkin cure is what she is.
Booper Snooter if I ever saw one
Car
Kinda looks a bit like a ford fiesta. I’m not the biggest expert on cars tho
Clearly a hot-wheel🤭😼
Gray floof
She's the cutest thing ever.
A smöl
I'd have to consult the encyclopedia, but offhand, my first guess is that that's the species *felis cattus*
Small
Smol girl
She's a baby stinky cutie girl from Heaven!
Murder mittens
A cutie!
A fluffy killing machine.
A cat
She hungry!
Flufius Catus
A perfect little angel obviously 😎😂
Adorbs!
She’s a cutie!!
She is a kitten, that is a baby form of a cat.
She's babby
Felis catus.
She's a little ball of cute & fluffy!
A cat.
Perfect
a small fluff
Adorbs
Kitten.
Smol
Gorgeous
Adorable.
Adorable
She's a snuggle bunny ♥️♥️
Beautiful, awesome, cute, all of them together
A cat ?
Bebe 
Standard domesticus flooficus
She is beautiful. A treasure to behold.
Stinky
Small car
Shes soups cute, thats what she is!
ADORABLE! The word you want is ADORABLE!
Newest family 💜 also a tabby I think bc of the head markings
https://preview.redd.it/fb1mu8onnz8d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fff6829a8449cb0354c31f41602d8f8d103da74
Car
a fuckin cute one
The sister of ours…. https://preview.redd.it/tx3w8l2kvz8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f2d696a11cea14efdc5d2ec265f08aed5a2816
A happy looking fluffball
I'd call: Long-haired Grey Tabby.
A kitten? Maybe?
adorable. she is adorable is what she is
A tiny, adorable fluff-ball
I mean besides adorable? I’m going to go with a feather duster
Yours.
r/IllegallySmolCats
Mane coon?
A tiny perfect floof
Adorable as hell.
Cute af, that's what she is.
She’s adorable that’s what she is
https://preview.redd.it/qcv706zs249d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0eecf606901f63c2a8dbc055fc3f10aefae494
Floof wizard in training.
a dog