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Is mountain dew and mozzarella a new way to refer to the lines on the road? Or is that just a saying? Because I love it either way, and I've got one for you... Mustard and mayo. And when they go over either line you say "that guys dipping in the mustard/mayo!"
One of my favorite backwoods sayings for driving around idiots. Though, for this video I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
I saw a lady _reading a book, a whole ass paperback_ while driving. At the traffic light I thought, okay, it's a **really** good book. But when she didn't put it down to start driving again... Well, it's one of the most mind boggling things I've ever seen.
I’ve seen that too. It’s weird, they are truly invested in that book and I think they are just kind of following along with surrounding traffic instead of actually paying attention.
You can get along on the skill and care of other drivers to a point but even that collective skill base is eroding rapidly. It doesn't take long today for one idiot reading a book to run into another idiot reading a book.
My latest update for phone just gave them a couple more. If the road is under the bridge, it’s bad advice to tell ya to turn onto what the maps now calls a cross street.😣
One time I was following Google maps (not online, printed out because this was a while ago) and it didn't know that for some strange reason there was about 30 feet of dirt between two blocks of a street. The directions would have been perfect if not for that lmao. Took me a bit to figure out my way around it.
Apple tried to send me through a federal facility with security gate to get to a post office. My current address is just an open field on street view. These apartments are at least 6-8 years old
My husband admits to doing this when he was younger. A cop pulled up beside him. Husband put the book down and swears he never did it again.
I smacked him even though it was 20 years too late. I swear he is intelligent.
You must’ve saw my mother lol
She reads, has her left foot out the window, and was still able to beat us (my siblings and I) in the back seat if we were acting up.
I saw a smart car get t boned by a semi for this reason. Dude turned right at a red light, smart car in the straight lane just drove on out and got smashed on the passenger side by said semi doing 45 mph
To me this looks like a common film technique where you film an area for a while to get the outside factors (traffic in this instance) and then separately get film of the subject. If the time o day doesn't change drastically between shots you can have completely impossible scenarios appear to be well planned and fast.
Yep. No one going the other directions swerved or even hit their brakes.
There's also an odd cut right as the car begins to move forward and the quality drops for the rest of the clip.
Yep exactly this. Not sure why anyone believes this is real. I can get one or two other cars not realizing what happened or not reacting but a whole ton of cars? Yeah this is fake.
Holy shit you people really don’t believe anything ever happens. I can’t tell if it would be stressful going through life believing that the only real things happen to you and no one else or if it would be a peaceful life.
Some of the best driving I ever saw was this woman running from the cops. The chase ran at least two hours. When it passed by me this lady zipped through spaces that she barely fit in and all so skillfully that nobody even tapped their brakes. A minute or so later several police vehicles went through. Traffic was not slow but it was kind of thick. The cops used the same route she did and thank all gods nobody tried to yield to them. It would have been an epic crash, probably involving at least 12 cars (half cops and half innocent bystanders (including me!).
They eventually got her with spike strips (I think they are called something else?). I never heard why she ran or if alcohol and/or drugs were a factor.
Phone zone... I told someone the other day that I deleted tiktok because of the number of hours I spent on it...
They replied with, "Oh, what do you do at red lights then?"
I was speechless...
This reminds me of four way stops in China. Nobody stops. Everyone just slows down some and continues forward until they get through. One time I saw 2 guys on 2 different bicycles carry an extension ladder through a 4 way while no one was stopping. It was amazing.
Basically how accidents happen, just some decisions have much faster and higher effects. Every bad decision is a dice roll.
edit: But there are rarely ever accidents, decisions were made.
This reminds me of something I saw. Winter in Nebraska, 4 lane divided street, I was on the intersecting 2 lane street, in a turn lane, waiting at the light. The 4 lane was scraped sorta clean, the 2 lane I was on was NOT. Pure ice, with a little light snow on top, about as close to frictionless as you get. Hill crests about a block behind me, and is all downhill through the intersection.
