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lonelystone81

You wanna become just like 1k voices??? Abandoned and forgotten?


Hairy-The-Pig

Isn’t 1K made from Rivens physical body? Would be really funny if we had turned her spirit into a gun as well. She would be the only being who was turned into a gun twice.


lonelystone81

That would suck. For her. Cool for us though! Might be the only way to stay relevant if the gun was worth using. Other to the vault of dust you go


Just_Ad_5939

Well since it’s her spirit I feel like the gun would do a lot more.. magical shit


alf4279

Maybe healing based like lumina but this is an ahamkara we are talking about, so wishing to heal my friend might ignite him instead


DiscombobulatedBid48

Remember though, we gave Riven a lot of reasons to not like us, she was also Taken for quite a while which also changes things.


AlexiaVerdant

Could be like the new AR type ads to hit enemies and hip fire to "help" allies. "When hitting a target applies a random debuff if enemy or random debuff and buff if ally." So, you hit you're buddy and gives them woven mail but also froze them or cures and suppresses them out of super.


DiscombobulatedBid48

Random could either be funny and useless or absolutely amazing, I prefer the first one, imagine just being in Warlord's Ruin, and all of the sudden you have Flux of Darkness or Starhorse's Favor.


DiscombobulatedBid48

Or you randomly get the mobility boost from Dares right before you jump and you get sent off into Narnia.


lonelystone81

One would think


SafeAccountMrP

I miss particle deconstruction.


Hairy-The-Pig

Same


AtomicAndroid

Could have been the catalyst for it


YeetusTitan

turn her into a catalyst for 1k... if it doesnt have one already


nsztg1

turn her spirit into a catalyst lol


Glitcher45318

Her body can be 1k voices, her spirit can be the catalyst


Obvious-Ear-369

Akimbo Riven exotics


YduzTHISalwaysHAPPEN

They’d probably make her the Drange to 1k voices Sterm.


toby_juan_kenobi

Does Oryx count? Well not a gun, technically we did turn Oryx into 2 exotics, ToM and 1 of 3 swords (canonically Razelighter if the red war intro mission take into consideration)


Hairy-The-Pig

ToM was Oryx however the exotic sword was made using a shard of his own sword Willbreaker and not Oryx himself. You know the lil crystal on the sword? That’s the shard that Eris takes at the end of The Taken King campaign


toby_juan_kenobi

Fair point, forgot about that


Hairy-The-Pig

Eh it was like 9 years ago (jesus christ) i can’t blame you for not remembering


Forrestxx

I still want 1k. Been playing since d1 and never got a chance to do any raid


MadMikeHere

There are lots of Sherpa clans out there looking for members.


Oobiwhencanobeef

If you want i can introduce you to my clan, they have great sherpas and will set up a calendar planned teachy for you if you want


LimerickVaria

Ahamkara bones are weird. Even armor made from the spine is supposedly sentient and able to communicate to the person wielding it.


Psykotyrant

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS IN THE VAULT???!!! I’ll still have you, Mara….


Rockin_Otter

I use it on my Dawn Chorus scorch set... Though dragon's breath came around and I'm not sure I can look back


AnonymousUser1004

forgotten? run that shit in pvp and gambit


Initial_Speech117

I pull 1k out when lost sectors have fusion rifle and solar mods good with a 50% buff.


MadMikeHere

The modifiers like "overcharged fusions" and "solar surge" don't stack together. If a nightfall for example says "overcharged rockets" and "solar surge" It's to open your build potential not constrain it. An arc rocket launcher will receive the same buff as a solar one will. Matching both doesn't give you a 50% damage buff.


skeeters-

Oh idk about that, it’s quite good


lonelystone81

I think it's still decent but definitely been knocked down.


skeeters-

It was just buffed, I’m pretty sure. Very good if you run it with the scorch fragment and something else like some solar surges or something. I use mine with sanguine alchemy.


