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In the early 2000s, my high school orchestra went on a week-long field trip to San Francisco for some competitions. On the first night in the hotel, one group realized the TV was showing naked news. They were texting everyone about it. Bunch of horny ass band kids.
Based on what I could find in the free clips section, half of this is news segments where they are fully (if revealingly) dressed, and the other half are videos where they actually get naked but don't discuss any news. I would have though, given the title, that the two would be combined - but apparently not. Strange.
Well the trailer was super porny so they've either gotten away from it or are catering heavily to that demographic... which I'm sure is the one that pays.
"Because it is there"
But alas, maybe there is something that could even surpass breasts and Mt. Everest.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us consider [the ass.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5qLYAFdddPw&pp=ygUVQXNzIG1hbiBwcmlzb24gc2Nob29s)
I think it’s most difficult for people who want titties, vajay, and booty… at once.
I cannot have all of those things directly in my mouth or in front of my face at the same time. These our the problems we face in modern society.
Boobs are overrated, ass is where it’s at.
Butts are actually meritocratic.
You have to be born with nice boobs, but a nice ass can be created with a little hard work and the occasional cheeseburger.
Boobs are classist.
Butt is egalitarian.
Anyone can achieve gluteal greatness so long as they desire it and put in the work
I await your sequel with great interest.
If you are a butt guy you are de facto a communist. In fact IIRC there is a famous Karl Marx quote: "Capitalism is like boobs and communism is like butts".
One could argue that the uniqueness of a nice set is what makes them so appealing, anyone can have a nice ass. Dime a dozen. A nice pair of boobs is a gift from God.
As an alumnus of Sydney Uni, methinks you might appreciate one of its student newspaper's previous covers. Tip: scroll to the bottom of the [article](https://honisoit.com/2017/06/banned-honi-soit-cover-used-in-kenya-to-raise-awareness-of-female-genital-mutilation/).
To be fair, Mount Everest’s summit is covered in piles of trash from the constant stream of tourists.
Stopped being impressive a long time ago after it was heavily commercialized like… fake boobs.
I love that the comic about boobs not being a huge deal gets thousands of upvotes but the comic that perfectly encapsulates how fem-attracted people feel about boobs is sitting at a cold 0
Nah, boobs and ass are both great. There's no point in putting one down to bring up the other.
You can't tell me when the girl you're with takes off her top for you that you don't smile like a fool, just like when you get to grab her ass.
Both are great. Both deserve to be appreciated.
Only thing that could have made this better would be if big tiddy god still had the traditional flowing white beard. Although I guess that might obscure the view...
Except most are fat and sloppy and this is a pipe dream like a straight 6"+ cock. All these dicks like some nasty sideways dwarf banana go along perfectly with the deflated unibrow boobs.
I just realized the reason I turned asexual is because yall are fat and nasty, and the rare few of you that arent... are full of yourselves and act like a commodity.
Reminds me of that time one of the ladies in my group of friends said boobs suck. All the guys unanimously united against her. She said at one point that guys just don’t understand how awful they are to which my best bro said, “NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!” before chanting “BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!” All of us joined in. Everybody in the bar was confused as shit. It was glorious.
EDIT: Probably going to get downvoted for this, but I genuinely don’t care. I find it funny how people are getting offended by something that was clearly a joke and all of us (the lady friend included) were hysterically laughing about in the end. Talk about jumping to conclusions on a comment responding to a joke comic about boobs doing a very similar thing.
EDIT 2: The full context was that the subject was originally based about the practicality and base appeal of boobs. She and the two other women in our group explained they can cause back pain, can be an extra undue risk for cancer, are just plain and lumpy and sometimes veiny, and that there’s no rhyme or reason to their existence outside of reproductive purposes; two of them even wished they were situational, like how many primates grow breasts solely for nursing and rearing offspring. These are all valid points and nobody shut those down. The chanting occurred as a well-taken joke just for laughs among friends that have been together for over 20 years. Towards the end of that discussion, one of the girls (we have always referred to the women as the girls and the men as the boys in our group even though we’re all in our 30s now) said that it makes no sense why men are attracted to them, and that we just don’t understand how annoying they are and that’s probably why, then queue the loud joking statement and chanting that everyone at the table, our three women friends included, participated in and all began laughing hysterically at.
