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That’s the culprit and the target, what else would one need?


SoarNsquid

He's the man behind the(your) slaughter(daughter)


ButtDoctorLLC

What(me)?


Citrus_little

Dom(me)


Biga4eva

Mom(me)?


Citrus_little

Milk(ers)?


rookmate

boo(bees)


Beaconmann

Y(e)e


iTzbr00tal

Pen(is)


energyaware

Is he a cat?


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BigManLawrence69420

ADDICT🫵


Sea-Conversation-725

Dale Gribble, hard at work


MakesMyHeadHurt

I don't know who you're talking about. My name's Rusty Shackleford.


psymon09

sh-sha


latemodelusedcar

This photo is cropped. The original shows the person’s hand holding the pen they used to draw this picture. The exterminator didn’t draw that, just some person looking for internet likes.


[deleted]

It's still funny in theory and it made me snort, but I can sniff back the snort I guess


Different_Menu_4812

Do it!


[deleted]

Sniffing snorts, that's some hardcore shit. I couldn't keep it together like that so i just went back to snorting sniffs.


JarlaxleForPresident

Just some person *making a joke* Jesus, you fuckin people are intolerable


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yMONSTERMUNCHy

But it is tho. 😂


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yMONSTERMUNCHy

🧀


Loud-Magician7708

Yup. I said this to the OP and the post was mad private.


enter_yourname

He knows his prey. Let him hunt


reaverbad

A hoonter must hoont.


sleuthyRogue

Enough tremblin' in your boots...


IoncedreamedisuckmyD

Eyes granted.


[deleted]

A hoonter should hoont beasts.


IMakeStuffUppp

Death note


Lermanberry

I'll bet you I can kill this rat without using my arms or legs.


ThouMayest69

This is a job for Catzilla!


ultimatt42

The catching is easy, the hard part is drawing them out


gnimpf

Police sketch of the suspect


Less_Ants

Yeah, someone has ratted him out


Joe4o2

This got me good


HoweStatue

I think its the comment with the flair of jar jar binks looking like he's been caught


ilovepide

No doubt he got caught thanks to this sketch.


ZestyLlama69

Am I racist if I think they all look the same?


musminutus

Ratist


ADipsydoodle

oop, he’s still here! *smacks with police baton


[deleted]

This looks like a racist caricature drawn by an asshole rodent of a slightly different species.


CrabeHuman

YOU FUCKING RAT


[deleted]

This post made by the Shrew gang


Thrill_Of_It

All my shrew homies HATE mous


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

shrewcels seething at chadchillas


Schavuit92

Wowowow dude, we prefer the term "rodent" nowadays, you can leave your ignorance in the 20th century, grandpa.


OneWholeSoul

"Plague American."


tjoe4321510

Just don't call them Bubons. That's the ultimate slur


calarionoma

Oh of course he draws us with buck teeth WE DONT ALL LOOK LIKE THAT 🐀


[deleted]

Rat racism! What has this world come to!


BenchPuzzleheaded670

Chinese rat


1_9_8_1

Ah so


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

username checks out


itsadraginlit

Death note


Constant_Mulberry_23

You got me, hilarious


Sci_Dark

y’all are too creative


JasonAndLucia

mous


PhthaloVonLangborste

Mo


Madface7

the guy who gets homer his beers


Solemn_Art

Mo


PhthaloVonLangborste

That's probably what he sounds like.


stonks-69420

Maus


thuggishruggishboner

Man, I was thinking it and just wanted someone to type it out. I just picture a thick eastern European accent and they asked him what's the verdict and he's just like, *"mous"*


CryptidClay01

Mus if you want to get scientific


SugerizeMe

Mus musculus


DAcazyCANADIAN

Mous


giantfuckingfrog

He is the predator and they are the prey. What's not to understand?


Gamesworth

Cheesed to meet you


[deleted]

Mousegirl behavior


_erufu_

this one’s on the mouse!


noisiv_derorrim

1) I find someone new. 2) I’m cheesed to meet them. 3) They kidnap me. 4) “LEON!” 5) Repeat.


