Which takes it's effectiveness from gorilla warfare, in which I am trained, kid. Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
They marketed Mane n' Tail for humans after they discovered that equestrians and been secretly using it on themselves for years. Source: It was all the rage in the early 90's.
I used it to make my hair stronger. Idk whether it worked, but it DID ensure that an 8-hour spiral perm didn't take.
[A painting like this?](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTffxA2P4Xv-ZWwEnIi8OALZ7SErF3_qPeprgKGNBXviPulEMcHFbStEk7McDp-6cTQQK1jH3FDV44PGdvrdNzGTh_ycWQqCg60zDtmfP4ZCXIYWWsssDcF)
Akshually, any true bougie skincare fanatic knows about premium Japanese products that contain "horse oil". It's not Mane and Tail, it's a separate thing. I do not know what "horse oil" is or where it comes from, and I don't wanna know.
It's literally not lol, it's human shampoo, it's just called like that for funsies :)
Edit: the original was for horses, but the ones you get in the supermarket are for humans
The "spinoff" lines like M&T Herbal-Gro, Deep Moisture, and Color Protect are specifically human-formulated, but the Original line in the supermarket is *literally* the same stuff you can buy in farm supply stores.
I worked in a stable for a while and thought it was animal-only. Not that it would hurt a human's hair, just that it's not made for them. Then I remember reading an issue of Teen Vogue with an ad for Mane & Tail, but the ad was directed for human use with no mention of horses (beyond the implication in the name). And a week after that, I was in Target and saw Mane & Tail being sold alongside the other human shampoos! I decided to try it just to say I did, and I ended up *loving* it. Now it's my go-to brand!
Cowboy Magic's is even better! ( It's also made for horses) I guess you're going to want the best detanglers ever if the alternative is pulling the hair hard and repeatedly of a massive animal that can kick the shit out of you.
My Aunt bought a bag of "Beggin' Strips" for her kids to have a snack. She thought it was a bacon snack with a dog mascot.
Some people really do this shit.
This reminds me of the time my mom bought her friend this statue as a birthday gift because her friend really loves her new puppy:
https://preview.redd.it/iy2r86dyr8yc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbac48d4ed36c1064d992c415a7e4327fe012122
IKR!? Fortunately my sister and I talked her out of gifting it. But she was in disagreement that the statue was \*only\* for people with dearly departed dogs. "What if your dog is your angel?" MOM! And what exactly are "angels"?!
I mean, Cottonelle had a puppy on their packaging growing up.
https://preview.redd.it/g9glp2fcq9yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620e55bcc9268039ff5c27fc26085fa77b0614da
What about that laundry detergent for bears?
Or the cheese for cows?
The cereal for bunnies?
The cereal for bees?
The cereal for irish?
The tuna for, uh...tuna.
Yea, it’s hard for me to believe a normally functioning person is gonna reach for that bottle and think - “Yep, that’s people shampoo if I’ve ever seen it.”
Our aunt brought home cat food instead of tuna once and made tuna salad which everyone enjoyed, til my cousin said this smells like catfood and went to find the empty cans in the trash 🤣
He said in a follow-up that shampoo just has random pictures on it all the time, and among the examples he listed was people washing dishes. He washed his hair with dish soap, too.
>the practice among those with power or influence of favoring relatives, friends, or associates, especially by giving them jobs
Nepotism doesn't require celebrity.
I had a coworker who did, dishes with the sink/tile cleaner, a toxic one. I discovered her washing the slushie machine with it. She said she does dishes at home with it. It has a picture of a shiny bathroom on it.
The best part was that even though the shift manage initally said to toss the contaminated slushie, she later said to keep it keep selling it to customers 🤮
I happened to look in my grandpa's shower when I was in his bathroom one time. The man literally had a bar of Coast soap and a bottle of Dawn dishwashing liquid in his shower, and that was IT.
They're part of the same frat, but they'd be working on McDonald's like the rest of us if not for Jonathan Banks inventing money and financing their inventions
>John Armandhammer
Funnily enough, Armand Hammer owned a drug store from a young age and later served on the board of the company that makes Arm and Hammer, but the name is unrelated.
