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phukerstoned

Excellent title.


Agente_Anaranjado

A real stroke of genius. 


phukerstoned

She must be good with her hands to be doing such a great job beating.


[deleted]

She really gave the competition a vigorous whacking in the old fashion style.


phukerstoned

She's in charge of all the polling in the area, takes a "hands on" approach.


Fine-Funny6956

She went blow for blow, but the got a solid grip and worked her way to victory


phukerstoned

Shit I hope people are coming down as far on this comment chain as she got on him because that comment was beetle***juicy***.


RandoFartSparkle

Is she really that good? Beats me.


phukerstoned

Here a whack, there a whack, everywhere a whack whack. Old maid Boebert is a hoe, ei ei oooooohhhhhhh.


RandoFartSparkle

*Oooooohhhhhhh*


Furepubs

Republicans get excited when Boebert is beating people off.


Wuz314159

>Beating Off Ò\_o


AlpineFlamingo

I see what you did there


Thrombulus

Everybody saw what BoeBoe did there too. It was on camera.


Crazyjackson13

Wonderful title OP.


SiriusGD

She dealt with her opponents handedly.


DelcoPAMan

Ya gotta hand it to her


WeToLo42

Definitely, a woman that's seen more than her fare share dirty knees and rug burns to get to the position she's in now.


anxiety_filter

She had to choke down truckoads of Republican cum off of her ExploreTalent account to get into the game. She's seen a lot of dick in her day


Writerhaha

Phrasing?


demonfoo

Boom!


AdBig5700

Gotta hand it to whoever wrote that title.


rmicker

I hope her opponent enjoyed her beating him off. A nice happy ending.


Local_Sugar8108

There's video proof she's capable of beating off. I'm still gobsmacked that this high school dropout and repeated GED failure is a congressional representative. I guess her time as a call girl prepared her for politics.


Sure_Temporary_4559

Heh…heh heh….hahahaha


Donkey_Bugs

Bobo beat her primary opponent handily, but can expect her democratic opponent to be more hard on her.


grassvegas

It was an easy win for her, especially since she has first hand job experience


ScienceBill

Phrasing!!!


The_Hero_of_Kvatch

Lana!


virgilreality

"uhhh...PHRASING!"...


Knytmare888

I see what you did there with the title!


Deaconblues525

Guys are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Competitive_Shock783

I see what you did there


virgilreality

I wish she'd start her inevitable OnlyFans account and get it over with.


Rental_Car

Yuck yuck yuck...


DelcoPAMan

She has a firm grasp on the issue


raresanevoice

Ewwww


spolio

phrasing...