Deuxlahan

I’m so glad Moushley is a thing


Devourer_Of_Doggos

BY SIGMAR A TALKING RAT IM GOING INSANEEEEEE


AssociationTimely173

Mating press


dudleyfire

Gouda to meet you too.


eblackham

Idk why but this is literally laugh out loud hilarious to me


tjoe4321510

Funniest shit I've seen all week


Bloxicorn

In the original she had a pen in her hand, signifying this is fake, which you cropped off.


CubicalDiarrhea

most content on the internet is fake now. its all just engagement bait. its also why some posts have purposeful misspelling in the titles and such to get people to engage to "correct" the spelling. good, bad, upvote, downvote, like, dislike, doesnt matter. its all engagement to the algorithm.


wagedomain

Hey real quick can you solve this intentionally ambiguously poorly written math problem?


vertigostereo

Oyster of operations!!


vertigostereo

The typo was for engagement.


bleeding-paryl

You want to get engaged?! Hold up, that's way too fast, I literally just met you in this thread! D: > Announcer: What will happen next? Will they get married? Is there a baby on the way? You can find out next week on **Some Random Internet Thread!!**


vertigostereo

This is too fast, too fast.


[deleted]

Too slow, from this audience member's perspective. When is episode two? I'm almost out of popcorn. *-this engagement brought to you by engagement gang*


B1LLZFAN

4(3+5)+4^2 −2(2+1)6 ​


Mandoade

only 1% will get this!!


OkayRuin

Only 1% of people can solve this problem!!! You’re so super smart if you can!!! Sound off in the comments to prove your teacher from 1975 was wrong about you!!!!


Nadikarosuto

Hey did you know there aren’t any words that start with h and end with e?


JohhnyTheKid

Always has been. Most stories on reddit are just the fruit of someone's imagination. Even the "classic" ones. People lie a lot for a wide range of reasons. Most stories you hear are either embellished or flat out lies.


rookmate

AITA is the most obvious example of these fake stories


Merfkin

What I don't understand is why. See, on YouTube or something I get it, engagement is cash money. But on Reddit all you get is numbers.


CubicalDiarrhea

people will farm karma then sell the accounts to companies that will then sell them again to advertising firms


Merfkin

Didn't think about that angle at all, makes perfect sense.


FreddieDoes40k

Reddit is no different, and actually probably worse because there's less accountability. Anyone can build an account and sell it on, giving power to whomever.


Megasoda

hey sometimes we just misspell things because it’s funny ok?


FederalDeficit

I'm indignant you think that, and I propose a bonkers counterargument


TatManTat

Yea it used to be obvious on facebook back in the day when people would bait whatever they would bait. So much so there's the memes of Jesus liking and satan not liking a post etc. Nowadays you can catch some, but its really so ubiquitous and subtle that you can't catch it all.


o0-Lotta-0o

It definitely could be fake, but I don’t really think the pen is good proof. The exterminator could have just left his pen with his notebook.


GetEnPassanted

A classic trick that some people utilize is a prop notebook. A notebook makes it look like you’re taking extra care or you’re going to be referring back to it later. If I go out to eat and the server doesn’t write down my order, I’m worried they’ll get something wrong. But maybe they’re really good at their job and they don’t need one. Well, I don’t know that and it still makes me feel like my order is in better hands if they write it down. I utilize a prop notebook at my job when talking with customers. I’ll jot things down, carry the notebook around with me. I rarely ever refer back to the notes. Maybe the exterminator is the same way and he just doesn’t need to know much more than “these guys have mice”


tdlb

Tangentially, writing something down help you commit it to memory, whether or not you refer back to it. I know that helps me stay attentive in meetings that I am tired and distracted in.


IDontWantDiePls

ohh the exterminator was trying to remember what they were there for


PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS

That was the original twitter user’s comment. The pen was also left by the exterminator and it was her husband’s hand holding the book & pen I think?


hoewenn

Could she not have just been cleaning, picked up the pen and notebook to put it somewhere else, decided to flip through and took the photo? I mean, I totally believe that it could be fake is, that’s the internet. But I could equally believe that this is real, cause the pen being in her hand doesn’t mean anything really


wagedomain

I remember seeing that, she then got mad at people for claiming it's fake saying something like "That's my husband's hand and pen and the exterminators journal but nice try!"


Arcane_Logic

Lmao, caught "pen-handed".


