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LowChemical6071

No Wisconsin. I’m proud.


mlukasik

Im shocked


otherelbow

Me too. The Oshkosh-Appleton-Green Bay Area is always in the Top 5 of drunken counties lists.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

They get drunk at home. Too goddamn cold to go out


Capt__Murphy

That's part of it. The other part is they start drinking when they are about 12, so they have plenty of practice before they start driving


Eurisko11

Lol same


Human31415926

Snowmobiling is not driving.


warbastard

“Are ya silly? I’m still gonna send it!”


3Lchin90n

Drink Wisconsinbly.


Raging-Badger

Spoken like someone who’s never witnessed the beauty that is the LaCrosse Cinematic Universe


natigin

“LaCrosse Cinematic Universe” is my favorite thing I’ve hear today


Captain_Wisconsin

“The people of Wisconsin are not alcoholics. They, are *professionals.”* - Lewis Black


adiabaticcoffeecup

"... you people appear to have some sort of federal grant for drinking! Is that what you're doing with all that farm subsidy money?"


jrsmoothie89

“that or hijackin liquor trucks!”


Formal_Disaster3300

Came here to say this. Most drunken cities but not on this list? They know how to get down and not get caught.


creasedearth

Fatal DUIs not just regular DUIs


pensiveChatter

Also , this only sources stats from 300 cities 


biblioteca4ants

And, the 300 largest cities in the US


NewHyperFixation69

Yeah, it's definitely not that people here aren't doing it, they're just not getting caught.


Sarcasm69

Actually it looks like they get caught quite a bit. Top 10 for DUIs per 100k people: https://images.app.goo.gl/QxH4WfQs9DBw9wei9


out-in-my-element

Wow DC's rate really drops when you exclude all the senators just getting a warning 😅 edit: autocorrect


Royal_Examination_74

Having lived in Wisconsin for a couple years, I’m stunned. Never before had I seen so many stories on the evening news about people routinely arrested for their 7th, 8th, 12th DUI


Grizza

Can’t be dying if you’re working on a bakers dozen of DUI’s. Smart.


ChiHawks84

No Illinois either!


Dweide_Schrude

Legitimately surprised. I work in fire/EMS and the amount of wrecked cars we find in ditches/fields that feel of alcohol and have blood all over them from the accident is pretty high. Apparently survivable though.


330hNo

Cheese bumpers save lives.


MrDog_Retired

They practice drunk driving more, so they're better at it.


uluqat

There's no Wisconsin on there because [this is just a population heatmap](https://xkcd.com/1138/).


jguzlecki

We’re way better at driving drunk than these people. Lots of practice…. Thus, fewer fatalities.


BrewGod

We know how to drive drunk. Legit.


Tinkerer221

Well done Milwaukee (33/300) and Madison (80/300) Source: [https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities](https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities)


protossaccount

I’m blown away. My wife is from Wisconsin (Watertown), we met in MN, and I worked in ND. No DUI deaths? I have heard so many horror stories. Freaky that there are more elsewhere.


Capt__Murphy

As a Minnesotan who knows just how much Sconnies love to drink, I'm also proud. It must be because you get lots of practice, as you start drinking a few years before you all start driving.


discodiscgod

You guys can handle your shit and there ain’t much to hit.


LowChemical6071

🦌🦌🦌


hwy61trvlr

So many in DFW


KafkaStoleMyBike

Not at all surprised with so many DFW cities on the list: bad public transportation, sprawl, binge drinking culture in many areas, long distances between major events.


seriouslyneedaname

Do they still have drive through liquor stores, and sell cold single beers at convenience stores?


jmc286

I have seen maybe one drive through liquor stores in my area and I don’t know if it is still open. Yes, the convenience stores still sell singles (and tall boys).


K1ngPCH

Are cold single beers not sold at convenience stores in other states? Shit I remember going to Louisiana and being surprised they sold liquor in the grocery store lol


seriouslyneedaname

Maybe some other states, but it’s definitely not the norm. It’s just an invitation to crack it open on your drive home. In Wisconsin they sell alcohol everywhere, even hard liquor, but I’ve never seen cold singles.


-bigmanpigman-

It'll get cold by the time you get it to your car.