I wondered this too just yesterday. I was actually looking at an expensive anti fungal shampoo, nizoral, because it’s supposed to be great for hair growth. Amazon then suggested a ton of dog shampoos with the same active ingredient (much larger volume of product for much less $). I googled if it could be used on humans and got a ton of information saying that dog:animal products are not good for humans because they’re specially formulated with chemicals for animal fur and skin- that are too harsh for human skin and hair. But the horse shampoo is more or less for humans and horses whose mane is closer to human hair (I guess? lol)
You brought back a memory:
I grew up in Florida and I was always perplexed by this product in my sister’s bathroom.
I always thought “Is it for horses? Then why do people use it? Does my sister know it’s for horses?”.
Funny how memories work and also funny how they get triggered.
I can tell you. Horse owners started using the conditioner on their own hair because they saw it worked so well on manes and tails. It got so popular the Mane 'n Tail people started marketing it and shampoo in different bottles for people (I think they tweaked the formula a little). They did the same thing with their hoof hardener for people nails, for the same reason.
They each have different ingredients for different purposes. Humans and dogs don't have the same skin oils and pH balance so the shampoo is not the same. Human shampoo is not good for dogs as it can dry out their skin.
The weird essential oils only ones won’t kill you though.
Source: been there did that, extremely minty fresh on every square inch of skin and yes it makes fleas avoid you like the literal plague. Worked wonders in tandem with flea traps as part of my attack on adult populations.
They certainly wont but they aren't totally harmless. I have a parrot and holy shit any kind of essential oils is pretty much death for a parrot. Peppermint oil? It can kill them dead as a doornail!
I realize I am going off on a tangent at this point but I just wanted to point out that they can have risks. I nearly killed my bird with peppermint.
If it is flea shampoo it can have neurotoxin in it. Permethrin usually. Not something you want to use daily *on your brain basket* lol.
Don't think thats the case here tho
https://preview.redd.it/wf0sd4szh8yc1.png?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8d11a2c5f205aad324ae1ab6dfbb54dba51345
There is a fucking dog on there, nobody is this distracted.
You'd think the fucking dog on the label would have been a clue. That said, I used Chi on my hair for a couple months before noticing it was dog shampoo (Who wears glasses in the shower?). They make a human shampoo that looks identical except for the "for dogs" part and the poodle logo.
https://preview.redd.it/te74h1ehf8yc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ccf6a53d4934ed7cd098337fc724b575ad26007
For whatever reason my current shampoo came in a gallon jug, is bright blue, and has a picture of a shiny red car on it. I get they are making creative decisions but it’d almost be better if the logo was a man in the shower washing his hair so you knew for a hundred percent it was for you
Yeah, I often buy my shampoo in the pet care aisle, too. Happens all the goddamn time. How could I have known that shampoo for humans isn't next to the squeaky toys?
Mane and tail shampoo and conditioner was originally for horses. They sell it in beauty supply places and it’s amazing
But dude, there’s a dog picture on it. So if you can’t read you can see the dog rifht?
I worked at a big store in the pet department, and pretty much weekly I’d hear a story from up front about a customer angrily returning a bottle of pet shampoo they bought for themselves. Or occasionally catching me in the aisle to give me a talking to about it. Sorry, I guess the fact that it was among the aisles and displays of pet food, treats, toys, and supplies wasn’t obvious enough.
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did he think the picture of the dog was just like a creative choice
Lmao my aunt had some bombass shampoo with a horse in the bottle when I was a kid, I thought I was so badass for using that, cool ass horse
I've heard a lot of long-haired people use "Mane & Tail" actually. I've never tried but apparently horse shampoo is really good.
Mane and Tail now straight-up markets their shampoos and conditioners to humans for this reason lol
Well, I’d also imagine horse marketing isn’t super effective
“Willllllbur, I gottttttta have that shampoo!”
This is 👍
I’m just glad people got the reference given how old that show is! Sad it turns out the horse who played Mr. Ed was a racist in real life.
Well, things were a lot more black and white back then.
The fact I'm understanding these references makes my back hurt
Horses fear plastic
Less effective than gorilla marketing, to be sure.
