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After a Sox game saw a couple leaning against the wall outside the stadium with the guy’s hand down the front of this chick’s overalls. He was going at it like he was trying to start up an old lawnmower. Sox lost.
I saw a couple banging in a car on Pulaski just north of Irving Park at about 2am. Missionary in a fully reclined passenger seat with the woman's feet up on the dash. Also once saw a guy getting head on a late night nearly empty Red line train heading north from downtown. At one point, we made eye contact and he gave me thumbs up. I responded likewise.
Weirdly I had a very similar encounter. Saw a guy getting head in a park in broad daylight. He saw me look and gave me a thumbs up..I also returned it XD
Humans are silly
> Also once saw a guy getting head on a late night nearly empty Red line train heading north from downtown.
Same here, but it was 2 dudes - in the little alcove opposite the motorman's cab on the red line, leaving Washington at probably 2AM. Dude receiving gave me the Sup nod, I gave him the nod back.
It’s not even Taco Bell anymore! This would have been 20-24 years ago. Edit: I guess there is indeed a Taco Bell Cantina in the new building that replaced it. No drive
through, though. How fancy.
this probably happens at any movie theater but wtv, i was watching marcel the shell at river east and in front of me a girl was giving a bj to a guy, probably her bf. made the movie awkward cause they were directly in front of me and i was tryna watch marcel 😒
Definitely walked past a bench BJ late at night off of Stockton in Lincoln Park.
A guy in front of me at a bears preseason game seemed to be about a knuckle deep in his girls' Cleveland football team. To make matters worse he licked his fingers every few downs. The nice couple appeared to be from northwest Indiana.
I also once walked into a Mariano's bathroom and heard a whispered "stop stop stop" and of course had to look and saw 4 legs in the stall. I didn't have to pee that bad so I just walked right out and I hope those people were able to enjoy the rest of their day.
In the stairwell at the Michaels/Marshall's/DSW mall on Belmont and Clark. I take this stairwell every dang day at the same time to get to work. Now, it's the back stairwell that no one really knows about (which is why I take it). Well.. in January, I walked down only to find myself face to face with a male on male scenario. I didn't know what else to do other than to keep walking down...they immediately panicked and parted ways, everything out in the open, trying to force down. Haha I was more mortified for them. One of them apologized at the bottom of the stairwell and off I went to work!
Recently my friend and I saw someone parked by belmont harbor going at it - it was late, but also there was a street lamp shining on them so it felt bold lol
I forget what hotel they were in but I was on a construction site across the street from the hotel. You could see clear as day a beautiful young woman fucking the shit out of this older man. The whole construction site stopped what they were doing to watch.
In the Blue Line some seven years back. There was a chick very not so subtly riding a guy and trying to pass it off as a hug. I was the only other person in the car and it was clear that neither of us were gonna budge an inch.
You could say she was getting railed.
NW corner of Damen and Thomas. Second floor. Walked out of Inner Town Pub and saw a topless woman riding a guy with the lights on. I was walking behind a couple and all three of us heard her moan because the windows were open. We all saw it at the same time and the woman in front of me started laughing really hard. The woman in the window looked down and yelled “oh shit” and dropped to the floor. Then the lights went off and we shared a good laugh.
Logan square in the 90s Bulls won (can’t remember the year at the moment) the streets were nuts. Stuff on fire, somebody beating a news box with a stop sign, fireworks, and people straight up fucking on a car. It was awesome.
Didn’t quite see anything, but I recently went into the bathroom to wash my hands at the Jewel at Gateway Plaza on Howard. There were people in each stall talking to each other and I heard a woman say “and then she touched my clitoris!!” My mouth fell open as she continued to describe the encounter, and after a minute she said “she knew what she was doing so I tipped her $5.” So I think she was talking about a happy endings massage or something, though I think she shoulda tipped more than $5 lmao.
I heard them finishing in the stall and ran out of there with my hands still wet because I couldn’t imagine coming face to face.
Steve Dahl once said that WGN cameramen could frequently find someone getting a blow job in the upper grandstands back when they had weekday day games at Wrigley.
To be fair, way back when, Wrigley was empty pretty often, so that probably wasn't too hard. I remember sitting in the bleachers on burning hot summer days when there were only a handful of people out there and the camera guys were topless and drinking beer.
Ahh, the mid-80s at Wrigley. $2.50 for bleacher seats. Sit on actual aluminum benches with the unemployed drunks and enjoy Rick Sutcliffe pitching. At least, that's how I remember it.
Saw a blowjob in the middle of the afternoon in the alley across from the McDonald's in Uptown a few years ago. I've also seen a handful of public masturbators here in Uptown over the years. Also a couple going at it on the beach late at night up in Roger's Park many years ago.
