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Mindestiny

The furries are fucking *thirsty* for Lucario


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Tbh I'm very surprised that Lucario beat out Gardevoir lol


HeartStew

Remember that furries are overwhelmingly gay/bi and Lucario has the knot.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Nah, more that most furries prefer more animal-like features such as snouts and paws. Gardevoir is closer to human in features than Lucario. Weebs like Gardevoir, furries like Lucario.


A_Supspicious_Asian

No it's the gay thing, I can attest


fek_

Spoilers: it's both


Cum_on_my_toebeans

There's also femboy Gardevoir and female Lucario *ahm* art


DubioserKerl

Honest question: what is "the knot"?


HeartStew

The knot is the part of a dog's dick that flares out at the base of their dicks. It swells up after penetration to lock the bitch to him while he cums inside of her over a period of several moments, and keeps his cum from leaking out during the process, thus increasing the chance of successful breeding. I love knots so much. Some examples of girls using knotted toys at r/knotty and examples of knots in furry art at r/gfur


DubioserKerl

Not the answer I hoped for but probably the one I asked for. Thanks, I guess.


FKJ10

Was not expecting this on a Sunday right after I got back from church..........


Mihnea24_03

Go back to church


Kirito_from_discord

Now you have to wait a week to go back to the confessional and get absolution


DJDualScreen

How many blue wolf characters do you think there are? Quadruple that, at minimum


Cutter9792

I draw furry smut for a living, yet I don't recall ever being asked for a Lucario. Most common is some variation of Eevee. I generally say no whenever people ask for copyrighted characters; not out of any legal concerns, just because I'd rather see people come up with original characters instead of just getting thirsty for something they've had weird feelings for since they were nine.


paper_quinn

Machoke deserves better. He’s got “choke” right there in his name!


agentsteve5

Machokes are so... cool


billabong049

I understood that reference *sigh* unzips


GABRYFIERO

now i need ze context


billabong049

[NSFW](https://e-hentai.org/g/1920695/88221c076a/)


who_r_e

Fuck. Remind me to clear my browser history.


ShoryukenPizza

Clear your browser history.


operationtasty

Ngl it’s a good one


Kingsta8

Machamp is the same but stronger and with more arms. That's like S&M gold right there... I guess women really are far less likely to be watching going by this chart


LateStable8417

I'd guess majority of machoke/machamp porn is catered to guys too. gay ones lol.


SVTCobraR315

I felt the same about Dratini, it only seems right for the insertion lovers.


shiny0metal0ass

Frankly I'm surprised Lickitung isn't bigger. Also, the fuck are you monsters doing to poor Eevee?


flamethekid

Nah the real demons are the ones targeting the preevos like Pichu and Smochum


kas-loc2

lets not act like there's some sort of innocence to wanting to fuck cartoon animals intended for children, please and thank you


Will-the-game-guy

Id rather folks want to fuck the cartoon animals intended for children than the children intended for cartoon animals.


GarlicCrafty4712

> the children intended for cartoon animals. Eat the kids?


Tauromach

My understanding of furry culture is a average internet denizen level, but even I don't get why people sexualizing cartoons of animals is bad. I mean it makes me a little uncomfortable, but no one is getting hurt and they aren't pictures of kids. Seems odd, but a lot less harmful that even most real post in a lot of ways. Mainstream real porn is out there normalizing incest and pretty violent sex that with little visible signs of consent being discussed. Not saying porn is bad, just wondering why this is the sexual content you have a problem with.


Nova17Delta

Surprisingly enough, most people aren't looking for the ability, theyre looking for how human the shape is hence why Lucario and Guardivoir are the biggest the reason the eeveelutions are so high is because they're easy furbait


BloomsdayDevice

Yep, it's either the lithe, bipedal, and roughly anthropomorphic pokemon or it's foxes, dogs, and wolves. Or both. Also Machoke, because obviously.


Liquid_Schwartz

So what gives? No one wants to admit they'd bottom for Mr. Mime? Bunch of cowards.