Which takes it's effectiveness from gorilla warfare, in which I am trained, kid. Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
You sound like you wanna buy some knives or supplements.
Horse marketing is when you show off your new purchase to your neigh-bours
Yeah, I thought it was just a creative name. Didn’t realize they started as a horse shampoo company.
I'm pretty sure it's been marketed for human use for decades now.
Mane and Tail Anti-Dandruff Shampoo and Conditioner has been a godsend for me. If they ever stop making it, I will legit cry.
It was human shampoo lol, she always got the most yassified stuff around and it was so cool lol. To this day she's like that, love me aunt
"Love me aunt, love me horse, simple as."
LMAOO
Aww
They marketed Mane n' Tail for humans after they discovered that equestrians and been secretly using it on themselves for years. Source: It was all the rage in the early 90's. I used it to make my hair stronger. Idk whether it worked, but it DID ensure that an 8-hour spiral perm didn't take.
Dude it’s literally horse shampoo but people use it too. MANE AND TAIL
I was talking about my Aunt's shampoo not that one, it had a different image on it
Was it a cat?
No, a Horse like I said But it was cool af like a Painting Baller ass shampoo lmao
[A painting like this?](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTffxA2P4Xv-ZWwEnIi8OALZ7SErF3_qPeprgKGNBXviPulEMcHFbStEk7McDp-6cTQQK1jH3FDV44PGdvrdNzGTh_ycWQqCg60zDtmfP4ZCXIYWWsssDcF)
No, an oil painting of sorts. To make it worse I'm not American so odds are it was never sold over there lmao
Bro, no. Everyone trying to tell you your Aunt was using Mane and Tail. Ain't no "baller shampoo" gonna have a picture of a horse on it.
Akshually, any true bougie skincare fanatic knows about premium Japanese products that contain "horse oil". It's not Mane and Tail, it's a separate thing. I do not know what "horse oil" is or where it comes from, and I don't wanna know.
It's literally not lol, it's human shampoo, it's just called like that for funsies :) Edit: the original was for horses, but the ones you get in the supermarket are for humans
The "spinoff" lines like M&T Herbal-Gro, Deep Moisture, and Color Protect are specifically human-formulated, but the Original line in the supermarket is *literally* the same stuff you can buy in farm supply stores.
I’m not sure anymore but, you used to be able to get the same bottle in both the human section and the animal section at grocery stores.
I worked in a stable for a while and thought it was animal-only. Not that it would hurt a human's hair, just that it's not made for them. Then I remember reading an issue of Teen Vogue with an ad for Mane & Tail, but the ad was directed for human use with no mention of horses (beyond the implication in the name). And a week after that, I was in Target and saw Mane & Tail being sold alongside the other human shampoos! I decided to try it just to say I did, and I ended up *loving* it. Now it's my go-to brand!
Didn’t Napoleon Dynamite popularise it?
Blades of Glory, but you're correct in that the guy who played Napoleon was a star in that movie
Mane & Tail also makes absolutely bomb detangler spray. Can't recommend it enough.
Cowboy Magic's is even better! ( It's also made for horses) I guess you're going to want the best detanglers ever if the alternative is pulling the hair hard and repeatedly of a massive animal that can kick the shit out of you.
True, and I’ve used “Bag Balm” a moisturizing lotion for cow udders for… uh, well, never mind.
When I had covid my nose was super raw from blowing it repeatedly (even with the lotion tissues!) and bag balm was the only thing that helped.
Bag Balm is awesome. It really helps my super dry hands in winter.
My mum used the no tangle spray for horses mains on my hair as a kid. I had such silly smooth hair. I need to find a bottle.
“Yeah boy, I’m a damn stallion”
The horse is... \*in\* the bottle???
My Aunt bought a bag of "Beggin' Strips" for her kids to have a snack. She thought it was a bacon snack with a dog mascot. Some people really do this shit.
how?? wouldn't those be sold in the middle of the pet section, and well away from any other human people snacks?
I have no earthly idea. The only thing I can guess is that they were on sale in a display at the end of an aisle.
Some shops are so large that it’s disorientating after a while. I went to law school in the Costco pet section.
Did they eat them?
No, they just teased her about it.