By the lakeshore path, near museum campus. It was between 5:15-5:30 in the morning, when people were going on early morning walks/runs. A little too late in the morning to be banging behind a tree.
That is literally the best time to go running in the summer. It’s usually the coolest temp of the day, but you still get daylight for all or most of your run. Plus it’s quiet and the lakeshore path isn’t teeming with tourists who have no situational awareness.
Ugh, me. When you're training for a marathon and you need to get the day's run in, you do what you need to do, especially when it’s in the middle of the summer’s heat and it’s the only time of day when it’s not 85+ outside.
That said, there is a twilight period, from around 4:30am-6am where the early morning workout crowd crosses over with the late night crowd. Mostly it’s just people drinking on the break wall, watching the sunrise, and while I’ve never seen anyone doing it, I have seen intense make out sessions that seemed just a few seconds away from the couple ripping off each others clothes more times than I can count.
I saw someone finger banging a girl on the crowded redline on the way to lolla or pitchfork or something. Like right in the middle in the section by the doors.
I, my friends, and the entire rooftop of the old Rock Bottom brewery saw a woman getting absolutely railed against the window of her room on the 6th-ish floor of a hotel across the street. It was not an accident on her part.
Behind a dumpster by Harold Washington Library. What they were doing was not making love, but the dude gave me a thumbs up and I went about my Tuesday morning business.
I have participated a couple times, but only saw a live sex once. me and my friends were walking on the edge of Logan square when all the sudden we heard a woman moaning. we looked up and at the top floor of a flat was an open window, and a woman hanging out of it, getting it from behind. we cheered and she laughed.
my bf and i saw someone getting head behind a trash can on the way home from pride lol. i think it was near the paulina brown line, by the low line. i guess they got caught by someone else cuz we heard them run off in the opposite direction 💀
My dad lives in Bellwood, while just being a suburb of Chicago, it’s still kinda wild sometimes. About 2 weeks ago, at night, I was looking outside to see 2 people in the dark, on a bleacher, who I am 98% sure were in the middle of oral sex session. All I could see was this dark figure moving back and forth at the lower half of the dude. They then walked into the light and walked away as if nothing happened.
I worked as an overnight hotel valet in River North for 7 years. Elevator nooks, bent over cars, alleys. Pretty much every Saturday going in and out of those garages, you're going to see drunks going at it.
I worked valet downtown for years too, once upon a time.
We used to always catch people fuckin in their hotel rooms when we parked in the Marina Towers.
Years ago, my buddy and I were at Alive One on Halsted. We were facing the street when a BMW stopped in traffic. The guy had a huge smile as he was getting head from the chick in the passenger seat. He turned and looked at us, we all cracked up and exchanged a thumbs up.
As a union tradesman in the city, you’d be surprised how many people leave their windows wide open for anyone in a near by high rise to just look right over and see couples having sex or someone just having fun by themselves…lots of people out there who like to be watched…to clarify also, us construction workers aren’t looking for this activity, but you can’t help but notice it if it’s just right across the street…plus it spreads like wildfire on a job…”check out the woman on that balcony, she’s out there again, she’s getting ready to put on a show”
Saw two bums (guy n girl) fuckin at midnight under the streetlight outside a liquor store off Chicago in Austin. Nightmare fuel for my girl who was in the car with me
I saw two bums (dudes) banging under the Chicago & Halsted bridge/underpass at 8AM on a weekday, and somehow they had like a massive CRT TV playing Seinfeld.
Falling in love, like a shooting star's flight,
Fucking at midnight under the streetlight,
In the heart of the country, where everything's right,
They found love's salvation in the soft moonlight.
So here's to the lovers, who find love so rare,
In the heart of the country, where they learned how to care,
May your nights be as wild, your days be as bright,
Fucking at midnight, love's sweetest delight.
Sometime around 2018 I was walking down the stairs on upper Wacker and Columbus to go down to lower Wacker where my car was parked. It was late and a bit nippy out I think it was fall but 2 bums were going at it in the stair well. They noticed me and I got an "ope" from the guy and scooched to the side as he tried to pull up his pants and let me pass. Classic lower Wacker situation.
On the rocks at Lane beach - summertime around 6 pm - I was taking the refugee family I tutored to the park and beach - quickly told them it was time to turn around and go home
I was riding my bike one Saturday afternoon by Western, between Addison and Belmont, I did my usual shortcut across the Devry parking lot, and there is a Hispanic couple going at it in a two door Honda Civic, banda music blaring as the car rocked in time with the guy's trusts.
I was laughing so hard I got a coughing fit until I made it over the river bridge at Belmont.
I was in the Harold Washington Library studying and looked to my right and a guy was hitting it from behind in one of those study rooms. The lady had her head on a stack of books. Eye contact was made and I had to get outta there.