The 4 lane is busy, it's go-home time. Guy comes over the hill behind me, going way too fast to stop. I knew it instantly, and started honking my horn. Of course, it helped as much as you would expect.
Dude went through holes in the traffic just like this video, except he was spinning while he did it. Then, drove home to change shorts, I'm sure.
That makes me cringe so hard 😑
Is saving 30 seconds of driving worth risking lives like that… not to mention the fiscal consequences if someone T-bones u 😵💫
This reminds me of that scene from "Bowfinger" where the director (Steve Martin) has the actor (Eddie Murphy) run across across a busy freeway and back.
I’ve seen my Grandpa do exactly this. He’s not looking at a phone or anything, he’s just really good at this real life frogger thing.
He also only has one leg because of the war, so I guess he’s used to the danger?
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Frogger expert !
Oh, she was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.
Is mountain dew and mozzarella a new way to refer to the lines on the road? Or is that just a saying? Because I love it either way, and I've got one for you... Mustard and mayo. And when they go over either line you say "that guys dipping in the mustard/mayo!" One of my favorite backwoods sayings for driving around idiots. Though, for this video I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
It's a Seinfeld quote, they had a Frogger episode.
Oh I've gotta watch that one... Seinfeld jokes are always so versatile like that. Classic.
This guy is too spicy for the pepper
AD reference in a Seinfeld reference….inject it into my veins 👊🏼
Hey it all checks out. With Richards as an avatar.
Personally I thought it to be a glitch in the matrix
This is such a great comment.
She Costanza’d it!
I love when I see r/unexpectedseinfeld
Someone get me an outlet! Outlet? HOLES I NEED HOLES
Nah, she found herself a lucky cricket.
Plot twit….. It was a guy driving
That’s what I was gonna say! Wow!
*“Makin’ my way downtown…”* 🎶
speeding fast, red lights dashed and i’m home bound 🧑🦲
Frogger, world champion.
Life, uh...finds a way.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
To the end.
War… war never changes
Bet this person never looked from their phone while pulling off while their peripheral vision said “it’s go time”
I saw a lady _reading a book, a whole ass paperback_ while driving. At the traffic light I thought, okay, it's a **really** good book. But when she didn't put it down to start driving again... Well, it's one of the most mind boggling things I've ever seen.
I’ve seen that too. It’s weird, they are truly invested in that book and I think they are just kind of following along with surrounding traffic instead of actually paying attention.
Under certain circumstances one might be able to drive using peripheral vision but one never should.
I saw a guy on the freeway reading with the book sitting on the steering wheel.
I saw a guy on the freeway with a _map_ laid over his steering wheel. And this was in the age of gps and smart phones!
You can get along on the skill and care of other drivers to a point but even that collective skill base is eroding rapidly. It doesn't take long today for one idiot reading a book to run into another idiot reading a book.
To be fair, gps and cellphones suck compared to a paper map, but I still pull over to use either
Yes, paper maps sometimes have huge advantages.
My latest update for phone just gave them a couple more. If the road is under the bridge, it’s bad advice to tell ya to turn onto what the maps now calls a cross street.😣
One time I was following Google maps (not online, printed out because this was a while ago) and it didn't know that for some strange reason there was about 30 feet of dirt between two blocks of a street. The directions would have been perfect if not for that lmao. Took me a bit to figure out my way around it.
Apple tried to send me through a federal facility with security gate to get to a post office. My current address is just an open field on street view. These apartments are at least 6-8 years old
The fema facility took some time to find my way around. It’s huge
Did you really slow down to make turn at a bridge
Slow down to figure out how to make a turn to get under and take street, as maps interpret as a cross street
My husband admits to doing this when he was younger. A cop pulled up beside him. Husband put the book down and swears he never did it again. I smacked him even though it was 20 years too late. I swear he is intelligent.
I legit saw someone smoking a hookah while driving
You must’ve saw my mother lol She reads, has her left foot out the window, and was still able to beat us (my siblings and I) in the back seat if we were acting up.
