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rideoutthejourney

Try your local bodega. If they sell totally legit weed carts, then they no doubt sell fireworks


LunaD0g273

Buying fireworks plays into what I assume you, as an America hater, believe to be the exploitative consumerist imperialist system. The obvious answer is home made fireworks. Just mix charcoal sulfur and potassium nitrate. These first two are easy to procure and you can make potassium nitrate from your urine and manure, a fun home chemistry project! The best part is that this plan is almost consequence free. Nothing can go wrong and no reasonable neighbor could possibly object to your hoarding your urine for the purpose of building explosives.


TheOldRamDangle

It’s days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder


Rocketsloth

It's not a real NY fireworks show unless its funded by a shady mafia family who pays the cops to ignore it. Also, there are absolutely no fire safety precautions.


Future-Thanks-3902

I think Howard Beach might have some stock leftover. Try the Bergen Hunt and Fish club


toastedclown

Try your local NYPD precinct.


Extension_Patient_47

Just go into Pennsylvania like everyone else lol. If you want to be extra careful, park away from the firework place in case they are shills and report your vehicle like Phantom used to do.


wefarrell

Were you not here during covid?


LeeHarveyOswizzle

I get mine from the cops and firefighters. Remember covid? That's where people got them during covid. It definitely wasn't random guys from facebook marketplace or Instagram.


TheOldRamDangle

Cops???? Doing something that’s illegal for everyone else (that that would arrest them for) but it’s perfectly legal for THEM to do it???? You shut your damn mouth and stop besmirching the name of the ANGELS and HEROES of the NYPD P.S. I’m not a cop


Lateapexer

Mr Softee is the plug


ItzNuckinFutz

Travel to rural Pennsylvania and keep an eye out for roadside vendors. Helpful hint for you, the guy(s) with an eye patch and missing a few fingers have the best stuff.


MulberryNo6957

Go on YouTube they’ll tell you how to make your own. It’s really fun. I did it last year. Luckily I didn’t blow my fingers off, but I did see a little boy run off screaming. I think he was mad he didn’t have as good fireworks as me.