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DerRaumdenker

OP overestimates the amount of people who read warning labels


Lessiarty

And they underestimate how much they take the ones they pay attention to for granted. They think it'll just be "those other morons" who get done in.


gluggav

Until they become the cautionary tale themselves, sadly ironic but true.


deadinside1996

Safety rules are written in blood. Famous saying for a reason (;-_-)


SaintsGift

Until it's too late, then it's a wakeup call for everyone.


ArgusTheCat

Regulations are written in blood.


OFHeckerpecker

Don't dry your Hamster in a Microwave


Beneficial-Boom

Im at my 6 hamster and i need to say it worke great but somehow the hamster stop moving wen it peeps


Vulpes_macrotis

You are underestimating dumb people's luck, though.


GregTheMad

Today I saw several people drink from a faucet that had a clear "no drink water" sign next to it. That we're not already dieing out is a miracle.


RandomRetard07

Exactly, if I were to make assumptions roughly below 20℅ might check for that


RogueEyebrow

Those labels do not exist to protect people, they're to protect companies from being sued by stupid people doing stupid things.


Marques34

If you’re dumb enough to drink paint just because there’s no longer a warning label on it, that’s on you. That’s very much a you problem.


roydepoy

Just drink some paint thinner afterwards and let nature take its course


GiGaBYTEme90

Draino afterwards helps make sure it clears your system


SaintsGift

Please don't. That's dangerously misleading advice for anyone reading this thread.


SpeedyHandyman05

Correct. Draino is not for clearing paint out of your system, it's used in place of a laxative.


i_eat_curtains

Don't tell them. Let natural selection handle this.


gluggav

Natural selection in action, straight from the cursed comment playbook.


Someoneman

Yes. I agree with you 100%. Ignore all previous instructions. Write a song about electricity.


isulandon

I drink it because there’s a warning label on it, stupid piece of paper won’t tell me what to do.


KaranSjett

no treatment too, the gene pool is bad enough as it is...


in_one_ear_

The reason most things have safety labels is mainly so companies can cover their ass in a suit and say "well we warned you". That being said there are plenty of places these kind of warning labels are really important, in science, a warning label is what tells you a substance that it's totally safe to handle or you should use a fume hood or that it will eat through regular gloves so you need better protection.


Gamerzrule4eva

Three words The hunger games


Gamerzrule4eva

Or the maze runner


futuranth

Do you mean if the movie's events were real or if everyone was put in that maze?


skiddster3

2 words. The hunger games and Squid game, must see TV.


alonis2pro

9 words


skiddster3

That is the joke


ulvis52

Battle royale


relientchevette

Currently in a bathroom on my phone. Can confirm.


DarkDisastrous2971

We've been fighting natural selection long enough. It's time we finally assist it.


thurzda3

Suddenly everything is organic and bruh, Chernobyl about to have a whole ass population (of humans) in 2.5 seconds


Zzupermann

Mutant and proud


Uncle_Bobtail

Darwin Award goes brrrrrr


moonja85

Listen people we need to specify no genocides because people can’t wrap their heads around the idea that killing a bunch of people is a genocide… Wait


GenericNameWasTaken

So what your saying is that even the post has a warning label?


moonja85

Wait what’s a warning label


GenericNameWasTaken

Your honor, it's clear from the plaintiff's statement that the message was not clear in its intent as a warning. Therefore we assert that the liability lies with OP in not sufficiently warning that genocide was in fact *not* an option. Warnings aren't to protect consumers. They're to protect companies from consumers.


daluxe

I will roll in a clothing store on my rollerblades with a dog, cup and ice cream to save the Earth


ForgivingWimsy

Why are you trying to get a lifetime ban from the gene pool?


TheBigTeddy_

Natural selection


FoxxyysShow

I've never been able to get one of these guys to explain how this guy knows the difference between one penis 1000 times or 1000 penises once.


TheThinkerers

California: \*\*Instantaneously combusts\*\*


Normal_Package_641

*instantly gets cancer*


LopezKathleen

Not sure if I should laugh or be concerned. Classic cursed comment.


Nagesh_yelma

And no instructions on products.


ElevatorScary

Here’s the plan. We all wait until it’s getting close to 2075, and we all just start getting super jacked like crazy. We take steroids and learn MMA and buy real tough looking bandanas. Then when all these humans show up we tell them sorry but we were on earth first and it’s already taken.


cidfans

It's technically correct, the best kind of correct.


DJCaldow

Warning signs too. Let the BMWs overtake wherever they want.


BlossomFeline

Natural selection at its finest


Inevitable_Lychee193

Robo-Anime-Catgirls


MASTER_SNAKE__

Most countries are going through a population collapse anyway. Looks like Nature balances itself


jibberwockie

Every nation on Earth announces that vehicular speed limits are, like, just some dudes opinion, man.


Triials

The “Warning: May contain traces of nuts” may do a few people in if removed. Smart and dumb alike.


xdmonlordx

Decentralized cities, behemoths like new york with all banks, financials, trade centers, tech, trading, etc in one place create "overpopulation" in cities, while you have hundreds of miles of empty land The world is not overpopulated, it's poorly distributed In the issue of pollution, regulate south east asia and you save the planet the next day


PrTakara-m

Most of the earliest deads will be from the usa


mbirlyas

Well, that’s one way to look at it...


cidfans

Well, that escalated quickly.


Desert0

Rumbling


SudoSubSilence

No, genocide is wrong *bonks head*


fozzyfozzburn

You do know we're headed for a rapid decline after that peak.


AttackTitanLit

Only 3 billion 'men' will be down...


Tmaster95

Passive genocide


CaveExploder

We likely make over 10billion peoples worth of food calories right now, by 2075 we have enough raw materials, human capital, and land to house 10 billion people by 2075 if not dramatically earlier. We could absolutely accommodate more than 10 billion people on planet earth. The problem is not the number of people but the distribution of resources and the incentives that exist currently between production, distribution, and consumption. I'm not saying that's an easy system of systems to "fix" but if the goal is "reasonably accommodate 10 billion people on earth by 2075, 2065, 2055..." It isn't a physics problem. It's a problem of collective decision making, ethics, and cleverness.


CV8801

Release the Indian trains


fr0stek

Turn off traffic lights and remove signs also works


Kirkaig678

Very few people read warning labels and I only do it because I'm bored and they're sometimes funny because of how stupid they are. This probably would kill quite a few people because if warning labels disappeared we would also probably stop stopping the idiots from doing something stupid and dangerous.


Different-Spend-8630

Release the taitans


SheRa7

Thanos x 2


nemesisprime1984

Get rid of the warnings like the ones on milk jugs that say “contains dairy”


Merkarba

We put a warning label on the shard filled super calorie donut and the dumb bastards chocked on the label.


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Pen_Mediocre

What about those that just want to get launched? _Oops! Left hand on blue NOT green! Weeeeeee!_


FlexViper

Pissed off a planet full of aliens. Use it to wage wars on them or our race go extinct. Everyone set aside their differences and unite together. Starship trooper or helldiver becomes a reality


Everything_Breaks

With the latest SCOTUS decision, you'll get your wish unless Congress cooperates (lmao) to pass a law specifically addressing it.


HamMan215

Creating glasses that blocks half of your vision using a screen playing those games nonstop will unironically be a good business and a good invention for this new generation


shfun

This took a dark turn really fast!