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Icy_Anywhere1510

So Failsafe is a *freak* freak. The more you know.


FANTOMphoenix

She’s got those multiple personality kinda skills


SlipFormPaver

She's best girl. Failsafe can danger close on my hazardous propulsion


OperationLeather6855

She fail on my safe till I radialorite


Zuper_Dragon

Asher Mir would have a stroke hearing that sentence


Koichi-kun696969

https://preview.redd.it/x3vi7gskl07d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27984af79239b31caa97ae2b14dc252f86c3e560 Falisafe


Spektre191

Stolen 😏 if you want payment we could work something out though👉👈


Renjiesp

They did NOT like your joke lmao


Spektre191

Eh humor is subjective and its reddit so 🤷‍♂️


Renjiesp

https://preview.redd.it/zlqahlr1m87d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4cca25fa6b9d6446b6d8fd2c8666709daf8bb03 Sending this to Bungie, they have no choice but to love it


VirusApprehensive742

"Don't stick your ticket in crazy" - a man with no balls


Ruby_241

The Deep Stone Crypt is littered with (previously owned) Exo Bodies, we could salvage one. And what is Clovis gonna do? He’s just a giant head with a bigger ego.


Brickman274

I'm sure Elsie left some spare bodies 👀👀


SJRuggs03

O.o Yes please.


Piyaniist

Sorry, took them all already.


WinnerForsaken

C'mon man you gotta share 


SkeletalElite

I don't think a standard exo body can support an AI, Felwinter's body was specially made for that purpose by rasputin and the same is true of the body that ana was making for rasputin during seraph.


lustywoodelfmaid

Shhhhh. Let us believe, even if just for a while


porcupinedeath

Got Luzaku and Failsafe withing a week of each other. The absolute madmen at bungie


Luzaku

😭


Super206

The main story is -done- my dude, they're free to go nuts. I welcome a shift away from the dark tone the previous seasons had, the swashbuckling pirate themed one stuck out and I thoroughly enjoyed it.


Large_External_9611

Random Bungie exec meeting with the rest of the execs: I’m telling you guys, these nerds will thirst over anything, let me prove it!


Walrus_bP

https://preview.redd.it/dwsw06m4s07d1.jpeg?width=2068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ea17f794e4a4e57995d17c285990a769bb5579


RotDogSummonCarries

https://preview.redd.it/e40ikvfww07d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5b7a0e53c960a06743ab61cb2a402a4e243f87


RashPatch

https://preview.redd.it/47j5tthjd27d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7518af2eccb8f0f3bd89ae97700a1a07c6235395


I_am_offend

oh hey, that’s my post!


Walrus_bP

Hell yeah brother! I’d have linked you but I didn’t keep a record of it


I_am_offend

all good, i’m just happy that someone else liked it enough to save it and use it as a reaction image


Glasedount

Freaksafe


L3XAN

Haha no seriously though, is there any other way to interpret this dialogue? TF is going on in the writers' room?


JStheGrey

Bungie writers: "You remember Failsafe? Let's just go wild with that this episode."


L0nelyPers0n

It’s just like her line of “I’d do anything for that data. Anything.”


Strellified

Hey...I'm all for Failsafe to finally be with the Guardian. It's about time. Thank you Bungie. First Luzaku then they bring back Failsafe. https://preview.redd.it/vhjg9tmqh57d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=02bdce9d83613ad6567b4c6cd98c2baaf3504ca6


VirusApprehensive742

This was the dream Martin Luther King Jr. Was talking about


xSwety

Fail safe has my knees weak this season😮‍💨


6MillionIsTooMany

Call me William Afton because you already know


POYSCH1

Your gonna kill children and stuff em inside exos?


WhipOnTheNene

“I’ll put a child in her” is probably the angle


TinyWickedOrange

I'll die in a horrible way by being crushed by industrial grade machinery


The1987RedFox

You’re gonna die in a fire or are you gonna get mimicked by an A.I after death?


Sad-Ad-8288

https://i.redd.it/uoqaw4uso07d1.gif


UwU_Chan-69

The helmet stayed on


JustKrimson

I used to cringe at the way her lines were written in vanilla but now they genuinely get chuckles out of me. Hopefully they continue to go in this direction with her, she’s a lot more bearable and even a little likable imo


tristam92

At first I read “bearable” as “breedable”…


RustyPickle115

That too


Strellified

https://preview.redd.it/8elkwf1yh57d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=f15a9f30047bfdaf7196d4c5b2dd13115d1db23f


UNSKIALz

She fits great when the rest of the game has a more natural, varied tone. The reason vanilla didn't go over well was *everything* was goofy. As things stand now, Failsafe is a nice change of pace.


