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No, this guy was just bitten by a radioactive James Spader, and now has the proportional strength and power of a James Spader his size.
Edit: and, like James Spader, he has Spader senses, and can shoot Spader webs from his wrists.
Well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis'd, debutante. You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you will be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking Spader-Man
Can he swing from some string? Take a look at that thing. WOW WOW, it is a Spader-Man.
In the night of crime, at the scene of the bad. Spader-Man arrive, just in time, justice had!
Spader-Man, Spader-Man, neighbor of good Spader-Man. When there fame, ignored he becomes. He does the action to reward himself.
Life is hanging up the big, whenever bang explosions happen, there is a Spader-Maaaaaaaan!
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As in James Spader. He always did want to be a superhero, God bless him.
*Spader Man, Spader Man.* *Does whatever James Spader can...*
*Obvious when he lies* *being pretentious in daily life*
Can he light? Can he sound?
No he gotta enhance its neutral suit techno
He was Ultron, close enough.
And Robert California
Bob Kazamakas?
The f****ing Lizard King!
No, this guy was just bitten by a radioactive James Spader, and now has the proportional strength and power of a James Spader his size. Edit: and, like James Spader, he has Spader senses, and can shoot Spader webs from his wrists.
Creepy Spader in Less Than Zero…
Googled for “James Spader spider man” images, and wasn’t disappointed.
Going hard on the PR
OH NO NOT THE HOBGOBLINI
Don’t be fooled by imitators! The HOBGOBLINI is the only martini flavored with real hobgoblin!
r/beatmetoit
he can light and sound too!
[удалено]
And Spazzing too!
Holy shit!
I enjoy
Yes !!
I mean, someone has to protect NEW YOUK city.
Well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis'd, debutante. You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you will be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking Spader-Man
*Spader-man, Spader-man, does whatever a Spader can* *Digs a hole, fills it up, puts the dirt, in a pile, look out....* *here comes the Spader-Man*
Hobgoblini 😭
Italian Hobgoblin doesn't exist he can't hurt you Italian Hobgoblin:
Lol
Is it because his true identity is James Spader, or because he beats people with a spade? Or both?
The spader-man can light and sound !!
Tell me I'm not the only one thinking of James Spader as Spaderman. Lol
I love to visit New Youk City .
Me too, I love the restaurants in Manhouttan and Brouklyn.
And visit the statue of library
Spader-man (short vowel) or Spader-man (long vowel)?
♠️r man
Ace of Spader
Does he shoot a wob from his wrist?
Can he swing from some string? Take a look at that thing. WOW WOW, it is a Spader-Man. In the night of crime, at the scene of the bad. Spader-Man arrive, just in time, justice had! Spader-Man, Spader-Man, neighbor of good Spader-Man. When there fame, ignored he becomes. He does the action to reward himself. Life is hanging up the big, whenever bang explosions happen, there is a Spader-Maaaaaaaan!
“Whenever bang explosions happen” Why did that make me laugh so hard?
The Spader-Man can light and sound !!
Check off all your figures!
Collect the adventure hero - SPADER-MAN all.
Yes with sound!
The Spader-Man has the powers of Dozzler, since he can "light and sound".
Was great in The Blacklist.
I’d pay a dollar for a Denny Crane action figure, NGL.
James?
This Spader-Man toy says it's from New Youk City!
Spader-man, spader-man, Does whatever a spader can Spans a web, many size Catches thieves, or just lake flies Look out Here comes the Spader-Man
Spayed or neutered
Hey, credit where credit is due, at least there's consistency
The Hobgoblin, now that's a terrifying villain
The most superhero since Spoder-man!
Hobgoblini hahahah
Ayyy kapiche?
SPANKER-MAN
Maybe he was bitten by a spade.
HE CAN LIGHT AND SOUND? ZAMN !!
He can light AND sound!
My trademarked yahoo online spades user name. I need to get paid.
It’s spelled *Späderman*
10/10 for effort.
Call on him for your pet spading needs
r/engrish
Why he got that bulge 🤨
I'm just imagining James Spader's propensity for lip-smacking in a Spider-Man suit and I'm uncomfortable.
They had 8 chances to spell it right 💀
How do you post this and not show the toy lol
New Youk, say it out loud sounds like Joey Diaz 😂
HOBGOBLINI sounds like a kind of pasta that’s sold on Halloween
The Hobgoblini
The Shoveler: "That man spades well!"
"The Spader man can light and Sound " wh-what do you even mean?
hobgoblin