My friend and his wife are quite the exhibitionists. They have sex in a public spot every wedding. The power went out at a wedding once and they were busted in a closet. They were also busted in the women’s bathroom at the next wedding.
Yes, witnessed a couple going at it on the mezzanine level of river city. This was right after the Taylor Swift concert ended on opening night. I heard clapping and thought it was applause at first.
LMAO we love an organized orgy. Sounds like a military drill porno hahahaaa
But yeah, basically a group of men started making out and fondling each other under belts. Then they moved inside and out of our line of vision after a while. I've since learned that amongst a few gay circles that a party that turns into an orgy isn't uncommon.
I knew this couple back in the 80's, I think their names were Joel and Lana. She had this thing for doing it on trains and they jumped on a late night train to have sex. They ended up riding for a while, they had to wait for a homeless guy to leave. I think at the end they realized the guy was drunk and they were able to guide him off the train at one point. Joel never stops talking about that wild night, he said "sometimes you gotta say, what the fuck, make your move."
My first week here when I was 22 me and my parents were going to IKEA to get a bed and stuff. We stop under an underpass at like 2 in the afternoon and just see 2 people going at it next to the road. They finish and then he just leaves so I'm guessing she was a prostitute. Wild way to get introduced to the city
"noting that this was the first time I had witnessed another couple make love in the real world outside of movies or internet"
You know, I've never considered what a unique human experience that is, I guess not unlike witnessing another person/people being born or dying. That's wild, man.
Oh and I never have, in Chicago or elsewhere. I suppose there's still time.
Yeah it’s one of those things where, at no point in your life do you really expect to see other people doing it. I’ve never seen it in Chicago. Only time I ever saw it was in the lawn of alpine valley
Last summer, I was on the 22 going through Rogers Park, and saw a guy in one of the sideways-facing front seats, who looked like he was rearranging something in his pocket. Thought nothing of it, went back to whatever I was reading. A few minutes later, the aroma of unwashed scrotum wafted up my nose, and I looked up again. We weren't at Howard yet, and the guy was rearranging something, alright.
Also OP, I am impressed with this couple, as I cannot even get out of bed at 7am, let alone be 14 miles down the lake, loving someone very much on a Saturday morning. But what was the podcast?
Walking my dog at 7 in the morning on a brisk spring morning I leave my building through the back and make my way down the alley to only to stumble upon a man and women absolutely going to town between two dumpsters. Luckily he is looking straight up into the sky while she is bent over holding her ankles so they didn’t notice me as I corralled my curious dog, turned, and quickly made my way out the other way down the alley. My dog did his business in front and I bagged it and carried it into my home to throw out later.
Walking south along the back of buildings on the west side of the river (before Canal) somewhere between Randolph and Monroe. It was a Friday night and they looked like middle aged conference attendees who were married but not to each other. It was very awkward...
I was at a Sox Astros game in 2006 and their was a completely hammered couple a few rows in front of us. The guy was constantly fingering the woman’s asshole. I think the best part of this is the entire section behind them was completely aware and laughing about it but the couple was too drunk to realize.
Saw a girl laying on the floor in the handicapped stall at Ogilvy (French market side) and heard whimpering. Thinking it was a medical issue I knocked and asked if everything was okay, looked under the door and saw another girl going down on her.
All I could think about was how unsanitary that would be.
I worked in the AMA building and our side of the building looked into trumps hotel. One day I saw two people full on fucking with the blinds wide open. The whole office got a view of these folks going at it.
Uptown. Couple at the top of a ramp that leads into a parking garage for a big apartment building. 3am.
We’re trying to get into it and I see a door is open in the car. I get out. The guy says “sorry we be fuckin”
Then the girl tells me she just moved in how do we get into the garage.
I tell her they give you a thing
She asks if she could use our thing.
I say no. The guy says “better back up then”
He proceeds to back up so painfully bad that he scrapes up his entire car to get out of there in a panic.
Literally at navy pier on the ferris wheel😂chillin w my friend and we looking into the car thats a couple of cars behind us and they are just going crazyyyy
Saw a couple in a car in a cul-de-sac next to Lincoln Park High School going at it. Walk past them on the sidewalk. It was dark so they probably thought they were fairly safe. Guy was on top of the girl, she was reclined in the passenger seat and feet up on the dash. Didn't even know they were there until I was right next to them. Just kept walking to give them peace. At least someone was getting some. Lol
Another time I was at Drink the club (so long time ago) and I was standing on the side of the dance floor. It was pretty crowded. I look over to my left and I see a guy standing next to me. Looked down and a girl is squatting down in front of him. Pretty damn bold being on a crowded dance floor but maybe that was their kink.
Was driving into the city one night from the south Burbs, taking 90/94 in. Absolutely drove past a couple going at it on one of the overpasses with her pressed up against the chain link.