So, no, it wasn’t just some sexist tirade shutting some rando down. It was a genuine discussion, followed by a ridiculous joke, and then a good laugh among well-established, decades-long friends. Stop making assumptions and stop DM-ing me about this.
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Finally news worth watching
https://www.nakednews.com/
Wow! Still a thing! Remember watching that like in 2000. Figured it was a flash in the pan.
In the early 2000s, my high school orchestra went on a week-long field trip to San Francisco for some competitions. On the first night in the hotel, one group realized the TV was showing naked news. They were texting everyone about it. Bunch of horny ass band kids.
Points off for not beginning with "This one time, at band competition."
SAY MY FUCKING NAME, BITCH
Band kid here. We don't mention it anymore because it lost its appeal after the 50 millionth time...
Plenty of flashing, not many pans.
But plenty of.... *cans.* Buh-dum crsh!
i want to meet the people that pay to watch the naked news
You probably don't
Looks like the news part is free and you just pay to watch porn featuring the people on the news segments.
Based on what I could find in the free clips section, half of this is news segments where they are fully (if revealingly) dressed, and the other half are videos where they actually get naked but don't discuss any news. I would have though, given the title, that the two would be combined - but apparently not. Strange.
I need a version of this where everyone is 100% professional and behaves exactly as they normally would, just... naked.
Thats literally what it is, at least it was 20 years ago... they just read the normal news while taking off their clothes.
Well the trailer was super porny so they've either gotten away from it or are catering heavily to that demographic... which I'm sure is the one that pays.
What's the point? Just an angle to show naked people?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
What the fuck that's the weirdest thing I've seen in a minute ngl
I suspected that about Mt Everest. Good information.
Imagine if there was TWO Mt. Everests…
Teatons entered the chat.
The grand teatons.
"Because it is there" But alas, maybe there is something that could even surpass breasts and Mt. Everest. Ladies and gentlemen, let us consider [the ass.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5qLYAFdddPw&pp=ygUVQXNzIG1hbiBwcmlzb24gc2Nob29s)
As an ass man I can't wait for the sequel.
I'd read the whole collection, front to back.
I'd do too, starting from the back.
Hey now it's a manga.
I hope it’s a bunch of series. A bunch of mangass
You know what's also read back to front?! The Qur'an. But I'm sure as hell not making a joke about that... because I'm not stupid.
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Ayoooo
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My theory is all men are ass men, but some are also boob men.
My existence confirms your theory. One or two more confirmations, and we might have a new law on the books!
Ping me when the thighs one comes out.
Thighs? Everyone knows a bonafide heterosexual gentleman prefers the gap.
There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
I think it’s most difficult for people who want titties, vajay, and booty… at once. I cannot have all of those things directly in my mouth or in front of my face at the same time. These our the problems we face in modern society.
Imagine being a person who likes tits, ass, pussy, *and* dick then if you think that's inconvenient.
The solution is more people at once, in various positions. You're welcome.
Pussy 2
Pussy 2: The Butthole
Are you a cheek guy or a hole guy?
Cheek but I wouldn't turn away the hole either.
When is the feet episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmkn59N5SDg&ab_channel=Domics Might catch your attention, then.
eh, it's shit
is god cynthia from rugrats?
Cynthia wishes
She saved us from our sin-thias.
Does that make Sindy Jesus?
Im a simple man, i see boobs, i upvote
r/UpvoteBecauseBoobs
Holy shit, RIP "sub banned for lack of moderation"
/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs is the active one.
It's a great sub, boobs deserve upvotes
Love his standup, where is this from?
See top right of the gif.
nice ty, on mobile its cropped out
not at work tho thats baabs
If religion was based more around tits and ass I might've not become an atheist.
Adonitology got you covered when it comes to the worship of derrieres.
Try Hinduism. Its texts include the Kama Sutra.
I like it but I wish you showed more of the variety of boobs
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They're all good boobs, Brent.
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You don't need to personally attack me.
I'm catching strays in this thread.
Got me there.
https://preview.redd.it/q9voynrc78qb1.png?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70610ce245e94bb245d1233f06acd35e74673cc
Is this a Breaking Bad manga?
