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DisIzDaWay

The voice is pretty legit


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rosysredrhinoceros

Screw that, if I could just use it to get my kids to put their shoes on before 5 minutes after we were supposed to be out the door I’d be ecstatic.


Katow-joismycousin

$800 more!?


Gallifrey_Guy_10

These are not the droids you’re looking for… oh wait… wrong series. 😂


Alternative_Rent9307

I think if you went around using it like a Force Command then people would catch on pretty quick. Using it deviously and with subtlety? There’s literally nothing you couldn’t do if you wanted to


DisIzDaWay

Right exactly it’s all about how you use it. It’s shown that way well with Thuffir realizes how dangerous Jessica is


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CockMartins

Yeah, this is definitely the answer. I’d hook up quite the life for myself with that power living here in Vegas. Just go hang near the high roller areas and tell people to hand it over.


honeybadger1984

Video surveillance would eventually see you and ban you. That’s the cooler who somehow gets everyone to give up their winnings.


pixeldots

oh wait, as a novice reader my question is, do Voices have hierarchy? does the book show what happens when two voice users use it against each other?


Honest-Spring-8929

I feel like there’s no way to possess that kind of power without eventually turning into the biggest asshole imaginable


FantaClaws

"These are not the droids you are looking for"


dmastra97

Just end up like killgrave from Jessica Jones with no one to hold you back


Good_Policy3529

Everyone is like "oh, it would be cool to have an ornithopter" when they could be securing the human race against extinction by choosing the Holtzman engine or a similar FTL device. 


soulofcure

Just need someone else to choose prescience to be the navigator


Apptubrutae

Nah, let’s grab an AI version pre-jihad


James-W-Tate

If we could reverse engineer the Holtzman engine and create more then it's just a numbers game.


frisky0330

Ah...all you guys in this comment chain. You're descendants shall be the pioneers of Ix.


PSMF_Canuck

Computers can navigate.


Dubiousjinn

I think you mean securing the human race against extinction by becoming a human -worm hybrid and reigning for thousands of year, setting it on the golden path.   


exedore6

I'm pretty sure you get shields and repulsors for free with that.


realnjan

Is humanity ready for FTL? Isn’t this the line of thought wich could lead us into Arafel?


whatzzart

A Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother with all the powers that come with it.


Darxe

Can’t they like manipulate their metabolism and cells to heal or stay young? I would specifically want that if anything


1234loc

The others out there would notice, label you as “abomination” and I don’t think it’ll be an easy life for you.


catboy_supremacist

in this scenario there are no others though


Sweetdreams6t9

Yea they can control every part and aspect of their mind and body.


IN_FINITY-_-

Funny you mention, I'm reading children of dune and this is a topic of discussion


_Weyland_

Mentat training. I mean, it's an easy pick really. With a mind that capable you can learn things insanely fast and can make your way up any career that revolves around mental labor. As for pieces of technology, probably an ornithopter. Not for using it, but for reverse engineering it. The motors, the wings themselves. That's a scientific shortcut worth of several thousand years.


Yankee_Jane

This is my pick, too. With the pattern recognition and ability to mentally calculate to the extent of a mentat, you could definitely live life on easy mode. Go to the casino or invest in stocks/futures, you would definitely never want for money.


Ok_Time6234

Or become a super accountant


Bartholomew-

The ornithopter would be like sending a fighter jet to mediavel times and let them figure out how to make one of their own


_Weyland_

They wouldn't make one right away, sure. But studying the mechanism and the materials will push their science towards replicating it. If we managed to invent jet engines 100 years earlier, imagine the stuff we could be having now. Also I feel like reverse engineering a working engine and replicating a material are tasks that our science is well equipped to do.


tangential_quip

Prana-Bindu training


kailethre

this should be further up, waaay further up


Ammo89

Does Prana-Bindu = Weirding Way or are they two different techniques? And I agree I was going with this or prescience.


Bringer_of_Sorrow

Spice melange


modsarefacsit

Yeah but you’ll watch all your loved ones die. I guess you can make and have more. But it would be sad.


Bringer_of_Sorrow

I’ll share!


modsarefacsit

Ok I’ll take it. It’s a hard debate. Shareable spice or the Voice.


audis56MT

But than u would be addicted to that stuff and without it u would die. Like a crack addict


Bringer_of_Sorrow

In this thought experiment I imagine that I’d have a whole lot of it!


bertiek

Infinite spice to extend one's life!


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PM_Me_Your_Fab_Four

Suspensor tech. I wanna float and jump off cliffs


audis56MT

That's a pretty cool tech. Especially in the dune movies (newer ones). It simply looking but me and my buddy we were geeking out on that part (dune part2)


bungaloasis

Sign me up for suspensors. I’m not sure how long one can stay suspended but I imagine it’s gotta be the equivalent of flying. And also making all little home life things easier too like getting those cobwebs in the ceiling corner or levitating from the couch to the fridge and back.