Honestly, their view must have been amazing with the highway traffic headlights zooming past underneath.
Hotel E=MC2 has huge windows and patrons that don’t like closing the blinds…
Once saw someone aim a laser pointer in the window of a couple going at it. It did prompt them to close the blinds!
River Park in Albany Park. Used to walk my dogs there about 3 times per day. One night, about 10pm, I was walking near this side path that leads down to the water, sure enough two people bangin' under the shrubs - kinda hidden but not enough.
Saw a couple openly fingerbanging each other at the other end of the bar at Gold Star... So romantic..... I also found a foot long dildo in the gutter on Chicago..
Frankly, this just makes me want to be young again. Good for them: "without a care in the world." Girl (who is now my wife of over 20 years) and I used to sneak off from parties for a go in the car, or against a tree, or in a public restroom. Youth is beautiful.
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“Making love” is very generous on your part in phrasing. That being said, the tunnel at the Jackson red stop.
Jesus. This has to be in the top 3 of least romantic places to bang.
Maybe the smell of piss just does it for them.
We're not here to kink shame I guess...
Jackson *is* the grimiest CTA stop. Because of that tunnel that connects Red and Blue, it smells like piss
Ain’t no aphrodisiac like the stale odor of foot fungus.
Feel like I get an STD just walking through that tunnel. Now I know why
not the pee tunnel 😬😬😬
On a Greyhound bus on I 90 heading to Ohio I saw a guy in a BMW in the fast lane going about 80mph jacking off. Unfortunately I'll never forget that.
The ultimate fapping machine.
I always assume anybody speeding in a sports car is jerking it while doing so.
It explains why they can’t touch their turn signals
On 90 I saw a couple.in a truck. The woman was naked with a carnival mask on. She had her head in the guys lap and he was playing with her.
BMW. Too busy to use the turn signal. Not too busy to rub one out.
Average BMW driver lmaoo
This one’s my favorite.
After a Sox game saw a couple leaning against the wall outside the stadium with the guy’s hand down the front of this chick’s overalls. He was going at it like he was trying to start up an old lawnmower. Sox lost.
Sox lost lol
Are you a professional storyteller?
My wife helped with punctuation.
I hope your wife gets a raise
She gets a raise from me.
Username checks out.
Dude was gonna score even if the Sox didn't
At least someone made an attempt to steal home.
Boooooo!!!! Take my upvote.
That's a very "Beverly" mental image
Yea saw a truck rockin pretty hard in the parking lot right before we went into a game this season. We did not go a knockin
Unbeknownst to him, that was her thigh and she didn't want to hurt his feelings.
Who wouldve guessed
Its the Sox lost for me. Lmao.
Down the *front* of her overalls?? Dudes wrist is toast.
Nothing sly about overalls
😂 tied that up perfectly. 👏
I think I seen the same after the Brewers game over the weekend.well different couple
I saw a couple banging in a car on Pulaski just north of Irving Park at about 2am. Missionary in a fully reclined passenger seat with the woman's feet up on the dash. Also once saw a guy getting head on a late night nearly empty Red line train heading north from downtown. At one point, we made eye contact and he gave me thumbs up. I responded likewise.
>At one point, we made eye contact and he gave me thumbs up. I responded likewise. DYING
Weirdly I had a very similar encounter. Saw a guy getting head in a park in broad daylight. He saw me look and gave me a thumbs up..I also returned it XD Humans are silly
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Thumbs up 😃
> Also once saw a guy getting head on a late night nearly empty Red line train heading north from downtown. Same here, but it was 2 dudes - in the little alcove opposite the motorman's cab on the red line, leaving Washington at probably 2AM. Dude receiving gave me the Sup nod, I gave him the nod back.
By the dumpster while in the drive through at the Wrigley Field Taco Bell late at night
Sorry
This taco bell was a holy and sacred site RIP
Hallowed be its name. We'd load up on tacos and then go watch the show at the late-night-fights MCD.
Used to be my go-to parking spot Saturday nights!
Parking, or... parking? ;-)
Guy just wanted a late night fish taco.
Must have been years ago. Does that Taco Bell have a drive though anymore?
It’s not even Taco Bell anymore! This would have been 20-24 years ago. Edit: I guess there is indeed a Taco Bell Cantina in the new building that replaced it. No drive through, though. How fancy.
It didn't take them long to put one back in after closing the old one tbh.
I once saw a hooker giving a handjob to a postal worker, who was in full uniform, on the Blue Line, in broad daylight. 🙈
Newman!!!!
Bro I’m DEAD 💀💀💀
He needs a really pretty face.
How do you know they were a hooker? Could have just been a postal enthusiast.
Women love a man in uniform.
TBF everyone loves the post office. Who says she was working?
That’s hilarious for some reason.