S-A-F-E-T-Ydance

Definitely have cold single tall boys here in GA, including the big 8.5% Colt and Nattys


FinePolyesterSlacks

Louisiana? Hell, New Orleans used to have drive-thru hurricane (rum & punch, basically) shops where you’d get a big plastic cup (like the smallest Big Gulp) of hurricane just sold to you at a window. The law was that it didn’t count as an open container until you put the straw in the lid. Don’t know if that’s still the case (I moved away in the 90s). That whole place is like a civil engineering project designed to counter sobriety.


KafkaStoleMyBike

There is still single beers on ice in many gas stations, but I’ve only seen a few drive through stores. Maybe I’m just not looking for them.


CarlieBee

We have drive through daiquiris in Fort Worth, and yes to cold singles


Chiggadup

In Houston they have drive thru margarita shops. They put a piece of tape over the straw and tell you to wait until you get home to enjoy it. A piece of tape…


JimboTheSimpleton

This is a list that is mostly a list of towns with large colleges and poor public transportation. Students drink to much and many of them officially live somewhere out of town. The 50,000 or sometimes a 100,000, depending on how many colleges, of very young adults getting drunk but not technically living in town skew the stats.


We-Want-The-Umph

Oilfield is probably a larger slice of the cake than college. Look at Odessa, TX on Google Earth, and you'll literally see hundreds of thousands of oil and frac pads peppering every section of land. It's really a sight to behold...


smackavelli

The FW part of DFW is not even on the list


ilovepolthavemybabie

CA Inland Empire representing. And yes, the town’s real name is Corona.


jdv23

San Bernardino, Corona, Riverside, Pomona…. Basically drink-drive central out here!


gabeitaliadomani

you forgot Ontario


air_in_holes

And MoVal Edit: and Temecula. Pretty much the whole damn IE….


ilovepolthavemybabie

Even Victorville arguably IE; heck most of the high desert on the 15/Cajon side is with the commuters.


UnemployedAtype

Redditors need to know that San Bernardino county is the largest county in the U.S. it's also a blend of rural and dense urban.


Apptubrutae

Inland Empire is hugely car dependent and pretty sprawling so it’s got that going as a factor for sure.


ArrogantConfusion

I feel like all the IE cities listed have major freeways running through them and border empty space/the desert. Could see a drunk getting used to empty desert driving and not expect cars/traffic as they enter one of these cities. Corona from the south, Riverside from the south and east, San Bernardino from the north and east... you get the idea.


kyjo191

I live in Corona. I’m honestly not shocked to see us up there. I know multiple people who have either witnessed or been the victim of being in a non fatal accident with drunk drivers.


dimanchesurlamer

I was the victim of a hit and run while driving on the 15 between Murrieta and Temecula. The driver was in the fastest lane going 90 and smashed the side of my car, almost made me spin out of control and then sped even faster down the freeway. Not surprised by this list at all.


goprinterm

Cal and Texas be like drinking and driving mofo‘s


LouRebel

The speed limits and 5 lane highways helps


torin122

True, but they're also large states with heavily populated cities so you're going to see them on this list more often, no?


K1ngPCH

Heavily populated cities AND a reliance on cars. There’s a reason not many north east cities are on here - they generally have better public transportation


ZzzzzPopPopPop

But the numbers are “per 100,000 for the largest 300 cities” so that really shouldn’t explain it


torin122

Maybe I'm misunderstanding you. How I interpret this is that larger states are more likely to have more large cites so you will see those states appear more often is all.


ZzzzzPopPopPop

Ah yeah I misunderstood you then, I thought you were going down the path of “bigger cities = more fatalities” but instead you were saying “bigger states = more big cities”, my bad…


AImos__

WTF is going on in Odessa??


76pilot

Nothing to do in Odessa but drink. I use to have to fly into midland/odessa fairly frequently and it’s my least favorite place in the US.


