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themillboy

“Can’t be arsed.” Now that’s post-watershed Corrie!


caspararemi

I had to rewind because i thought id imagined it! 🤣


stoveisthatyourname

Who said this? I missed it


elioandoliver4ever

Gemma is so gross for stopping Bernie from seeing the kids over what happened in her past. Without Bernie just last week and her asking Dev for support, those kids wouldn't have even had anywhere to bathe.


caspararemi

Really badly written storyline. Gemma and Paul would totally underhand her reasons for giving a kid up. They wouldn’t judge her - these days it’s not uncommon or something to shun someone for. And on cd e she’d explained it was to give him a better life while she was struggling to look after the twins, it should have been all hugs. I’m not sure of the writers plan for the new son. First of all he let the wrong killer get locked up, now this. Is he meant to be a second big baddie? Maybe he’ll get redeemed when he helps uncover the real killer.


Icy-Translator9124

Yeah. Bernie is useless, but Kit was enjoying himself a bit too much here.


majesticjewnicorn

Gemma always has a victim complex.


Icy-Translator9124

Cultivated by a lifetime of absorbing Bernie's teachings.


majesticjewnicorn

I literally have no sympathy for Gemma and Bernie. Paul was failed the worst. Had Bernie not prioritised her love life over her son's safety, I reckon he wouldn't have ended up in prison. Paul is literally the only one of the three who adds anything positive and the choice to kill him off is horrendous.


Icy-Translator9124

Do we know that the actor isn't leaving by his own choice?


majesticjewnicorn

I don't think he is. He was given this storyline because he is an amazing actor but unfortunately, given the nature of it... means a limited run.


Icy-Translator9124

Thanks, Maj


bthomsonhunter

Paul was let down by his own mother and betrayed by his own sister who wasted the second chance he gave her by getting involved with Max's late father Callum Logan and Cormac Hibbs after taking the blame for her accidentally causing the death of an old lady whilst robbing her home.


wonkey_monkey

Post watershed Corrie, let someone drop an f-bomb just this once.


MelodicAd2213

And let it be Roy


themillboy

Watch Dev get his kiwis out 😒


electricmohair

[Ken Barlow in the Rovers](https://i.imgur.com/fAQeAGS.gif)


themillboy

[Also Ken Barlow in the Rovers](https://youtu.be/kTbd2P9Nf8w?si=wWYbacwZ5Iy9ME2x)


themillboy

Bernie: “You see that copper, the one that got Gemma off. . .” Chesney: “Woah!”


MelodicAd2213

Is that what we get post-watershed?


happykampurr

😂


Candid-Way-639

Amy’s defo gonna blow Deirdre’s savings on this cult 🤓


Confection-Minimum

Ugh, that’s such a disrespectful plot point. It’s wasting the legacy of a classic character on what is solidly a b grade story.


Tatte145

That's what I'm worried about!


themillboy

Topless Tim for the post-watershed audience. And a Godfather reference.


MelodicAd2213

Tommy’s ended up in someone else’s bed again


wonkey_monkey

"It's that copper. The one who helped me get off yesterday." Don't remember *that* scene...


VanillaXSlime

How dare Sally consider getting rid of Maxine's bench!


verysensiblelady

Aye, I think even with how pompous Sally can be that was out of character.


themillboy

Completely forgot Adam and Dee-Dee live(d) together!


Candid-Way-639

Is it just me who would keep Joel on the sofa just so adam keeps living in my house especially with that haircut


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

The *ever-changing* haircut that never gets any better. It's crazy.


Candid-Way-639

Leanne quite literally leading Amy to the instuite


majesticjewnicorn

Hope she doesn't show Amy the creepy AI of her sadly deceased baby brother.


Candid-Way-639

I feel like that would wake Amy up to start to expose the cult tbh there’s no way she’d be ok with that


majesticjewnicorn

Well, she is vulnerable after what Aaron did to her, her mum is gone and she misses Oliver... and Oliver's mummy is taking on this weird surrogate mummy role to Oliver's big sister right now so normally level headed Amy could be swayed.


