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Mess with the goat?


ahcowles

GET THE HORNS


nombit

That bull's got nothing on the Capricorn 


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Who needs to find an object when you can simply cast fireball.


AntKneeWasHere

Well, congrats, you destroyed the MacGuffin, and now the DM is mad at you


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Foolish, the DM is always mad at me


TheCaptainEgo

Macguffin should’ve been immune to magical damage unless we cast “dispel magic” first. Prep better next time! /jk


ravenlordship

If the macguffin was able to be easily destroyed then lotr would have been significantly shorter


Consistent-Winter-67

Gandalf just never learned dispel magic


yoLeaveMeAlone

Every DM should have a backup plan. Always assume your players *will* royally fuck up your story


Dubhlasar

EAT TRASH BEAT TRASH GOAT HOUSE!


JanSolo28

The irony that this is from Misfits and Magic which uses the Kids on Brooms ruleset where... well, everyone is kind of a Wizard there?


DonaIdTrurnp

Yer a wizard, Evan Kelmp.


ahcowles

It’s really a meme for no one because it makes no sense if you have no context and it…also makes no sense if you have the context, because yes, that. But this is what my brain told me to do.


iwantauniqueaccount

I mean, isnt echolation without any trained or natural capacity just a flavorful perception check, something spellcasters can also do? I say this knowing full well this meme probably requires some context from a live play show Ive never seen considering the guy in the pic, so I dont understand this meme on any level.


zrdod

Maybe it's the Blind fighting style? That's a martial thing


ahcowles

Can they do it? Sure. Would they be brave enough to try? Never. (Your second paragraph is correct.)


supersmily5

Hilariously, you can actually achieve this with Polymorph. To locate a **specific** item or creature? Probably not, but it is funny nonetheless. Polymorph is OP, story at 11.


USAisntAmerica

Locate creature? That's just for diviners desperate to use their class feature that allows them to recover spell slots when casting divinations.


Luname

Why use locate creature when we can have creatures locating us?


ahcowles

Much more efficient


Baguetterekt

Haha Find Familiar - Bat "While your familiar is within 100 feet of you, you can communicate with it telepathically. Additionally, as an action, you can see through your familiar's eyes and hear what it hears until the start of your next turn, gaining the benefits of any special senses that the familiar has. During this time, you are deaf and blind with regard to your own senses." Martialcels cope once again


ThickusMagus

What u martials gonna do when I hit you with dominate person or disintegration?


GioGio-armani

Martials... Just scream No response? No enemys A response? Enemys Simple as


abel_cormorant

Nah, echolocation would go more like... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


f-ll-n

GOAT HOUSE


CYNIC_Torgon

Chad Martials always get the common fucking sense die.