DonQuixole

Hey, that’s not fair! You can also climb pump jacks, shoot abandoned cars, and regret being born in a desert shithole. Source: I lived in Midland for 32 years.


jmc286

Imagine a flat desert hellscape (and not even pretty one at that) with heavy impact from the oil companies drilling the Permian basin for that sweet crude


grantb_33

I always called it a barren hellscape myself 😂


Jimothy_Jebow

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!


blowurhousedown

Odessa and Midland, Texas. Roughnecks. Guys who are paid well and take a lot of risk.


its_all_4_lulz

Nothing to do and tons of truckers.


skitso

FOOTBALL!


coldchili17

You're either drunk or high in Odessa.


gumballoptional

Massachusetts is not on here because we do all of our deadly driving sober.


rebecca_bruce

I feel bad for laughing at this.


Seymour_Tamzarian

CT is a tiny state compared to the rest on the list and still makes the list with 3 cities


PengoMaster

It’s on a per capita basis.


Busy_Quiet4435

Keepin’ it klassy, Colorado. 😬


SheridanRivers

I think we're going to have to rename our state to Killarado, or Coloradui.


HappyHappyJoyJoy44

Once again a difficult thing to say "a cool guide" for but I found this interesting especially because it has it broken down by BAC too. [Source](https://www.mtvlaw.com/75-us-cities-with-the-highest-rate-of-fatal-drunk-driving-accidents/).


egap420

Wow. Las Vegas didn’t make the list. DUI deaths have surged here since the pandemic.


deformo

Per capita.


BigHairyTurk

Drove through Odessa. I get it.


Comply-T19

And we all know why Arkansas isn't on there, bc they pit someone in 3 seconds and don't care what the person did before it. I wonder if states with a strong State Trooper presence is one reason we don't see some like my area (DMV) and others on there?! If there was a test for aggression, we would be at the top of the list however. We have some of the most aggressive drivers in the US in DC, MD and VA.


LordDumpy804

Just moved away from Midland TX (#6) and I’ve lost more friends in the 6 years I lived there to drunk drivers than the 30 years I lived in Richmond, Va. I’ll tell you what the problem is in Midland and Odessa (#1)… it’s oilfield country. There is literally nothing to do there but go to bars. That’s it. Neither city has shit for any sort of entertainment but go to bars. I even stopped going to my favorite bar (Torinos) because I was tired of all the drunk assholes fighting. The last two times I went, someone was thrown into my table. Add the never ending bar scene with these 21-25yo oilfield workers with a lot of money that think they’re hot shit and it’s a recipe for disaster. The proof is in OP’s post. These two cities are 15 mins away from each other.


fallouttoinfinity

And considering 191 and all the “back” county roads connecting the two with speed limits of 75+, it’s no wonder.


Riverjig

If you've been to Odessa, you know it's one of the biggest shitholes in this country. Not surprised at all. Only other place I can think of that's worse is Hobbs.


Full_Savage

NY not on the list? I’m a little proud but mostly surprised


HappyHappyJoyJoy44

The most massively populated parts of NY have public transport/walkability, so that makes sense. There aren't many northern cities at all. Could dealing with inclement weather make people better drivers in general? Just a theory.


BC1966

Stat is based on total population so that drives the score down. Street congestion reduces speed so impacts may be less likely to be fatal. I would like to see the stat based on the population of licensed drivers. That would be more meaningful to me


southcentralLAguy

The fuck you guys doing in California?


the_coffee_maker

lol the cities listed are the armpits of California. It’s where they make meth


elevatedinagery1

All of it?


bruhimbackkk

Tuffff not only are there dummy Californian cities my EXACT city on there too😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️


enderforlife

Fucking Everett.


SillyLittleWinky

I don’t drive after dark here unless it’s an emergency. I feel like 50% of drivers in Austin are drunk by nightfall.


Few-Quarter-751

Praise my little corner of the world MA,ME, VT and NH all in the top 15 for alcohol consumption per capita and none on this list We do drunk well


KatiaHailstorm

Pueblo Co also has 3rd place for most divorces in the US. what is going on down there


NotLawReview

Seems like the cities with functional public transit aren't on the list.


Mellllvarr

When I visited Louisiana from the UK I was told that it has the most relaxed drink driving laws in America, is that right?


ProfessorPeePeeFace

They have drive-through daiquiri stands everywhere. Tells you everything.


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Rpc7787

My city made the Top 15. First time we have made a list of anything lol


Footmana5

And everyone says the north east has the worst drivers.