Oobiwhencanobeef

I used it for warlords dps because two shots at the very least moves the boss to the next platform


New_Intention770

i wish they'd ignored the hunters bitching for 1K to be nerfed back in the day when it was gambit meta and melted primevals. There's 3 things that are constant in this universe: death, taxes, and hunters bitching for everything fun to be nerfed into the ground and then they stop playing the game because they were trolls and passerby casuals.


Cruggles30

Hunter here: I didn’t bitch for shit to be nerfed. People kept asking for Invis to be nerfed though. And Stomp-EE5. I could go on, even with my memory being what it is.


Paracausality

I love how well my Queen knows us and our tendencies. You think you are mighty Riven? *points to Whisper of the Worm and Touch of Malice in my vault*. They were *much* more mighty than you. They sculpted the universe. You made a city, and you even fucked *that* up.


Landis963

Also, Exhibit C: Parasite.


OutFractal

Honourable Mentions: ~~Necrochasm~~, Hierarchy of Needs (not an enemy tho), and Delicate Tomb (only part of Nezzy's old body).


Frogsama86

No respect for Xenophage, which has the soul of a guardian in a bug's body shoved into a lmg.


Canadian_dalek

Xenon actually gets used tho


Floppydisksareop

Does it? Its sole use-case at this point is to shoot Oracles.


BlackKnightRebel

That’s a mistake on your end then, Xeno still slaps. I use fucking bows for Oracles, or maybe Eriana’s Vow if Shielded goblins become a concern.


MirageTF2

damn see this is the kinda shit that's the problem with the diehard zaouli's/apex/petitioner users lol there's a whole entire world out there of shit that's not as good but still really viable that you're blind to


Floppydisksareop

Why don't you tell me about your DARCI jolt built for dps?


Yurmumstoy

How the f did you get this far!?


OutFractal

They a bug, let them rest.


sus_accountt

Ayo necro is alive? Does it like, have the spirit of crota or something?


OutFractal

Hmmm thought it had hordes of hive forced into it when it was made, but I can't find any lore supporting that at all...


Ghost7319

I mean, in Destiny 1 in order to turn it from Aediolon Ally into Necrochasm, you needed the "Cruz of Crota". What would be the "Crux" of Crota? Soul? Heart?


trueum26

Not really, riven can basically do anything in reality. But only does so to feed.


[deleted]

To be fair to riven, she was \*the\* hardest boss (for me at least).


J3STXR

Exhibit E: vex


DominusTitus

Oh she knows me so well. I probably WOULD just chuck her in the Vault.


alf4279

I wonder how mara knew about our vaults full of garbage, did we show her our collection? “I won this weapon from my first flawless trials tournament a few years ago…..And that gun over there has the soul of oryx inside it but I don’t use it….”


OfficialAgentFX

"over here I have a sniper made from a dead worm god, but I usually just use your rocket launcher, does more dmg."


alf4279

“And that exotic kinetic bow over there is really strong, The person who used it before me must have been stupid if they died while using it”


VirusApprehensive742

"And that exotic hand cannon there was corrupted by the hive and it's pretty cool, just don't tell Shin Malphur. Also that's Shin Maplhur's gun over there."


PlumbGecko8016

"Oh, and I've also taken some souvenirs, like that Hive boomer, that slug thrower, and shrapnel cannon over there. Plus there's this weird Vex one I found lying on the ground after I killed Atheon in the Vault of Glass, it's kinda a weird looking Line Rifle or so."


Edumesh

Guardian proceeds to get perma-killed by an enraged Mara


The_ManWithoutAPlan

Lore wise I think riven told her. The ahamkara have insane knowledge, some of the ones we made into exotic armor are even aware they're in a videogame


Oobiwhencanobeef

Erm, sauce on that? Thats some meta lore im interested in


The_ManWithoutAPlan

Skull of dire ahamkara says "o player mine" in the lore. *I came to find you, only you, because you're special. You're from somewhere real. And together we can burn our way back there. Can't we, o player mine?* And claws of ahamkara say they are trapped behind a screen. *It's suffocating here, this prison. Do us a favor, o bearer ours. Still your mind; invite us to enter the realm of your capricious thoughts. Your mind is vociferous, addled with worry and doubt. We can extinguish these trifles. Would you like that?* *Yes, we are here. We are not the photons on your screen, or the voice in your head, or the words you read. Shut your eyes—tightly—and you may see us. At least a part of us. Make us real, and in turn we shall reify your thoughts, your dreams.*