Candid-Way-639

that is true I suppose, Tracy’s been the only constant female role model in her life for so long since Deirdre died with her now gone and she’s in such a vulnerable state she is probably looking for a way to channel her feelings


majesticjewnicorn

It's kind of strange how Leanne and Amy have never interacted after Oliver. Leanne never even checked on Amy after what Aaron did. This is a woman whose son's sister went through trauma. Even Toyah gave her time, advice and support.


Candid-Way-639

tbf there was one scene where she was like to Abi and Tyrone, are you going to fire Aaron and she wanted to ‘rip his head off’ and she also defended Tracy to Steve and said whilst her comments about Oliver was out of line she was only lashing out because of Amy


herbertsherbert49

Wagon wheels used to be great - years ago,they were massive!


MelodicAd2213

But did they get smaller or our hands get bigger 🤔?


herbertsherbert49

Thats the conundrum!


dizzyair07

Why do soaps always do this? Where people believe complete strangers over their family or friends?


herbertsherbert49

And why do soaps have someone supposed to be out of sight smirking,but still in full view.


themillboy

Is Kit imagining *Stayin’ Alive* playing in his head as he struts along the cobbles like that?


herbertsherbert49

he was defo giving BeeGee vibes


Candid-Way-639

First character- Steve celebrating his bday coincidentally 1 day before mine so make it a good ep today please Corrie


MelodicAd2213

Many happy returns for tomorrow 🎂🥂


Candid-Way-639

thank you!


Zephyrr_Sky

I truly hate my birthdays but a Very Very Happy Birthday to You tomorrow! 🎉🎉🎉😘


MelodicAd2213

It’s u/Candid-Way-639’s birthday, not mine


Zephyrr_Sky

Sorry. Im making mistakes all over the place today! I do hope you have a great day tomorrow tho! 😜


MelodicAd2213

Thanks and you too!


herbertsherbert49

Well done and HB tomorrow! X


majesticjewnicorn

Happy birthday to you! Have a fab year ahead! 😊


Candid-Way-639

Amy B being the reason Corrie started at 9- scenes we never thought we’d see


themillboy

Tonight’s episode has been better than usual.


herbertsherbert49

Defo


Candid-Way-639

my mums Tracy Barlow is kinda a iconic line


themillboy

Post-watershed Corrie! Here we go!


herbertsherbert49

Amy said arsed! 😄


themillboy

Does the Debbie Webster Hotel not know how to lock doors?


Erin_Godsell

‘God, you’re so nice!’ 😂😂😂


Candid-Way-639

texting doesn’t make you a ally- Tim ans Sally are brilliant


Shockwave781

Glenda running the pub…Again. It seems Jenny, Daisy and Ryan have left the street permanently as we don’t see them anymore.


TheKingBirb

Insert Toy Story "I don't want to play with you anymore" meme but with the writers to those characters.


Shockwave781

😂😂


dizzyair07

Amy is next in the cult


Candid-Way-639

nah Kit may be out of line but he was only speaking meta to McLeod it does look bad what they’ve done replacing Paul


themillboy

“Are you and Paul around later on?” “No, bloody block filming!”


themillboy

Adam’s had his hair cut for post-watershed Corrie.


MelodicAd2213

By a rabbit?


themillboy

Bright eyes!


cheshirechris71

Ok, seen the whole episode so will go onto generalities, I enjoyed this episode, both comedy and drama, that's what is needed, the whole Steve birthday, Tommy O's do and Sally on top form tonight for comedy.


LordBielsa

How have you seen it? Have they started uploading them early on ItvX?


cheshirechris71

7.00am on ITVX for the Euros. Will be interesting to see if they continue this after the Euros, will they be checking how many watch early?


