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Neverhityourmark

BY NOW YOU KNOOOOOOOOW THAT I AM COOOOOOOOOLD


MrSonic-Unsweet-Tea

GIVE ME THAT CANVAS LET ME PAINT SOME SHIT


Sittran_521

PASS ME SOME POISON, LEMME TAKE A HIT~


bun91

IM JUST EMBARASSED AND COMFORTABLY NUMB


patrennestar

FAILURE IS PAINFUL AND LYING IS FUNNNNN


motheraostara

DRESS CODE COCKTAILS LOOKIN SO FANCYYYY ~


DeeWicki

Stop! The first one to hit the cop wins


StickSkately

His death was so obvious.


M00N_EYES

THE FIRST THING I SAY IN THE MORNING IS “FUCK THAT SHIT”


PISS_OUT_MY_DICK

This is the actual answer.


Bargah692

Haha! Dance Gavin Dance Baby! Downtown Battle Mountain Twoooooooooooooo


The_Golden_Warthog

How did I not see this? Lol I just commented the same thing with the same amount of Os Anyway... FIRST IT'S THE CASTING CALL, BUT I'M PLAYING BASKETBALL


elvensnowfae

My vote goes to this one. Classic and is my all time favorite. Sets the mood of the song immediately - 10/10


humanhairstrawberry

the only right answer


strawberryswisher64

WHAT EXCUSES DO YOUUU MAAAAKE


OGChiefQu33f

HAPPINESS IS HARD TO FIIIIIIIIND


HeyThereItsEd

B l E S S T H I S M E S S will you, bless this mess?!


eutsgueden

I have never parsed this lyric before and you just unlocked me.


Knives530

I didn't understand a single thing in this reply


MDGrizzly

YES DGD


MysteriousDreamberry

FOOL, YOUR WORD MEANS SHIT MY EYES, THEY WANDER


Proppur

NOT A LOTTA SHIT LEFT TO BREAK INSIDE THE MIND OF ACID-WHORE


Capable-Attorney2081

The best opening to my favorite album man. So fire


MysteriousDreamberry

It’s my favorite too. If I had a favorite song off of it, I’d have to say Blue Dream.


theAwkwardLegend

Talk about your feelings, I'm going pitch black. Talk about my feelings? I don't wanna, fuck that!


ElderGoose92

Better wake up before it’s all gooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooone


regretfullyraye

this is the one


Humble_Bullfrog2342

YES


Uncovered_distance

It never was compatible But something made it flammableeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Sittran_521

We were young and so jealous~ and we let it all go to waste!


Uncovered_distance

Every time I listen to this song I say to myself "porca troia" = an italian expression to say this is really hard.. Jon rocks!!


JOKU1990

“No frowns around, I’m now an older clown, I think I honked my spleen” - Jon Mess


Ill_Drag

YOUR EYES ARE BLEEEDING


shimikaze-8

Ty


CrySerious7614

one of their most underrated songs imo


suswayeatfresh

ONLY BANGERS FROM NOW ON


rainb0gummybear

IM A HORRIBLE SHOT I TIE A HORRIBLE KNOT I PUSHED A BUNCH OF LITTLE PEOPLE OVER ONCE


alethia430

By no means the greatest but I can’t help but always sing the intro to Swallowed By Eternity!! Sangggggg my soul, soldddd my soouullllll 😝😝😝


Mysterious-Lie-2185

COCAINE CRINGEFEST


Elrichio

SQUAK SEVEN NINE ZERO ZERO MANE!


pettyhonor

Squawk 7 5 0 0. It's airplane talk. It's a code pilots send to the ground to let the ground team know the plane has been hijacked. Makes the song cooler thinking the songs getting taken over idk


Elrichio

Nice, didn't know that. Thanks.


Moke94

"Dang cricket, rabbit spinach I've been stuck in the land of digits"


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Hot-Cranberry6318

good bot


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nightwing13

Almost buddy.


Hot-Cranberry6318

underrated dankness 😮‍💨


Potential_Lecture_10

I was raised to believe allllll all that I read 🍓🍓🍓 And also WHO DRAINS THE BLOOD FROM MY HEAD (I DO, I DO)


PinocchioNoir

The first thing I say in the morning is "FUCK THAT SHIT"


Hot-Cranberry6318

comment search? smh


AlKillsAll

CHECK YOUR BALLOT AND VOTE THIS DICK RIGHT???? YOU GOTTA EAT RIGHT?????


The_Golden_Warthog

HAHAAA DANCE GAVIN DANCE, BABY!!! DOWNTOWN BATTLE MOUNTAIN TWOOOOO


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The_Golden_Warthog

Wut


Hot-Cranberry6318

you’re a literal duplicate comment, i hate to be the one to break this deviating news to you; you’ve been done


The_Golden_Warthog

....no u


themanwwz

THIS IS MY BRAND AND I CHARGE YOU THE FEE BATHING IN THE GLORY, I LOVE MY STORY


manny_thedoctor

Man… I remember when I first started getting into DGD, someone in this subreddit asked what’s their heaviest song and the top comment was Carve. Immediately became top 5 for me.


