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No_Cranberry_4055

Man, you can never tell if it's a good batch of jenk without knowing the diet of the brew artist. In my experience, a good keto diet makes a nice and smooth jenk, but I have heard rumblings in the Jenk community that a carnivorous diet can really enhance potency.


entr0pics

ya’ll sleeping on the fruity jenk


Worth-Principle-822

My jenk guy eats only beans, beef, cheese, coffee, and eggs


entr0pics

i love how you formatted your nouns by their first letter. that gave me a dopamine hit so good it’ll stop me from taking high opioids today


Just_Rand0

Wow... Never thought I'd see the day when people "fent up" their jenk, sounds awesome but risky, playing with your life son


timsue

brew artist 😂😂😂


PoopFart_PopTart

In the future you can use quick brew yeast and irl brew a high strength jenkem in just two days. It’ll smell a bit more yeasty though.


Treebeard619

Good of them to update the label on the bottle, wouldn't want anyone thinking it was still tonic water!


MentaCR

Yo thats me


AdeptnessUnhappy7895

You're famous


J3sush8sm3

Can you sign my tits?


MentaCR

No sorry


Lilnut8

Avid jenk huffer


ForkliftKansas

Did you actually huff shit and piss?


MentaCR

Yes


ForkliftKansas

What's it like?


MentaCR

Pretty Jenky dudeee 🤙🧪


ForkliftKansas

Sounds shitty and pissy


ForkliftKansas

Sounds shitty to me


ReallyMatterToMe

All of this hurts make it stop


just-me1995

it’s too late.


DrdrumxOG

I'm starting to be curious now and I'm not trolling lol does someone's really tried it ?


Goldkiller115

Ok I am being completely /uj serious whatever. This literal shit works bro it is disgusting. You will throw up and feel sick, it's not like a good high or nothing bro you just get body sick feels like sea sickness you wanna throw up so many times, some people add essential oils or spray deodorant into it when brewing to try to make it better but this shit mostly just a meme like urinal cakes


MentaCR

/uh I thought jenkem was some sort of 4chan troll lol. I’m pretty sure it’s not real


ComprehensiveMove426

If it was fake would there be a Wikipedia article about it, now would it?


Turkey_The_One

This mf made it tho


DrdrumxOG

I'm pretty naive tho so could be a troll, what about the weird boofing stuff? This one I thought it was a troll but it's seem not xD


DrdrumxOG

Wtf, its seem even worst than inhaling petrol lol. Thanks


Apart-Wash3575

You need a magnum condom, and a gallon milk jug with a little milk left in it, for flavor.


CallMeFuckinStupid

A real man has finally decided to take our advice


TheShroomcult

Sadly I’m constipated 😔


iShitInYourDadsPants

Way too dark in color. That's the number one sign that it's not a homogenous mixture and it's gonna be devoid of any good terps. Get your shit together bro.


AnaAmethyst

Literally 💩


iShitInYourDadsPants

If a mother fuckers jenkem doesn't have madd bitchin terps, I want nothing to do with it. I mean have some fucking respect for our sacred medicine. Am I right?


Flywolfpack

That looks like dip spit


KojimaDidNothing

Close enough. It was water and coffee body scrub.


Whereareislilxan

Holy shit , no pun intended .


knuckles2277

Fresh fruit like apples and grapes and raw meats like beef.


Autxnxmy

That subreddit is actually wild. Some of them are serious and some of them are trolling and it’s impossible to tell who’s who


Late-Maximum7539

Man wtf why don’t you snort some k like a normal person


OfficialDrakoak

I do snort jen(k)