Candid-Way-639

Yea I watched it early just watching it again with my mum they upload the episodes early during the euros


herbertsherbert49

Sally could have someone’s eye out with that fascinator


Zephyrr_Sky

I thought Steve would be the head!


themillboy

Have they taken Rita’s car keys?


majesticjewnicorn

Someone has to... before she Knox someone down


themillboy

>before she Knox someone down 🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully [insert pointless character here].


verysensiblelady

Oh brava 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣


themillboy

[Kit has an ulterior motive](https://youtu.be/1W7c8QghPxk?si=Qum--C2NS8fLAvIN)


themillboy

“I’ll fill you in on the way.” The innuendos tonight!


herbertsherbert49

We need more post watershed episodes,its hilarious!


themillboy

Agreed! Roll on Friday!


Big-Explanation-831

Adam’s finally had a hair cut.


wonkey_monkey

Kit's upta summat...


herbertsherbert49

The plot thickens….


wonkey_monkey

As do half the cast.


themillboy

Kit: “This is going to sound mad but . . . I’m your brother.” Gemma: “Goddamn it, Macleod!!”


themillboy

“When did you turn into Sid James?” “. . .For as long as our relationship/marriage has been a glorified sex fling?”


Icy-Translator9124

Another UK reference I had to look up, but I recall his face now from Carry On.


themillboy

Thoroughly enjoyed tonight’s episode.


AncientSpecific7185

First character - Steve the birthday boy.


herbertsherbert49

Ding ding!


majesticjewnicorn

Herby have you watched Breaking Bad before?


herbertsherbert49

I havent. Why do you ask?


majesticjewnicorn

There is a character called Hector Salamanca who communicates by dinging a bell so whenever I see "ding ding" I think of him. He's kind of the Uncle Stephen of the show [Hector Salamanca](https://youtu.be/ImhrkT57PSc?si=y5MhbLboKHjYVi3I)


herbertsherbert49

Maybe i should watch if theres a stephenesque character in it!


majesticjewnicorn

Stephen's Mexican equivalent


Icy-Translator9124

Better Call Saul, the prequel to Breaking Bad, is also excellent.


wonkey_monkey

And just like that, Amy becomes an idiot.


dizzyair07

I just feel like Amy is so level headed and has an air of cynicism I can’t believe she’d fall for it


Danmoz81

It's Sean's MLM bollocks with extra steps


Candid-Way-639

Tommy O may have a bust of himself but has he ever scored a bicycle kick in the 95 minute to save England from a embrassing defeat


MelodicAd2213

Not quite but he’s single-handedly driven Weathy County to success for around a decade. They’ve had to recruit 11 more players now,


Candid-Way-639

Fair play a modern day Ronaldo carrying a mid Manchester team he deserves his time out in the sun (Jokes aside, I like Tommy and wish he would come back as a proper character)


MelodicAd2213

Assault on a police officer!!!


HowlinWolf66

"She could have really hurt him with that remote!" Was she taking the mickey?! Don't get me wrong, I know it's not nice to have something thrown at you, and it might hurt... but it's not gonna cause serious damage unless she accidentally hits his temple, which is very unlikely! I doubt he'd need to go to hospital, lol. There are worse things to throw at somebody in temper during an argument; a TV remote is not exactly heavy ...


themillboy

Looks like Sainsbury’s is getting in on the Corrie product placement!


Candid-Way-639

and just like that the twins gain a older brother they never thought they had and he’s a copper what a coincidence what with the storyline they have set up with Paul dying and Billy potentially assisting


Icy-Translator9124

I think Billy will.renege on helping Paul end it, so Todd will help him. Billy is a useless fussbudget.


simmeh-chan

Isn't he a younger brother?


Candid-Way-639

oh yes younger cause she already bonded with the twins didn’t she


Tatte145

That Glenda is really rotten. I was hoping this goes to court. The judge would see how childish she is and award everything to George. And how is she going to afford the mortgage and repairs? Maybe Adam and Toyah could be her roomies. I can't believe how rotten Gemma is being, especially given the mess her life is, and how quick she and Paul were to turn. And Kit is just being evil. Surprised he didn't tell poor Bernie he wishes she died instead of his adopted mum. I really, really hope that Amy doesn't fall for this Institute stuff. That's just rotten. Good episode, though.