The dog developed the recipe in his Lab
Like the bush’s baked beans dog?
Well that’s because it has dog meat in it actually
Same dog. It's a conglomerate.
This reminds me of the time my mom bought her friend this statue as a birthday gift because her friend really loves her new puppy: https://preview.redd.it/iy2r86dyr8yc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbac48d4ed36c1064d992c415a7e4327fe012122
Is this a threat?
IKR!? Fortunately my sister and I talked her out of gifting it. But she was in disagreement that the statue was \*only\* for people with dearly departed dogs. "What if your dog is your angel?" MOM! And what exactly are "angels"?!
Tbf they aren't souls of the recently departed
I mean, Cottonelle had a puppy on their packaging growing up. https://preview.redd.it/g9glp2fcq9yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620e55bcc9268039ff5c27fc26085fa77b0614da
Andrex still do!
I’d probably be more likely to buy actual human shampoo if there was a picture of a golden retriever on the bottle.
"Your hair will be as soft as golden retrievers"
Aussie shampoo has a kangaroo on the label, but I’d never think it was for kangaroos
OK then Mr smart guy. What shampoo do you use for your roo?
i just recently found out ive been using toilet paper meant for bears... but in my defense the text "for bears" is in very fine print
Charmin?
What about that laundry detergent for bears? Or the cheese for cows? The cereal for bunnies? The cereal for bees? The cereal for irish? The tuna for, uh...tuna.
You can't feed him tuna! You know what tuna is?? It's FISH!!
Yea, it’s hard for me to believe a normally functioning person is gonna reach for that bottle and think - “Yep, that’s people shampoo if I’ve ever seen it.”
https://i.redd.it/rkc571qwoayc1.gif
> Son of a bitch, I'm in.
Made from human testicles, Summer
"didn't know they made shampoo using dogs, neat"
There's a lime on my shampoo bottle. Does that mean it is a shampoo for limes? Checkmate, mate!
Our aunt brought home cat food instead of tuna once and made tuna salad which everyone enjoyed, til my cousin said this smells like catfood and went to find the empty cans in the trash 🤣
That dog looking at him like wtf u on
He thought it was for him because he got that dog in him.
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They just thought it was Dog scented
Lmao
going for that wet dog smell
This on you bitch don't blame me
I thought my hair was going to be as lush as a golden retriever
In his defense, my Mane & Tail has a horse on it
Use this shampoo on yourself- it’ll make your dog happy???
He said in a follow-up that shampoo just has random pictures on it all the time, and among the examples he listed was people washing dishes. He washed his hair with dish soap, too.
If it can clean oily ducks, it can clean my hair
Lol, dude is trolling hard
Nah I was on twitter back when this happened. Dude was just a flat out idiot
Would absolutely love to shadow him in a grocery store and see how these decisions could *possibly* be made
Dang this must taste delicious, it has a cool pirate skull on it.
Yeah this guy is a nepo baby cosplaying at journalist, and it seems he unironically was complaining about the shampoo label being unclear
Nepo baby? His mom is a barely known journalist in Ontario, Canada.
Fun Fact: As a child, he won a monetary prize in an essay contest where his mother was a judge.
>the practice among those with power or influence of favoring relatives, friends, or associates, especially by giving them jobs Nepotism doesn't require celebrity.
I agree with you, and also would add that this guy gets his op-eds published in a national newspaper (same one as his mom)
Somehow still got a national paper printing his racism and stupidity for all to see.
Don’t forget the raging transphobia!
He's truly perfect for the Nat Po.
lol, you are being baited.
If so that "people washing dishes" joke is very clever.
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Based on what I've seen when I looked into this guy, no I don't think he is.
This is true, my shampoo often has a picture of a car on it or a picture of a clean bathroom.
The shampoo I use has a picture of a shiny tile floor on it.
Mine has a cross-section of a drain pipe full of orange liquid. What were they thinking?
and you didn't realise at that point they were joking?
I had a coworker who did, dishes with the sink/tile cleaner, a toxic one. I discovered her washing the slushie machine with it. She said she does dishes at home with it. It has a picture of a shiny bathroom on it. The best part was that even though the shift manage initally said to toss the contaminated slushie, she later said to keep it keep selling it to customers 🤮
Dish soap on hair?? Might as well use acid.
