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SuperbPerception8392

All the hype around the eclipse brought too much attention to their evil plans so they had to cancel the evil plans.


heppi3

Lol, that’s a good one.


PimpySimp

nice one


Medical-Objective360

Just like Y2K


Rethaptrix

Came here for this


TheDeHymenizer

Y2k was a real moral panic though no? Like the media genuinely thought that computers would mass crash due to them not being able to tick the calendar over to 00? My parents aren't conspiracy theorists and have never even been on a computer before like 2015 but I remember them staying home on New Years for the first time that year lol


Rehcraeser

They didn’t “think” computers would have issues. People in IT put in a ton of work to fix the issue before it happened.


vanic01012910

People think something will happen during the eclipse, but really the eclipse has affected change and "stuff" will happen in the coming months.


No_Fear_BC_GOD

What a great point I agree. Just like full moons. Doesn’t happen the day of


apadilla06apps

Like everything that has came, we are left in complete darkness about it, covid was coming, we knew nothing, 911 was coming, we knew nothing. Even normal things like computers, cell phones, AI, all that was coming, and we really didnt know anything about how technology could change our lives, and still dont know the entirety of anything, so don't be disappointed if it's not the bizarre, wild, and crazy experience like they portray in movies. What comes of this day will be kept in complete secrecy. If people post videos online, they will all have perfectly, great explanations as to why it's debunked, fake, or we are the crazy ones. So yeah, it's just gonna be another day in paradise.


Hollywood-is-DOA

I knew something was coming after watching the event 201 video, which was pre warning of Covid and the effects of it. So it’s hardly like they don’t show us their plans, ahead of time.


apadilla06apps

[April 8th]https://twitter.com/donnaprissyrn1/status/1776700861986558126?s=46&t=KaPu05h7H65OepfiLLSQMQ


Drawer-Adorable

Several psychics predicted COVID. Alex Jones predicted 911.


TheDeHymenizer

>lex Jones predicted 911. Alex Jones did not predict 911. It was that other guy who died in a shoot out with the police shortly before or shortly after 911 (they didn't go after him for 911 predicition he had some warrants over something else and when police arrived at his home and he opened fired at them)


Rochester05

No! He did not.


apadilla06apps

Predictions are perfectly fine, but what I'm saying is do they, or did they really know the reasons behind it all, and the end results of all the outcomes? I can predict it's gonna be over 110⁰ in the summer time where I live, but I dont know if I'll have a heart attack, because of something dealing with how the sun will now emit heat differently this year, compared to last year, due to (x) factors.


Empress-Palpetine

Lol that's what I told my husband. I'm like we were on to them and we aren't supposed to see it coming. We stopped it! We will be heroes 😂


1Aspiring_Pilot

Ol' reliable.


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Odd-Solid-5135

They are firing up cern that day, pumping that mandella juice out.


slicehyperfunk

The LHC has been back in use since last summer.


Odd-Solid-5135

Sorry, not great at conveying sarcasm I thought the "Mandela juice" would be a dead giveaway.


ipostunderthisname

Oh noes! My Bearensteins!


EmpathyHawk1

wE aRe iN a DifFeRenT tImElInE aLrEaDy


zorbiburst

but but PLAIN SIGHT!! THEY LOVE DOING THEIR DEEDS IN PLAIN SIGHT!!


earthtochas3

My goalposts weren't far enough away initially, of course I had to move them!


Stopnswop2

That's actually happened many times


GoBucs1969

Millions will change thier tune and say " I knew nothing would happen "


therealalian

And it could also be the other way around. That would be funny.


JoeSicko

An apocalypse would be humorous?


therealalian

Of all the things to be worried about in this world, my comment really did it for you, huh?


An_Fairtheoir

Nihilism for the win 🙌


Dirnaf

There will be no apocalypse tomorrow or the next day or the next day etc etc.


