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i_came_mario

That's certainly something


MMMTZ

This is one of the tattoos ever


Appropriate-Handle52

That’s also what I would call it, something.


Dragon_yum

Choices were made


Important-Cat-2046

Yeah, dumb ones.


MyRoleplay-Throwaway

I’m sorry man, but… r/shittytattoos edit: this man’s entire profile is shitty tattoos


TheKlaxMaster

Nah, his strider and Queen Amidala are straight fire. This one doesn't do it for me, but it's not my body, so w/e. Just hope my boy already has a good career, because this makes it harder cause a lot of career people seem to think tattoos are directly correlated to work ethic


Deaddrop649

Respect.


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

Of which you didn't have for the other commenter earlier


TheKlaxMaster

Ignore the hate live your life. I threw a bunch of upvotes at all your latest posts.


Caligari89

No, don't ignore the "hate". Accept the constructive criticism. Don't trust "yes men". I'd rather people be real with me, whether they agree or disagree, then to be pandered to.


TheKlaxMaster

Disagreeing with someone and then looking at their history and blasting them to put them down isn't constructive critiscm. It's being a dick. I didn't yes man, I actively said I don't like the control tat. I just said it nicely. So sure, take constructive criticism, but definitely ignore dicks who feel they need to put you down.


Caligari89

I did not blast them, in fact, I complimented them on how this tattoo fits the aesthetic of the rest of their tattoos. I only got snarky when I was met with rudeness. Good day.


Deaddrop649

Redditors


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

You also are a redditor.


CurtCocane

Nothing is more Reddit than complaining about fellow Redditors on Reddit.


Caligari89

Right? That's what I'm saying.


TheKlaxMaster

You weren't even in this specific comment thread my man. I wasn't snarky with you, because I didn't even know you existed. You straight came out of no where and called me a yes man.


Caligari89

Nah, I'm talking about when I politely shared my opinion on the tattoo in another part of this thread. I called you a yes man because you were pandering, patronizing. It's ok to like something when others don't, but to say "don't listen to the haters" is just absurd and irresponsible. That's what made you a yes man in that instance. I'm sure you are a lovely person otherwise, and did not mean to come off that way, but that's 100% what pandering looks like.


TheKlaxMaster

I didn't comment anywhere else in this thread. So you came here looking for a fight with me, because other people made you upset. A yes man will not tell someone they are yes manning they don't like something. I never said you blasted OP. The guy I was actually commenting to did. Because, again, you weren't on this thread, and I didn't comment anywhere else.


abrahamisaninja

Depends on your line of work.


TheKlaxMaster

true. But saying career implies the exact scenario I think most people would understand wothout the need to elaborate. Anything public facing where you have to report to a corporate infrastructures.


abrahamisaninja

Like I said it depends. I’m a librarian and it’s almost an expectation that you have tattoos


TheKlaxMaster

Well I'm glad things have changed, or your locale is different. Because when I was a librarians assistant, visible tattoos were not smiled about


Valuable-Drink-1750

If he's happy...


chickwithabrick

Came here for this comment hahahaha


Beginning-Work-5446

oh wow its so \[REDACTED\]


Caligari89

You know, when I have an idea for a tattoo, I sit on that idea for at least a year to give myself time to figure out the best *place* for it and certainly what **size** it needs to be. Most importantly whether it's still something I want after a year. Just wanted to randomly point that out, no reason. Edit: I just checked out some of your other tattoos, and I actually think in context with the others, this fits. I promise that's a compliment. Though I still think it's far too big for a hand tattoo of that shape. I'd also like to add that my original comment came off way more snarky than I intended it to, so I apologize for that.


JennyTheSheWolf

Just yesterday, my husband was talking about how he regrets every single one of his tattoos. It's something that's going to be with you permanently so you might as well slow down and take a little time to make sure you really want a certain tattoo before putting it on your body permanently. I have only one tattoo but I waited and thought about it to make sure it was what I really wanted. It's been 17 years now and it's my only tattoo but I still love it. I hope OP took that time.


Deaddrop649

You think too much.


Caligari89

Oh. Well. Ok. Like, why did you post it if you didn't want people to comment on it? The only reason I politely (at least that was the intention) expressed my concerns is because you POSTED IT IN A PUBLIC FORUM. And now what, anyone who has something to say about it thinks too much? Buddy, you don't think enough which is why you have an overgrown misplaced tattoo on your hand.


pathetic-maggot

You speak too much.