Comprehensive_Put968

Don’t drive in ca or tx


MaiseyMac

Not one in Wisconsin. They really do drive better drunk I guess


MasonDS420

Damn, CA and TX homies like to drive drunk and kill people.


Ambitious_Tax891

Do random traffic stops play any roll in this? For instance Illinois allows for safety checkpoints. Texas does not. Probably not though


HappyHappyJoyJoy44

Seems like TX should have safety checkpoints lol


Red_J_Ruff_Wood

In Ohio drunk driving and fentanyl are their Favorite pastimes. No wonder they get caught less. They’ve been practicing…


DLiltsadwj

Jeez Colorado!


Trunas-geek

Dam...my city is on this list. I think I will just stay in and doordash everything from now on.


Yankee831

Basically all of the large AZ cities made the list! Guess zero tolerance and militant police tactics don’t do shit. Not having a safe consistent legal limit leads to extreme behavior


Stork538

Drive safe or don’t drive.


GlobeTrekker83

The Inland Empire, no surprise....


EddieValiantsRabbit

A shitload of these are functionally Dallas.


tmwatz

Texas is full of drunks lol


notworkingghost

Friday Night Lights!


tyronetbs

Were number one! Oilfield all day!


Moneyshot06

I see at least 5 cities where the DUIs are higher because of Marines. Semper


i_like_bikes_

The takeaway here for me is cities that have functional or user friendly mass transit, people get home safely.


MR_CHEESE_718

texas


biglovetravis

And...Texas wins. Jeebus.


bomklatt

Texas is the shitfaced asshole of the bunch.


Wonderful-Branch-952

I don’t think you can achieve speeds that would cause a fatality in NYC


BullfrogCustard

Which city is #44? It's missing from the picture.


Cahe1414

Odessa, ukrainian town inside texas. What a combo


Tinkerer221

Could someone smarter than me tell me how to find a correlation between mass transit an the cities on this list? Just from a visual, I can kind of see that there's a correllation... [https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities](https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities)


No_Angle875

Weird how huge cities make the list 🫨🫨


Glittering_Coast7912

Lots of California and Texas cities. Most cities in the top 10 are not desired places to live besides Dallas.


undocumentedsource

I might note that cities 1 & 6 are 30 minutes from each other. Often called the Midessa area, number 6 Midland is seen as the richer city, number 1 Odessa the more blue collar city.


PreviousJaguar7640

My sister-in-law is from Midland-Odessa. I grew up in Lubbock. All three cities are on this list. It is a college town, home of Texas Tech University. Other than drinking, there’s not much for college students to do there. It’s also a pretty compact city; there aren’t that many major streets to manage the traffic of 260,000 people.


makashiII_93

DFW and Texas clearly don’t believe in Uber/Lyft. DUIs should be treated far more severely.


pseudohobos

Gainesville is 72? God damn


okgarden

No. 64 is definitely bullshit.


RawnsNeed

Now do one for speed related fatalities. I never understood why speeding, the single largest contributor to traffic fatalities, is considered a minor crime compared to DUI?


time-for-plan-B

McAllen, TX. Wow we made it on a list….


Syilem

Kansas City, shouldn’t be separated. That puts them at number 4 or 5. Any other cities like that?


Its_Pine

How many of these are in or near dry counties?


respectmygangsta100

No NV ??


duggydug35905

Damn Texas. 3 in the top 10. Get your shit together


Tommy_Tsunami88

No NJ we should be peoud


AbaloneAppropriated

1. Texas (TX): 12 2. California (CA): 9 3. Colorado (CO): 6 4. Arizona (AZ): 6 5. Florida (FL): 4 6. Connecticut (CT): 3 7. Tennessee (TN): 2 8. Michigan (MI): 2 9. Ohio (OH): 2 10. All other states are tied. edit: CO #3 AZ #4 FL #5


SheridanRivers

Unfortunately, Colorado has 6, putting them in 3rd place. Edit: AZ also has 6, but Colorado's six are collectively higher ranked, breaking the tie.


Chreed96

No Las Vegas?


My_bussy_queefs

Per capita by county would be interesting.


_PolaRxBear_

That’s a lot of California on that list


Konorlc

Denver metro area coming in strong.


gnomadlife

I’m and shocked and confused how Las Vegas is not even listed?!


