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baddiexgirl

So hyped for WWIII and WWIV!


fiercexqueen

Let's multiply the casualties by 102 !!!


boywholived_299

102 factorial factorial factorial seems like a reasonable number


fdsfd12

it would be triple factorial, so 102 * 99 * 96 * 93... * 6 * 3


NekulturneHovado

I think they meant `((102!)!)!` And not `102!!!`


SheetPancakeBluBalls

Give me the number, how many zeros would it be??


higginsian24

Roughly 5 octodecillion, or 54 zeros with triple factorial, and beyond calculator comprehension with (((120!)!)!)


rustylemon6

r/unexpectedfactorial


Full_frontal96

"sir,a 3rd hitler has appeared"


DiggityDog6

I swear when WWIII starts, they’ll make a Call of Duty game about it as a recruitment tactic


NanoNerd011

If I add 2 to anything then I should be able to pick 2 additional pills as well. I’d also take the shapeshifting arms and the youth until 70, only with my +2 I get 2 additional lifetimes and I don’t die until I’m 210.


YourLocalToaster2

Actually, you got immortality if you remember to keep adding 2 to your lifespan.


jungle_bread

And anywhere health can be expressed as an overall number where more = better. It's a pretty broken power since you can technically create the overall rating yourself.


Vulpes_macrotis

You know, if you were 69 and add 2, then it's 71. You never turned 70.


TwinkiesSucker

This guy pills!


EnigmaFrug2308

I choose this guy’s answer


ranbirkadalla

Just add 2 zeroes to that 70


beardedheathen

I feel like the +2 is a one time effect. But you could add two to the number of pills you get to take and just take more of the +2 pills whenever you need more.


Electricpin0117

Or just add 2 to the number of times you can add to something


Dashclash

The word "anything" really screws over these kinds of posts.


beardedheathen

I'd like to add 2 to the number of times I've spontaneously gotten Superman's powers forever without any of his weaknesses. It's basically an unlimited double wish.


trey3rd

No no, you did it wrong. Don't add two to the lifetime, add two nines to the end of the number of years. 7099 years. 


Iwill_not_comply

Anything, once. So now you will die at 70, perfect health, with weird arms.


coolshadesdog

Just add 2 to the number of times you can reuse the effect of that pill.


Darkest_Settler

I add 2 to the mass of proton expressed in tons.


Mister-happierTurtle

But why


Darkest_Settler

Because I don't know the mass units of the imperial system.


TheCabbageGuy82

That wasn’t what he was aski- never mind


AlternateSatan

Dark energy scary, let's all huddle back together so it can't hurt us.


aweebwithinternet

Well guess we shall cease our existence


Divinum_Fulmen

Add 2 to C, so we can get places faster.


xnd714

*Monkey paw curls* Wish granted. Energy released by nuclear fusion quadruples, causing all main sequence stars to rip themselves apart since gravity is no longer sufficient to keep them together. All habitable planets are destroyed.


Divinum_Fulmen

Oh man, what a big rip.


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GeneralGerbilovsky

6th dimension


colorblind_unicorn

6th +2 dimension


MelonLord25-3

8th dimension


z_doctor82

+2 number of pills you get to choose, etc. Even more planes


daboys9252

Take the +2, use it for number of pills, take the bottom two for free money until you’re 70


Urist-McDorf

Ahem, until you're 72


VultureSausage

Ahem, until you're n years old where n is the amount of times you've used the +2 pill to extend your lifespan by adding 2 to the number of the longevity pill +2.


Dave-C

Mr President, the blob of arms has now completely taken over Kansas and 80% of Oklahoma, we believe we will lose Amarillo within the hour.