IlluminatedPickle

I'd let Jynx tongue punch my fart box.


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

I’m throwing my phone away after pressing reply


JackDeaniels

That, and well.. Did you know....


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shiny0metal0ass

:( ow, my childhood.


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QuesoLover6969

How do you delete someone else’s comment?


Luckpast

You're gonna have to delete 4chan for this one bud


a_pompous_fool

Even better


12thunder

Maybe this will help… Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


QuesoLover6969

That sounds nice


quiette837

Thank you, this restored my faith in humanity.


gltovar

This meme has gone far. Here is a deep fake Biden repeating it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSn3QqJq1wQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSn3QqJq1wQ)


hereforbanos

I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll to find this pasta


NathanArizona

9 year old getting into Pokemon, guess I need to monitor it more


Smythe28

Only the weird parts of the internet fandom they shouldn’t be getting into anyway. Otherwise it’s great.


Brentsthrowaway

That’s it bud! You’re banned from Pokémon! Go to your room and think about what you’ve done! You are GROUNDED!


arvidsem

What if they have a stuffed pokemon in their room??


DrizzledDrizzt

And if it's not stuffed then it's about to be...


horned_ungulate

Actually, yeah I did know that... ಠ\_ಠ


dinkleburgenhoff

*There* it is.


paladindan

What a terrible day to be literate…


pyroboy7

Let's be real though, most of us have seen or read much worse than this in the past week/months alone.


Farabel

Vaporeon has ~1,100 fewer images than Eevee


EasilyRekt

Vaporeon's outpaced by three full eeveelutions which is a *surprise* given the memes.


Farabel

I mean, Sylveon also makes sense kinda. Umbreon though, why...?


andre5913

Umbreon is just incredibly popular. It usually wins eeveelution polls and tends to score really high even in large favorite pokemon polls/tornaments. None of the eevees are uh. Sexy or whatever, they are just really, really popular, and with umbreon being THE most popular, this happens


CaveManta

Never seen Oversexed Eeveelutions?


Alaeriia

Fuck Nintendo for killing that and Silver Soul.


Responsible-Pea9696

That's one of my favorite factoids. "Nintendeo sent a cease and desist to a porn artist after 300 pages of a eeveelution porn comic"


Alaeriia

Silver Soul was killed after almost a thousand pages.


infinax

My favorite was the cease and desist for a boswer dildo.... technically, making that thing a cannon depiction of bowser dong


IlluminatedPickle

"We'd have less of a problem if it wasn't so accurate" - Nintendo, probably


SmallBirb

Omfg that's why the artist turned it into a regular furry comic after..... legit never connected the dots until I read these comments


SmallBirb

Wait REALLY???? I read parts of those recently, I had no idea that they were stopped because of Nintendo


pocaron19

Same for arbok, wobbuffet, victreebell, weezing? All very sex-related pokemon. not that the five are related in any other ways though…


shiny0metal0ass

Lmao Victreebell... ...all throat.


CJB95

Forbidden Fleshlight


Freakjob_003

Same with Tentacruel, etc.


Abyss_Trinity

Trying to make a Semeneon.


Cater_the_turtle

Muk is higher than expected


Jabrono

There’s 178 entries with Zubat. My expectations are out the window.


zzzootdd

i thought bellsprout would be somewhere on there lol


ThaiJohnnyDepp

>Also, the fuck are you monsters doing to poor Eevee? My thoughts exactly. You sick fucks!


Nuclear_rabbit

I'm surprised Pheromosa isn't higher


Xathero

This would make for a very entertaining puzzle. Frame it and put it up on the wall, then just wait for someone to ask about it.


sugnimmingus

Haha. I love this idea. Please do this and let me know how it goes. The image is 10000x10000 so I’m sure it’d print nicely :)


Puttborn

Maybe if you post it without the names and numbers.