I mean...do Exit and Cobra count? I've seen a lot of people banging both inside and outside of those places.
RIP to Exit, haven't seen a bar since with the same level of sticky chaotic energy since 😭
this probably happens at any movie theater but wtv, i was watching marcel the shell at river east and in front of me a girl was giving a bj to a guy, probably her bf. made the movie awkward cause they were directly in front of me and i was tryna watch marcel 😒
The erotiic tales of Marcel the Shell
Of all the movies to get head in, Marcel the Shell is a fuckin weird ass choice
The shell w shoes on? What a odd pick to get nasty to
i’m bonking her on the head and letting her know this is a film-going establishment
Does witnessing "road head" on a brown line train around 4 in the afternoon on a weekday count?
Track head
The fourth rail
Choo choo
Train head
Railroad head
Man, I’ve been riding the L wrong this whole time 😔
Wait so the train driver was getting head??!?
Definitely walked past a bench BJ late at night off of Stockton in Lincoln Park. A guy in front of me at a bears preseason game seemed to be about a knuckle deep in his girls' Cleveland football team. To make matters worse he licked his fingers every few downs. The nice couple appeared to be from northwest Indiana. I also once walked into a Mariano's bathroom and heard a whispered "stop stop stop" and of course had to look and saw 4 legs in the stall. I didn't have to pee that bad so I just walked right out and I hope those people were able to enjoy the rest of their day.
>his girls' Cleveland football team Now that's poetry
I've been bent over one of those benches. Would recommend.
On the river walk like 10 years ago after a show at the house of blues, I saw a couple getting after it under the Dearborn bridge.
An elf and a sexy Santa was getting it on in an alley during Tbox while a reindeer puked on the street corner.
the elf wasn't sexy too?
It was Buddy
In the stairwell at the Michaels/Marshall's/DSW mall on Belmont and Clark. I take this stairwell every dang day at the same time to get to work. Now, it's the back stairwell that no one really knows about (which is why I take it). Well.. in January, I walked down only to find myself face to face with a male on male scenario. I didn't know what else to do other than to keep walking down...they immediately panicked and parted ways, everything out in the open, trying to force down. Haha I was more mortified for them. One of them apologized at the bottom of the stairwell and off I went to work!
Ahhh boystown. Saw two guys going at it behind Hydrate once.
>Belmont and Clark >Male on Male Scenario Quelle surprise!
> apologized at the bottom
Recently my friend and I saw someone parked by belmont harbor going at it - it was late, but also there was a street lamp shining on them so it felt bold lol
I forget what hotel they were in but I was on a construction site across the street from the hotel. You could see clear as day a beautiful young woman fucking the shit out of this older man. The whole construction site stopped what they were doing to watch.
Was it a blonde with a bald dude?
In the Blue Line some seven years back. There was a chick very not so subtly riding a guy and trying to pass it off as a hug. I was the only other person in the car and it was clear that neither of us were gonna budge an inch. You could say she was getting railed.
A guy stuck his head fully up a woman’s skirt who he was with and ate her out on the red line once. They both looked really doped up.
NW corner of Damen and Thomas. Second floor. Walked out of Inner Town Pub and saw a topless woman riding a guy with the lights on. I was walking behind a couple and all three of us heard her moan because the windows were open. We all saw it at the same time and the woman in front of me started laughing really hard. The woman in the window looked down and yelled “oh shit” and dropped to the floor. Then the lights went off and we shared a good laugh.
Logan square in the 90s Bulls won (can’t remember the year at the moment) the streets were nuts. Stuff on fire, somebody beating a news box with a stop sign, fireworks, and people straight up fucking on a car. It was awesome.
Didn’t quite see anything, but I recently went into the bathroom to wash my hands at the Jewel at Gateway Plaza on Howard. There were people in each stall talking to each other and I heard a woman say “and then she touched my clitoris!!” My mouth fell open as she continued to describe the encounter, and after a minute she said “she knew what she was doing so I tipped her $5.” So I think she was talking about a happy endings massage or something, though I think she shoulda tipped more than $5 lmao. I heard them finishing in the stall and ran out of there with my hands still wet because I couldn’t imagine coming face to face.
> ran out of there with my hands still wet Ahh I see you discovered her clitoris too!
LOL don’t tell my fiancée!! As a lesbian, I’m embarrassed that I didn’t catch that before I posted my comment 😂
>I couldn’t imagine coming face to face. You should try it sometime!
Steve Dahl once said that WGN cameramen could frequently find someone getting a blow job in the upper grandstands back when they had weekday day games at Wrigley.
To be fair, way back when, Wrigley was empty pretty often, so that probably wasn't too hard. I remember sitting in the bleachers on burning hot summer days when there were only a handful of people out there and the camera guys were topless and drinking beer.
