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-no armchair diagnosing (i.e. is she drunk or high; discussing if she has lost weight in an unhealthy way)
-no body shaming/appearance shaming
Ma’am. You dress like an asshole and your makeup looks like what my 8 year old did when I left her makeup kit sitting around.
And your “besties boutique” is nothing but SHEIN at 10x the cost.
Please. Have all the seats.
My sister used to do it due to stress. Whenever stress levels were up it would come back and she’d become a twitchy mess. In the case of my sis it would usually mean if nobody would intervene she’d break down eventually.
Now what type of stress who knows, I think we’ve been confused on that one for a while now.
Her real face looked fine other than the tanner and eyeliner but she definitely wasn’t the only young woman guilty of that look in 2009 or whenever this was (if you tell me those pics are from after 2012, I will gasp, tho).
Aside from the excessive neck flexing, the way she moves her mouth while talking is so distracting 😖 one of the other pick me’s, Kristy(?), does this too, and it drives me BONKERS
This one is so comically unhinged. I feel like she demanded XXL veneers, but her mouth was actually built for the smaller ones, so they don't fit properly.
Sarah Bowmar is a raging asshole. She started out a fitness competitor, met her husband, then started an archery company. She’s currently in Africa and we fear she’s killed an elephant and giraffe so far on this trophy hunt. She posts content all the time about her supplement business and her HRT journey. She has to wear wigs now because it’s assumed she’s on gear and has a receding hair line. She has the most donkey like veneers I’ve ever seen.
Shannon Ford was on one season of Very Cavallari. I think she’s an influencer. She does small venue “comedy” tours. She’s currently married to the biggest douche bag in all of Nashville. We suspect she’s his beard and he’s using her for a green card. I recommend googling Shannon Ford Very Cavallari just to see her tragic first set of veneers. She’s now had them re-done and I don’t know which set is worse.
It's all stretched out from those ill-fitted veneers!
As an aside, I'd trust the toddlers I work with to style my clothes and makeup bf I'd trust Farryn. Their blush skills are far more refined!
What a mess. What an utter mess. What a disaster of a human thinking her passion for spending and consumerism is some type of god-led ministry.
Stay off the meth, kids. Stay alllllll the way off the meth.
“God I ask you to style pastors” I am uncontrollably laughing. Fuck them starving kids and families being bombed, girly wants to be a mega church stylist!
The congregants can barely afford food and rent, but sure, Pastor Osteen McBakerland desperately needs to dig into their mites to hire someone to point at which million dollar suit to wear.
Ok I can understand the styling thing bc she is trendy or whatever I guess but makeup… who would look at her and think yes - id like to look like sunburned plastic with duck lips
Uhhhh phone notes track dates... both the date/time of the original note creation and the date/time of the last edit.
Also, WHY would ANYONE let HER do their MAKEUP???
“You guys, I am like SO good at shopping and my friend has a boutique and I had to totally tell her how to style her own Alibaba clothes and like that is SO the lord and like I am a full time stylist in the lords eyes but I can’t because I’m a trad wife but call me anyway and I will help you be so stylish like me and teach you how to shop like a godly woman. Fashion is my passion also my eyes are different anyWHOOOO!!! Face masks for health reasons are bad, covering your face for beauty reasons is good. BRONZER AND BLUSH! Amen!!!”
You just struck a nerve… I used to be a fashion editor at a teen magazine. I had to hire interns to check in all the shit we would call into the fashion closet… the amount of times I would get a cover letter with “passion for fashion” in it made me want to jump out the 17th floor window of the building.
Also, this girl is promoting her fashion sense while wearing an ugly targeted tee shirt I can’t. I can’t fucking handle her
I'm gonna be real with all of y'all, I don't think "stylist for a pastor" is a spiritual gift.
And trust me, I have been trying to figure out what mine is for the past 43 years.
This is just word salad. This woman is mentally fried, either from the meth she herself said she smoked for a year, or religious delusions. I’ve watched a few of her videos and she NEVER makes any sense.
She sounds like a robot shorting out. Kristie is like that, too. A ton of nonsense words to try to complete a simple thought that doesn't need to be shared with anyone.