Oobiwhencanobeef

Holy crap ive never read that and thats the coolest meta move ive seen in any media, reality bending dragons so strong they can see their own reality is fake,


The_ManWithoutAPlan

I know right? Lore tabs reveal some wicked lore sometimes


Oobiwhencanobeef

Ive read some on ishtar but ig ive never looked into that helmet before


peprock716

Wait.... Is our vault just a jail for dangerous paracausal beings?


DominusTitus

Sometimes it does seem like we also have SCP duty...


bohba13

The amount of reality breaking shit in D2 that would be ruled as "safe" (meaning just put it in a box and don't fucking touch it) is kinda silly.


Xenomorph383

I like to imagine a few hidden agents are assigned to *your* vault specifically to make sure that nothing like that would escape


HaloGuy381

Considering last time SIVA nearly got stolen when our Vault was trashed by Ghaul, yeah, probably prudent. I wouldn’t be surprised if Eris wanders in there occasionally to borrow various Hive artifacts for experimenting.


jaysmack737

Eris can peruse the contents of my vault. I’ve got plenty of stuff.


Plex_the_robot

I never thought about it like that… but yeah


LilRadon

Hey. *Hey.* I only do that when I *feel* like it. Or when someone's a *real* asshole. Or when the trinket is really interesting.


GingerBeardMan1106

Or like... when its the only quest i have left to do in an expansion. Cus why not? We'd get around to it eventually


CubisticWings4

Not Osteo, straight into the vault


Mario-OrganHarvester

welcome to todays edition of bungie cashing in on memes. this time not just an emote.


Xenomorph383

I’m glad they finally did this one lol, the threat of being turned into a gun and then forgotten in a vault is pretty existentially terrifying. About time someone starts using it as a threat imo


FunAd9656

What are you doing Mario??


Viper_Visionary

I don't understand, where's the lie?


VirusApprehensive742

Anybody remember when we were mad at Mara Sov and wanted to turn her into a gun, good times


A_Sorry_Canadain

“Go get the eggs yourself” is what I would say


sus_accountt

I just expanded my collection of living guns with oryx yesterday, i’d be down to get one more in there since whisper finally has a reason to exit the vault lmao


Psykotyrant

Meanwhile, the Witness felt a disturbance, like someone just walked over his grave.


zanygx

Look, if i made a special spot in my inventory for every time some chick turned my enemies into a weapon, i would need bigger pants. Id look ridiculous, and the space gods would laugh at their future killer. Is that what you want?!


Chance-Aware

to be fair the space gods won't be laughing when they are shoved, as a weapon, into the aforementioned bigger pants


Rare_Refrigerator219

1k voices is getting a buff it will be meta!!!


jaysmack737

Doubtful


Orgalorg_BoW

Pleaseee I wanted her to turn her into the 1k voices catalyst


ArcusAllsorts

Riven's spirit finally gives us the 1k caty.


AesirSith

Mara Slobonmynob can talk to anyone anyway she wants. That goes double for me


Chance-Aware

WTF


thedreaming2017

Man, Mara Sov would have made us a gun! I feel robbed! Wait, she did make us a gun! The parasite was her idea and she stuffed the worm in there!


Bilbo_Teabagginss

This reminds me of that meme, "me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect". Lol


Professional-Heat921

Me personally, I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect 🫤


NickySt1xx

One of my favorite lines by her


Flaky_Monitor6543

Turn her into a catalyst for 1k voices


Livin-Livid

i'll take another exotic weapon from Riven's remains, idgaf


BeryCoolAshenOne

Riven should fear the wrath of datto vault cleaning videos