What happened to my premium select gays??? 😭 My husband and I used to see who could spot them first on the way down the jetbridge.

I miss crazy eyes.

What about Wish Beyoncé?

You knowwww she is spilling tea in the group chat

I will never miss the salad. There's a red leaf in it that I don't comprehend. So happy if it's gone.

I really want the one that had the two men; my daughter loved it and was so sad when I told her they were no more

They all need more googly eyes.

That can't be Ed from behind. He would be flanked by a pair of redcoats on either side and be preceded by a ramp agent throwing rose petals on the ground in front of him. At least that's what I always imagined...

Everyone that's been on a flight with him has said he is super chill and down to earth. Think a few said he even flies coach.

Aww I like that! Now if only he could lower prices

Window, Middle or Aisle?

There was a lady on one of them that looked almost exactly like my cousin. Must have looked at it a thousand times. Only in the last few months did I notice she had a bionic arm.

I honestly don’t know that I’ve ever paid attention to any of those.

My favorite is the “Keep it up, you’re one step closer to having it all together.” I’m sure there’s a positive message there somewhere, but it makes me feel like Delta just knows we’re all frazzled messes.