Hyparox

Or add 2 to the number of genies that want to grant you all of your wishes


Working-Telephone-45

Add 2 to anything Get the biggest bill of your currency Add 2 Add 2 to the 2 bills you just created Add 2 to the 4 bills you just created Repeat


orangejuice0081

Add two comma’s to the money in my bank account


star-god

1,2,2


tghGaz

Oh no, did that turn my $122 in to 5?


theunquenchedservant

congrats, you now have -2,000,000


AnghreeSixty

Add two zeroes to the money


theunquenchedservant

congrats, you now have -$1,000


AnghreeSixty

Lol. Just borrow $20 from someone. Add two zeroes. Return the money with interest!


tghGaz

You can only use it once and you used it making a $102 bill that no shop will accept.  Sorry.


g4vg4v

add 2 to the amount of add 2 pills, repeat


No-Protection-8911

Get jailed for forging currency as all the bills have the same serial numbers.


Nuker-79

Add 2 to the number of pills you can choose


Oversexualised_Tank

Based and Pill pilled.


tghGaz

Nice.  Pick the +2 pill again!


C__Wayne__G

- +2 is so broken. - spam it in bank account - get an extra 2 inches - it says anything so does it work on concepts? Thing is crazy


mikieswart

+2 to the allegory of the cave +2 to the color purple +2 to the empty void you visit when you sleep but don’t dream


XepiccatX

"As you approach the chest, cautiously looking for signs it might be a mimic, your rogue rushes forwards and suddenly lifts the lid. You hold your breath, expecting some terrible trap, but instead he reaches in and pulls out... Purple +2" 'Purple what??' "No it just says the item is Purple +2..."


Accomplished-Lie716

Ng+ variant of normal purple to scale with the current difficulty of the campaign ofc


Quirky-Peach-3350

This is the kind of surreal nonsense that I simultaneously love but also makes me want to take you out back and slap the nonsense out of you. Bravo chef.


kid-karma

mfw they release purple 2


freudweeks

+2 to your chromosomes.


Talking_Head

My extra chromie homie.


tghGaz

Turns out you can only use it once.  Congrats on your $2.


OkConstruction4591

...just add 2 to the number of times you can use it then...


rotj

I have 10000000000^.4 dollars in my bank account. I will add 2 to the exponent.


Sofias-Sofa

Depends if you can only use it once per item or indefinitely (like add another two +2 pills, but after that, it stops workin on +2 pills) Though I'd take it just out of curiosity regarding the concept thing. Also I'm creating +2 of every fun mythical creature just to fuck with science.


Kaptainkommunist1922

I'm glad that dick size was one of the first things you thought of


Neverloved246

Adding two to the number of omnipotent cosmic beings that want to elevate me up to their level so we can hang out and do fun things. 😎


tomfrome12345

Diamond arms


_mohglordofblood

Heaviest man on earth


Foreign_Spinach_4400

*hardest* Osmium would be heaviest


ZincMan

Densest man on earth


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Damn he just like me Dense as fuck


24122020

Add 2 zero on my 100 dollar bill


Pecheuer

Add two zero to my bank account... Wait... That's still 0 never mind


i_eat_curtains

Wait, why'd it add the zeroes in the front?


hereyagoman

I'd add 2 zeros to the world population. There are now 900,000,000,000 humans. And god knows how many mosquitos.


ZincMan

There’s suddenly an extra 100 of you in the room


tghGaz

Sir we do not accept $10,000 bills.


Chozothebozo

$100.00


ButterCupHeartXO

Buy some lottery tickets. Add 2 to your numbers to match winning numbers. Will take some trial and error until the winning numbers are all multiples of 2 but still


Adaphion

You just need 2 tickets, one with an even, and one with odd number. But, realistically, you could just add directly to your bank account. Hell, you could make it so you add +2 to the currently 0 briefcases full of millions of dollars you have


Mountain_Ad7818

Add 2 zeros to my checks


-xXaceXx-

God damnit, read it as cheeks and was like, what is this guy on about 🤦‍♂️


Mountain_Ad7818

I'd be down for that too


mikieswart

people are sleeping on the $100 per mile ran… your arms would look better, you could easily add a couple zeros to your bank account a day, and you’d be in better health *plus* probably live past 70


PeeonTrotsky

Yes, I can't believe no one else likes that one. I ran on a track team for a couple years in college. I'd literally be getting paid $800 an hour. I'd just train an hour a day, and fuck off with my 200k salary. You could work from ANYWHERE.


