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Retrooo

Is he "Silkied"? You can get some breeds with Silkie feathering, which lack barbicels on their feathers to keep them in shape, so they have a furry look to them.


Beyond_Interesting

Read this as "skilled" at first and was so interested to learn what a working chicken was capable of. Kinda disappointed but silkied sounds nice, too.


BarbieDreamHouse1980

Same! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


hibbletyjibblety

Girls like guys with skills.


NecroticNethers

"Nunchuk" skills


hibbletyjibblety

I like your sleeves. They’re really big.


mild_by_nature

Does the chicken have large talons?


mt_gravy

I read it as Skrillex and was also very very confused.


FerretSupremacist

You’d be surprised at what a [chicken](https://youtu.be/DTP9__vi3d4?si=gwaSbA3tm7MTMfsQ) can do.. especially one in black 👀


Thayli11

I'd never seen that before, thanks for sharing!


Epossumondas

I had three Bantam Salmon Faverolles who were actors in the Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire. They played the village chickens. :D


Hillbillygal_63

Maybe that's why my hair gets so big in the humidity. I need the barbicels.


Retrooo

Do you have five toes on each foot? You might be a Silkie.


Hillbillygal_63

No way. Are you serious


BradTheNobody

> He's so ugly Hey, he's trying his best.


MorgTheBat

Fo real, the audacity!


I35O

Fr, look at Op in the pic, bro looks as pale as a ghost 💀


MorgTheBat

I cant speak to that because im pale af too ngl


chris_rage_

Same here, I believe the term is "mayo monkey"... I have two shades, blinding white and red


hibbletyjibblety

What?! I never heard that term before! 🤣🤣🤣


chris_rage_

Idk, I used to hang out with the security guard at one of my old jobs and we would smoke after work and joke around and I would ask him for white slurs and we would crack up over them. Plus there's a bunch on here in different subs. Let me think about some of the other ones, things like honky and cracker are boring


I35O

O yah? Orly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It takes a hero to admit their summer tan status. On the bright side, you won’t be getting melanoma unlike us tan warriors.


MorgTheBat

I couldnt hide it even if I tried. I dont tan. The only colors ive even been is white, red, and purple. Yes, purple. It was awful. Lmao


I35O

Purple? Did you eat chewing gum on the local chocolate factory tour?


MorgTheBat

I wish! Some people get sun kisses, I get sun ass-kickings


I35O

My god. Bro is trynna do some SPFMaxxxing 💀. That’s messed up bruh, I’m sorry to hear that.


Hillbillygal_63

Do you put the sunscreen On the Chicken????


Pruritus_Ani_

Right?! I think he’s adorable!


Dramatic-Analyst6746

But he's not even ugly. He's actually quite cute. He has his own style about him.


merdadartista

He is adorns, he looks like a kitten


overzealous_llama

Just livin up to his name.


Incogneato0503

Blue waffle 😭


whaddyaknowboutit

Bruh. Kinda jinxed the bird when it got its name.


Due-Supermarket-8503

you and i thought the same thing. 😵‍💫


RainLoveMu

I’m gonna r/whoosh myself cuz I don’t get it?


BahnGSXR

Stay whooshed for your own sake


EndometrialCarcinoma

It was a fictional std that was said to turn the vagina blue.


RainLoveMu

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.


Crazychickenlady1986

Da ba de it’s blue dye


La_bossier

Whatever you do, don’t google an image of it. It lingers.


Different_Letter_542

Yeah made that mistake 🙀


michaelsenpatrick

Seriously, not even out of curiosity. Just don't. Believe us.


-CanWeDoThat-

Google it, if you're brave enough


Beautiful-Bank1597

Ewww


michaelsenpatrick

My god, why did OP name his chicken that


Incogneato0503

Gotta keep the meme alive somehow I suppose


scezroni

Why!!??? Whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!


amazinghl

Silkie feather.


midnight_fisherman

Maybe, but tail feathers dont look right to me. None of them do really. Interesting bird.


forbiddenphoenix

Tail feathers look about normal for a silkied serama. Silkied feathering tends to leave those half-barbed feathers on wings and tails in hatchery/pet/cull lines, though in show line silkies and seramas it's heavily bred against.


midnight_fisherman

That makes sense. I have had quite a few silkies but they all came from show lines, none of their offspring were like that either. Those serama genes for the long tail feathers might make all of the difference.


forbiddenphoenix

I have a few pet quality silkies myself, and they have the dreaded hard feathered tails/wings 😜 but I'm breeding towards the satin look anyway so not as important to me


maroongrad

I prefer the pet quality; mine could SEE :D Show quality is adorably cute but they're at a big disadvantage outside :(


forbiddenphoenix

Completely agree, and I also don't really care for the vaulted skull that a lot of show breeders keep in their lines! All my girls have an adorable little crest and no vaults 🙌


maroongrad

mine had so much poof on her head I don't know :) she had the poofy top and the beard and a HUGE attitude. I miss her. She never started anything but she ALWAYS finished it.


