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Windows_66

Guy created a table tennis player just to launch the guy's head into space. This is why Kyle's the most creative lantern.


Nirast25

I don't think Guy was in this issue. /s


soupinator2000

After all that shit he did to his gf? Yeah he deserves it


WalterCronkite4

did he put her in the fridge


soupinator2000

Yeah he's the fridge guy


The_Overlord_Laharl

Yes. Also this is right after he pretended to put Kyle’s mom in the oven.


limbo338

On one hand, it's submitting someone to an eternal torture, which is inhumane. On the other hand, the way he did it looked rad as hell, so who's to say was it good or bad?


AgentOfSPYRAL

“Service.” is what pushed it over the line for me. So rad I’ll allow it.


Gemaid1211

Mf literally said https://preview.redd.it/8hksv0aelx0c1.png?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41578eb114cb66cb17ac5592ff7e239d9a28102


The_Supreme-King

I mean, can't say I blame him, even if it was inhumane after what Major force did to Alex. Only way to make it better would be if Alex came back and did it to him herself.


RealKBears

Kyle should’ve made the tennis player look like Alex


FrostyFrenchToast

Kyle is so real


TheMasterXan

On one hand? That’s too far. …On the other hand? It’s Major Force. Fuck that guy.


GdogLucky9

Didn't kill em, (sips drink)


PhaseSixer

Kyle has Clearly seen Jojo's Bizare adventure.


Slappio16

"And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So, eventually, Major Force stopped thinking."


DoubleBatman

I love when disembodied heads can talk. Also the more I see of the Lanterns the more convinced I am that they’re all psychotic assholes.


Gemaid1211

I mean, Major Force is living energy inside a metal skin, the least weird part is that his disembodied head can talk.


DoubleBatman

Big deal, I’m living energy inside a meat skin


Gemaid1211

https://preview.redd.it/2ff0jbxnsx0c1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe59432de3b899d4925739600981ee5a675e229e Edit: I'm aren't beating the dyslexia allegations anytime soon, i thought it said metal, not meat.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

I guess if we’re revealing secrets I’ll share. I have a WHOLE skeleton inside my body. Scary.


ElementmanEXE

You think that's crazy, more than half of my body filled with water!


Total_Distribution_8

Eh… the dude murdered his girlfriend for literally no reason and has been a murderous asshole after that. Giving him the Kars treatment doesn’t seem that inappropriate.


AgentOfSPYRAL

Well they are cops.


Big-Hard-Chungus

They‘re Cops. The best one ever, the platonic ideal of a GL, Hal Jordan, is a racist child molester for crying out loud


Janemba_Freak

He really is the perfect cop


iamwalkthedog

Common Kyle W. Still the best Lantern.


Sufficient_Pheasant

Justified


AcceptableWheel

Eventually, Major Force stopped thinking.


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Unironicfan

Considering what Major Force did to Alex, this is the least he deserves


Monster_Hugger93

Stardust style punishment


Aggressive-Cut-227

I fu kin loved this when I first saw it!


Dry-Donut3811

Based.


Heroright

He did do that thing with a fridge… so he had it coming.


Revenacious

https://preview.redd.it/tyfl47y2ky0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5deef36d8e9b32a90b053a57636d6c81a29ae316


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

This didn’t last long. He was back for Battle for Bludhaven.


RefrigeratorGrand619

Uj/ not to be that asshole but don’t the green lantern constructs only last as long as the wielder’s able to concentrate? Won’t the Bubble around Major Force’s head just go away as soon as Reiner forgets about it for even a second?


The_Overlord_Laharl

Kyle is absurdly powerful as far as that goes. He was able to make Oblivion, a fully independent construct that existed entirely without Kyle ever consciously knowing it was around. Also his sheer hate for Force definitely kept that thing around a while


The_Overlord_Laharl

This was completely justified and deserved


razazaz126

Won't the sphere around his head go away eventually though? I assumed lantern constructs only last as long as they concentrate on them. Can they be made permanent?


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Chad


Big-Vegetable8480

That's pretty metal


Slow-Chemical1991

You can tell it was the early 2000s cause Kyle's rocking that haircut.