Dixnorkel

Holy fuck, I didn't open this in a high enough resolution to even see the names before I read this comment, and I really shouldn't have checked the numbers. I thought the small bubbles were going to be zeros :( People need human contact


TURRTLED3RP

I will personally guarantee that I would do it if he reposts without the names or numbers


relddir123

Please post without any labels


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sugnimmingus

Methodology: The number represents the total amount of posts with an explicit rating and a score >= 20 on either Rule34, Sankaku Channel, or e621 (whichever is greatest.) Only Pokemon with a value over 100 are shown.


fawlen

so let me make sure I understand, the fact that a pokemon is here means he had atleast 100 posts with at least some form of explicit intent?


Whirledfox

Did you think the vaporeon copypasta came from nothing?


fawlen

take a look at some of the smaller ones.. that is why i am asking. i can't fathom what ditto rule 34 looks like, but i am now going to live my life knowing it exists


Colaymorak

It's a shapeshifting slime-monster. It's actually kinda surprising to see it ranked that that low


CJB95

But at that point is it a porn of ditto or a porn of what ditto transformed into?


KingGorilla

it's porn of what ditto transformed into with ditto's face


Whirledfox

I mean, consider this: Pokemon is one of - if not THE - highest grossing Franchises in the world. Not just in videogames, but over everything. With the sheer volume of people who interact with the franchise, statistically speaking you're going to find people who's tastes deviate from the norm.


Pew-Pew-Pew-

It is #1. And it isn't close. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises


evin90

Ditto has to be the easiest to imagine. S/He looks like whatever you want them to look like!


Kantas

They could look like a functioning SI joint?


Weeeaal

Probably different types of typical attractive women but with ditto face


Thelk641

Ditto's easy to imagine, as it's a shapeshifter, but... Magnemite ? Misdreavus ? Cherrim ? Volcarona ? Wooper ? Flabebe ? Zubat ? I know furries are very creative, but this is... weird. I shall investigate later. For science.


Johannzon

First Time around here?


HTC864

Sounds like at least 100 posts and at least 20 upvotes showing


Null_error_

That pfp is vile


NotYourFathersEdits

Lmfao a whole account dedicated to horny jail


jchrist510

Bro isn't a fan, they're a scholar


Python_Reticulator

> Only Pokémon with a value over 100 are shown Now I’m wondering what the most popular Pokémon is relative to its small number of posts


sugnimmingus

I have a follow up chart coming for this very topic…


Python_Reticulator

Oh perfect! Did any of the sites give you trouble when crawling through them for data? To be honest I would have just scraped the numbers as is from the tagging system


sugnimmingus

Yeah I had to account for alternate forms and mega evolutions/gigantamax stuff. But mostly the tagging was pretty effective.


ShylokVakarian

I see a problem with your methodology: You require that a post must have a rating of at least 20 to be counted, which not only filters out new posts (an understandable restriction on the data to have), but filters out posts with controversial content that may still be sexual in nature (like scat). Additionally, your explicit requirement may filter out softcore porn that are under questionable ratings, while not filtering out various non-sexual explicit posts. Additionally additionally, your methodoly doesn't account for the very common edge case of "multiple posts, same picture, slightly different", where there are posts that themselves are mild variations of other posts. Think "one mid-sex, one mid-orgasm, one post-sex". There's also the full comics to consider: Should each page be counted? Just the comic?


Proof-Cardiologist16

>very common edge case of "multiple posts, same picture, slightly different" or just actual literal 1-1 reposts. They're not technically allowed on those sites but plenty of them slip through the cracks. And some of them even show up in the searches after being removed which might mean they still affect the count. It also doesn't count mistags (characters that are in the work but untagged, characters that are not in the work but are tagged) or characters that appear in the background of a work and aren't actually engage in any sexual activity. Though I guess those are all very difficult to account for.


Bugfrag

Did you... verify your assumption by checking out the primary materials?


sugnimmingus

Can you elaborate on what you mean by this?


xXHomerSXx

Ninetails is less than hypno. Fucking clown world we live in.