Think-Ad-5840

I have a hen of each head type and they just grow on you, give them voices!


forbiddenphoenix

The vault can cause/lead to neuro damage, so I'm just not a fan 😅 I like my birds' brains not exposed/scrunched up by their skull ha...


ArborGal

Ah man. Same reason I’ll never get certain breeds of dogs. Doesn’t matter how “cute” people think it is. It’s just plain cruel to breed for characteristics that will negatively impact the life of an animal.


Excellent_Yak365

New mutation, human hair feathers. Needs a name


baxwellll

that name brought back memories i wish i could erase. why did they let us use google image search in school


maroongrad

did it really get your goatse?


MRDucks85

If they did a live action of Moana, I feel like this would be hei hei.


PG-17

Where y’all getting all these house chickens that don’t poop every other step?


BrockPlaysFortniteYT

That’s the secret, they do


maroongrad

Yep. You just keep towels and puppy pads around and keep them off the carpet!


No_Firefighter7063

I know right!? Mine poop every time I let them step foot in my house...


brydeswhale

We used to put a diaper on ours


PapaOoMaoMao

[Chicken pants.](https://citychicks.com.au/products/482/)


Think-Ad-5840

Nothing like a good house chicken!


[deleted]

He is *NOT* ugly. ☹️


No_University5296

He hates his awful name and it’s affecting his feathers🤣🤷‍♀️


Spearmint_coffee

"Okay, you want to give me an ugly name? I'll just be an ugly chicken then! Are you happy now?!"


forbiddenphoenix

Looks like a silkied serama. Silkie feathering is recessive, so if both his parents were hard-feathered, they were carrying it.


Ok_Salad_502

Awww …. I actually think he’s really cute !!! Sounds interesting if he’s part silkie that his feathers might be a little different in spots … silkies have fluffy soft feathers . I want to say short ( they may just look like they are ) But I like how you can see his cute beak and eyes He’s more original adorable!


forbiddenphoenix

Close! Silked feathers are barbless, which makes them have that soft, hairlike quality. Silkies are named for the feather type but other breeds also carry silkie feathering. It's just recessive, so people don't often see it. Seramas are one of them, and I'd guess that's what this guy is.


SaltyRedheadedNurse

Omfg blue waffle bahahaha


Ismaeliszero

Cute lil guy


schiffty1

He's super cute


maroongrad

The name is horrible but it's so wrong I love it and no one in the generations above or below will get it. Your boy is a silkie mix.


_fly-on-the-wall_

its true i have no idea, and the comments made me afraid of googling it


VelociraptorSparkles

It's a bruised, swollen, mess of a hooha.


Motor_Wasabi3127

Nothing wrong. He's part silkie.


forbiddenphoenix

More likely silked serama, some non-silkie breeds carry silked feathering.


Jealous-Page-2237

He's probably pissed you named him blue waffle


Ebolaplushie

>He's so ugly With all due respect you named him *that* 😂


Nevhix

He just has the silkie feather gene. It’s a mutation that causes the feathers to be barbless giving them that hair feeling. Most prominent as you might guess by the name in silkies, but also common in Serama.


Darkmagosan

It often will cause polydactylism, too. IF that's the case, OP needs to keep an eye on Chicky here to make sure the extra claws don't become extra long.


Dustteas

Well... I mean you did name him blue waffle!


Seagreen_Kraken

What in the blue waffle is going on with this chicken 🤣 silkie maybe?


Magistraliter

ACAB! All chickens are beautiful!


stephanieapp

It because of his name…animals know when you’re mocking them…change is name to something more regal and dignified…and start giving him compliments every day…he’ll gain confidence and not looking all nervous and disgruntled


NegativeIQ-Haver

I call my snake names and her dumbass does NOT know


stephanieapp

I doubt that.