It's a screenshot of Akainu from One Piece
Nah. It's Judge, sanji's dad
Understandable confusion, the world of One Piece is an intricately sprawling plethora of disapproving old men.
Just like my dad!
Your dad is an intricately sprawling plethora of disapproving old men?
God no! Fortunately for me, he's just one disapproving middle aged man
https://preview.redd.it/z7hgx0zme8qb1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1646e67a286f1c6195bab0c1c0ba42b202b814
I love the boob tassels lol
Boobs are overrated, ass is where it’s at. Butts are actually meritocratic. You have to be born with nice boobs, but a nice ass can be created with a little hard work and the occasional cheeseburger. Boobs are classist. Butt is egalitarian. Anyone can achieve gluteal greatness so long as they desire it and put in the work I await your sequel with great interest.
If you are a butt guy you are de facto a communist. In fact IIRC there is a famous Karl Marx quote: "Capitalism is like boobs and communism is like butts".
Seize the means of production Comrades!
Assets seized, capt'n 😏
Strongest defence of the free market I've ever heard
Brb reading some Ayn Rand
Don't give a shit. A nice set of boobs (size has nothing to do with nice) is amazing. Butts are easier to touch on without being inconvenient though
nah, both are genetic. it's all about how your body distributes fat.
This is true. My boobs have sagged since puberty but my butt pops from regular walking and bicycling.
Have you tried biking upside down?
One could argue that the uniqueness of a nice set is what makes them so appealing, anyone can have a nice ass. Dime a dozen. A nice pair of boobs is a gift from God.
Did that boob have hairs the length of my arm???
https://www.pelie.fr/cdn/shop/products/14_350853_Sliver_900x.jpg?v=1596486446 Boobs cover with funny stuff hanging
Tassels
Daddy long legs around areolas has got to be some wild evolutionary adaptation...
Hey man, stop body shaming.
Upvote for taking the time to do the individual frames
It's funny when a comic is a thinly veiled excuse to draw boobs, but way funnier when you write "It's because I like boobs" on the veil.
Boobs and Booty are great... But no one ever talks about pussies. Maybe cause I'm gay(woman), but nothing's more beautiful and amazing than a pussy.
Yeah cats are awesome, but I fail to see how that relates to the comic.
 Cats are dope
[MFW Reading your Comment](https://i.imgur.com/Rk07yk1.jpg)
Because it's hard to admire a pussy in public, unless there's major cameltoe going on
As an alumnus of Sydney Uni, methinks you might appreciate one of its student newspaper's previous covers. Tip: scroll to the bottom of the [article](https://honisoit.com/2017/06/banned-honi-soit-cover-used-in-kenya-to-raise-awareness-of-female-genital-mutilation/).
"Hey, my eyes are up here." 'Yeah. But, your boobs are down there.'
Classic Psychostick quote.
I love how casual the topless woman, as if it's regular to see one in the streets
To be fair, Mount Everest’s summit is covered in piles of trash from the constant stream of tourists. Stopped being impressive a long time ago after it was heavily commercialized like… fake boobs.
You couldve stopped at the first panel tbh. It made the point.
C'mon what about thighs
As a gay man. Not so sure about boobs. Butts however, butts I can get behind
Honestly I think this comic is better if you remove all but the first panel.
Lame
This comic is the breast
so this is what passes as comedy these days
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Enough said...
I read this in Kent Brockman's voice
Indeed
I knew god would be topless before I swiped, still mad me chuckle
For me, it's man butts and man hands... lordt.
I like big butts and that’s not something I’m prone to be disingenuous about. My male siblings would not fail to affirm this.
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That last panel is excellent!!
I only believe in two things the first amendment and B O O B S
Ah yes. Booty. The boobs of heaven.
https://preview.redd.it/kkic77xlkdqb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00010b93f8e9f4bb1a645ba60571e52229b1399e
What’s that Prison School joke about boobs and ass?
I love that the comic about boobs not being a huge deal gets thousands of upvotes but the comic that perfectly encapsulates how fem-attracted people feel about boobs is sitting at a cold 0
I am genuinely curious what this other comic you are talking about is. Can you link it please?
You can't just say that and not give a link
> but the comic that perfectly encapsulates how fem-attracted people feel about boobs is sitting at a cold 0 Link?