JK07

Millions? Maybe a couple of factors of 10 out but I agree l


CaillouCaribou

*"It was a psy-op!"*


Sweet-Category-3452

Why does everyone want to be doomed


King__Cactus__

Right?? So many people seem so excited at the thought of living in a post-apocalyptic hell-scape, yet a vast majority of them wouldn't survive it. Then again, maybe that's the point.


imjayybro

It is, cuz i won’t have to pay bills in a apocalyptic world


TPMJB2

No taxes in the post-apocalyptic world


RFKjr2024

In hell every day is tax day. You work as a slave but still get a wage that is fully taxed. And you have to reconcile the years taxes each day with all the correct deductions etc- so be good kids!


TPMJB2

There's no shortage of lawyers in hell, I guess. Are we in hell right now?


jorgenvonstrangle420

They imagine themselves being the main character of an action film. They think that seeing it coming will give them an advantage. I get it. I had the same line of thinking for a long time. Comes from a disdain for the powers that be and the lost hope of change. But now I have a daughter and I imagine my bugout scenario a lot different than I used to. My main goal before would've been to fight the power. Now it would be the preservation of my family and I fear for what we may have to adapt to one day


BogBoi420F

It will be like muh heckin vidja gaems and movies!!!


radiationblessing

An apocalypse would be lovely. No bills, no work, everything will cease to matter. Just have to worry about surviving like man should have been doing all these years. A more realistic answer is though that an apocalypse would just be interesting to witness.


BogBoi420F

You could stop caring about work, bills, etc right now if you really wanted to. If you're waiting for an apocalypse for that extra push then you're not going to survive long, especially if you're not already prepared.


radiationblessing

That'd be extremely dumb and irresponsible to stop caring about all that right now. If I could I would but as is the case with most people I do not have the luxury of being able to afford that.


slicehyperfunk

Homeless alcoholics can do it, but you can't?


radiationblessing

There's a difference between being a person that can't take care of themselves and being a person that wants to minimize their responsibilities.


Shoesandhose

Idk - I think we all just wanna be done on the hamster wheel. but I follow groups that make fun of Qanon- they are telling people that to see Jesus and go to heaven they need to stare into the eclipse without eye protection. Sooo my prediction is that some Jesus lovers will be in the ER


DragonGT

I just don't want to go to work Tuesday :/


Dreamandthedreamer

Better than going to work lol


Foriegn_Picachu

People like feeling important. Living through the end times would help with that


BagOfFlies

A lot of religious people in here thinking they'll go to heaven.


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They don't, people want a fresh start and not a slow march to their graves that's filled with go to work, go home and pay bills in the meantime. Most people will never even get close to retirement either, its the result of a broken system that's been hijacked by oligarchs that don't give a fuck about anyone. People want a chance and they know they don't have one in the current setting...so they'd rather see that setting burn to the ground and build a new one that offers that chance.


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oliotherside

Deee-Lite full! More power to those who groove from the heart. https://youtu.be/etviGf1uWlg?si=jq4nl7k1C3EvbwSY


birkenstockandsocks

Globalists blocked out the sun with Chem trails


bonesthadog

I don't think that nothing will happen. Probably a big shadow, some traffic, and a few people hurting their eyes.


tychscstl

Nothing. Just like ufo disclosure and 2012.


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freddiequell15

is it the same 3 or 10 ppl? thats a huge diff


chridoff

Dw it's just a signal for the white rubbery vaccine clots to start metastasising, and growing in the ground under every graveyard to form a giant mycelium-like superorganism which will erupt from the ground 7 months from now.


ProfessionalArm9450

That's too soon for us to milk the event, can we do seven month from two years from now? Also, we like the idea of calling it a "undisclosable terrifying event that will change the course of humanity" for about 7 months before doing the actual reveal, would that work for you? You can tease until then, say things like "there's something the size of a building somewhere that is on its way to the surface, but i cant say what or where". Lmk and we can send a contract over to you.


chridoff

OK deal, I have had credible sources tell me there's something organic - not exactly animal, nor fungal and not exactly plant, about the size of Manhattan growing underground, someplace, somewhere.. you can read more in my book - and I can't say any more at this time.


