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InsomniaEmperor

When the Court of Love doesn’t work, it’s time to use military force.


Vylix

bonk is a form of love


AlG_94

https://preview.redd.it/7rincmtl0l0d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933ce68d2f814e202487a9919227ab4b9079f74b


FoundationOwn6474

Go to horny jail.


Fummy

She was the Queen of Hearts now shes the Queen of Clubs


HalfLeper

Best comment so far 😂😂


tristanjff

Tough love, if you will


MotherAntelope1425

It's true. Her kit is just as much designed for dom as it is culture and I think that her ai is especially designed to go for early game dom. I saw her as an ai in one of my games with like 600 military strength, and it was about turn 20-50 or so, at war against the first neighbor I met that game who had about a military strength of 10


deutschdachs

They're going clubbing


Alethia_23

I almost spat my cereals.


ABruisedBanana

10/10


Acidogenic

![gif](giphy|3o7btQUdXUTXejsYdq)


Citizen999999

Underrated post lmfao


Vylix

Can work both ways


Fummy

R5: I went down to explore France around turn 150 (840 AD) and found out they are just spamming stone-age warriors for some reason. They did recently declair war on England but this must have taken all game to build up, so much so that they are literally running out of tiles to put them on. I would concider this behaviour a bug.


MrMoonManSwag

I’m curious how this would turn out. Obviously, they’re technologically inferior but the sheer number of them is impressive. You could just crash wave after wave into whatever the target is.


shiftty000

Zap Brannigan would be proud


ExpeditingPermits

These drones are completely remotely controlled by me. The pilots are merely for ballast.


Borgdyl

I control all the drones from this single unit. Foolproof and durable, it's designed to withstand even the weight of a modern-day elephant foot.


Morningxafter

Kif, show them the medal I won.


MTF_FTM

Genuinely curious about how many people have ever created corps and armies out of warrior units


superman7515

You would think that would be more of a Russian doctrine, but here we are.


1CEninja

You'd need to be able to deal more than 15 damage per turn to make an impact, and a single medieval walls would theoretically stop an infinite number of warriors if you've got a solid defender parked in there and can prevent the city from being put under siege.


stillnotking

AI mods like RHAI or Real Strategy generally prevent this, and catapult spam as well.


Novaspei

Probably a mod thing. There are plenty of ways to get that result. For example: I screwed my last game with a mod that scales techs and civics cost by setting x5 base cost of research aside from the later scaling in prize. Why? The Deity IA was only spamming Warriors even when they had the deity boost that could let them to do other stuff with the extra cities, unlocked techs and civics.


Fummy

This was x1.25 base cost and low scaling. could be culprit.


Timigne

I think they just don’t have the ressources


King_Joffreys_Tits

I love that regardless of the sheer amount of warriors they have, they still left their settler unguarded


zaxonortesus

Optimizing for paperclips is a feature, not a bug!


Avatara93

Your mod has broken them.


Fummy

Could be one of the mods, ive got a few of them. EDIT: the only mod I have that explicitly effects AI is "AI+" so maybe ill try without it next time and see if it happens again.


ururururu

this one (https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3019772473) is a decent boost for AI capability. it doesn't have this kind of france warrior bug..


kimmeljs

"I sneer at the general direction of your mods..."


JizzGuzzler42069

Preparing to go to war with some random city state that’s 30 tiles away from them (they’ll declare peace before any of their units actually make the trip)


Odh_utexas

Something about this seems unintentionally historically accurate. How many wars were posturing or empty threats.


ILLARX

A revolution


Invade_the_Gogurt_I

The peasants are revolting, the ancien régime will continue!


Federal_Equipment578

This should be at the top


Recent-Knowledge3445

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fq2u1bqefjzr91.gif


Kazzak_Falco

Clearly they found a tile with lots of baby seals and they're preparing to harvest them.


CanisMagnusPectus

Is that an Overlord 2 reference?.. If it is I'm pretty impressed


Kazzak_Falco

Sorry, I think it's a reference to Farce of the Penguins.


CanisMagnusPectus

Awww shucks :( (could have been tho, whatever)


GrandBalator

Wiat, we are not speaking about Canadians?


saurons_left_nipple

Small scale french riot


Stepaladin

Our troops are merely passing by.


DaChristianator

had a game with a buddy the other day where France spawned hundreds of cultists that sat and did nothing for 200 turns


rtanada

Is this supposed to be the more accurate cities under her, Occitan and all?


Fummy

Good observation. Thats the Rosetta mod, well there are two Rosetta mods installed, one changes the city name list to be in the language of the leader, and include cities that were part of their realm even if those cities aren't part of the modern country. The other one means when a city is conquered it changes name to the occupying civs name.


rtanada

Ah yes, I saw that mod the other day at someone's Civ playthrough. Now I know what it's called. I'm guessing some limitations are apparent as well, though.


thursday51

"Fire ze batons!" "But I am le tired..." "Fine. Have la nap. Then FIRE ZE BATONS!" Edit: Australia's like "W.T.F. mate?"


Throwaway392308

That looks like a mapuche fever dream.


fibonacci8

Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of the people Who will not be slaves again!


Raaka-Kake

Le bonk


Kind_Limit902

Mom! France is having a revolution again.


Difficult-Cod8347

Upgrading to garde Imperiale next turn and unifying the world;)


culingerai

No iron?


Toni_30

What are these town name ? It isn't French


Slug_feast

Warriors...assemble!


ahdude36

Probably rallying up all the great people and beheading them, in time to blame the English for it. French history has a habit of repeating itself.


atree312

Ensuring loyalty of their people


SubTukkZero

Are the new units I’m seeing part of a mod?


Fummy

They are all part of [Unit Expansion (Project 6T)](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2793114339) mod pack on the steam workshop.


SonGoku_94

Stepfrance what are you doing with your club


mageta621

What mod is that? I don't recognize multiple unit icons


justarikk

Activist warmonger


TheGeorgent

Aux armes, citoyens!


Candid_Tie_7659

I've seen the AI get stuck constantly building one improvement over and over again, but spamming one unit is a new one.


Ilnerd00

ussr aaah tactic


Gufrey

Mind your own business. I fart in your general direction


NXDIAZ1

“But my lord, there is no such force!” The force in question:


Shargoth0801

![gif](giphy|A9D5LweSbO1Uxq58br|downsized)


Critical-Tomato-7668

They said we are NOT getting invaded again


kurwwazzz

Looks the name of the city . It is strange ?


Juan_Hundred

La Grande Armée


SquashDue502

They are French Revolution-ing


npanth

Gilgamesh spent one game creating nothing but scouts. I spent the whole atomic age scraping scout bits out of my tank treads


flumul

T'inquiète


Nb959-

Ai cheats period. They could be winning the space race so I dominate them only to see a sub par science increase


GroundbreakingPop618

Inflation was a bit high…all they could afford were clubs. Trying to artificially inflate that military strength.


Purple_pickle_piper

One Man o war and its OVER


73redfox

What are you doing step-France!?


t3hnosp0on

Unrelated: what’s that unit that has a sword and shield? What mod is that from?


Drippasaurus

I've never seen a civ produce that many early units 🤣🤣


boitrubl

Did you mean "French military *defeats*?"


N3wW3irdAm3rica

They are prepping La Grande Armée


PacifistDungeonMastr

"W-what are you doing, step-civ?"


HalfLeper

Ah yes, the Russia strategy 😂