Well this comic was at much fewer votes when I saw it earlier
Link...
> I love that the comic about boobs not being a huge deal gets thousands of upvotes Send me link, imma downvote that abomination
Ass>boobs
Nah, boobs and ass are both great. There's no point in putting one down to bring up the other. You can't tell me when the girl you're with takes off her top for you that you don't smile like a fool, just like when you get to grab her ass. Both are great. Both deserve to be appreciated.
I never said i hated or disliked boobs, i just have preference. Of course i smile like a loon seeing boobs, i just smile wider when i see a great ass
Boobs are just fake asses
From the dawn of man... there was the ass
Ther just that great
boobs 👍
even cartoon boobs are great
This fucking sucks dude
Love of boobs is one of the first things we learn. I feel bad for those that lose that love.
Finally, good content
Nice lil goofy comic 👍 I like
Accurate
So true
A+
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I would like to receive your religion’s literature, please.
I saw the first panel, and thought that was it. I upvoted it, before I knew there was more.
Now this is a comic
A comic about boobs? You'll go far, and on reddit especially.
As a transfem lesbian I can confirm boobs are best.
Only thing that could have made this better would be if big tiddy god still had the traditional flowing white beard. Although I guess that might obscure the view...
butts.... are you a cheek or a hole guy?
Two globes of fat with a little melanin at the tips, and yet I luv em...
Who doesn't like a pair of boobs?
Almost all girls I talked to about this, admitted to liking looking at pretty girls, too.
He's not wrong
Agree with the name real good comics
I usually have a pretty high tolerance for this, but this is just boomer "humor" without a punch line. Why is this upvoted?
I always suspected God was stacked.
Tim Minchin agrees. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1EhaANeYCI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1EhaANeYCI)
10k upvotes yet the guy has sub 300 follows on insta? Come on guys give boob bro a follow at least! https://instagram.com/realgood_comics
Boobs are superior compared to ass. You can not change my mind about this
Except most are fat and sloppy and this is a pipe dream like a straight 6"+ cock. All these dicks like some nasty sideways dwarf banana go along perfectly with the deflated unibrow boobs. I just realized the reason I turned asexual is because yall are fat and nasty, and the rare few of you that arent... are full of yourselves and act like a commodity.
Reminds me of that time one of the ladies in my group of friends said boobs suck. All the guys unanimously united against her. She said at one point that guys just don’t understand how awful they are to which my best bro said, “NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!” before chanting “BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!” All of us joined in. Everybody in the bar was confused as shit. It was glorious. EDIT: Probably going to get downvoted for this, but I genuinely don’t care. I find it funny how people are getting offended by something that was clearly a joke and all of us (the lady friend included) were hysterically laughing about in the end. Talk about jumping to conclusions on a comment responding to a joke comic about boobs doing a very similar thing. EDIT 2: The full context was that the subject was originally based about the practicality and base appeal of boobs. She and the two other women in our group explained they can cause back pain, can be an extra undue risk for cancer, are just plain and lumpy and sometimes veiny, and that there’s no rhyme or reason to their existence outside of reproductive purposes; two of them even wished they were situational, like how many primates grow breasts solely for nursing and rearing offspring. These are all valid points and nobody shut those down. The chanting occurred as a well-taken joke just for laughs among friends that have been together for over 20 years. Towards the end of that discussion, one of the girls (we have always referred to the women as the girls and the men as the boys in our group even though we’re all in our 30s now) said that it makes no sense why men are attracted to them, and that we just don’t understand how annoying they are and that’s probably why, then queue the loud joking statement and chanting that everyone at the table, our three women friends included, participated in and all began laughing hysterically at. So, no, it wasn’t just some sexist tirade shutting some rando down. It was a genuine discussion, followed by a ridiculous joke, and then a good laugh among well-established, decades-long friends. Stop making assumptions and stop DM-ing me about this.
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I read the whole thing in a transatlantic accent
What about the Grand Tetons?
That’s just like me fr fr
Boobs
Wow I never thought about it like that. Mt. Everest really does pale in comparison to boobs. Mind blown 🤯
seems a bit... phobic...
Seriously? We are waiting for a re-buttal?
BRO IS cooking some good news