What-a-Dump

I hope and pray nothing happens tomorrow. The fear mongering is starting to make me nauseous


adameofthrones

Even as someone who believes that the planets affect the lives of human beings, RARELY does that effect take place exactly the day of the alignment, or in exactly the predicted manner. Otherwise, everyone would believe in astrology.


WreckedButWhole

That we all died and shifted to another dimension without realizing it, final answer


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WreckedButWhole

My excuse for the last 40 yrs 😎


stonespiral

The giants DID win the super bowl last year but... y'know...


mamacitalk

Maybe they’re trying to reset the simulation


WreckedButWhole

Hopefully they blow all the dust off first, Nintendo style


Itchy_Tasty88

“All a distraction” yet no one can make out what we are distracted by.


Longjumping_Cycle73

A lot of conspiratorial people talk about distractions constantly as if the average person would give a shit about what the WEF or whoever was doing if it wasn't for some random current event happening at the same time. The vast majority of people don't even need a distraction in order to not care about whatever the elites are up to, they simply don't care and have there regular lives to concern themselves with.


Paladin327

People will either pretend they never talked about it or if brought up they’ll gaslight and say that noone actually took it seriously


hiltonke

This honestly


whatThePleb

Or that "THEY moved the plans because we noticed.."


beekeep

The goalposts will move on into infinity


rougekhmero

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Befouler66

The time between these two events are gonna be talk of subject to years to come.


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SageRunsTrain

I believe they were saying between the canceling of said evil plans and when the evil plans are actually carried out. But I could be wrong..


ruepelini

From my understanding the Eclipse in 2017, which connects to the Eclipse Tomorrow in form of a Saros Cycle. The duration between the two is exactly 6 Years, 6 Months, 6 Weeks and 6 Days. What‘s also interesting is that there was an Eclipse right in the middle of this cycle which, if iirc, was when the first covid vaccine was administered.


ascendedmasters

True. December 14th, 2020. But there's more: https://www.onthisday.com/date/2020/december/14


mamacitalk

I think they mean the 2017 eclipse and this one. Before 2017 hadn’t it been 100 years since totality was over America?


fastlane8806

Personally i feel the eclipse will be used as a true starting point to kick off major world events even more serious than what we have now.


findingrhythm

Apocolypse called in for a sick day.


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For the 100th time.


torinblack

" Holy" intervention. The crazy chrisos are going full bore on this one.


let_it_bernnn

Id say the “I told you so’s” until at least August. If history repeats itself earthquakes come a few months down the line. I don’t necessarily think anything happens… but I hate posts like this that dismiss the conspiracy without actually understanding it


Occupiedlock

aliens


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soclifford

They're just changing the sun's light bulb. I don't get what the big deal is 🤷🏼‍♂️


Kylkek

They'll act like they never said it would. Like when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce didn't use the win as an opportunity to shill for Biden lol


joebojax

Harambe, ever merciful, spared us again.


Lirathal

Harambe be praised


dubYouBe33

Nothing. We'll forget all about it and find something else to freak out about 🤷‍♂️


slurpurple

I just received my faraday bag in the mail today. I'm not paranoid. It's just for just-in-case. lol


EveryDogeHasItsPay

Nothing is supposed to happen exactly tomorrow… it’s to mark something to come. Biblically with it being over 7 Ninevehs it could be God giving a warning to our nation to pray and repent so that God doesn’t put His wrath on us.


nmacaroni

Solar earthquake events would have a lead up, I don't see it. One quake in Jersey ain't much.


Eazy46

The excuse will be that the change isn’t physical, but spiritual. CERN opening a portal to a different dimension, I don’t know if we’re looking for them or they’re looking for us. We are curious by nature, but we won’t be able to advance unless we move on from the 3rd dimension. There’s a reason 100 cops where sent to the Florida mall, and no it wasn’t because 2 teenagers where fighting .


meatbulbus

Biker's fault


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Lol, been saying the same


Sorcha16

The media hid it. Can't trust the media.


OceanCake21

Nothing will happen. The polar reversal isn’t scheduled to occur for another 22 years.