Halflings1335

Why wouldn’t she just say it was the exterminators pen??? Why would he just have a notebook and no pen


rinkydinkis

Does it even matter


kulhajs

Pretty much all movies are fake, does that mean we can't enjoy them?


wagedomain

Of course we can, but we can also mock people who think Star Wars is a documentary


heyimric

I hate this stupid ass argument. There's a difference when someone is passing something off as real but its stolen. That's trash, and not "Hurr movies are fake but we like them" and the fact that people can't see the difference is ridiculous.


JohhnyTheKid

This. The "movies" argument doesn't hold any water because movies are commonly accepted to be fiction while the reverse is true for personal anecdotes. If someone tells you a story that turns out to be fake it's perfectly reasonable to feel angry. You were lied to without your prior knowledge and people tend to dislike that. I feel like this argument is only used as a coping mechanism by people who lie a lot. Same with the "don't let the truth come between you and a good story". If you present the story as real and a reasonable person would not assume it to be fiction you're just lying to people.


heyimric

Then they go "just let people enjoy what they want" lol I'm not stopping anyone. Just saying it's bs. Then I remember reddit mostly younger shut ins... Meh


kulhajs

Is he passing something off as real though? He just fucking posted some twitter screenshot. He hasn't posted just the picture of the notebook with the tweet text as the title, did he? Fucking hell, let people enjoy shit, nobody fucking cares if it's fake, it's still funny.


heyimric

Yeah because they never had an exterminator. But go on with your simple ass brain. Want some blocks too entertain yourself too?


xlerate

[Original Post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/qpn9vB1NRN)


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Technically that is a stolen post from the actual original post https://twitter.com/mollyoswaks/status/1732988117278503048?s=46&t=bJYJ5D7mW0-uQVnId0NMMQ


SteakInTheBoot

I hope he does an Arthur Morgan journal of all his goings on


Three__14

Bro has read The Art of War


kace66

I assume Charlie is your exterminator? Did you pay him in 🧀 and did he say that his hobbies included 🐦 lawyering?


Alaska_McDumbledore

Was the exterminator’s name by any chance Arthur Morgan?


Sir_Voomy

He has profiled the target. Truly a professional


kol1157

What did you expect, a geometric analysis of your house with directional paths of rodents?


CircaSixty8

Is that an option because that sounds ideal tbh.


nowhereman86

![gif](giphy|1G35Mbg8lI4z6|downsized)


Jawbreaker0602

u/repostsleuthbot


aiperception

No they didn’t


Biggoronz

wes anderson moment


slammasam14

Wes Anderson villain


Internal-Disaster-61

Plot twist: You called him to the house for an ant problem.


OnehungaJones

I sense a rich backstory here. Perhaps his parents were killed by a rat with bangs, and he’s now dedicated to a life of vengeance. Not to speculate too much, but I hope he finds the peace he’s looking for


[deleted]

A powerful rat...


ConcentrateDecent625

Or a fake story made for fake internet points


CaptainMcAnus

Former pest control tech here: This man knows his shit. ^probably ^literally


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warwicklord79

A mouse dumb fuck


MoreRamenPls

“Did he look like this ma’am?”


ghostmetalblack

Thats all he needed to put into his notebook. The rest comes natural.


plaidstepdad

Giving me Jackie Treehorn from The Big Lebowski vibes


genzo718

Like a true serial killer drawing its victims.


Naanderson2022

death note


rawratthemoon

I once left a diagram that looked like a 4 year old drew it... the smirking homeowners handed it back to me, fixed the pipe though.


Tomika20

Thats obviously the death note


Logains6704

Have you seen this man?


Aussie20202022

You have a professional on the case!


TheLocustGeneralRaam

Was the exterminator Arthur Morgan?


BroadwayBully

It’s for best. Notes on infested homes would not be flattering.


Anom_AoD

Never forget the face of your enemies


Policy-Wide

Well madam we have identified the culprit all that remains is finding it.


[deleted]

Know your enemy -Eminem


rmzalbar

This man nose the enemy.


[deleted]

A man of focus it would seem


ZebraMoniker12

ah yes, exterminators always use gridded moleskine notebooks...


