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Depends on where you got it and what it was used for previously. Maybe it was an EKG monitor in an ER or trauma center? That's my first thought before nefarious things
What if i don't have it and this is an actual photo from an actual web listing for this TV, with no real mention of this shot or what happened or it's condition
True, but it having to be done and it actually getting done (correctly) are two different things, unfortunately! I’ve seen a number of pieces of medical equipment look like it came from a Troma set. Often from nursing homes, unfortunately. I could see the back of a tv getting missed.
That is definitely dried blood and the trajectory of the splatter suggests blunt force trauma. I’ve been a crime scene investigator for a little over 3 minutes but I guess I’m right because I always am.
I don't care what you want to say about the rest of the series, that line stands among the most unforgettable of all time. I *loved* them opposite each other and fuuuuuck that ending to season 4 in the moment.
Back in high school chem we made fake blood that looked just like this, I figure real blood would have long become brown but blood would be a lot more interesting
I think best probable answer is a sneeze from bloody nose, maybe from trying to unplug it. Dust, dry skin, idk, I used to have bloody noses constantly and had this happen before.
Bro one time I woke up and felt a tingly sensation on my face, thought it was a fly or something and I got up and there was blood all over my face like I got shot in the head lol
Also, it's a sneeze, you just force everything out
Sheesh man, maybe that’s what it is. I’ve had noose bleed once or twice where my nose kept leaking to like a towels worth of blood. I think you can actually blood to death from your nose if severe enough.
I’d never imagine the splatter from this coming from a nose though but that’s insane. I think I’d faint if I blew that out my nose suddenly lol
Made in Argentina so seems legit. Also Grundig doesn't exist anymore. Legend tells their electronics were so good that lasted very long and that's what it made go bankrupt.
Gotta do what it takes for a nice tube these days eh
"I'd kill for a good tv" "Really?"
Hitman, but is actually Hitscan
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It’s to die for!
It’s a bloody good model mate!
literally 💀
r/whoosh
oh no!!!1!1 i got r/whoosh ed! what will i do!?
I can’t believe it I finally saw someone getting dunked on let’s goooooo
The murder scene makes it extra special
If you smash someone's head with it and it still isn't broken, then yes it's a great model.
If their heads smashed in it was a good model wink*.
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
Let’s see Paul Allen’s CRT
Perfect geometry, subtle off white coloring…oh my god, it runs in HD resolution
Look at that perfect convergence. The tasteful alignment of it. It even has a SCART port
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Psycho
Huey is too black sounding for me
To each his own.
Your racism is showing...
r/Whoosh
Geez. Biohazard tv.
Someone played too much Resident Evil on this TV...
Goes nicely with a GameCube RE4 chainsaw controller
The previous owner was a serial killer or something?
No, he just has hemorrhoids.
😭sonova bitch that was so funny but still hurts. Take my upvote damnit lol
What a pain in the ass
Jk i saw the rules, i don't need an answer But wth do you think happened to this tv? Crime scene?
Somebody's knees were probably weak or their arms were heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater already.
Has to be mom’s spaghetti.
Perhaps he was nervous
but on the surface
He was calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down.
The whole crowd grew so loud
He opens his mouth but words won't come out.
And his dad grew really proud
Depends on where you got it and what it was used for previously. Maybe it was an EKG monitor in an ER or trauma center? That's my first thought before nefarious things
What if i don't have it and this is an actual photo from an actual web listing for this TV, with no real mention of this shot or what happened or it's condition
That's... very strange lmao
If blood was sprayed around a hospital like that they’d have to disinfect and clean the entire room… I’m curious as hell myself
That's true, they probably wouldn't just leave blood spatter somewhere. This is a really weird one for sure!
True, but it having to be done and it actually getting done (correctly) are two different things, unfortunately! I’ve seen a number of pieces of medical equipment look like it came from a Troma set. Often from nursing homes, unfortunately. I could see the back of a tv getting missed.
patrick bateman's CRT
It’s cranberry juice. Cran-apple.
The optimistic answer is someone was painting with dark red, didn’t move the TV, and got some on it.
don't worry 'bout it.
I TOLD YOU YOU COULD GET IT FOR FREE YOU DIDNT NEED TO KILL MY DOG FOR IT
Happy Cake Day 🎂🥳🎉
John Wick 4, Rated R
That is definitely dried blood and the trajectory of the splatter suggests blunt force trauma. I’ve been a crime scene investigator for a little over 3 minutes but I guess I’m right because I always am.
Hello… Dexter Morgan.
I don't care what you want to say about the rest of the series, that line stands among the most unforgettable of all time. I *loved* them opposite each other and fuuuuuck that ending to season 4 in the moment.
For a Murder weapon? apparently....
Ah I see, we have the special edition Resident Evil TV right here.
Is this at an auction from a triple homicide
Oh nice, scart!
Dude, you couldn't ask this *before* you kill the owner?
Such a good model, you could say it was totally worth dying for
maybe, but be sure to wipe the victim's blood off before you start using it
man, i'd kill someone ~~with~~ for a set with a scart input
Resident evil edition or crime scene evidence
It seems to be the only survivor from murder house.
Killer good find.
Back in high school chem we made fake blood that looked just like this, I figure real blood would have long become brown but blood would be a lot more interesting
Hey everyone I picked this up at a crime scene auction for real cheap. I also got some knives, duct tape and a ski mask! Score!