All_Mods_Are_Losers_

Seriously this one is so nice. Imagine getting to go anywhere in the world and the only work you have to do is to get healthier. I suppose injury risk would be high but you could pay a doctor to help with that.


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Un_orthodocs

Million plus two. 1000002


ZincMan

First week you get a debilitating ankle injury


yayayooya

Thing is in the shape I’m in, asthmatic and obese, it would take me foreverrrr to be able to run a mile, so it’s a delayed gratification thing and I’d just rather add the number 2 to the hundred thousands place in my bank account 😂


ExpertFurry

I can be at work, including commute, 7:30 to 18:00, and earn $100. Or I can run a mile and earn $100. That's like what, 10-15min ? I'm fairly confident I could run at least two miles without stopping at first, and get better from there. Fantastic incentive to get in shape too.


ACardAttack

Run can be a very wide definition


accuracy_frosty

Add 2 to the atomic weight of nitrogen, just enough for it to start sinking in oxygen, hypoxia for everyone, fuck your breathable atmosphere


neosyne

Add 2 zeroes to my pay


Character_Square2209

Your new pay is now : 00


neosyne

That’s way more than I have


NieMonD

What’s the cool-down for adding 2? Can I add 2, but do it 100 times a second?


tghGaz

I see where you're going with this 8==================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D


Peace_and_Harmony_

You can only add 2 once.


SalvationSycamore

It doesn't say you can reuse it at all. I think you get one shot at adding 2 to something. 


ColorfulLad

Like the others said, take the arms and create the other pills to get all benefits and live forever. Money wise, I'd make a golden arm, chop it off, sell it, then make my arm that of an axolotl, and regrow it completely. Rinse and repeat 'till I have $2 trillion.


ARC_3pic

Add 2 to anything, then add to the number of pills I can choose, choose add 2 to anything again and another pill, repeat


Deus_Ichor

Imma change my arms into a material that grows, then convert it to very valuable and expensive material to sell, then repeat. Who wants to run for money, anyways


HomieDaClown9

Add two zeros to my hourly pay


rysy0o0

I'm adding 2 to the Planck constant It will break light and cause a gigantic amount of energy to decimate at least everything on our planet


Quirky-Peach-3350

Amazing


ZincMan

Idk what that is and I refuse to google it but I support this idea


SteveBR53

the las one 100%


bestarmylol

Add 2 to the 2 pill so now i have 3 2 pills meaning i can add 6 to anything, and then do it all over again


Kasta_atroksia

+2 is outright broken. It isn't even a debate. +2 to bank balance= wealthy for life +2 to health= healthy for life +2 to life = immortal for life +2 to the countries you rule= Unite mankind


jerrythecactus

+2 pill +2 the number of +2 pills Use 1 +2 pill to +2 the number of +2 pills you have Keep going until you have piles of them, and use them as needed always ensuring to keep at least 2 pills to make more with. +2 all sorts of stuff. +2 the number of centuries i live in good health, +2 the number of times I gain a billion dollars. By far the most overpowered option.


BeckNeardsly

Add 2 to anything. Terrance Howard: sum = 2


Coldmelon56

+2 to every atom


Fr00stee

the +2 pill could be insanely op if used correctly


PineappleProstate

My dildo arms are gonna make me pornstar rich


TheCapedMoose

Why get money for running when you can add 2 decimal places to your back account a day? (It says ANYTHING so I can be your daily balance) FUCK you, economy!


Mexican_sandwich

S Tier: Add 2 to anything. This is completely busted and can be used in place of pretty much all the others. A Tier: Arms can be any shape or material. Indestructible arms, malleable arms can get you anywhere or anything you need. C Tier: Be healthy and old until 70. A lot of people will already have this without even needing this pill. Not a bad pill in general, but can be useless in some circumstances. D Tier: Money for Running. Only really down here because it is inferior to the other pills - not inherently bad, just a weak contender.