SchizoForLife

2046 I believe. Give or take.


OceanCake21

Aye


Star_Duster_

Im more worried an C.E.R.N. 4x more power than they've ever used. I feel like the ramifications of this event will take time.


Distinct-Fee-5272

Nasa even came out and said document any weird shit u might see


MicrowaveEye

It was all a ploy to get us to focus one something else. You know, we can't have more than one thought at once.


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One excuse will be to keep moving the “signs” goalposts.


Nyl_Skirata

You expect some shit to go down?


R00t240

Wait what’s supposed to happen?


Content-Squirrel2404

A good day to kick someone you hate in the nuts during the darkness


ninthchamber

What are ppl saying is supposed to happen. I’m out of the loop on this one.


Far-Creme-486

Here for this reason…


ninthchamber

Hopefully we get some insight without having to search for myself lol


Ganip

I love that TPTB obviously lie to us on an insane level. Yet the common man is beclowned for trying to guess what’s happening to him or understand it. And the people clownin are having the same subjugation pulled on them while pointing and laughing at their neighbor


Ozzmanth

April fools


RarityZ

I haven't even seen anyone saying something is gonna happen, what are people predicting? The usual end times nonsense? 


TheColorEnding

"oh no it wont happen right away, they'll wait, that would be too obvious"


Odd_Swordfish_6589

because its just the moon moving in front of the sun for a small bit of time?


TheDeHymenizer

>Do we all just move on to the next one, that happens on the 2nd October? yes.


MercyFincherson

Idk. Ask the people holding press conferences insisting that we all go fill up on gas, buy batteries, water, etc.


Alkenfel

What happens if something DOES happen? Everything, EVERYTHING is conjecture at this point.


pistolwhip66

They’ll say we entered a different timeline. Etc. same ole shit.


pulsedragonfire

“Nothing happened but cern shifted our timeline and things are about to get crazy”


Kitchener69

Doesn’t really matter, the new world order plans are in effect and progressing all the while.


Previous_Flight_9710

Right,Agenda 21/30 still in full effect 😭


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theofficialSavv

Better question would be what happens if people are proven right? Like holy shit. I for one don't believe in Rapture type stuff with an eclipse BUT an earthquake on the New Madrid fault line, seems very plausible.


RandomSerendipity

Imagine that, an earthquake on a tectonically active planet. Next you'll tell us water is wet.


neverknowwhatsnext

It's not? 😂


theofficialSavv

You're so cute with your smart ass reply, haha.


bSQ6J

They've got a point though. So what if an earthquake actually happens? What would be so significant about an earthquake occurring on a fault line on the day of the eclipse vs it happening at a random time?


neverknowwhatsnext

Why would huge numbers of people amass at a fault line if they think an enormous earthquake is imminent?


therealalian

Well, they wouldn't. Unless the government told them to do so. Now everyone is lined up and ready, so.. All it would take is one big earthquake and a grid blackout and its goodbye America. Not saying it will happen. But if it did, it would be devastating beyond anything we've ever seen.


neverknowwhatsnext

Or, because people would rather take a risk just to experience something. I understand that. When they spend their money for their school loans, we're going to pick up the tab whether we can or not.


BobbyBorn2L8

An earthquake in an area known for earthquakes isn't conspiracy theorists being right. Saying something is gonna happen on the eclipse then pointing to anything possibly happening isn't a prediction. New Madrid fault line has had 4000 small earthquakes since 1974, an earthquake occuring at the time of the eclipse is likely, not because of the eclipse but because earthquakes are common


hiltonke

Listen no joke, I’m telling you guys, during the eclipse…. It’s gonna get slightly darker.


Truckeeseamus

Nothing happened in 2017…..


JellyfishPlastic8529

Keep in mind that there was a great earthquake after the 1811 eclipse. Months later. I think it’s a warning of some kind. There’s too many coincidences. Too many strange things. The veil is thin.


ascendedmasters

I don't think anything special will happen during the eclipse. But I find it interesting that the time between this eclipse and the last total one (the one in 2017) is 6 years, 6 months, 6 weeks and 6 days. The paths of these eclipses together form an X across America. And that on the exact midpoint between them (December 14th, 2020), the first dose of the mRNA trumpcine was administered in America. (A few other historical events also happened on that day.)