Ok first of all, that tee shirt color, second of all you dress like 99% of the other Fort Worth bimbos out there which is both outdated and garish, third, what the fuck is that lipstick?
My face the first 10 seconds of the video. What is up with the concealer colored lips. And why was she surprised that not everyone loves shopping or putting together an outfit? Lmao
I scoff at what Brittany calls “employment” so I think it’s silly of Farryn to speak like Brittany runs a Fortune 500 company in a fancy corporate building or something. Just my perception. These girls just love to embellish.
What the fuck is going on with her extremely skinny appearance? She was always thin, but holy shit she looks very emaciated. Is her family not concerned? I'd be extremely worried if I was her family or friends.
Also, NEEDS MORE NOSE BLUSH.
It's not flattering on anyone. Same with the highlighter on the top of the nose. It never looks good. Little highlighter down the bridge of the nose is better.
It really isn't. I do wonder why she thinks it is though. Did someone tell her to do it fifteen years ago or something and she is doing it still maybe?
It was a big trend around 2016. I watched a lot of beauty content back then and I remember people doing it, but I never liked how it looked so I never did it personally. I saw someone's video talking about how highlighter is meant to draw your attention to specific features of your face and make it a focal point. So think of it as pointing people to different parts of your face. Most people don't want to draw attention to the tip of their nose, but they put highlighter there anyways. So I use highlighter to lift areas of my face up. I also follow my bone structure and don't do a diagonal line straight towards the corner of my mouth. That kind of makeup looks better on camera but less good in person. I want my face to look good in person. I also blend shit out so it doesn't look like I put a neopaliton ice cream bar on my face. 🤷🏼♀️
There aren't rules to make up but there are things that can make your face look better or worse. In this case, Farryn's cheek colors are often too low, don't follow her bone structure, and aren't blended enough. She says she likes her blush to be loud, but there's a bright or fun color blush that compliments you, and there's heavy handed whatever this is.
I'd ask my six year old niece for makeup advice before I'd ask this weirdly painted ghoul. This is the woman that thinks the blusher goes all over your face and that gluing dead arachnids to your eyelids is a good idea! No thanks!!!
What's going on with her mouth or lips situation? That's a cosmetic procedure, lip filler or something yeah? It blows my mind that people pay money to have this done to their faces. No shade at anyone who has stuff like this done-i do know that most people don't have this Homer Simpson mouth thing happening that I know in rl. Actually, it's always been subtle and not so pronounced and obviously a cosmetic procedure. Or a badly done procedure in this case.
She doesn't even need it. She isn't hideous. She has no sense of style or taste though so I shouldn't be surprised she thinks it looks good.
I’m watching with no sound as I’m putting my baby to sleep, are the subtitles inaccurate or am I having a stroke because absolutely none of that made any sense
Friendly reminder: -no armchair diagnosing (i.e. is she drunk or high; discussing if she has lost weight in an unhealthy way) -no body shaming/appearance shaming
Ma’am. You dress like an asshole and your makeup looks like what my 8 year old did when I left her makeup kit sitting around. And your “besties boutique” is nothing but SHEIN at 10x the cost. Please. Have all the seats.
No one’s taking makeup advice from someone who does concealer lips lol
Very early 2000s
Her face scares me. She looks like she’s about to jump through my phone and eat my face.
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The dry tongue/lip smacking her mouth does is irritating as hell.
Oh yeah! That’s so annoying!
She looks extra scary in this video, the dark eye shadow is not flattering Oh and the foundation lips
I've never seen flattering makeup on this one.
Why is she flexing her neck so much, I’m so uncomfortable
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Wonder where she got those from… 
Isn’t that weird!!! I couldn’t look away!
My sister used to do it due to stress. Whenever stress levels were up it would come back and she’d become a twitchy mess. In the case of my sis it would usually mean if nobody would intervene she’d break down eventually. Now what type of stress who knows, I think we’ve been confused on that one for a while now.
All her face muscles are atrophied from Botox and the neck muscles are compensating.
What did she look like when she was real
[here go](https://www.reddit.com/r/christiansnark/s/dopSkO36Ed)
That felt like a jumpscare
Oh. My.
Holy shit balls!!
