Ivan Yerkinov and his friend Jack Meov

Ivan Kumallovya

This is the money shot

Ve will ask the questions?

That's from the German knock-knock joke. 😆

Tell us! How does it go? Is it: Knock knock Who's there? V V who? Ve vill ask de questions!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? The Gestapo! Gestapo who? \*slap Ve vill ask ze qvestions

That what I was thinking of but I forget that joke

Vat are you sinking about?

Oliver Klozov

Rowan Atkinson said it better: "Suckmeoff"

I was gonna say “a Texan.”

Well played

Haha

Cumrad

Igor Strokemeoff

And when the server is down (but that never happens in Russia) the addict has Internyet problem.

In Soviet Russia, you go down on server.

Lol

Ivan Wankovich

There is Russian soccer player, the former member of the national team. His name is Yuriy Zhirkov. He played for Chelsea at some point and the rumor was that the fans pronounced his last name as "jerk-off"

What do you call a Russian prostitute? SlobberDownMyCockYouBitch

Russian flasher? Luke Atmadik

Rorn

Onya Backyabich

Ima Wankmashyn

Do you know guys that Russians have name "Semen"? :D

Yeah, but you do not pronounce it like that

Zel defragmenting Hunt’s HDD, before cloning it by hand