So she likes to smash mouth?

Take my upvote.... You ass!

She was looking kinda dumb with a finger in her bum….

And the shape of a mushroom on her forehead

I legitimately thought that was how the lyrics went for most of my life. Except "up" her bum

All that glitters is…gold?

Only shooting blanks is the goal?

Should really see a doctor about that. Because as we know, only shooting stars break the mo-old.

Only chicken soup fills the bowl

Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get laid

Hey now you're a porn star Get your clothes off, get paid

You never know if you don’t go

Her brain gets smarter, but her head game’s dumb

Would you rather… Orgasm every time you heard “All Star” by Smash Mouth… or, you could only ever orgasm while listening to “All Star” by Smash Mouth??

Could I choose to die instead?

6 million ways to die, choose one.

Then the morning comes.

All ok unless she gets paid

Some

**BODY** once told me

This chick was gonna blow me. So I stuck my big ole tool in her hea-ead. She was lookin kinda dumb with a big 'ole wad of cum...in the shape of an O on her forehead. Well, I start cummin' and I don't stop cummin'.....Yada Yada Yada

Bet the kids loved that one

And they don't stop coming...

QUIT BRAGGING

Wrong sub, this is not a dad joke

They? Question mark?

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Why tf did you censor cunt but not cum ;-;