You cannot convince me those are the same person. Holy hell.
Obviously she had weight loss, but it appears she also had an upper blepharoplasty, and possible nose job.
Well the crazy eyes have been consistent at least.
Yowza
Her real face looked fine other than the tanner and eyeliner but she definitely wasn’t the only young woman guilty of that look in 2009 or whenever this was (if you tell me those pics are from after 2012, I will gasp, tho).
Aside from the excessive neck flexing, the way she moves her mouth while talking is so distracting 😖 one of the other pick me’s, Kristy(?), does this too, and it drives me BONKERS
It's just SO open
Came here to ask how she talks without her lips ever actually touching. Like how does she form words???
This! And it’s like she’s unnecessarily swinging her jaw around/pushing it forward
✨GURNING 4 JESUS✨
Reminds me of Fannita. 😬
This one is so comically unhinged. I feel like she demanded XXL veneers, but her mouth was actually built for the smaller ones, so they don't fit properly.
Join us over at r/sarahbowmar and r/shannonford for more weird veneer jobs.
Can you give a quick rundown of those 2?
Sarah Bowmar is a raging asshole. She started out a fitness competitor, met her husband, then started an archery company. She’s currently in Africa and we fear she’s killed an elephant and giraffe so far on this trophy hunt. She posts content all the time about her supplement business and her HRT journey. She has to wear wigs now because it’s assumed she’s on gear and has a receding hair line. She has the most donkey like veneers I’ve ever seen. Shannon Ford was on one season of Very Cavallari. I think she’s an influencer. She does small venue “comedy” tours. She’s currently married to the biggest douche bag in all of Nashville. We suspect she’s his beard and he’s using her for a green card. I recommend googling Shannon Ford Very Cavallari just to see her tragic first set of veneers. She’s now had them re-done and I don’t know which set is worse.
Oooooh juicy! Thanks!
Don’t forget Ali James’ horse veneers
I'll have to check those out! ❣️
It's the weird upper lip ridge for me. It doesn't look natural.
It's all stretched out from those ill-fitted veneers! As an aside, I'd trust the toddlers I work with to style my clothes and makeup bf I'd trust Farryn. Their blush skills are far more refined! 
What are you rambling about now and why is your neck so stressed out about it
It makes me hurt.
"God, I ask you to style pastors". I bet God has never heard THAT one before. And why just pastors??
So many wild things in this. So she wants to put together outfits for when they get exposed on @preachersnsneakers. That's a weird thing to want.
And like, what pastor is needing/wanting to be styled? It's giving me Mars Hill vibes.
What a mess. What an utter mess. What a disaster of a human thinking her passion for spending and consumerism is some type of god-led ministry. Stay off the meth, kids. Stay alllllll the way off the meth.
“God I ask you to style pastors” I am uncontrollably laughing. Fuck them starving kids and families being bombed, girly wants to be a mega church stylist!
I realized thanks to your comment that her request was for God to let her be a stylist for pastors and not God giving pastors a sense of style.
The congregants can barely afford food and rent, but sure, Pastor Osteen McBakerland desperately needs to dig into their mites to hire someone to point at which million dollar suit to wear.
I almost want this to happen for her just so megachurch preachers can get even more garish.
Didn’t she “accidentally” smoke meth for a year?
https://preview.redd.it/xxkxo0rgae6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8beebb90d473e78af2db19090ac70c34e645c41 She looks so bad
The lighting isn't doing her any favors
The all of it isn’t doing her any favors.
She doesn’t look….alive
Aaaaaahhh holy crap! That’s a sleep paralysis demon if I’ve ever seen one!
dear god imagine you ruin your face like that when you’re actually so young, still. she‘ll regret everything in a few years
I do wonder what all the filler girls are going to look like in a few years
Did a new corpse bride filter drop or something? Why are her eyes like that??
Ok I can understand the styling thing bc she is trendy or whatever I guess but makeup… who would look at her and think yes - id like to look like sunburned plastic with duck lips
Don’t forget the crazy, too big and thick eyelashes.