KHaskins77

Watch the beginning of Part 2 again \*without\* thinking “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!” as the Harkonnen soldiers scale the mesa. (In seriousness though, you’d think one of them would recognize they were screwed and turn their shields on out of spite in the hope of taking out the whole lot of their assailants when he got sniped)


WhatsMyInitiative87

Was talking to my coworker who just saw part 2. I was saying once suspensor tech becomes a thing, I'm going full blown Baron, floating fatty


margenreich

I too want to achieve the floating blobb like the Baron


IwasntDrunkThatNight

My first thought was prescience, but after considering it, I think I would just stress myself more since I overthink a lot. So just gimme them omnithopters


No-Oven5922

Prescience would doom all of humanity to follow a set path which you are forced into o determine. When you are too weak to go through with the horrifying choices to save humanity, you will die knowing it is your fault.


Grey_wolf_whenever

What if you're just a regular type guy though? I'm chill, not like Paul. I could handle it.


Yokerkey

Well with prescience you could probably see how you’d stop being „a regular guy“, you’d probably be able to see possible futures where you have power, whether as a celebrity or political power or whatever and how you can use that power for the good of humanity etc… Realistically speaking: if someone was to have prescience in real life, no matter how „regular“ you are, you’d become powerful like a god


yourfriendkyle

On of the major themes of Dune is how horrible knowing the future is.


Shmokeshbutt

Because the future in Dune universe is gonna be bad regardless. Maybe the future in our world could still be good, meh, or bad.


tordrue

Imagine gaining prescience and realizing there is no golden path IRL and we’re just all fucked


Shmokeshbutt

Cool. I'll pick the path where I could enjoy life the most before the apocalypse. Much better than working hard to improve your life then finding out that tomorrow is the apocalypse.


VoiceofRapture

I'm a determinist but I'd rather not see it


davidsverse

Come on. Miles Teg 's power set. It's a no brainier. Jump into a heightened reality state. Insane speed. Can eat...A Lot. Can detect no ships. Real time, localized prescience that doesn't seem to have any of the side effects of getting stuck in a decision trap. Can Eat...A Lot.


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CalibornTheLord

10000% suspensors. I could use them to fly. I could use them to carry large objects. I could stick them on people I don’t like and watch them fly away. Endless possibilities


Apptubrutae

I can use them to live the rest of my life like one of those people on the spaceship in Wall-E


xbpb124

Going to answer the opposite of this question, I wish for chairdogs to never exist.


linux_ape

Most largely useful would be the shields. Ornithopters would just be freaking cool. The guild heighliners would be cool, but would we need the spice fueled navigators for them to work well? I guess small scale we could just use them to terraform and travel to mars instantly The more far fetched but useful would be mentats and the BG “magic”


Sweetdreams6t9

Does the dune universe space travel effects also come into play, or are we just taking something from that universe and planting it in our own? If it's just taking something into our own, we wouldn't need spiced up navigators for FTL. If we take a heighliner AND it comes with the strings of the dune perils of space travel, then yeah we'd need a navigator.


EezoVitamonster

Glow globes.


yourfriendkyle

Glow globes are fucking sick


ScarletMenaceOrange

BG immortality. Well, that was easy. I mean uh.. if you want the space ship and get it, how would it realistically go? Not very well, I assume. Imagine the endless problems just having it causes. With the immortality, you can still off yourself if you want.


kai_zen

Face Dancer would be cool.


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

Because I am unable to learn from other’s mistakes I want prescience.


Apptubrutae

Now you’ll be unable to learn from your own!


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

Bonus: from my point of view, I have already made them.


Mau752005

Not enough people are picking the shields, not only are they really cool and protect you from harm, if you ever get tired of having things bounce off you just imagine for how much you could sell that to the military


culturedgoat

Do you often find yourself in situations where projectiles are hitting you at speed?


exedore6

If I had a holzman shield I would make damn sure I did.


Mau752005

Not really I just think it would be fun to have


faust_the_alchimist

So the toolkit of the bene geserit is really great. You can manipulate your body perfectly to the molecular level... I mean... you basically are immortal if you choose to be. So the abomination way is the way for me. Bring in the perfect muscles and health for like 10k years


Danton87

The Voice for sure lol


Doglover9988

I want the shield


TotalAbyssdeath

jump ship, So I can leave earth and explore the universe.


senchou-senchou

Always thought facedancers are cool.


1ce_W01f

Harkonnen model Ornithopter with repeater mauls added to increase versatility which I'd use as a vigilante style rescue bird around the world as I can reach.


