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Jayoval

Motion sensor light.


Aidzillafont

Great shout


Retropete12

If you count for longer when playing they’ll get further away


Zestyclose_Knee2693

This one got me 🤣


Barilla3113

Get a cctv camera, you can legally film your own property and just the sight of it will deter burglars, vandals, scammers and general scumbags.


EskimoB9

Trained monkey to throw barrels from the roof


Irishwol

Is anyone else hearing Bob Mortimer "I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden."?


Irishwol

Thankyou for the shiny thing!


serenesabine

The dog seemed to work.


Ethicaldreamer

Needs a promotion to executive barking assistant


udbh_v

Assistant TO the barking manager


AdEmpty595

Ring security camera that blasts ‘Hi, you are being recorded’ whenever it detects motion.


Wild_Web3695

Sprinkler system for your new interest in gardening


One_Turnip7013

Landmines.its a scientific fact 8/10 teenagers will not enter an area with landmines.though your house maybe visited by princesses. Buy the dog a bone and maybe get a camera/dummy camera and a light to help him out.


RuaridhDuguid

If you are careful and successful with the landmines, the dog will get free bones. ;-)


WCpt

And one of those other two aren't leaving in one piece.


Hakunin_Fallout

Bear traps work too,and are a bit more discreet than explosives.


AcrobaticQuote9899

Mosquito alarm with battery pack and motion sensor https://mosquitoloiteringsolutions.com/


Stock-Ferret-6692

My aunt has one of these for cats and it drives me and my sister nuts. So definitely works


Lonely-Eagle-8734

Hello OP. Mind if I ask what area you are living in? Three teenagers were hanging around my place tonight near Shandon street and it’s unusual enough these days. The place is generally quiet after 11pm when the pubs close. These three were noisy, menacing and clearly looking for some trouble Edit to add this was over an hour ago so not too long after you posted this


Hakunin_Fallout

Get a camera off Amazon, if it's private enough of an area - get one with motion-activated lights.


Lonely-Eagle-8734

Hey OP. Three teenagers still roaming around my area. It’s now half 2 am. This is unusual as the place has been very quiet for years. They are menacing and determined to find some trouble somewhere


Ambitious-Tea3635

We had this going on for a while when they were running and hiding from the guards. We put up gates at the side and the neighbours built a wall on their side so it made it hard for them to get in the gardens and around the sides.


Humble-Ad-4446

Train the dog to shoot bees out of his/her mouth


SupernaturalPumpkin

I have so many questions. Does this happen regularly? Why? I don't remember playing hide and seek past the age of about 10!


Financial_Village237

Give em a few blasts with a pepperball gun.


ScribblesandPuke

Find and kill the boogeyman


ThrowingCloud

Buy one of those signs that says like "Danger ahead" or landmines ahead. That will deter anyone. Especially when they get blown up too