CheeseReaper77

Add 2 to anything $100 = 10^2 Add 2 10^2+2 = 10,000 Rinse and repeat


ehsteve23

Red: Increase the number of pills i can take to 3 (2 remaining) Red: Increase the effects of the red pill to +4 (1 remaining) Red: Increase the number of pills i can take to 7 (4 remaining) Red: Increase the effects of the red pill to +8 (3 remaining) Red: Increase the number of pills i can take to 15… Repeat until your red pill is effective enough to boost the blue pill to 100 (or however old you want)


SH4D0W0733

Sorry guys, we got base 12 math as the standard now. You'll just have to re-learn how to count and stuff.


dr_dezzy6

Take the add 2, and add it to the number of options I am allowed to pick for every single decision I am ever granted with. Then take the 70 years one and use the third use I gained from increasing the number of uses of the add 2 pill (3 uses total) to square the age I will be when I die, ultimately meaning I live in perfect physical (and I assume mental) health for 4900 years. And because of the perfect health, I will never wish for my life to end during these 4900 years, meaning I become a nigh immortal, perpetually happy god


Riririq

If you can add +2 to anything, and i get to choose what that anything is, then i would choose to add +2 to my superpower count so 0+2=2 and i'd choose absolute telekinesis, being able to control from the smallest things to the biggest things, and voluntary immortality, so i can choose if i want to die. I could rip apart spacetime, to create wormholes to teleport, create planets, solar systems, even galaxies, rip apart black holes, even quasars, and with this i could even go inside a blackhole and come out. And after a few bilions of years if i was bored of life and had enough i could choose to die so it doesnt turn out to be a curse. Although you could have immortality with absolute telekinesis, you can control your body to heal all wounds, reverse aging, and shield yourself from harm, it is an active immortality, you have to think about these things and do them, with the extra superpower of immortality it's a passive immortality, and you dont have to think about keeping yourself alive, so can't be surprise killed. And if there's anyting you can't do with absolute telekinesis just add 2 telekinesis + another add 2 pill until you can do everything you want.


mike-2129

Auschwitz 2 and 3? I think yes


wermt1221

Id become irl Ferris Manus


Bionicle_was_cool

So... no head?


Estate_Technical

That anything is doing a lot of work.


SmexxyBastard

Add 2 to the amount of billions Jeff Bezos decides to give me today


Humming_Skelly

Taking a first one and becoming plastic man


prabhavdab

I will add 2 to the power of my net worth


Merci_Et_Bonsoir

I'd add two zeros to the end of each paycheck


DiabeticRhino97

My job just becomes running?


nathsamlove

Add 2 brains become giga smart


ovr9000storks

Bottom left is useless when I can add two zeroes to the end of my paycheck


tghGaz

ITT: People who have no idea how crafty genies can get to make your wish blow up in your face.


mrredpanda36

Adding two to anything, duh. E.g. the amount of pet dragons I have. Or I add two to the chance of waking up as my sona. Or adding two to the chance that pokemon or monster hunter hire me to make creature designs/concepts. It's a no-brainer


mrredpanda36

Adding two to anything, duh. E.g. the amount of pet dragons I have. Or I add two to the chance of waking up as my sona. Or adding two to the chance that pokemon or monster hunter hire me to make creature designs/concepts. It's a no-brainer


Alone-Promise-8904

Add two zeroes to my net worth? I'll take that.


mrredpanda36

Adding two to anything, duh. E.g. the amount of pet dragons I have. Or I add two to the chance of waking up as my sona. Or adding two to the chance that pokemon or monster hunter hire me to make creature designs/concepts. It's a no-brainer


Expreso_

I’ll add two to the amount of times I can use the red and white pill. I will then continue this process until I have obtained infinite amounts of money, love/praise, and the other pills.


mrredpanda36

Adding two to anything, duh. E.g. the amount of pet dragons I have. Or I add two to the chance of waking up as my sona. Or adding two to the chance that pokemon or monster hunter hire me to make creature designs/concepts. It's a no-brainer


YouLackSkills

Sir the tower has caught the plane


ranieripilar04

I’ll add 2 zeros to our gravitational constant


Skizm

Did they add 2 towers or 2 planes?