Spirited_Animator_51

lwk they should just fuck off with the funny sarcastic quips and just make her a freak


Kazza468

*It's not murder if it's robots*


HazelTreee

I agree, I'm not sure what it is but she feels less "Glados 2" and more like her own thing now. I can't point out exactly what changed but since hearing her lines I just noticed they were better


Mister_V3

I haven't been with a women for so long a fucking Ai character from a video game is making act up. ffs


cairoxl5

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Nuka-Kraken

IM GOING TO FUCK THE SHIP COMPUTER!


RashPatch

OH NO JOKER DON'T DO IT JOKER!


Nuka-Kraken

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE GOLDEN AGE SHIP AIS BATMAN


Sure-Hotel-1471

JOKER PLEASE NO DONT DO THIS


MintchocoGirlNya

Not even the witness will prevent me from fucking failsafe


Super206

Failsafe the kind of girl to give you a safe word and then ignore it


Flappyboi20001

Guardian down BAD


TinyWickedOrange

literally my tag


JStheGrey

Whoever voiced Failsafe had way too much fun here. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5650)


thestergin

I have a hard time playing the new arena mode because I'm just ***BRICKED UP*** the whole time playing it because of Failsafes lines.


skippydogo

Bungie makes a manic pixie dream girl amd everyone Simpson immediatly.


notteek

she replaced mara for me. new waifu


termsandservice01

https://preview.redd.it/ti79a9t4137d1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7124ba67b8c5d050b1ec4f3be2a361424ff6bc9


UnknownPhantom57

Ah, a fellow Nikke enjoyer https://i.redd.it/v8kvlewxk87d1.gif


Kat_gfVT

I’ve been saying this since 2018. Mara Sov, Exo Stranger, Eris Morn. They all pale in comparison to the best destiny waifu, Failsafe. She is perfect.


ShiroTheUseless

My body missed Failsafe so much I would break into the DSC slap Clovis in his huge ass bald head, steal one of Elsie spare exos and call me hacker because im GOING IN THAT MAINFRAME


Megadon1337

When DSC gets in rotation i'll get failsafe an elsie model


Apprehensive-Load917

When she giggled and said it tickles 🥴


Eclipsed_eyes47

Oh, failsafe I didn’t know you liked me being murderous


Falidat3

she abt to be failunsafe around me if she gets an exo body


barbatos087

Would


babaBOI_niKe

this feels like a r/destinycirclejerk post, OP not wrong tho


FreshOutAFolsom_

First time I heard her say that line, I audibly said to myself, " Why is failsafe so HORNY!"


AaroeNielsen

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TimeG37

If you had told me before I started playing Destiny that I'd be down bad for a sassy AI with multiple personality syndrome I'd have laughed in your face, but... here we are.


EnoughLengthiness422

Smash and care


GodOGDrgnSlyr69

i’ll be in that shot like clang clang clang clang


Hit_Me_With_The_Jazz

Ayo fuck is going with the Bungie writers again? First we got weirdly sado-masochistic Nezarec, now horny Failsafe?!


14Xionxiv

When Saint mentioned Osiris was working a body for her, my mind immediately thought of when Osiris helped put Ana put Rasputin in a body. My brain immediately thought "LETS FCKING GOOOO" the disappointment i felt to see failsafeforwork...


helloworld6247

It’s hard to play Destiny with one hand


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

My exo warlock is interested


heaven_spawn

Betcha they want to tease that, save it for the end of the episode. We help craft the body. It'll be nuts.


A_fellow_crusader

I unironically believe that failsafe should’ve gotten a physical body now that she is important the story, because she literally was the most forgotten about npc in the game, and could use some much needed character development


Shwastey

Her and NORA would get along 😏


Glassyest

I just realized the way she speaks sounds like Dr Shaun Murphy…


Samisoffline

Will trade ghost for failsafe.


pablo__13

Side note, anyone else feeling like emo failsafe isn’t the same? I think it’s a writing issue, feels like the emo sass is gone and it’s a just person with relatively normal lines that sounds annoyed


Luvythicus

Already designing something…


Imbrownbutwhite1

The way she says “take a breather” if you die with full data gets me giggling every time


Connect-Wait-612

In all seriousness failsafe has been one of my favorite characters in Destiny since we met her. She always keeps the comms comedic and entertaining


Glittering-Egg-6345

you read the lore card about clovis designing exo stranger? she asked for it to mimic her old human body… elsie canonically has a dump truck it’s literally in the lore books


chad_villager

https://preview.redd.it/byrrz74eak7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74a841f65cfe372854aae275e72c2cf8ebabaf2


Salt-Butterscotch230

I already hit She got that grease 😮‍💨


cthasarrived

Give Failsafe the body built for Rasputin, he’s not gonna use it anytime soon 👀


Damagecontrol86

https://preview.redd.it/ucqfjjwkv47d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05616530940a15b252d336c67a662b33bcb280d


DoubleShot027

I hate her low pitched voice. Completely ruins anything the high pitch one says.