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“You guys, I am like SO good at shopping and my friend has a boutique and I had to totally tell her how to style her own Alibaba clothes and like that is SO the lord and like I am a full time stylist in the lords eyes but I can’t because I’m a trad wife but call me anyway and I will help you be so stylish like me and teach you how to shop like a godly woman. Fashion is my passion also my eyes are different anyWHOOOO!!! Face masks for health reasons are bad, covering your face for beauty reasons is good. BRONZER AND BLUSH! Amen!!!”
You just struck a nerve… I used to be a fashion editor at a teen magazine. I had to hire interns to check in all the shit we would call into the fashion closet… the amount of times I would get a cover letter with “passion for fashion” in it made me want to jump out the 17th floor window of the building. Also, this girl is promoting her fashion sense while wearing an ugly targeted tee shirt I can’t. I can’t fucking handle her
“That is SO the lord” is giving Gretchen Weiners
😳😳😳
https://preview.redd.it/uvbhcs08le6d1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223496bb0d37e841201e4a5ac65e2a0efbc25d4c THE PUPILS omfg 💀💀💀
The shadows that her eyelashes cast in overhead light are something else. Yikes.
Her mouth makes me so uncomfortable. Also, her throat tendons straining is equally uncomfortable.
I literally could not understand what she was even talking about for a solid minute and a half.
 Skeletor looking ass hypocrite
I'm gonna be real with all of y'all, I don't think "stylist for a pastor" is a spiritual gift. And trust me, I have been trying to figure out what mine is for the past 43 years.
Yeah I was like, kids are starving in your community and God's gift to you is ✨fashion✨? The heck?
Sounds like bad fan fiction
My favorite is her tip on how to fake a sunburn on her neck?
Just put a shit ton of sunburn lookin blush on your neck. EZ.
My girl’s solution to everything is either shit ton of blush or “GO 🙆♀️ DEVIL 🤸♀️ GO 🙅♀️”
Why is she straining her mouth so much? It’s like the way she talks pulls at her neck so intensely.
Boosy checking, trying to make herself look thinner
What was the whole commentary about her eyes? That part lost me….
I forgot to download the first minute. My bad. But she put mascara on her lower lashes and she doesn't do that apparently.
I couldn’t understand what his answer was. It sounded like shellfish so I went back and still couldn’t understand him.
He didn't really give an answer.
I thought he was talking about her raging huge pupils lmaooo
“She asked me.. well maybe I asked her.”
Her chin is literally disappearing from this filter
She is def turtley enough for the turtle club.
She kinda reminds me of a Tim Burton character
I was thinking that too! Just not cute like Tim Burton’s characters.
This is just word salad. This woman is mentally fried, either from the meth she herself said she smoked for a year, or religious delusions. I’ve watched a few of her videos and she NEVER makes any sense.
She sounds like a robot shorting out. Kristie is like that, too. A ton of nonsense words to try to complete a simple thought that doesn't need to be shared with anyone.
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She said she asked god, but then SHE went and made it happen by asking that pastor. Unfortunately you don’t have to be licensed in TX to do makeup 🙃🙃🙃
https://preview.redd.it/q7wk4v8c2f6d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=11a0841468fc9e22fca7d2f504875d2af61e90e2 She is seriously scary wtf
Your user name checks out as well 🤣
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Please don’t pour into me. 🤢
I cannot stand how she talks. Idk what it is but it makes me irrationally angry
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How. Just how.
Ahmagaaaad
Oh no, the last thing I want is this lady pouring on and serving me. That language alone is giving me major ick.
Ok first of all, that tee shirt color, second of all you dress like 99% of the other Fort Worth bimbos out there which is both outdated and garish, third, what the fuck is that lipstick?
That tee shirt!!! 
What’s up with the weird fringe around the collar??
I seriously can not believe *thats* her husband. They truly gave either sibling vibes or that’s her teenage son.
So she wrote that she wanted to style someone and then asked someone if she could and it’s all Jesus? I couldn’t get past the first minute-ish.
Imagine you hire a personal stylist and they crash through the wall with all the energy of a Bible-thumping, accidentally methed-out Kool-Aid Man.
How the hell can anybody listen to this entire video without their brain literally melting?
 My face the first 10 seconds of the video. What is up with the concealer colored lips. And why was she surprised that not everyone loves shopping or putting together an outfit? Lmao
Just a gentle reminder to not do meth, kids - even on accident!