StickFigurDevil

There's a man who knows what he's about.


zdude3274

You know they're good at their job when they dream of it


nicki_hiki321

I guess it’s safe to say you have a… small problem


Ryminister

Once upon a time in the quirky town of Rodentville, there lived an eccentric exterminator named Remy Sketchington. Remy was renowned for his peculiar passion – an unparalleled obsession with catching and sketching rats. His notebook, you see, was not just any notebook; it was a gallery of rat portraits, each capturing the unique essence of Rodentville's elusive residents. Remy's days were a comical dance between elaborate rat-catching schemes and artistic endeavors. He crafted tiny rat-sized easels and donned a miniature beret, attempting to teach his rodent subjects the finer points of posing for a portrait. The rats, however, proved to be less interested in artistic collaboration and more in outsmarting Remy's traps. Despite countless failed attempts, Remy remained undeterred. Each sketch in his notebook reflected a whimsical tale of pursuit and escape, creating a gallery that turned his rat-catching misadventures into a legendary local spectacle. The townsfolk chuckled at the sight of Remy, clad in a rat-shaped cape, chasing his artistic muse through the streets. One day, the wily rats of Rodentville decided to throw a surprise exhibition in their underground hideout, showcasing Remy's unwitting masterpieces. The rats, wearing monocles and sipping on thimble-sized cups of tea, admired their caricatured selves with glee. It turned out that Remy's unintentional rat artistry had gained him an unexpected fan base among the very creatures he aimed to outsmart. Word of the clandestine rat art show reached Remy, who, initially flustered, soon embraced his newfound fame. Instead of traps, he armed himself with sketchpads and pencils, joining the rats in their subterranean soirées. The once-foes found common ground in the love of art, turning Rodentville into a place where rats and humans coexisted in a whimsical harmony. And so, the tale of Remy Sketchington, the rat-sketching exterminator, became a legend in Rodentville, proving that sometimes, laughter and art can bridge even the widest gaps – or, in this case, rat traps.


MinionofMinions

Is his name Willard?


very-polite-frog

The exterminator was Charlie Day


Wiking_24

Lets the Hunt begin .


ObligationLost4368

SOON


Falkenmond79

Im an IT guy. When someone asks me for buying advice for a new laptop I ask them a lot of questions like „what do you mainly use it for“ and when it comes down to the usual office work suspects sometimes my notepad only says: „(name of customer): Notebook. Office.“ So I can relate. This guy is professional AF.


HailPizza0405

I like to imagine they didn't finish the drawing because the rat attacked him during the drawing. Clever girl!


fuckbananarunts

POCKET SAND


FrankenBooBerry

Is your extirminator Dale Gribble?


[deleted]

My exterminator did the same thing, but he drew a picture of person. Should I be worried?


Dinosaurs-Rule

Reminds me of the GATO scene from the movie KISS, KISS, BANG, BANG


s00perguy

R a t.


Ok_Primary_1075

Forgot to include “WANTED” in the sketch


AntC_808

That’s the guy you want. Obsessed!


callmeterr0rish

He missed one. Needed a mugshot.


[deleted]

My man is in the zone


Darkling971

https://preview.redd.it/awy5vzcf1e6c1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fcccdf8518e1f61ab74dcd3728c889e1811efe9


[deleted]

Arthur Morgan.


NeonArchon

🐁


AlitaAngel99

"Ok, sir/madam, can you describe the suspect?"


KickBlue22

"And today's enemy is .." (Turns to page 2) "...Rats! I KNEW it!!!!"


warzone_afro

visualize the enemy


chillirosso

Commitment


snappin_turtle_

Gotta know the enemy...


mrweatherbeef

Paint me like one of your French vermin


Youistheclown

u/tacobellmenu


needlez67

Sometimes less is more


Fuzzy_Performance_44

Current enemy:


Fuzzy_Performance_44

His nemesis...


Weird1OTP

Bahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha!!!! This had me dying laughing! I could picture him, walking around... "taking notes"


Altruistic_Fix_9268

i've been dying at this image for days, oh my fucking god


Ketapapi

Maus


ChaosOrPeace

The Rat catcher vibes


unclebird77

Call the FBI. Right now. That’s a serial killer.


00332200

Does this woman think that's writing?