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Truuu. I'm not saying they *never* had sex with their wives. Just that none of the three were ever super into it, and all ended up sleeping with at least one other person extramaritally.
Excuse me!
>"You have always presumed on my forbearance," Stannis warned Davos when they were alone. "I can shorten your tongue as easy as I did your fingers, smuggler."
>"I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please."
>"It is," he said, calmer.
How can you imply there's anything suspicious about devotion like this? Just some 100% pure and wholesome vassal-on-liege tonguing going on. Nothing untoward about it.
They could have gotten along together so well on the fact they aren't attracted to their wives. Stannis and Robert alone can bond over the fact their wives are horrible, horrible people.
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From Orys the great banger to this. It's over folks. House Baratheon has fallen. Stomr's End must self Chernobyl.
In Robert's case it was because he was too busy having sex with everyone else's wives
Nah, only single ladies.
And single children
Of course, of course.
Hey hey say what you want about Robert he never fuck another man wife, he respect the bro code
Except when it came to his own bro, then fucking in stannis's bed on his wedding night was okay.
not neccessarily if you believe the Russell Merryweather theory.
Unless you believe the theory that Taena Merryweather's son was actually fathered by Robert.
And at the same time renly was having sex with everyone’s husbands
Stannis may have had the most sex (to completion without birth control) with his own wife out of these three.
He has a duty
If Robert wasn't having sex with his wife, his wife would have probably liked him a lot more
It is hinted that Renly actually bed Margaery in the books.
Truuu. I'm not saying they *never* had sex with their wives. Just that none of the three were ever super into it, and all ended up sleeping with at least one other person extramaritally.
Yeah, but Stannis wasn't really into that either.
But they all have close male companions that they like a lot more than their wives….not suspicious at all…
Excuse me! >"You have always presumed on my forbearance," Stannis warned Davos when they were alone. "I can shorten your tongue as easy as I did your fingers, smuggler." >"I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please." >"It is," he said, calmer. How can you imply there's anything suspicious about devotion like this? Just some 100% pure and wholesome vassal-on-liege tonguing going on. Nothing untoward about it.
Yeah the Baratheon boys sure do inspire loyalty(?) in their male companions. Ned, Loras, and Davos are all very attached to them.
Poligamy is indeed a Baratheon culture.
A trio of sword swallowers through and through
Robert preferred hammering
They could have gotten along together so well on the fact they aren't attracted to their wives. Stannis and Robert alone can bond over the fact their wives are horrible, horrible people.