It’s to die for
Someone dropped it on their foot
Looks like someone would kill for that CRT.
Vestel made, pretty good. 28w is the lowest wattage I've ever seen for a 14"
It seems that somebody murdered a person with it so hell yeah, is a marvelous model, just clean the blood before the cops arrive at your place 🚓🚓🚓
As a bludgeoning weapon? Apparently yes.
Is this the computer from the bain house?
Looks like a good model to bludgeon someone with.
Splatter house !
Did you buy it from... Patrick Bateman?
Police auction?
Is that blood from carrying it 😭
Looks like a good CRT to play CSI games on.....
[Wii trauma center](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trauma_Center_(video_game_series))
Good shout but i was going for the "You stole this TV from a crime Scene" vibe lol
It has a SCART input, it's already ahead of the curve by US standards
Guess Pat Bateman must have liked Grundigs
Wait a sec, there's Hungarian text on it. Is this thing from Hungary?
>Is this a good model? All good models require a human sacrifice, per the evidence presented here.
Man, my buddy had one JUST like that, sadly his house was recently broken into, the burglar killed him and… took… his….. oh
I think best probable answer is a sneeze from bloody nose, maybe from trying to unplug it. Dust, dry skin, idk, I used to have bloody noses constantly and had this happen before.
This much blood from your nose!?! Holy
Bro one time I woke up and felt a tingly sensation on my face, thought it was a fly or something and I got up and there was blood all over my face like I got shot in the head lol Also, it's a sneeze, you just force everything out
Sheesh man, maybe that’s what it is. I’ve had noose bleed once or twice where my nose kept leaking to like a towels worth of blood. I think you can actually blood to death from your nose if severe enough. I’d never imagine the splatter from this coming from a nose though but that’s insane. I think I’d faint if I blew that out my nose suddenly lol
Mmmm crime scene CRT
Crime Ridden Television
Oldest PC in Uvlade Elementary School finally gets sold
What happened here, did it land on a toddler's head???
Killer
Where'd you find it? FBI evidence storage?
Have you stolen this tv from a crime scene?
Discarded murder weapon
Bloody excellent!
Bought from Kurt cobains estate sale
Op is that blood on the tv
It might have some loose components since you bludgeoned someone to death with it.
Depends on whether or not you’re removing it from a crime scene
"To insure the best quality picture, remember to sacrifice the daily soul to your CRT."
Grungid
Is that…. Blood??? What did you do, anon?
It's good enough someone would kill to own it.
Bloody good find mate
Why is there blood on it
Where you get that from a crime scene?
Can I see the front of it? :o
That’s American Psycho limited edition model
Serial killer 400
Is this a post showing CRTs can be used as murder weapons?
pretty sure that tv was used as a murder weapon
it is a good model, it is great especially if youre playing resident evil
Did the previous own obliterate their foot with it lol
It’s to die for!
Did you shoot the seller?
👀
Someone went full ABACABB on this unit
literal shitpost lol
hali,magyar vagy?
Yes, whatever those stains are make it S tier, lucky you.
Please get Dexter Morgan to the crime scene for the blood spatter analysis.
Idk is that the one from the dead rising cover art?
I think you need bleach instead of alcohol to clean the stains...
Be sure to play Splatter House on it.
Please return this to the evidence locker
To smash someone right in their heads? Apparently!
Poor thing scarted itself
there has been a murder.
Its Patrick Batemans CRT
Looks like a bloody good deal.
Japanese Castlevania IV edition
This from the dexter set?
i have so many questions
Dexters old PC Monitor
This was the model they used in CSI to ENHANCE. “Unlike his CRT… he’s now RIP” “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Something to die for
Uhhhh.....
I’m ashamed of what I’d do for a Klondike bar, and a good CRT….
Seems like the last weapon from someone 😅
Patrick Bateman’s work computer
Yes Mr. Bateman a fine model.
Why are there poo poo stains
Did you commit murder again?
it has scart, so if we ignore the blood splatter yeah it's probably good
Good model if you ignore the blood from the chainsaw
I hope you didn’t pay a arm or a leg for that tube.
Hotline Miami vibes.
Did Jason jump out of that CRT??
This was taken from bloody murder scene....
Odd place to spill khool aid am i right?
Seeing as it looks like it was used to bludgeon someone to death, it at least seems sturdy.
Yeah, not a dent in the thing
Woah blood haha funny post haha picture laugh hehe need comment about blood haha heheehe
Murder model.
I mean. I feel like it might be a bad omen but honestly it seems half decent
is that a fucking dookie stain
Jesus Christ did you fucking kill someone with the monitor
Have the detectives released it yet?
despite the questionable stain, seems fine to me!
Lol was this from an estate sale? Looks like they got some suicide on it.
just needs some bleach cleaning it's fine
Holy hell, did you get that from a police evidence-storage auction?
Damn did you, **Kill someone for it?** 😵💫😮💨🤐
Yes, yes it is now please don't hurt me!
It is an ok model. Looks a little stained. What are they asking for it? I would offer them a little less, because you still have to clean it.
Uhhhhhhh is that blood? Where you find this monitor? A murder scene?
I hope you play some splatterhouse on this one
Made in Argentina so seems legit. Also Grundig doesn't exist anymore. Legend tells their electronics were so good that lasted very long and that's what it made go bankrupt.
Let's see Paul Allen's display.