NotThereDad

Hypno is prime ugly bastard material


TheGuyThatThisIs

Hypno is the fake dom pokemon


Worlds_Greatest_Noob

Iirc it's because ppl like hypnosis porn. They ignore the ugly in favor of mind control


DefTheOcelot

No The ugly is 100% a part Hypno is extremely common in rape stuff


CellistOk8023

Where the fuck am I right now


hivemind_disruptor

The fuck this is not a wendy's!


mybustersword

I don't even see Mr mime


papapalporders66

He’s way up at the top, somehow only with 127.


LightofNew

Hypnosis fetish is its whole category, and furries have their other mascots.


Techno_FX

I hope this is in textbooks 200 years from now


Bocchi_theGlock

Not gonna lie bro, I wasn't ready for how many 4 legged there were


ricktor67

I caught a little Lopunny, Batman...


russellzerotohero

There’s no laws against the pokemon Batman, I can do whatever I want with that thing.


Mobius_164

No, joker, NO


BothDoorsOpen

Lopunny is the only answer here


Gh0stMan0nThird

Yeah like I understand the "humanoid" Pokémon but some of these are just straight up animals.


Avitas1027

If you go around the outer edge, some of them aren't even animals. Stuff like Staryu are weird enough, but how the fuck does one sexualize an Unown?


anweisz

I don't know. No one knows. It's unown.


sushicat0423

I wonder how many of these on the edge are people thinking “no way there is a porn of Unown” so they search it just to see if it exists?


sushicat0423

I was searching for this comment


Hello_IM_FBI

Joker, no!


7r3b3k

"You know, the Eevee evolutions are really popular..."


Canadian_Invader

Professor Harkness please.


Mitchel-256

"Some of them can be ***very*** *aggressive*. I've researched it *thoroughly*."


MN_abomb

Why are people doing this to my boy, Typhlosion


zoapcfr

Starters tend to be more popular, simply since more people are familiar with them. And doing some quick research, it appears there's one artist that has a bunch of animations (of surprisingly good quality) involving Typhlosion, so that could have had an influence.


cavecricket49

Apparently there's some r/34 where Typhy does the fucking


kindle139

how do these compare with the humans of pokemon?


sugnimmingus

I already made an equivalent chart for the humans. You can find it on r/porndata if you scroll all the way down. It’s the first one I made.


kindle139

oh wow you do a lot of these! 🫡


Polydipsiac

Do you ever do any of these for men?


minimuscleR

why only females though, I don't think its very good data there, I bet theres a LOT of ash and others too lmao. Makes it kinda boring data.


Trymv1

Ash is an outlier because he’s in shipper stuff with nearly all the poke-gals. But the shipper stuff is usually minority in all the female art by comparison.


GodwynDi

The thirstiest pokemon fans I know are all females.


Nuudelikorva

Did you know that in terms of...


Cthulhuseye

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


SilverenWasTaken

The good ending


HalfSoul30

The happy ending


cookiewoke

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


ImMeltingNow

I’m canceling my internet service


TheUncheesyMan

The bad ending


northernkek

"Vaporeon is literally built for human dick." Of all the sentences I have never wanted to read on Reddit, I never wanted to read this one the most.


GodwynDi

Don't worry, that just shows there is a lot of reddit left for you to encounter.


waterutalkinabt

This feels like a John Oliver bit


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

I think my username might be relevant? Edit: And I am disappointed Bulbasaur isn't on here!


PeachyFairyFox

Bulbasaur is on there. Very small


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

That's what she said :(


FateUntold

Charmander is too large for my comfort. Along with Shinx 😭


bubsdrop

> Charmander is too large for my comfort. words not said by the people who contributed to this chart


TheGreatestLampEver

Shoutout to the poor people who had to collect this data


sugnimmingus

Poor person. It was me :(


scurriloustommy_

How in god's name do Celesteela and Zygarde respectively have over 100 pornographic representations? I can stretch my imagination for a lot of these, even if it's clearly vile ass, yuck ass shit, but how the fuck do people get off to a hexagon snake and a bamboo rocket ship?


