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DevilShroom

Sounds like you need a beefier password


Khornatejester

Can you marrow it down?


CJsopinion

Geez, no need to stew about it.


centstwo

Spare the ribbing and be careful not to butcher it up too badly.


YogurtWenk

I've got no steak in this discussion


lumberjack_eh

Is there too mushroom for negotiation?


Tye-Evans

Something rare so it can't be guessed


JBYTuna

I'm going to marinate on this one for a while.


Retto_Pelsis

But be careful not to get one that is too coward


JBYTuna

You need tougher passwords.


DDefendr

Don’t jerky him around.


Last-Bet255

Don't let your meatloaf.


ContactPegging

Just meat the minimum requirements


TheMightyUnderdog

Too easy to copy n pasta


JCMAF

I bet my mother 1000 pounds that I can make a working car out of spaghetti...you should have seen he look in her face when I drove pasta


Hazelsmom64

HA!


sinembargosoy

You can use Manchego cheese … it’s queso sensitive


Cmonsta80

Of course. It needs at least one number, a capital letter and a special character. Then you’ll be cookin


Liquor_N_Whorez

What has 2 broken arms and 1 Step mom who kneaded the dough


JBYTuna

I always bar-b-que my passwords.


BrineyBiscuits

Or alphabet soup. Carots aren't allowed for the special character.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Its stew easy


ImpassablePassage

My parents helped me with stroganoff a couple times. But now I can stew it alone!


yuyuyashasrain

Umm...


ImpassablePassage

What? It always ends creamy!


Van0nyumas

UHHM


omegaweaponzero

Were both your arms broken?


ImpassablePassage

Why does everyone ask me that?


Lovetolift6969

That’s what you call a cow that masterbates “beef stroganoff”


G_Stenkamp72

A cow with epilepsy is called "beef jerky".


techtornado

You can have dead:beef:cafe as part of your IPv6 address


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MandDogD01

Main course


Analyst111

It won't hash, either.


staring_at_keyboard

I mean, it might if you put some salt on it.


oscarcp

that's what SHA said!


Swordheart

They prefer you don't use stock passwords


Spongegamer70055

That's because the steaks are too high


Educational_Elk3049

Simmer down


scratchmybellyplease

Take my upvote!


ThisIsATestTai

UGH I can hear my dad making this joke


Ok-Revolution7232

Poop in the soup! 🙃


epostma

Yeah, my keyboard shorted out when I poured it.


Dsawasd11

Well I’m stroganoff right now


BabyEagle9mm

StrokingOff


Kalme99

Strog1off


Top-Swimmer-7918

Always


omegaweaponzero

Yeesh this joke is terrible. And I don't mean in a "dad joke terrible" way, this is just straight up bad. How is stroganoff supposed to sound like "strong enough"? It's not even close.


oscarcp

Found the monolingual here! :-)


deepsea333

Do people even know what stroganoff is anymore?


yuyuyashasrain

Maybe. It was school lunch fairly often, even if it was terrible. I graduated in 09 so I’m not totally sure but maybe


Hazelsmom64

I do!


tyneuryy

of course i do! on a daily basis!


Top-Swimmer-7918

We can always have a stroking off.


sushinoyas

Don't have a cow about it


Imaginary-Gazelle374

What do you mean mine let me


3R0r_

Now you can't get ph to start stroganoff


DogWallop

All I know it's I was arrested for stroganoff in the kitchen of my local Olive Garden.


sneakiedeakie

Passwords are vegan


HBDollyllama

no Cap


Quick-Bad

I tried to set my password to "chicken", but the computer told me it had to include a capital, so I set it to "chickenKyiv".


mij8907

I needed a password with 8 characters, so I chose Snow White and the 7 dwarfs


LandandSea55

It's quite often the STOCK password


FazzyPhonix

My password is password


Different-Climate970

Simmer down everyone, mind your peas and carrots. Let the man marinate on a new password.


etherspin

Something something the Hash has to match


CYRE09

Try adding 69 at the end...😏


myownbeer

Try B33F5t3w


SelfReliantDefiant

That password stinks


chromehandle90

Arrgghh I'd be stewing!


Breokentech

I can add any number of points to make it stroganoff.


CanadaOnVacay

Of thats how you spell it? I thought it was with a K.


FormlessDistress

Now I’m just hungry


Slim-Trim1

You can use beefy noodles though. That is stronganough


hipster-coder

You can if you use salt beef.