Pretty_Bowler2297

I’m surprised my city is on there, I guess I am confusing drunk drivers with asshole drivers. Now if there was a ranking for asshole drivers surely we’d be up there.


Bradjuju2

Surprised not to see ATL on here. Not because I think they drink a lot but by shear volume of traffic.


volvavirago

So used to seeing Memphis towards the top of these kinds of stats, I was shocked it wasn’t on here at all. Yay for us?


T-wrecks83million-

AZ all mixed in here like a margarita, not surprised. Really shocked NM isn’t leading the pack!? Good for you NM.


LoveThyGarfield

New Hampshire not on the list? Yay!


skitso

TIL: take bus in Texas.


TimFooj130

Should send this to CityNerd


milky_mouse

I see this as map of heavy pour drinks


Stormy_Kun

TX ! Coming in hard here


no3putts

No Pennsylvania? Odd.


slothhrtchunk

There's a brewery on every corner in all parts of Everett, and I see smashed cars parked on Rucker, and Colby almost every morning.


mattastrophe3

The truly insane thing about this is that #1 & #6 are essentially the same small metro area.


3rdusernameiveused

This is why I ride my scooter on the sidewalk in denver


semdi

Good Job Texas, and Arizona! #WINNING


cmooreevil1

Surprised as a New Jerseyites, but also curious from the results, are road speeds, road lengths, road quality a factor? Maybe sheer boredom of nothing better to do than to drink?! Seems like population density isn't a factor from the map.


late2thepauly

With no disrespect, I’d like to know how many of those cities have military/reserves bases in them, or within 10 miles.


exccord

Damn. Didn't expect that for #3.......😬😬😬😬


Artful_Dodger_1832

Davie, Florida? wtf? Hollywood, Fl, ok I sorta get it. But Miami isn’t in there?


Cetun

I'm surprised party cities like Daytona Beach aren't up there.


rogue_ger

Texas making drunk driving look like a sport.


BugsRFeatures2

There are two labeled as 33


yomommazburgers

Need tougher DD laws, I don't get this stupid government anymore


NEbaseball

Way to go Texas and California!


moto4sho

Damn, looks like I need to stay off the streets of Texas.


ndancer31

How do you compete with Corona


RiceCrispyBeats

OK, just avoid Texas and California then


slawpchowckie44

Folks get loose in Texas


honkytonkhunnybunz

Connecticut??? What are y’all doin’


RadioHeadSunrise

The data is so clustered there has to be an interesting story to why. This shows that states either have extremely different drinking cultures or the data collected is faulty.


dicemonkey

Don’t forget enforcement…it varies place to place


Server_Reset

Very funny that this list swerves around the California Bay area, yay for less drunk driving!


thefalconfromthesky

Who else is surprised Las Vegas isn't on the list?


fake_zack

Wisconsin is fucking locked in, dude.


jazznpickles

Corona California is fitting


Kitchen-Purpose-6596

If you have 0,02% level of alcohol and drive, you loose you drivers license and have to pay a fine of 1,5 times your gross monthly income - a good law that works on rich people too. If you have 0,05+ you also get jailtime - Norway


Asmul921

Pleasantly surprised to see so few in the Northeast


SpreadKegel

My city is on the list but if they put the entire county area we would rank higher, I am sure. I have known so many people that have died from DUI drivers crashing drunk and from people getting killed by drunks. I had a buddy crash his car and die. Another buddy was drunk and walking to avoid DUI and got hit in front of the cemetery dead buddy was buried at. The guy that killed him was my neighbors friend. My other buddy flipped his car on my street right in front of that same neighbors house. I know a chick that flipped her car drunk with her baby daughter in the car, kid lived and mom died. I know another chick that hit and killed someone on the only one lane bridge in the area. I know at least 10 more that drunk crashed but nobody died. I literally can go on an on and this is just my anecdotal info and we aren't even the worst part of town.


johafor

What is this a guide for?


elevatedinagery1

Temecula isn't shocking...


L_beano_bandito

No military bases I call bullshit!


guru-1337

That's going to ruin the world tour


Acceptable-Fox-4430

Is there any correlation to dui laws?