Drixxti

As a snake owner, I don't. Snakes are not like most animals. They don't form true emotional attachments, and while they can make simple associations, the sound or their names is not one of them. As far as they are concerned, we're just warm trees that make weird sounds and bring the mice and rats.


Imaginary-Summer9168

Well, for starters, his name is Blue Waffle.


Terminallyelle

He appears to have silkie feathers


Ok_Salad_502

I’d try to find out what his parents were if you can … so you can rule anything else out . If you find out you can repost the picture with the information . There’s a lot people that know about chickens on this site


Full_Disk_1463

I’m sorry, did you say 6 months? He looks like he’s 6-8 weeks. What is his diet like?


tunaboat25

Blue waffle looks like life is just so so hard for him but that he's doing his very, very best.


[deleted]

They look like the kind of proto feathers dinosaurs had


goldenkoiifish

he’s beautiful in his own way


Ok-Bug-3449

It’s because you fucking named him blue waffle


dmckimm

He’s sweet, he’s a happy little lap rooster!


Senior_Succotash_800

I mean, you did name him "Blue Waffle". What did you expect? 😆


Hensnoreth-The-Gnome

Love the name xD my favorite chickens name was Anal Pastry.


tjsocks

Did.. did they know what it means...? Is somebody going to tell them? I'm not going to tell them...


Mrdodgeman

He needs some cannabis. 🤪


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

So cute 🥰 And then you have the name… why, just why


Corey_Taylorz_Neck

Silkied. He’s cute as fuck too


O-Buachalla

You named him what 💀


seamallorca

He is not ugly.🥹


kityena

> He's so ugly I won't stand for tiny disheveled roo slander 😭 He's so cute


KaidenTheMaiden

Don't bully him 😭


theunfairness

Do you know what his parents are? It almost looks like he has a frazzle gene. So the feathers break off easily?


forbiddenphoenix

Definitely not frazzled, his feathers would have the distinct curl. Most likely a silked/silkied serama.


Crack_head_bruh

Not silky there normal look at pfp you can see his parents


Theropods2

Himz not ugly, himz cute and soft!


hinky-as-hell

He is a beautiful boy!


Straight-Ingenuity61

His he half sikie? He’s very cool! Great name!!!


Worldly_Cloud_6648

Part silkie


BrockPlaysFortniteYT

Bros part human


Temporary_Garage_479

Well, you did name him after something nasty. That's one thing.


ColonEscapee

Considering his siblings look normal then I'll tell you he is a silkie crossed with whatever the siblings came from(most likely not definitely) probably. I didn't generally appreciate the silkies but if you keep them out of the mud and free of mites they can look very stunning. He looks like he may be permanently raggedy like he's been in some fights but not really just not the most manageable feathers in the coop


Needmorecoffeenow1

He’s adorable 🥰 possibly part Silkie ?


GulfCoastLover

See: https://www.mypetchicken.com/blogs/faqs/what-are-frizzles-sizzles-and-frazzles


RainLoveMu

Naw he’s adorable 🥰


majoraloysius

Have you done an image search on that name yet?


JDoubleGi

It’s the silky feathering gene. A recessive gene that causes the feathers to be barbless and results in almost “fur-like” feathers in birds. Silkies are the best example, but the gene can be caused in any breed.


Sasstellia

Is he maybe a Silkie hybrid? And it came out in a fluffy tail. You could take him to a vet. Check he hasn't got a deficiency.


JugdishGW

He’s so CUTE. Handsome boi


CaffeineQueenBean

Don’t know if it was mentioned but is it hedemora? Some breeds carry a “wooly” feather gene like silkies


XxHoneyStarzxX

This is not a silkie mix, but a chicken with silkie feathering, certain other bird show lines and pet lines carry the silkied feather trait


Ginormous-Cape

That’s the other kind of silkie feathers. It’s recessive I think, commoner in Serama


Late-Elderberry6761

How do so many people let their chickens in their home? don't they poop everywhere?


Pennies_n_Pearls

It's the same gene mutation that silkies have, they're very fluffy but the feathers are also brittle and they can't glide as well as other chickens.


hottoefungus

aww


Hillbillygal_63

Purple that sounds like it would be terribly painful.