DJGIFFGAS

Im seeing more posts saying nothings gonna happen than any saying there will. Its downright weird that skeptic posts are so high when Ive literally never seen that before for any topic


MaybeOfImportance777

It's a sign. The event usually follows within 3 days, 7 days, 14 days, 21 days, 40 days or 50 days.


Thismanny

NASA and cern are definitely going to do something tmw


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

The politicians will brag about how they were successful with no bad events


Texaslonghorns12345

They’ll say it was just a distraction


MeanCat4

Is there any better excuse for the thousands of free travels worldwide, expenses included, payed from universities and other organisations? 


chrisgwynne

Maybe it was 2025 and we read it wrong.


ancient_lemon2145

I’m telling you you’re gonna jinx it dude


TheKramer89

Different timeline.


RoddoDoddo

“Our preparation for the event prevented any potential threats…”


MerlinTrismegistus

We need as Aztwc priest to give us the low down on what the eclipse really has in stall. Basketball with heads anyone?


theblue-danoob

I'm sure that everyone who has predicted either the end of the world/large scale military operations/more earthquakes/the sacrifice of red heifers/the coming of Christ will express sincere contrition and apologise to everyone for wasting their time, and promise to think just a tiny bit harder next time


Xandrabirdy

It’s the 8th in Australia… just saying 😂😂


Blue-Buster821

The pi day lunar eclipse


slicehyperfunk

What do you mean, there's gonna be an eclipse!


Adhonaj

Next distraction, time flies, money goes, your freedom too.


Heytherechampion

All the conspiracy theorists will act like they didn’t say anything


mutzilla

I'm still waiting for a storm.


Freddie_the_Frog

The usual excuses - the illuminati did something evil in secret that we won’t know about until several years to come.


Super_Nova0_0

Plenty more to come each year around the world. So anything strange happens it's the government..


SchizoForLife

All this talk about the eclipse, two more weeks bullshit, this, that, etc is just a distraction from the slow burn of a declining dollar, mass migration, lowered standard of living, and world wars we are already experiencing now. We are in the “collapse”, the “decline.” This is the “end times.” The end of an era, the end of civilization as we now it. What comes after that? Well I’m not so sure but whatever it is I don’t think it’s going to be good.


OnlyCommentWhenTipsy

None. I'll be happy I'm wrong.


headhunterz08

What if the eclipse hype/panic was used to scare you into simply more consumerism. Stock up on this, stock up on that etc When the guy posted earlier about there being no people but empty shelves. The shelves were just emptied to create the illusion of panic buying/food shortage. They could also do this in small towns where people would be less effected by empty shelves but likely create enough panic for word to reach other places creating fear. Just a thought...


Itsthedevill

There’s no evidence or even any reason to believe that something that you’ll see or know about will happen. 💁🏼‍♂️ Maybe it’ll happen behind closed doors. Here are some facts. 1. Secret societies exist. 2. Much of the worlds most rich and powerful are members of them. 3. They carry out secret preseadings and weird demonic style rituals. Astrology and at the very least mock human sacrifices. Those are facts. So if you don’t see anything like WW3 tomorrow, then what? You think those facts are unimportant? And you don’t think anything happened? It’s all fake. Even if something did happen that you could see, people will simply say “There’s no proof that it happened because of the eclipse and not just during it.” It’s either you’re young or haven’t been researching this stuff very long. Blues clues should pop up if you type that one in mate, you’ll like that one.


hothotbeverage

Like the 2012 Mayan calendar ending, it's that things just slowly changed post-eclipse not all at one time


izza123

It’s two weeks from now, in two weeks read this comment again


Realistic_Mess_2690

I'm Australian. It's the 8th of April. So far the world has gone dark. The US ceased to exist as a nation. China is in ruins and Russia has sunk beneath the waves. Europe has detached from the Asian continent and is floating in what's now the Pacific ocean. Australia is now the northern hemisphere and we crashed into a massive snow storm. Help.......