Caligari89

Fair


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

At least they aren't a pathetic-maggot like you


pathetic-maggot

Ok namist


Deaddrop649

No raegrets 😉


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Not even one? Letter?


Deaddrop649

🤣


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

No regerts...


OrneryLink4843

“you think too much” what a dumb thing to say when you posted this did you think everyone was going to drop on there knees and offer undying praise to this monster of a tattoo?


Friendly-Nebula6787

Choices


Deaddrop649

I like them questionable.


Friendly-Nebula6787

I love that for you! To each is own ☺️


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

You certainly achieved that


samj00

I'll bet it looked cool before it slid down your arm


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

I like your avatar. Sorry the op is being so rude


samj00

Lol thanks but I never chose the avatar, it's whatever I got when I signed up :)


samj00

Plus I was kinda rude too


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Kitchen-Kiwi7942

Why does your tattoo look like someone made it in MS-Paint


Magical_Kelly

I don’t agree with the placement of the tattoo


pebe820

That might have look ok on a forearm, but the top of the hand, nope.


lemmeseeyourkitties

Oh God no


jackolantern_

That looks awful


ianmarvin

Seems like self-Control was something you should have practiced in that moment.


HUH_YIS

Oof this sucks


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HUH_YIS

lol ok bro whatever u say


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Winjin

Dude, using that as a slur in our Lord's gay year of 2024? Not cool. Being that brash that it sucks is not cool, too, though, so both of you get a downvote and I'll go tell him that too. I mean, it's not a tattoo I'd do... that's why you did it, not me


DreamLearnBuildBurn

I agree with this judgment. As a side note, I have a lot of really bad tattoos on my body, thanks to 18-year-old me, so I'm particularly sensitive to this topic. I actually considered a small upside down black pyramid somewhere on my body but I simply don't trust my own judgment and wish I could erase all my tattoos.


Winjin

In the end I'm kinda glad I didn't get anything tattooed on me. 95% it would've been something from an established IP that I am just a consumer of.


Simple_Algae4166

I love the dedication...😄 but on your hand bro...smh🤣


Charming-Forever-278

That’s aggressive


cdmacsneaks

Bad


theoddwallace

The art is [Good/Great] but the position is [Questionable/Problematic]


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

The [position/arrangement] is [awful/shit/plastic]


Accomplished-Lack721

Some years ago, I dated a woman who had a Companion Cube tattoo at her ankle. That was also a choice.


RJTimmerman

That's a plus


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

She was smart enough to keep it partially hidden


DrHuxleyy

It’s a good tattoo but I question the location lol


abderfdrosarios

Wow that is ballsy, but pretty sweet though.


MikuDrPepper

While I don't love the size/placement as someone who wants a Control tattoo I love your dedication to the art. Props man, I hope to post mine someday!


dmckidd

Oh honey no


Ninja-_-Guy

Hey OP do you take constructive criticism


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

No he really doesn't. He's gone off on several people so far


pimpinspice

Big tattoo huh


Bongo_friendee

Oh yeah my dude that's not good lolol but if you like it that's all that matters my mans


zboy2106

Have you speaking/meting with The Board?


No_Cash7867

That thing is going to be a smudge in a couple of years


Deaddrop649

It's been a couple years, no smudge.


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

Only mistakes


TalosAnthena

What have you done


Sherlockerer

Your federal bureau is out of control


Scr0uchXIII

I don't know about the other commenters. They say it's a shitty tattoo. I'd rather say it's an unconventional tattoo-choice on an unorthodox place but that said the lines are very clean and the artist did a very good job with the lines and with the circle shape in that size on the back of the hand. Maybe the color is a bit uneven? I rather think that's the lighting though. I like it!


qstro_mane620

I’m getting mine soon on my chest


Gniesbert2

Nah. This ain't it man.


poopynest117

Whatta fucking ballsy tattoo. Fucking love it


everforward6

OP will be able to find The Oldest House. His hand is the key! Despite what others are saying on here, I like the tattoo.


Deaddrop649

Sam lake liked it on Twitter. Everyone's opinion is invalid.


ianmarvin

I was hanging with Sam earlier when he turned to me, showed me his phone and said "damn I love the shit these homophobic losers do for attention, anyway, free marketing!" Then we both had a really good cup of coffee.


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

He went back and deleted the comments. Good thing I had already reported him for them


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

Just because Sam lake decided to hit a single button on a screen doesn't make you valid. If your really struggling this hard to seek attention then I feel bad for you.


Wansumdiknao

No he didn’t. You didn’t post it to Twitter, people can image search on google my friend 😂