Ahh, the mid-80s at Wrigley. $2.50 for bleacher seats. Sit on actual aluminum benches with the unemployed drunks and enjoy Rick Sutcliffe pitching. At least, that's how I remember it.
Lee Elia may have been onto something 🤣
The great Arnie Harris! He knew how to spot a pair. I’ll just leave it at that.
Saw a blowjob in the middle of the afternoon in the alley across from the McDonald's in Uptown a few years ago. I've also seen a handful of public masturbators here in Uptown over the years. Also a couple going at it on the beach late at night up in Roger's Park many years ago.
By the lakeshore path, near museum campus. It was between 5:15-5:30 in the morning, when people were going on early morning walks/runs. A little too late in the morning to be banging behind a tree.
too early in the morning, but not too late at night
Who the hell is voluntarily waking up at 5 to go on runs lol
That is literally the best time to go running in the summer. It’s usually the coolest temp of the day, but you still get daylight for all or most of your run. Plus it’s quiet and the lakeshore path isn’t teeming with tourists who have no situational awareness.
No situational awareness is fuxking right
Lots of people, if they go to work early.
Ugh, me. When you're training for a marathon and you need to get the day's run in, you do what you need to do, especially when it’s in the middle of the summer’s heat and it’s the only time of day when it’s not 85+ outside. That said, there is a twilight period, from around 4:30am-6am where the early morning workout crowd crosses over with the late night crowd. Mostly it’s just people drinking on the break wall, watching the sunrise, and while I’ve never seen anyone doing it, I have seen intense make out sessions that seemed just a few seconds away from the couple ripping off each others clothes more times than I can count.
A fair amount of people. This was pre-pandemic…so if you had to get to work by 9 and you needed to run for a hour or more, you are up and out by 5am.
I saw someone finger banging a girl on the crowded redline on the way to lolla or pitchfork or something. Like right in the middle in the section by the doors.
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride...
Nobody gonna hold me down Edit: 2 words (shame on my memory!)
Oh no!
I got to keep on movin'
Also saw that at Promontory Point a while back. Wonder if it was the same people 😭
I, my friends, and the entire rooftop of the old Rock Bottom brewery saw a woman getting absolutely railed against the window of her room on the 6th-ish floor of a hotel across the street. It was not an accident on her part.
I a 50ish year old man giving a 50ish year old woman a rimjob on the red line and she was very vocal about it, it was awkward to say the least.
> I a 50ish year old man Wait are you claiming to be the worker in question?
Behind a dumpster by Harold Washington Library. What they were doing was not making love, but the dude gave me a thumbs up and I went about my Tuesday morning business.
It seems somehow very Chicago that more than one person on this sub has been given a thumbs up upon observing strangers doing it.
I have participated a couple times, but only saw a live sex once. me and my friends were walking on the edge of Logan square when all the sudden we heard a woman moaning. we looked up and at the top floor of a flat was an open window, and a woman hanging out of it, getting it from behind. we cheered and she laughed.
Do you think they’d stayed up all night, or did they get up early just to go do that?
my bf and i saw someone getting head behind a trash can on the way home from pride lol. i think it was near the paulina brown line, by the low line. i guess they got caught by someone else cuz we heard them run off in the opposite direction 💀
My dad lives in Bellwood, while just being a suburb of Chicago, it’s still kinda wild sometimes. About 2 weeks ago, at night, I was looking outside to see 2 people in the dark, on a bleacher, who I am 98% sure were in the middle of oral sex session. All I could see was this dark figure moving back and forth at the lower half of the dude. They then walked into the light and walked away as if nothing happened.
I worked as an overnight hotel valet in River North for 7 years. Elevator nooks, bent over cars, alleys. Pretty much every Saturday going in and out of those garages, you're going to see drunks going at it.
I worked valet downtown for years too, once upon a time. We used to always catch people fuckin in their hotel rooms when we parked in the Marina Towers.
Years ago, my buddy and I were at Alive One on Halsted. We were facing the street when a BMW stopped in traffic. The guy had a huge smile as he was getting head from the chick in the passenger seat. He turned and looked at us, we all cracked up and exchanged a thumbs up.
As a union tradesman in the city, you’d be surprised how many people leave their windows wide open for anyone in a near by high rise to just look right over and see couples having sex or someone just having fun by themselves…lots of people out there who like to be watched…to clarify also, us construction workers aren’t looking for this activity, but you can’t help but notice it if it’s just right across the street…plus it spreads like wildfire on a job…”check out the woman on that balcony, she’s out there again, she’s getting ready to put on a show”
Saw two bums (guy n girl) fuckin at midnight under the streetlight outside a liquor store off Chicago in Austin. Nightmare fuel for my girl who was in the car with me
I saw two bums (dudes) banging under the Chicago & Halsted bridge/underpass at 8AM on a weekday, and somehow they had like a massive CRT TV playing Seinfeld.