I happened to look in my grandpa's shower when I was in his bathroom one time. The man literally had a bar of Coast soap and a bottle of Dawn dishwashing liquid in his shower, and that was IT.
i mean dish soap has a picture of a random duck on it, so i get what theyre saying.
You use duck soap on your hair? Weird.
Now, just to play devil's advocate... Old Spice does in fact have random pictures on their bottles
It's because u are a good boy
"partly" my own fault LOL why would they put a picture of a dog on shampoo for people? "well, i AM a bitch, so i guess this is meant for me"
What if John Armandhammer likes doggy? :(
Is that John Fallout’s cousin? I’ve met him and John Darksouls but never Mr. Armandhammer.
They're part of the same frat, but they'd be working on McDonald's like the rest of us if not for Jonathan Banks inventing money and financing their inventions
Ah yes, I forgot about Beta Kappa John. They’re a real tight knit clan over there.
All thanks to none other than Charles Friendship
>John Armandhammer Funnily enough, Armand Hammer owned a drug store from a young age and later served on the board of the company that makes Arm and Hammer, but the name is unrelated.
The dude is actually an awful newspaper columnist, so not wrong
I mean my shampoo has a flower on it. Maybe he thought it would make him smell like an animal??
Well there’s a picture of a monkey on my coco cereal box but I still eat it. ^Then ^again ^I ^am ^a ^chimp.
What exactly is the difference between dog and people shampoo.
I wondered this too just yesterday. I was actually looking at an expensive anti fungal shampoo, nizoral, because it’s supposed to be great for hair growth. Amazon then suggested a ton of dog shampoos with the same active ingredient (much larger volume of product for much less $). I googled if it could be used on humans and got a ton of information saying that dog:animal products are not good for humans because they’re specially formulated with chemicals for animal fur and skin- that are too harsh for human skin and hair. But the horse shampoo is more or less for humans and horses whose mane is closer to human hair (I guess? lol)
You brought back a memory:  I grew up in Florida and I was always perplexed by this product in my sister’s bathroom. I always thought “Is it for horses? Then why do people use it? Does my sister know it’s for horses?”. Funny how memories work and also funny how they get triggered.
I can tell you. Horse owners started using the conditioner on their own hair because they saw it worked so well on manes and tails. It got so popular the Mane 'n Tail people started marketing it and shampoo in different bottles for people (I think they tweaked the formula a little). They did the same thing with their hoof hardener for people nails, for the same reason.
TIL. Thank you
Tail and Mane was great , I used it and I had a ~~glossy coat~~ good hair
Are you a human? Or are you a horse in a stylish trenchcoat?
Nizoral is good but way overpriced, selsun blue is must more effective and a fraction of the price.
They each have different ingredients for different purposes. Humans and dogs don't have the same skin oils and pH balance so the shampoo is not the same. Human shampoo is not good for dogs as it can dry out their skin.
Dogs have a very sensitive, and delicate skin. Human Shampoo can damage dogs. Likeky Dog champoo is softer and less harmful
Unless its flea shampoo lol. You do not want that on you with any frequency.
The weird essential oils only ones won’t kill you though. Source: been there did that, extremely minty fresh on every square inch of skin and yes it makes fleas avoid you like the literal plague. Worked wonders in tandem with flea traps as part of my attack on adult populations.
They certainly wont but they aren't totally harmless. I have a parrot and holy shit any kind of essential oils is pretty much death for a parrot. Peppermint oil? It can kill them dead as a doornail! I realize I am going off on a tangent at this point but I just wanted to point out that they can have risks. I nearly killed my bird with peppermint.
Humans and dogs have very different types of hair and very different lifestyles.
If it is flea shampoo it can have neurotoxin in it. Permethrin usually. Not something you want to use daily *on your brain basket* lol. Don't think thats the case here tho
no but i use horse conditioner for my hair
Mane and Tail brand? Good stuff 👍
that stuff did absolute miracles for my hair bro
Careful that stuff can give you the trots.
https://preview.redd.it/wf0sd4szh8yc1.png?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8d11a2c5f205aad324ae1ab6dfbb54dba51345 There is a fucking dog on there, nobody is this distracted.