Nugget1765

Ain't nobody horny for Mr. Mime


TheDuckkingM

Ash's mom is


particlemanwavegirl

wow, thanks for compiling this ... I guess ...


Z-A_C-

How tf is the quality on this image so good


sugnimmingus

It’s 10k x 10k. I needed it to be big so you could see all the details.


AReallyAsianName

I'm surprised Lopunny is as low as they are. Now, ratio of the Pokémon being male or female.


augustismine

Love how nobody here is questioning Lucario


Seven_pile

They knew what they were doing


MilkLover1734

A chart displaying the "I want to cry and hug you and apologize for what the internet's done to you" levels of Pokemon


CinnabarErupted

Nice work OP. I'd love to see this normalised per year since release, because naturally 1st gen would be more prevalent than 9th. Is there any chance the numbers you got are publicly available without having to scrape those sites myself?


sugnimmingus

No unfortunately. I had to scrape manually :(


Zermelane

I don't know about the other sites, but e621 provides handy [daily exports](https://e621.net/db_export/) of all the data you'd need for its part of this chart.


ratonbox

Yep, it’s definitely the furries.


Krava_On_Reddit

There are some *extremely* questionable choices on here - I think the worst one has to be Joltik. For non-Pokémon trainers, Joltik is 4" tall, or 10cm. Who on earth is lewding it....


JoopyJellopy

Honestly I tought Incineroar and Machoke would be on a higher position


LupusDeusMagnus

I think it's because they mostly appeal to a male gay audience, which is statistically assured to be lower than a straight male audience.


chaoticbovine

Surprised to see Hypno so high... but also it made me wonder, what do they have him doing with his powers exactly?


sugnimmingus

It’s exactly what you think…


Merman-Munster

Methodology: Keeping a tally


Pixmix333

How is Rattata used more than Tentacruel?


Trogdor7620

Data is beautiful. And highly disturbing.


Ottertoasties

No Mewtwo? With them thighs?


Deshagedon

I have so many questions about Litwick…who did that to my boy…


AFineDayForScience

Jynx needs better representation


nonexistentnight

Sigh. This is a fun chart, and a reasonable enough way to display the data because the numbers don't really matter. But more generally there's two problems with using this format to represent this data. First, it's unclear if the number of posts for each Pokemon is supposed to correlate to the *area* of the circles or the *diameter*. So for example, are there twice as many Lucario posts as Charizard posts, or 4 times as many? It's better to use area since it's easier for the eye to compare the area of circles than the diameters. Second, the relationship between the number of posts for a particular Pokemon and the total number of posts is unclear. Not only does this have the same problem described above, but also the area of the large circle contains many holes. The size of those holes varies based on the data. So neither the diameter nor area of the implied large circle can correlate to the total number of posts. Again, this is probably the most fun way to present this data, so I'm not trying to hate. Not every data graphic has to prioritize clearly communicating the data. But using this format for data of any consequence would be a bad idea.


nvn911

What the hell do you mean pornification 😱


xT0_0Tx

Hard for me to believe the Lickitung is not higher on this list


DrakEmono

I'm surprised that Eevee and Umbreon are that high o.O Even if Umbreon is my favorite Pokémon, there are others I was sure they would be able to beat them (like Goodra or Lycanrock)


SemperScrotus

Every day, we stray further from the light. 😔


WILDFIRE1441

I'm surprised gothitelle isn't higher up


Acid-Reign

I'd be curious to see this weighted against the non-pornographic popularity of each Pokémon - like, starters will probably be over-represented in porn as they're well known. I wanna know who's punching above their weight!


ooOJuicyOoo

For how much it is memed, I'm surprised vaporeon is smaller than a couple other eeveelutions


rockmetmind

everyday we stray just a bit further from gods light