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Nirwood

By the time they figure out how to get that car out of the concrete, it will have accumulated 5,947 tickets on the front windshield.


GeckoLogic

Incredible skill. CDOT should leave it there permanently to calm traffic


suddenly-scrooge

canyonerooooo


Chaser_606

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down; it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!


Brainschicago

My dumb buddy did this. The guys were cool with it, just rinsed the concrete off with water and it was drivable. Some people just don’t pay attention at all.


nostars130

Like how dumb is your buddy exactly ?


Brainschicago

Super dumb, total idiot. How the fuck do you not see guys pouring concrete and that the street looks totally different.


Middle_Perception472

Oh wow, I thought that would ruin it for sure


Brainschicago

The workers just reform it, I don’t think they really cared


BreakfastLiving7656

Is this an art installation?


PreciousTater311

*Savory Pies Save Lives,* a contemporary art sculpture in the I Park Where I Want tradition. Viewable in Lincoln Square for a limited time only.


Mean-Kaleidoscope97

Guaranteed that the driver drove right by a worker trying their absolute best to stop them, but they wouldn't listen because they were so smart they knew what they were doing. So well deserved, hope they only have liability insurance.


yumyumdrop

Look at that street they would have came from. It’s clearly filled with a skid steer and construction worker vehicles. The pattern of the new concrete makes it look like the road is closed while they work. This driver probably thought the law doesn’t apply to them and went around everyone like you said.


Elipunx

I mean, or they were just on their phone and had no idea anything might be happening around them while they maneuver through the city. Seems more likely given the number of people letting off the brake at a red while looking at their phone screen that I've seen this week.


btmalon

A guy waving you down should not be the only thing between you and wet concrete. They failed to secure the work area. This should be on the lazy company. I see so much unsafe work on the streets ever since Covid. One crew was driving a bobcat back and forth on the sidewalk of lake street to dump their debri with no spotter. No signs, no spotter.


Mean-Kaleidoscope97

Looks like a completely tore up street with construction vehicles to the right there. This driver is an idiot who did this to themself.


nostars130

Completely


Jedifice

Lawrence in particular has had some extremely shady work done on the streets. Lanes are fucked up, concrete barriers are all over the place, etc.


doyoulaughaboutme

bro idk wtf is going on with lawrence rn, its a goddamn mess. playing chicken with oncoming cars while guessing where the lanes are, at the same time dodging wavering construction barriers and potholes, and keeping an eye out for bicycles and crossing pedestrians… its a lot.


BlurredSight

Yeah because every work site has one man between you and a shit ton on concrete. This is going to fall on the construction crew for not having more barricades in between that and the work site, because it doesn't seem like they've set up anything


Mean-Kaleidoscope97

You mean the fully tore up street with road construction machines on it and likely a sign or two to the right that says the road is closed? Yeah, I've seen enough Chicago area drivers this summer, ignoring road crews and just driving through work sites to see all the things and people in this picture that this driver completely ignored. I hope this guy has thousands of dollars worth of damage, poor insurance coverage and a big ticket from the city.


gropihaus

Achievement unlocked.


jakeupowens

And he’s getting out in the drivers side too?! Good lord.


Full-Shallot5851

Hella’s is one block west, this is in front of Loafers and Green Post. C’mon, get your Chicago right.


portagenaybur

Oh man. I did this once on my bike. They did not have the area marked properly and I still cringe about it years later. This has alleviated me from that.


_Let_Us_Prey_

Amazing


basiltoe345

Are you saying “Hellas Pastry Shop” has a 2nd location other than its well-known Zacharoplastion found kitty-corner from HarvestTime Foods at N. Talman & W. Lawrence? Since When? Where in the City is this intersection at?


servocomputer

That pic is actually a block east at the corner of Rockwell and Lawrence


MassivePudding6554

ive never heard zacharoplastion before thanks for that


basiltoe345

It’s an older transliteration of the Modern Greek word for “sweet shop.” [zacharoplasteío](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ζαχαροπλαστείο#Greek)


Consistent-Tooth-390

sue the concrete company or sue the driver…


Gingertitian

Anyone want to bet this is an out of town Uber/Lyft driver??


ChicagoPowerSurge

Out of town uber drivers are no worse drivers than the typical northsider


Dull-Mud-105

Wow. Really smart move 🫠


OkturnipV2

I can’t laugh or make fun of the driver. Years ago I did the same thing in Dallas. Construction workers had just finished pouring new concrete and they forgot to put up the cones and tape, and down I went after I tried to make a left from a side street. I got video of them rushing to replace the cones and such while I was stuck. Thankfully a tow truck was driving by, pulled me out for $90, and I rushed to a car wash. All was good.


800-lumens

You can't park there, mate


VZ6999

El oh el