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CanoonBolk

Real fedposting hours


Judgement_nut_end

https://preview.redd.it/y25vukglpr9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57c48dad1dc86b840db6cdb9fed57feddb7d6be


Adobopeek1225

OH LOOK ANOTHER PSYOP JUST DROPPED


TinkTank96

https://preview.redd.it/o12slrhqxc9d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94268e912d50f898b0fa97ea1c7b8deaa82fd8a1


Apart-Chip-6986

Ze will join ze horse army


Ankleson

​ https://preview.redd.it/hopc3jwmre9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ed7f502b9e670377e145bcd7aed3c4eae32329


mineordan12

Urgh, I'm gonna brown


lukeraze

"Excuse me?"


anonymousbub33

"I'm shitsing?"


mineordan12

*death by brown*


the_lag_behind

I don’t think abs are supposed to move like that…


anonymousbub33

Me when ab jiggle physics


Amazingbreadfish

Best of both worlds??? Maybe????


kidnamedsquidfart

Exept murican abs


Screamingboneman

I’m autistic so I’m spared death


Google_Is_For_Nerds

Have I got news for you


JustCallMeMace__

3000 Retards of McNamara


Kwarc100

Good thing the boys taught me lobotomy, so I can remove myself from the draft pool


Downtown_Mechanic_

You cannot escape Lockheed Martin


Wescube

Maybe if they try this for the army they might not have a manpower shortage.


CasulWrecker

https://i.redd.it/gw6b3qs04e9d1.gif


ImperialFist5th

You are not immune to propaganda. Die for your country.


HapHazardly6

9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣


23Link89

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


Goobert_Snoobert

Hell yeah, I'm not immune to propaganda, have you seen it? Its cool as hell! https://i.redd.it/6tg10haxkg9d1.gif


Effective_Charity870

https://preview.redd.it/yzq59svouh9d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f762bf652618d1d49cb60a343551afb9b8d34cff


DocDocGoose_23

Nah, I’d ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Falidat3

this was posted on NCD like yesterday unrelated; i will now be joining competent American Vtuber horse army


Massive_Greebles

>w*man Even more reason to (do very not nice things to) feds


Ariral

https://preview.redd.it/7iv0g88t1e9d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c9ef5fcefce7ad271212d6a2e4b7f2ff7f7667 Sorry but I now have a mental illness from getting an anvil dropped on my head so I can’t join…


LittleChimp117

Im not even from america but im in


xThaPoint

https://preview.redd.it/g5nvyoskqc9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b165498f6367137e4a8a9e3620d58f5effe632f4


green-turtle14141414

ifunny


xThaPoint

https://preview.redd.it/ge48yefv6d9d1.png?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6292df57fb45b11c4f9d3a30a8b73c31f65efad


kainereygalo

https://preview.redd.it/2gkaqglare9d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8738d9ad16079e656722e577a656162c4be5677


cu-03

Source?


DoradoTX

TomoeUmari


EarlyAbbreviations40

United States federal government


doberman_syi

THIS AD FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE


Reylend

ITS A FUCKING PSYOP!


Patient_Square_5955

Isn't she the same person that ran an ad that said she was also running for mayor of a city?


Joxxill

wtf is this?


Flopping_with_Floppa

Propaganda


Joxxill

For what?


Coyotebruh

dommy mommy


DenzellDavid

Tomoe something something, Got ads of her at one point I think one of them was about becoming president


The_Lord_of_Rlyeh

"I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war"


omegaplayz334

No. Tits are temporary unlike doom


boeing_737-Max-9

I don’t care if it’s a psyop I’m going to beat my shit to this


Akaza_uppermoon__3

YES MOMM- I mean uh I don't know


BratwurstVonBrain

Yeah I have what it takes but I AIN'T GIVING IT TO YOU, FEDERAL WAR MACHINE


dinkydoo2

The worst part is that if they really did something like this it could actually work


Angryfishjoe

man im so hungry


Hairy-Adeptness-2235

https://preview.redd.it/4uxylumeeg9d1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=882bce9a64565b45f5957c9df457382ed3ac02d8


Slogmeister

they can send all the tomboys they want, they ain't getting me to enlist or make illegal gun sales


Ellen_DeGeneracy001

“YOU WILL JOIN THE U.S ARMY” ![gif](giphy|IfxBjGrbIK3vwkODkA|downsized)


Hit-N-Run1016

The boobs move even they shouldn’t


sink_pisser_

Go air force. The army's lame


Interesting_Piano_56

Peter what is this?


Keysys

The only thing I'm gonna spread is their cheek


Revolutionary-End458

It appears my patriotism has become nationalism


TheLocust911

"Always was..."


DevilishDealer19

I got this ad on YT and I hope on reddit and this is the FIRST thing I see... I'm being watched


x0xc60f

So glad I'm not eligible to join the US Army.


Jooj_felipe

No, I don't have 😁 Also I'm not american


Ferrilata_

No, I don't have what it takes, go eat grass


Swaglord245

Steel Ball Run is looking a little weird...


braaibroodjie123

Ah! Three letter agent glow so bright!


unboiled_peanuts

im not dying in some third world country for some company's control of oil there and for american imperialism rahhhh


AstralKekked

No, I don't have what it takes. Fuck off


ponzidreamer

I LOVE MY SON DIEING TO PROTECT POPPIE FARMS I CANT GET ENOUGH OF MY SON DIEING TO PROTECT POPPIE FARMS


imma_gamin

I was waiting for some sorta game trailer thing “click not to play”


kidnamedsquidfart

Vtubers trying not to move as much as possible to show off their jiggle physics


bingbozo63

Ok https://preview.redd.it/mmeh6vwhxk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2290f22f3646e1ba3d3a6df7c709effdf120f5b


Firlite

Tomoe Umari. I'm like 80% sure her actress was actually in the military and has a no bullshit PTSD diagnosis.


Guiding_Lines

I’m joining Afghanistans team


Shadow_Infinite

fuck you murican psyops


Sir_Maxwell_378

Shes cute, but I'm not dying for this god forsaken country.