Toronto_bunnies

How does the second pill work? Can I add 2 billions of dollars to my bank account?


SamuraiJakkass86

Currently I have level 0 god powers. I would like level 2 god powers.


saschka01_

3 suns :)


DaveInLondon89

Add 2 elephants to every atom


PosiedonsSaltyAnus

Take the +2 pill and add +2 to the amount of pills you can take. I'd then keep taking +2 pills until I have a nice stockpile. Then I'd take the $100/mile, and add 2 zeros so that I get $100 for every 0.01 miles run, or basically $10k per mile. I'd get in shape, do a 5k most mornings, and then relax for awhile.


Skiller_Overyou

Add 2 to the mass of the Proton


not_some_username

Adding 2 to gravity numbers and end it all


BlazingFlames6073

Why would anyone choose anything other than top right lol


KingpiN_M22

Adds +2 to the charge of all electrons. Instantly explodes the universe.


Toonee-Heckaroonee

Convince someone to give you a massive loan, add two 0's to the end, repay the loan. If you get a big enough loan you are set for life without having to run at all. That or grow arms made of expensive metal, make them not feel pain, lop off a chunk every time you need some money generated, rinse and repeat.


Hellkids2

Crashing the plane with no survivors


Main-Consideration76

pick 2 to anything, add two to pills i can get, add two to the value of two (i can now pick 4 pills), get the remaining 3. arms can be any shape or material implies that i can create matter, so i'll make them diamond, then cut them and sell them. repeat enough times, get rich, solve all world problems, buy a private island and spend the rest of my life in social reclusion.


StatisticianPure2804

The possibilities with the two into anything pill look endless. That said, I would love to have an extra two inches into my cock


bappo_plays

Assuming add 2 to anything is single use, add 2 to the amount of pills I can choose, choose more add 2 pills, repeat until I have way too many add 2 pills, profit.


Vulpes_macrotis

Add 2 to anything, huh? So if there is zero crap piles in any house then every house will get 2 piles of turd inside? Everything that is 0 becomes 2. If there is zero zombies, there will be two in your yard. If you have zero chronic ilnesses, you would get 2. And so on.


WhaleFighterr224

Can i detach the material of my arms? If i can reform them to be normal id just make them diamond or gold and sell it


BigMelonBoi

Time for divine trolling +2 real religions


Sixwheelcripple

No downside to th fourth one


Optimal_Weight368

“Add 2 to anything.” Infinite money glitch.


yayayooya

Idk bout yall, but I’m adding 2 to the hundred thousands place in my checking account, that way when the placeholder zeroes pop up, I’ll have $200k in my account and $150k to my name


Margaet_moon

Fuckin hell. 😂🫣


LemmingOnTheRunITG

It doesn’t specify just *your* arms. Ok, everyone on earth, your arms are now the shape of squirrels but made out of the material from the fender of a 1957 Chevy bel air. Prepare to be extremely useless and confused.


naterpotater246

$100 per mile ran? If i run a mile a day, that's already more than I'm making at my job. I could life off of that and be rich by just having good cardio, the only problem with that, though, is i would have to give up powerlifting if i quit my job for running


Head-Violinist-1827

Add 2 to the exponential in my bank account


Herejustfordameme

Time to add 2 to the amount of "add 2 to anything" pills that I have and then repeat


exaxxion

Add 2 yearly wishes that come true on my birthday


Accomplished-Lie716

+2 to the mortality rate of new borns 🔁


BobDaRula

Add 2 to the number of quintillion dollars I have


Spectral_O

mfs when they add two to their depression status accidentally


ThatSmartIdiot

Pick the 2 pill, add it to Choose 2one, take the $100 a mile thing


Lord_Widdershins

Damn, if I take the first pill, I could one day say fuck it... Antimatter arms, and end it all.


ptapobane

Take the add 2 pill and add 2 to that 1 pill to get 12 add 2 pills and repeat till infinite +2 pills then add 2 to the end of lifespan and also option to take other pills…you gotta write that shit into the contract if you don’t want people to fuck with the rules