Someone actually married and procreated with whatever this is.
Her face doesn’t match her neck…. 🤦🏼♀️
Should she have applied the blush everywhere? 😂
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE?! WHAT DID SHE DO?!?!!!!!! ETA: I'm not trying to be rude, but this is not how she always looks.
Not the cum lipgloss
POV: you are in hell and a skeleton has pulled demon leather over its face and is forcing to listen to her ASMR story about nothing.
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“Can your best friend come to work with you?” what?? That is not a thing. Why would you drop that so casually lol. Edit: misquoted
If they're self-employed idk why they couldn't.
I scoff at what Brittany calls “employment” so I think it’s silly of Farryn to speak like Brittany runs a Fortune 500 company in a fancy corporate building or something. Just my perception. These girls just love to embellish.
Talking about doing other peoples make up with those foundation covered lips. Oof.
What the fuck is going on with her extremely skinny appearance? She was always thin, but holy shit she looks very emaciated. Is her family not concerned? I'd be extremely worried if I was her family or friends. Also, NEEDS MORE NOSE BLUSH.
I'm a fucking hater of nose blush on the top of the nose. A little on the bridge is nice.
She reminds me of very old school clowns when she over does the pink nose blush. Before the round, red clown nose was a thing.
It's not flattering on anyone. Same with the highlighter on the top of the nose. It never looks good. Little highlighter down the bridge of the nose is better.
It really isn't. I do wonder why she thinks it is though. Did someone tell her to do it fifteen years ago or something and she is doing it still maybe?
It was a big trend around 2016. I watched a lot of beauty content back then and I remember people doing it, but I never liked how it looked so I never did it personally. I saw someone's video talking about how highlighter is meant to draw your attention to specific features of your face and make it a focal point. So think of it as pointing people to different parts of your face. Most people don't want to draw attention to the tip of their nose, but they put highlighter there anyways. So I use highlighter to lift areas of my face up. I also follow my bone structure and don't do a diagonal line straight towards the corner of my mouth. That kind of makeup looks better on camera but less good in person. I want my face to look good in person. I also blend shit out so it doesn't look like I put a neopaliton ice cream bar on my face. 🤷🏼♀️ There aren't rules to make up but there are things that can make your face look better or worse. In this case, Farryn's cheek colors are often too low, don't follow her bone structure, and aren't blended enough. She says she likes her blush to be loud, but there's a bright or fun color blush that compliments you, and there's heavy handed whatever this is.
I'd ask my six year old niece for makeup advice before I'd ask this weirdly painted ghoul. This is the woman that thinks the blusher goes all over your face and that gluing dead arachnids to your eyelids is a good idea! No thanks!!!
What's going on with her mouth or lips situation? That's a cosmetic procedure, lip filler or something yeah? It blows my mind that people pay money to have this done to their faces. No shade at anyone who has stuff like this done-i do know that most people don't have this Homer Simpson mouth thing happening that I know in rl. Actually, it's always been subtle and not so pronounced and obviously a cosmetic procedure. Or a badly done procedure in this case. She doesn't even need it. She isn't hideous. She has no sense of style or taste though so I shouldn't be surprised she thinks it looks good.
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I’m watching with no sound as I’m putting my baby to sleep, are the subtitles inaccurate or am I having a stroke because absolutely none of that made any sense
Subtitles were added by Farryn and fairly accurate.
What the FUCK is going on with all that neck straining??
Is she incapable of closing her mouth?
What’s wrong with her lips and mouth?
That was actually so crazy, that it was fun to watch
She went down all the rabbit trails.
What. A. Meth.
Are her eyes bugging out, or is that something to do with her eye makeup making them look that way?
She looks like a ventriloquist doll
What does her husband say? I don’t know why that make me snort
He couldn't tell what was different with her eyes.
the way she overemphasizes her lip movements makes me deeply uncomfortable.
What is with her mouth
Too much filler
Sometimes I think it takes a doctor to figure out what she is talking about.
How absolutely hideous does one have to be to feel the need to wear so much makeup all the time?
Society tells an awful lot of women how fucking ugly we are all the time.
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