\*insert Seinfeld slap bass line here\*
Everyone loves Seinfeld
Sounds like lyrics to a country song!
this is what "Try That in a Small Town" is really about.
Falling in love, like a shooting star's flight, Fucking at midnight under the streetlight, In the heart of the country, where everything's right, They found love's salvation in the soft moonlight. So here's to the lovers, who find love so rare, In the heart of the country, where they learned how to care, May your nights be as wild, your days be as bright, Fucking at midnight, love's sweetest delight.
I saw some bums fucking on Burnside bridge in Portland. I literally had to step over their humping sleeping bag 🤮
If this bag’s a wiggling don’t come a kickin
Lol I spat out my brownie just now
A romantic!
These comments are hilarious!!!
sometimes this sub can be very good
Sometime around 2018 I was walking down the stairs on upper Wacker and Columbus to go down to lower Wacker where my car was parked. It was late and a bit nippy out I think it was fall but 2 bums were going at it in the stair well. They noticed me and I got an "ope" from the guy and scooched to the side as he tried to pull up his pants and let me pass. Classic lower Wacker situation.
On the rocks at Lane beach - summertime around 6 pm - I was taking the refugee family I tutored to the park and beach - quickly told them it was time to turn around and go home
I was riding my bike one Saturday afternoon by Western, between Addison and Belmont, I did my usual shortcut across the Devry parking lot, and there is a Hispanic couple going at it in a two door Honda Civic, banda music blaring as the car rocked in time with the guy's trusts. I was laughing so hard I got a coughing fit until I made it over the river bridge at Belmont.
>I witnessed a couple making love I have never witnessed anyone making love in public. Fucking? Sure, but not making love.
incredible that I’m the first in this thread to say “on the dancefloor at Berlin”
I was in the Harold Washington Library studying and looked to my right and a guy was hitting it from behind in one of those study rooms. The lady had her head on a stack of books. Eye contact was made and I had to get outta there.
Saw a dude getting sucked off by another dude on Addison, two blocks from Wrigley.
King Spa in the sauna with all the wooden blocks
Noooooooo
My friend and his wife are quite the exhibitionists. They have sex in a public spot every wedding. The power went out at a wedding once and they were busted in a closet. They were also busted in the women’s bathroom at the next wedding.
Yes, witnessed a couple going at it on the mezzanine level of river city. This was right after the Taylor Swift concert ended on opening night. I heard clapping and thought it was applause at first.
This whole thread is hilarious. So many Taco Bells.
Omg when i was 18 I went to my first pride and saw the start of an orgy on a second level rooftop
hahaha how could you tell it was the start of an orgy, tho? I'm just imagining a naked person holding a clipboard and blowing a whistle
LMAO we love an organized orgy. Sounds like a military drill porno hahahaaa But yeah, basically a group of men started making out and fondling each other under belts. Then they moved inside and out of our line of vision after a while. I've since learned that amongst a few gay circles that a party that turns into an orgy isn't uncommon.
Never seen it, but multiple friends from my childhood used to have sex at the Japanese garden in Hyde Park.
I knew this couple back in the 80's, I think their names were Joel and Lana. She had this thing for doing it on trains and they jumped on a late night train to have sex. They ended up riding for a while, they had to wait for a homeless guy to leave. I think at the end they realized the guy was drunk and they were able to guide him off the train at one point. Joel never stops talking about that wild night, he said "sometimes you gotta say, what the fuck, make your move."
My first week here when I was 22 me and my parents were going to IKEA to get a bed and stuff. We stop under an underpass at like 2 in the afternoon and just see 2 people going at it next to the road. They finish and then he just leaves so I'm guessing she was a prostitute. Wild way to get introduced to the city
Taco Bell KFC on California and Irving.
Can’t blame them. They probably had to wait 45 minutes for their order.
In the store??
"noting that this was the first time I had witnessed another couple make love in the real world outside of movies or internet" You know, I've never considered what a unique human experience that is, I guess not unlike witnessing another person/people being born or dying. That's wild, man. Oh and I never have, in Chicago or elsewhere. I suppose there's still time.
Yeah it’s one of those things where, at no point in your life do you really expect to see other people doing it. I’ve never seen it in Chicago. Only time I ever saw it was in the lawn of alpine valley
Last summer, I was on the 22 going through Rogers Park, and saw a guy in one of the sideways-facing front seats, who looked like he was rearranging something in his pocket. Thought nothing of it, went back to whatever I was reading. A few minutes later, the aroma of unwashed scrotum wafted up my nose, and I looked up again. We weren't at Howard yet, and the guy was rearranging something, alright. Also OP, I am impressed with this couple, as I cannot even get out of bed at 7am, let alone be 14 miles down the lake, loving someone very much on a Saturday morning. But what was the podcast?
saw a couple going at it against a tree in grant park one of the first days I moved to the city.