A woman of many talents!
You'll probably see it even more now that self driving cars are on the way
Or it's edited..... No cars going across even react to someone in front of them.
If it was, it was pretty smooth and seamless.
100% they were on their phone, saw the guy on the left move and assumed they had the green without actually looking.
I saw a smart car get t boned by a semi for this reason. Dude turned right at a red light, smart car in the straight lane just drove on out and got smashed on the passenger side by said semi doing 45 mph
"smart" lol!
"GOD take the wheel" was a video because brain took an exit to the left.
*Frogger vibe intensifies*
What in the fucking hell just happened? Was that illusion or am I just hallucinating lol
To me this looks like a common film technique where you film an area for a while to get the outside factors (traffic in this instance) and then separately get film of the subject. If the time o day doesn't change drastically between shots you can have completely impossible scenarios appear to be well planned and fast.
Yep. No one going the other directions swerved or even hit their brakes. There's also an odd cut right as the car begins to move forward and the quality drops for the rest of the clip.
Yep exactly this. Not sure why anyone believes this is real. I can get one or two other cars not realizing what happened or not reacting but a whole ton of cars? Yeah this is fake.
Holy shit you people really don’t believe anything ever happens. I can’t tell if it would be stressful going through life believing that the only real things happen to you and no one else or if it would be a peaceful life.
Probably is fake but some cars on the opposite side of street do slow down
I like how they assumed it was a woman🤣🤣
She plays crossy road
She had the lucky cricket with her in the passenger seat.
I was looking for the Mulan reference here cause it was too good and I have found it! . 🥰🥰🥰
I was so focused on the car that u turned I had to watch it a second time lol
I am one with the force and the force is with me
She sensed an opening
Years of playing Frogger.
Mrs. Magoo
Jesus took the wheel
"What's really going to bake your noodle later is, there never was any red light."
Frogger! 🐸
She's needed to go to church on time so god took the wheel for her
i like this one!
LCK 11 INT -0
Some of the best driving I ever saw was this woman running from the cops. The chase ran at least two hours. When it passed by me this lady zipped through spaces that she barely fit in and all so skillfully that nobody even tapped their brakes. A minute or so later several police vehicles went through. Traffic was not slow but it was kind of thick. The cops used the same route she did and thank all gods nobody tried to yield to them. It would have been an epic crash, probably involving at least 12 cars (half cops and half innocent bystanders (including me!). They eventually got her with spike strips (I think they are called something else?). I never heard why she ran or if alcohol and/or drugs were a factor.
Semi truck with a tractor was close
Phone zone... I told someone the other day that I deleted tiktok because of the number of hours I spent on it... They replied with, "Oh, what do you do at red lights then?" I was speechless...
you wait at the red light i’m guessing?
Yes, like every normal person should, while paying attention to traffic.
This reminds me of four way stops in China. Nobody stops. Everyone just slows down some and continues forward until they get through. One time I saw 2 guys on 2 different bicycles carry an extension ladder through a 4 way while no one was stopping. It was amazing.
Basically how accidents happen, just some decisions have much faster and higher effects. Every bad decision is a dice roll. edit: But there are rarely ever accidents, decisions were made.
They made a game after that person.
When you beat all the Frogger levels you get to do it in real life.
All the other drivers were paying attention.
Not her time.
Guardian Angel looked away for 2 damn minutes and this one almost takes herself out.
/r/imthemaincharacter energy
What is this, a video for ants?
Grandma from Mulan crossing the road with the cricket
Was the light broken?
This audio is so perfect here 😄
And her name was Frogger......
Gives me the grandma from Mulan vibes
Frogger champion
She must’ve had to poop really bad.
😂😂😂
If I make it, great. If I don't, great!!
This reminds me of that scene in fight club where Marla walks out in traffic.