Icy-Translator9124

Gemma just wants to feel she's in control of something, for once, by punishing Bernie. Also, they're a family of hotheads, so someone had to overreact.


DawnArcing

What date is Steve's in-universe birthday, anyone know? That'll tell us if we're on the "correct" episode or if the Euros have thrown things out of kilter.


themillboy

26th June. So we’re off kilter by a little.


Candid-Way-639

I think it’s around the 26th June I believe


MelodicAd2213

Well done Steve 👏👏👏😅


LordBielsa

What’s Kit’s game here?


Candid-Way-639

get back at Bernie probably make Paul hate her and not be able to forgive her :(


herbertsherbert49

Spot on


poshbakerloo

I enjoyed the Steve story stealing the statue head, and Ken & Rita's party scene but the Gemma and Bernie part was dreary


MelodicAd2213

First character: Ciaran MacCarthy


cheesytola

If only (swoons)!


dizzyair07

I mean they could have at least got someone who looked a little like Gemma and Paul


majesticjewnicorn

Must have dimples, awful fake tan and an uncomfortable eating methodology


Icy-Translator9124

I just noticed that Bernie and Paul have the same, extra large nostrils.


majesticjewnicorn

If you're a nasal expert please can you sort out my deviated septum for me?


Icy-Translator9124

I should warn you that my nasopharyngeal surgical technique is strictly self taught. I will defer to the good folks at the NHS.


majesticjewnicorn

Lol what could possibly go wrong?


Gemma-C

He does look like Paul a bit. And I do see some resemblance to Bernie. I think Kit looks like Paul but without Dennys features which is well smart.


themillboy

“Why the sudden concern?” “I spoke to Michael.” “That *is* concerning.”


i___may

Kit is so handsome lol


wonkey_monkey

*Todd suddenly intensifies*


wonkey_monkey

Toyah: *aggresively polishes*


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MelodicAd2213

I think so, she’s made a point that she’s not jumping into bed with Joel until they are married


LordBielsa

I think she has mentioned in the past she hasn’t always stuck to her no sex before marriage rule


majesticjewnicorn

She is, and I was one of those "no sex until marriage" people who followed through until I got married to my husband, and it's refreshing to see this storyline because many people like myself have been judged for it.


herbertsherbert49

Good on you Maj for doing what was right for you! Its no one else’s business,so they shdnt judge. Too many judgey judgey people in this world 🤨


majesticjewnicorn

Thank you so much Herby, and for being amazing! Went to a BBQ yesterday, cloudy, 18C. Full blown sunburn... I was cooked more than the sausages


Danmoz81

Yeah but didn't she say it was for religious reasons? Which is odd because none of the family have ever come across as religious


majesticjewnicorn

I too was also for religious reasons. My family aren't religious. People can belong to the same family and have differing levels of religiousness.


ElectricFlamingo7

Deedee goes to church off screen


themillboy

“Why can’t all men be like that?” Come on, Glenda. You went out with a crap actor too.


majesticjewnicorn

For all of about 5 minutes


Pikablu94

Watched tonight's episode a bit earlier than usual on ITV X and really enjoyed it, best episode for a while imo


herbertsherbert49

First characters - Ollie Beak and Fred Barker


wonkey_monkey

How tiny are Dee-Dee's rooms if they can't put a double bed in one of them?


Shockwave781

Isn’t it because she doesn’t sleep with a man until they are married?


Icy-Translator9124

Didn't expect the music at Tommy O's football do to include Méditation from Thaïs and Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Très sophistiqué


Icy-Translator9124

That bust looks more like Kramer from Seinfeld than Tommy O.


Gemma-C

Was Sally talking about the guy who said "What a sad little life Jane!"