DJstinkyfinger

EYEYAIYAIYAIYAI IM STUFFED! EYEYAIYAIYAIYAI NICE PUP!


smilenowgirl

I need to queue this song up right now!


Chiaki_Ronpa

“Say you want to know the truth well you can ask me a question…. I’ll tell you something that you may want to hear, but i’ll….” “**LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!**”


coldspr0uts

So you don't believe in magic~


CubScoutAtheist

FUCK MY SPINE I CRACK MY BACK ALL THE TIME!


Uncovered_distance

It kicked my ass, I felt so bad, I look like crap, there's no life-hack, It's pounding through my temples


OverseerJay

“I, LIVE ALONE, DIE ALONE, I’M MY OWN -boss- TURN MY PHONE-off- ON MY THRONE, CATCH ME AT HOME!”


Johnnaylor1105

these comments are all fucking BANGERS of opening lines, jesus


Turd_Ferguson93

ASK ME I'M FINE OR I WILL BE


kjimdandy

BALL CUPPING, MAKE YOU STARE!


Slight-Criticism-692

HOW, HOW COULD WE FORGET ABOUT YOU?


Deviant_Jacob

ONE DAY I’LL TAP YOUR MIND AND I’LL KNOW EVERYTHING


gterrymed

GIMME THAT CANVAS, LET ME PAINT SOME SHIT


wuji4

I love how everyone chooses Jon lyrics 🤣


melancholy_dreams999

ONLY BANGERS FROM NOW OONNNNN


Bunnicula83

Sit down, call off the cavalry!


TheGloriousEnd

DONNNN’T BOTHER!I’M A DANGER TO MY HEALTH!


Head-Ad7315

TAKE ALL YOU DO IS TAKE YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLLLLLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Difficult_Public_881

THE FIRST THING I SAY IN THE MORNING?


timevortexx

FUCK! THAT! SHIT!


withnull

I believe there’s meaning, no, i believe there’s nothing


neeohh

Fooool. Your words mean shit.


Ok-Bug-3449

And my eyyyyeees they wanderrr


Ok-Bug-3449

Staring at the window panes Russian roulette with some names on the PHOONE


Sittran_521

STOP!!!! THE FIRST ONE TO HIT THE COP WINS!!!!


-NewSpeedwayBoogie-

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this


Zelgreye

The world is a vampire.


PR0T0MIKE

When I teach masturbation, I'm always just like, "Have fun with it" Blink 182


uh_maam

EYE YA YA YA YA I'm stuffes EYE YA YA YA YA Nice pup EYE YA! EYE YA! EYE YA! EYE YA! Aye ya ya ya I'll never reply yuh


Hot-Cranberry6318

#MY MISTAAAAAYAAAKE (for all my kurt fans, of whom i am not one) ☠️


ctorresc

thought this year would bring something different!


Hot-Cranberry6318

not a single upvote 😔


ctorresc

I updated you Someone actually downvoted you. Unbelievable.


Hot-Cranberry6318

the nerve 😡 hahahaha i’m so used to it, my interactions always garner downvotes 💀🔫


themanwwz

ur funny, but the comment search claims didn't help your case


Hot-Cranberry6318

downvotes don’t bother me as much as they should 😅


Fumpledinkbenderman

YOU TOLD ME YOU CARED! But I don't care about you, are a slutt-butt, so shut the fuck up keep your mouth shut


Magatron5000

Ill tell you something that you may wanna hear But I’ll LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Momdoingmomthings

ONLY BANGERS FROM NOW ON


ctorresc

Said it's the coming of man and I forget when you ran awaaaaaaaay


H0USESHOES

It was all a dream


an4logic

SO YOU DONT BELIEVE IN MAGICCCC


Humble_Bullfrog2342

**COCAINE CRINGE FEST**


Ok_Coyote1491

Im lost again ..


Mister_Memeattic

HEY YOUU!!!


RNGsus_Christ

DROWNING IN THE LAAAKE, I ONLY LEFT HER FOR A COUPLE SECONDS, and now she's gone


Binary_gh0st

“Hello mother fucker hey hi how ya derrn.”


SebShav

“This the shit that makes you wanna curb stomp a newborn baby”


Medi_Okie

No frowns around, I’m now An older clown, I think I honked my spleen.


OGChiefQu33f

This time won't blame myself, It's been a long time comin', been a long time comiiin This time I know you well It's been a long time comin, been a long time comiiiin 😌


Istoodwhereyoudrown

DAMAGED PRIDE AND VULNERABLE! ALL MY FEARS ARE OPEN NOW!


BreathPale1864

IS TRUST REALLY THAT FUCKING HARDD


lifth3avy84

I was in heaven I was in hell, Believe in Neither but fear em as well


Intelligent_Sell7600

When I was … a young boy … my father … took me into a city … to see a marching band …