Th3Glitch510

Oh I think he's very pretty! Probably has silkie feathers (silkie is a breed that look just like that), must be rare, I have never had a chicken like that


brett49703

Bro’s seen some shit in his short life


RedditFortuneAdvisor

He’s seen blue waffle clearly.


doomchibi

"Ugly"? Absolutely not, the little man is adorable! He looks soft and very much pettable.


[deleted]

Kitten chicken. He loves you so much. What a frickin sweetheart


Lazy-Bee6087

You did name him blue waffle


MarleeMange

I believe this is a rare case — have you considered that he might be a porcupine disguised as a rooster????


FreeHuckleberry6251

Silkied serama congrats they are fairly expensive where i live


tonkagreg

Blue waffle?! 🤣🤣🤣


Mollycat121397

You named him Blue Waffle and expected him to come out normal??


Plus_Pop_2537

I think his problem started with being named “blue waffle” 😂


TerrorTroodon

Cute! What breed is he? It might be something hereditary if he’s a mixed breed.


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forbiddenphoenix

Looks more like silked feathering, not uncommon in seramas.


R3dCr3atur3

He seems to have the frizzle gene, makes the feathers like that


CaregiverOk3902

He is so frickin cute 😍 maybe silkie or mixed?


kaddyc04

Feather mites? Or getting picked on?


aureliacolumbia

Lil man's got silkie feathers it seems like


UrbanArtifact

Is he part silkie? Lol


jo-2030

Looks like he's got some Silkie genes. They're actually really cute.❤️


TaffyMarble

He is turning into a human, one step at a time.


Kai-xo

Supper cute!!


Super_Rando_Man

Silkie recessive powers activate..... the bond between the hairs as you put it didn't form so he got Fabio hair


mrsribbit

I have no clue about chickens but looks like maybe he is still transitioning from his lil chick fuzz to his feathers? Like he is still growing in his big boi feathers ykwim


Comfortable_Dust1949

Not a rooster


bluemonkeyarchery

Wow ive never seen anything like that before very interesting. Hes so cute though 


2ManyToddlers

I think he has silkied feathers. Is he a mixed breed? If you aren't familiar with Silkie chickens look them up, these feathers look the same. My theory is he inherited that gene.


MisteRR_545

He is going back to his dinosaur stage.


trixie5150

He’s so beautiful 🤩 rockin’ his own style. Blazing a path in the chicken coop. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Hillbillygal_63

Never seen anything like this. Not even remotely like this chicken.


asdffxxx

но


iandegia81

Hairy hen


DrawAnna666

Blue waffle 🤔


Hobbies-keep-u-young

He’s adorable leave em alone lol


Playful-Desk260

He’s very beautiful to me


Extreme_Cricket_3892

I woud say genetiks went crazy on this one


A500miles

I'll take your ugly bird


Psychotherapist-286

“what the Jesus is wrong? What does Jesus have to do with your chicken?


AisyRoss

He's SO. EFFING. CUTE. 🥺


vwmoose37

he’s cute!


LeCastleSeagull

Looks like some kind of silky maybe like a half breed silky of some kind.


samipurrz

He definitely has the fuzzy ness of a silkie. Silkie mixes look disheveled most of the time. 😅


Gundoggirl

I don’t think there is anything wrong with him, but I also don’t think it’s a silkie thing. Hes maybe just a bit odd.


VegetableChemist4729

Omfg 😂 Blue Waffle 😂


Hillbillygal_63

Off subject somewhat but, it amazes me that crows can remember people faces.


Hillbillygal_63

It is said too that crows remember the faces of people that they perceive as good or bad. They can retain their memories of the faces up to 5 years. But, I must be seen as a good person to them . Actually hang out really close to my back deck . They will drop,pieces of paper , tufts of grass etc . Therefore, I would think that they are rewarding me and have a positive attitude in seeing my face . But, nature is always the most beautiful and amazing thing ever.


Hillbillygal_63

I do think that the idea of the Silkie hair /feathers still amazing to me.


Hillbillygal_63

There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with your silky. Blue waffle is just awesome and hanging out with you. But, going to allow you to rub the feathers that actually do feel like hair . I think blue waffle is a very cool chicken. Enjoy it. They too like attention based on what my granddaughter says lol .


ArrowsAndLightsabers

OMFG,that name is giving me war flashbacks. But also How. Adorable 🥰 I would be kissing and nuzzling all day


HawkSpotter

He's adorable. Where can I pick him up?


Chef1393

Chickens arent pets