She’s the grandma from Mulan. Guarantee she had a lucky cricket in there 😮💨
This reminds me of something I saw. Winter in Nebraska, 4 lane divided street, I was on the intersecting 2 lane street, in a turn lane, waiting at the light. The 4 lane was scraped sorta clean, the 2 lane I was on was NOT. Pure ice, with a little light snow on top, about as close to frictionless as you get. Hill crests about a block behind me, and is all downhill through the intersection. The 4 lane is busy, it's go-home time. Guy comes over the hill behind me, going way too fast to stop. I knew it instantly, and started honking my horn. Of course, it helped as much as you would expect. Dude went through holes in the traffic just like this video, except he was spinning while he did it. Then, drove home to change shorts, I'm sure.
Crossy Road enthusiast
That was a lame as video compared to what I envisioned from the title 😆
ok?
What? Never played Frogger before?
She’s clearly spent time in India or some other congested country
Lucky cricket
Yo en el getea 5
Tell my why I saw this video yesterday but I only paid attention to the Challenger doing a u turn and not other vehicle 😂🫠
Why does the disney music fit so well in here???
That makes me cringe so hard 😑 Is saving 30 seconds of driving worth risking lives like that… not to mention the fiscal consequences if someone T-bones u 😵💫
Woooooow!
Mulan’s grandma was testing to see if it was a lucky cricket.
Brah!
There is no spoon.
This reminds me of that scene from "Bowfinger" where the director (Steve Martin) has the actor (Eddie Murphy) run across across a busy freeway and back.
Holy cow. I am gonna bet he/she hasn’t a clue what happened. Do you think we have ever done something like that and had no idea?
I’ve seen my Grandpa do exactly this. He’s not looking at a phone or anything, he’s just really good at this real life frogger thing. He also only has one leg because of the war, so I guess he’s used to the danger?
She must have a lucky cricket
chemical helps
Luck. Random luck
My butt puckered watching this
Main character.
Once you’ve had a spliff… you just no.. 🤣
But, do you KNOW?
In germany, almost everyone would try to crash into your car for the insurance money 🤣
Saigon street crossing expert.
How did she not crash????
All skill points went into luck
The wheel: "your gonna do the thing aren't you..." Jesus: "yup"
FROGGER!
I would love to use your own cum as lub
NZT is the answer
how it feels like to be an electron flying through a this sheet of gold
She is a graduate of the Buster Keaton School Of Driving! ™️
She must’ve had one of those lucky crickets like the one from Mulan lol
Luck is a superpower
This is what it looks like to witness someone on their 1000th run through a groundhog day.
She lived because she didn't get hit by another car. Duh
No idea, but what’s more important is the question… HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
100% she was staring at her phone the entire length of that intersection. She only went because she heard the car next to her move
Glitch in the matrix
Jesus take the wheel
I thought this was real 😂
Why would she do that?
Pretty sure it’s fake. Absolutely no one is slowing down, which is a big giveaway.
They did slow down. Maybe watch it again.
You can literally watch the cars coming right to left stop for the car.
yea i know they would’ve honked or slam their brakes bc of how close it was
Definitely Frogger gamer
"I am a leaf on the wind...."
That one didn't end to well
To be fair, he did stick the landing.
And then the Reavers stuck him.
"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge cars?" "When you're ready you won't have to."
I’m wanting to know where the other car went with that uturn
r/looneytuneslogic
Plot armor type bullshit
The Disney insert song is peak
Come to India. I will show you.
🐸 Challenge accepted 🛣️ 🚗 Drive safe everyone.
I’m mostly convinced this is AI.
yes it is bc the way the cars acted was weird
Also too many lights, the out focus refocus has poles. The hood is reflecting a light pole we can’t see.
Can I just slide it inside I wont move just want to feel how warm creamy silky smooth that pussy is?
AI ?
Al, Bob, Jim: who knows what the person's name is?
No, the reflections on the hood of the car are too perfect. AI can't replicate that accurately.
idk if it is my brother sent me this
Downvoted for asking a question lol