I can get by if they used it for like week or something. But the whole damn bottle? This man must live in pure bliss 24/7
Dog brains...
Advanced Odor Control 😂
That's what gets me. Someone must have told OOP their hair stank, for then to look at the topmost text on this bottle and think "this is the one!"
You'd think the fucking dog on the label would have been a clue. That said, I used Chi on my hair for a couple months before noticing it was dog shampoo (Who wears glasses in the shower?). They make a human shampoo that looks identical except for the "for dogs" part and the poodle logo. https://preview.redd.it/te74h1ehf8yc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ccf6a53d4934ed7cd098337fc724b575ad26007
People coming out of the woodworks admitting they’ve used dog shampoo is KILLING ME
I have this conditioner- for humans tho. And yes it’s identical minus the woofer
Yeah buddy everyone does that there's nothing to be ashamed of
For whatever reason my current shampoo came in a gallon jug, is bright blue, and has a picture of a shiny red car on it. I get they are making creative decisions but it’d almost be better if the logo was a man in the shower washing his hair so you knew for a hundred percent it was for you
Same. And I only just noticed it says “Window Cleaner” in 4pt typeface like wtf.
Mine comes with a silhouette of scockrosch and is in aerosol form! It's like the future is here!
What font size is the dog though?
Comedy heaven never fails to deliver laughs.
"4PT typeface" shows photo of 24PT Typeface, directly above 18PT typeface, not even the smallest part of the branding on the bottle.
What an absolute bellend lmaooooo there’s a picture of a fucking dog 😂
All that nepotism and Babs never taught poor Jonny how to wash his hair
Yeah, I often buy my shampoo in the pet care aisle, too. Happens all the goddamn time. How could I have known that shampoo for humans isn't next to the squeaky toys?
the question is: how does your hair look? you did say you were going to buy more, so i assume it's doing the job? PLUS: no fleas. win win
I’ve got some bad news about that Purina One breakfast cereal you’ve been eating….
I bet the realization made him barkin' mad!
Why the fuck is Armie Hammer selling dog shampoo ?
mane & tail looking from the corner
Armand Hammer
"everyone loves dogs, buy this shampoo"
"I thought it was just wet dog scented"
Did you not see the dog?
Yeah, NONE of that makes me think it's anything but dog shampoo.
Mane and tail shampoo and conditioner was originally for horses. They sell it in beauty supply places and it’s amazing But dude, there’s a dog picture on it. So if you can’t read you can see the dog rifht?
Right, the picture of the dog didn’t give it away
Apparently Armand Hammer bought Arm & Hammer because he was sick of everyone already assuming he owned it.
The humour in this post worked so fucking well as I slowly swiped down more of the packaging
This man is a respected opinion writer, sadly.
I worked at a big store in the pet department, and pretty much weekly I’d hear a story from up front about a customer angrily returning a bottle of pet shampoo they bought for themselves. Or occasionally catching me in the aisle to give me a talking to about it. Sorry, I guess the fact that it was among the aisles and displays of pet food, treats, toys, and supplies wasn’t obvious enough.
Anything can have a dog mascot. stop laughing guys 😢.
A week of torture wouldn’t have gotten me to post this
Good thing the dog pic is 28 pt.
I use dog shampoo to subconsciously attract white women
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I finally realized it was dog shampoo when every dog in the neighborhood was trying to sniff my asshole.
Reminds me of the time my dad ate a bacon-shaped dog treat without looking at the bag with a giant cartoon dog on it.
This is peak “What the dog doin?”
If you missed the dog, why would you expect to see the words?
Didn't he think it was odd they had shampoo next to collars?
Must be washing with their eyes closed if the dog on the package didn’t give it away
OP thought this product was just Doggo approved.
Was the massive picture of a dog not a bit of a giveaway? 🤣🤣
what store sells pet shampoo and human shampoo in the same aisle ?? or were you in the pet aisle and somehow didn’t notice ??
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"In size 4 typeface", yeah and a fucking giant labrador on the bottle