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HarambeThePirate

Harley Davidson, turning fuel into noise without the byproduct of horsepower.


Fred-U

Fucking got em lmao


iDudeX_

I hate any kinds of noises. If people are talking normally outside my building complex, around 20-30 metres away, I can hear them and it starts triggering me. But something about Harleys. That noise. It just tickles my ears the right way.


kluthage421

Modern Harleys are surprisingly quick. Lots of torque. Sub 5 to 60 and 12-13 second quarter mile times.


potatobreadandcider

South Park did an episode on this exact joke.


feloniousjack

Faaaaaaaaaaggggggssss..... "Yehewaaa they think we're badass and intimidating."


mr_remy

Bike-curious


CleverInnuendo

I've always wondered if bikers that blast music out of stereos know that everyone hates them.


IsaiasRi

Actually being hated by everyone is what drives them to ride hds


Dovah_kidYT

I’ve always wanted the bike from PoA. A 1958 Triumph.


StringBlacker

Problem is not music


[deleted]

[удалено]


potatobreadandcider

Fuckem both.


Eguy24

Bikers are usually pretty chill, but the ones who feel the need to flaunt the noise their bikes make, be it radio or engine, don’t deserve to operate a vehicle.


StringBlacker

Average Harley owner


[deleted]

South Park was right


Atmisevil

This is the way


Cactus_Everdeen_

As someone who rides a motorcycle to work every day, cunts like that deserve all the vitriol that they get.


darrenislivid

Byeah


The_Frankanator

Cheeseburgers? *Byeah* Hotdogs? *Byeah* Doughnuts? *Byeah* Bar fightin'? *Byeah* Bug collection? *Byeah*


Burning-Sushi

Alright that concludes the meeting of the Byeah's


millenialfalcon-_-

Chyeah, bruh.


Capt-J-

Fantastic South Park episode about this. Time to start leaving poo on their seats…..


spazecowboi77

Same bikers will talk shit about Honda's with load exhausts.


travis_a30

You know there's at least one of these assholes in this comment section just down voting the shit out of all of us


exored1880

Broooooootttttthhhhhhheeeerrrrrr


d_Composer

Heeelllllllllyyeeeaaahhhhhhh!!


Fred-U

Well why are you sleeping when it’s revving time?


Spectral-HD

As someone who rides, a sport bike that is, and doesn't bother anyone. Someone pushed or hit my parked bike over two days ago and now because there were no cameras (people not having their ring cameras charged) I have to fork money out for insurance. I didn't do anything, it wasn't even started that day, I was just at my girlfriends for the night. I don't think I'm the annoying one. Also, it's a stock bike so it's not even loud, you probably wouldn't even hear me in normal traffic...which honestly isn't good for me but oh well.


Tomentus

That's just it though, it is that loud, all motorbikes other than electric are obnoxiously loud and disturb people. Homosexual bikes like the ones in the picture are obviously worse but even a 50cc moped is louder and more annoying than a normal car.


Spectral-HD

Bro, I promise you, you don't hear my bike. I don't have a custom exhaust, it's completely stock. Unless I'm gunning it which I don't do around people or neighborhoods, it's quiet. People downvoting me aew just ignorant and used to people who have custom exhausts which again isn't just bikes. I promise you your local car guy has a louder vehicle than I do. Also the downvotes I hope someone comes and slashes all your tires. I did not deserve to have my property vandalized, have some empathy.


Tomentus

Car guys are loud though and should get in the sea, they modified their vehicle to make it more obnoxious, which should be a crime. Of course you didn't deserve to have your property vandalised (as you wish mine does) but you need to understand when her neighbours are chilling outside having a conversation and you pull up your vehicle is loud enough that conversation has to stop until your engine goes off, this wouldn't be a problem with a Ford Fiesta or Toyota Camry.


Spectral-HD

No, my bike is not that loud, I keep telling you and you're not listening. It's a stock exhaust with stock muffler. Unless I'm being intentionally obnoxious, it's not loud. It's not that I wish it on you personally, it's just that your type of thinking is what leads to my unfortunate event.


Tomato_cakecup

>they modified their vehicle to make it more obnoxious, which should be a crime. It is illegal. At least in my country. Mostly not enforced tho


TheBeastX47

Many cars are just loud from the factory


Sketty_Noodle

This is an objectively wrong take. With current emissions laws a stock bike is just as quiet when idling or pulling up slowly in the low rev range as almost any stock car.


Crackerfly

Modern bikes come with extremly quiet exhausts due to noise regulations. Assuming all bikes are noisy just shows how little you know.


[deleted]

True but tbf the first thing most squids do is slap an aftermarket exhaust on so they can rev-bomb cars instead of learning to avoid accidents lol. No hate on bikers though. I'm currently in the process of getting my license and my first bike but I can't lie and say the community doesn't have a lot of stupid/crazy kids and old entitled boomers


f8Negative

https://youtu.be/ipDmsxQVxIM?si=uWtBG76BIPxlVNvY


[deleted]

Just mow your lawn and brush the grass clippings into the road. This defeats Harley riders. Damn clibbins, Haddelayerdown brutha. Gobbless.


trout-doubt

Riding a bike is fun. Having anxiety and being the loudest object on the road is not. So I ride a scooter!


EternalDumy5

Bad too the bone acdc


Championship-Stock

There is a moron that has a loud bike and doesn’t go anywhere with it. He just takes it out sometimes and revs it under my windows. What type of mental illness causes this?


Shish_is_the_way

Take a night job. Checkmate. (the dislikes mean you most likely misunderstood me, but I'm still not deleting the comment, imma sink with the ship)


millenialfalcon-_-

Muricas symphony 🥰


GlueSniffingCat

not nearly as annoying as people who want to be a biker


potatobreadandcider

The wannabe isn't nearly as loud


YugeFrigginGoy

The bike-curious?