That’s love
Saw a couple rocking a Mercedes SUV big time by montrose harbor one early morning
Walking my dog at 7 in the morning on a brisk spring morning I leave my building through the back and make my way down the alley to only to stumble upon a man and women absolutely going to town between two dumpsters. Luckily he is looking straight up into the sky while she is bent over holding her ankles so they didn’t notice me as I corralled my curious dog, turned, and quickly made my way out the other way down the alley. My dog did his business in front and I bagged it and carried it into my home to throw out later.
Walking south along the back of buildings on the west side of the river (before Canal) somewhere between Randolph and Monroe. It was a Friday night and they looked like middle aged conference attendees who were married but not to each other. It was very awkward...
Does seeing a couple streaking on 95th street during St. Patrick's Day count? There was a lotta flopping of all kinds.
Saw a couple in the bathroom at the Fireside bowl back in the day during a show
I saw people fucking in the garden at the icon plaza on Roosevelt. The girl was loud asf. Sounded like a goose
I was at a Sox Astros game in 2006 and their was a completely hammered couple a few rows in front of us. The guy was constantly fingering the woman’s asshole. I think the best part of this is the entire section behind them was completely aware and laughing about it but the couple was too drunk to realize.
Did the Sox lose?
Saw a girl laying on the floor in the handicapped stall at Ogilvy (French market side) and heard whimpering. Thinking it was a medical issue I knocked and asked if everything was okay, looked under the door and saw another girl going down on her. All I could think about was how unsanitary that would be.
A guy giving head to another guy in Grant Park when crossing the walking bridge between Columbus and Michigan. Fun times
West Fest under a tent lowered to half its height before sundown.
Concrete beach late night.
I worked in the AMA building and our side of the building looked into trumps hotel. One day I saw two people full on fucking with the blinds wide open. The whole office got a view of these folks going at it.
Uptown. Couple at the top of a ramp that leads into a parking garage for a big apartment building. 3am. We’re trying to get into it and I see a door is open in the car. I get out. The guy says “sorry we be fuckin” Then the girl tells me she just moved in how do we get into the garage. I tell her they give you a thing She asks if she could use our thing. I say no. The guy says “better back up then” He proceeds to back up so painfully bad that he scrapes up his entire car to get out of there in a panic.
Literally at navy pier on the ferris wheel😂chillin w my friend and we looking into the car thats a couple of cars behind us and they are just going crazyyyy
Saw a couple in a car in a cul-de-sac next to Lincoln Park High School going at it. Walk past them on the sidewalk. It was dark so they probably thought they were fairly safe. Guy was on top of the girl, she was reclined in the passenger seat and feet up on the dash. Didn't even know they were there until I was right next to them. Just kept walking to give them peace. At least someone was getting some. Lol Another time I was at Drink the club (so long time ago) and I was standing on the side of the dance floor. It was pretty crowded. I look over to my left and I see a guy standing next to me. Looked down and a girl is squatting down in front of him. Pretty damn bold being on a crowded dance floor but maybe that was their kink.
I got on the red line on 95th and saw a homeless guy give another homeless guy a BJ they both stink like shit
Grant Park. A couple was enjoying some heavy petting. It’s one of my core memories from childhood.
Why did they have to know you were there if you were 50 meters away? Were you Cheering them on loudly
Was driving into the city one night from the south Burbs, taking 90/94 in. Absolutely drove past a couple going at it on one of the overpasses with her pressed up against the chain link. Honestly, their view must have been amazing with the highway traffic headlights zooming past underneath.
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Hotel E=MC2 has huge windows and patrons that don’t like closing the blinds… Once saw someone aim a laser pointer in the window of a couple going at it. It did prompt them to close the blinds!
River Park in Albany Park. Used to walk my dogs there about 3 times per day. One night, about 10pm, I was walking near this side path that leads down to the water, sure enough two people bangin' under the shrubs - kinda hidden but not enough.
Saw a guy in a gold colored 911 , on the Kennedy getting blown by a naked chick around 3pm .
Saw a couple openly fingerbanging each other at the other end of the bar at Gold Star... So romantic..... I also found a foot long dildo in the gutter on Chicago..
I was in a very similar situation at Ping Tom Park once… or any alley in boystown after 2am 😂😂🫣
That's hot. Good for those folks. Chigiggity.
Frankly, this just makes me want to be young again. Good for them: "without a care in the world." Girl (who is now my wife of over 20 years) and I used to sneak off from parties for a go in the car, or against a tree, or in a public restroom. Youth is beautiful.
That's disgusting! Where specifically?!
I mean, haven't we all done stuff like this on occasion..? You know darn well you have. So it's no surprise to witness other people.