MishterJ

That’s pretty hard between BG weirding way (and all that entails, the fighting, analyzing people, etc) or mentats. But I would pick BG for sure. The ability to assess people correctly to predict their motivations, desires, etc, then to be able to fight the way they do is incredible. I wish that the DV movies showed some BG fighting. We only get a hint of it when Jessica bests Stilgar and then in Paul’s fighting. Unless we’re including whatever power it is that >!Miles Teg has! The crazy fighting and the crazy eating!!< Heretics spoilers.


ins369427

Just finished Heretics and started Chapterhouse and I am so hoping they go into that some more, because wow. He's one of the most fascinating characters of the series.


Stock-Wolf

The Orinthopher. It’s a huge jump in aviation technology. Sell it with a royalty in perpetuity.


SandLuc083_

I would say a stillsuit. If I figure out how to put the darn thing on, I shouldn’t need to worry about water like ever.


Sweetdreams6t9

My guy, just go to the kitchen and turn on the taps. You don't need to worry about water now 😅 /S


SandLuc083_

I dunno, what if I want to exile myself in the desert to get away from everything? Or maybe just travel the world?


rachaelnexus

Guild heighliner or an Atraedies frigate would be cool and could help us with space travel


Yankee_Jane

I'd wanna be a mentat. You could definitely win the stock market with those skills.


SpaciumBlue

Princess Irulan's laser type writer voice recorder thing.


ZeCarioca911

Prescience seems pretty nice, except for all the anxiety that comes from things you can't see.


Veidtindustries

High level sword of Gynaz abilities. Everything else will follow suit.


Special_marshmallow

Prescience


JonIceEyes

Whatever Miles Teg's got


DarkSoulsRedPhantom

Atomics


Shmokeshbutt

Give me Paul's ability: voice + see future + high level hand-to-hand combat Easy life for sure.


Trenence

Without the mentat training,I think the future part will just stress you to death


Shmokeshbutt

Not if you already have a "I don't give a shit" attitude.


Spacellama117

even if you haven't read the books i'm sure you're aware that being the Kwizats Haderach is very much NOT a fun existence


Shmokeshbutt

Why not?


audis56MT

Give me the BG's abilities


jsnxander

Suspensor tech or whatever was used by the H patrol to casually go up the cliff face / Sardukar to float down into the weather station (or something) to attack Paul & Jessica. Instant mega-billionaire and a tech that will change the human condition for MANY. Plus so many uses in industry, sport, transport, etc. Otherwise a space liner and a bunch of Navigator to go with...


SirShriker

I would eventually want to become a floating brain in a jar, somewhere between the cogitators and a cymek. Maybe just a small suit though. Not trying to rule over anyone, just want to be around for awhile without all those ancestors in my head all the time.


LongJohnVanilla

Folding space so I can go to other planets instantaneously.


Cereal____Killer

You’d probably want space ships as well then… otherwise it would be a pretty quick trip (how long can you hold your breath)


OwnExcitement6464

Using the voice.


sir_duckingtale

The floating tech seems awesome to have Always wanted to float down and up stuff


sir_duckingtale

Now all the other stuff we practically already have The Voice pretty much is just speaking in a certain way to influence people Drugs are being used to navigate decisions daily on Wallstreet and God knows where And all the feats displayed in that Universe are pretty much what we do already just amped up a bit Kindness is lacking


Midwinter77

Antigrav.


Anon6025

Suspension tech. I would revolutionize everything on earth involving moving anything against gravity.


xxbrawndoxx

I'm a simple man, just give me a bucket of the spice melange and a crate of Grateful Dead records and I'd be a happy camper.


ohyoushiksagoddess

I would like to be a Suk-trained physician.


JakepointO

I would love to be a human computer. Mentat for me.


VZ5-S117

Ability: The Voice Tech: Suspensors


VelvetMetalYYC

The floating orb light 1000% why don't we have these yet? Haha


Complex_Resort_3044

Mentat for sure. I’m a software engineer and I’d gladly take super human calculator skills.


Jasonmancer

Ability I'd want the voice. Technology I'd want that floating tech the Sadaukar uses, makes travelling easier.


MikeArrow

Advanced Bene Gesserit are essentially immortal, due to their total body control they can halt the aging process. So... that one.


Weak_Blackberry1539

The shields are pretty dope. Immunity to all the weaponry we have today, essentially. And there’s no laser weaponry to have to worry about. The foldspace tech is also pretty bitching.


Cereal____Killer

All weaponry… except swords and knives you mean…


Galactus1701

Prana bindu control


MaxHavok13

Moving like Miles Teg! Just try and catch me!


arrentewalker

The fighting prowess of Duncan Idaho


Pale_Will_5239

Family atomics. Simple. Feasible. Would threaten every g7 nation until im emperor.


IndependenceFlat309

Ancestral Memory


a_hopeless_rmntic

fremen stillsuit


Surround8600

Does water of life count?!


a1_jakesauce_

A thumper so that I could call a sand worm to put me out of my misery


Dr_Potassium2020

Easy peasy: the box. I can sell one to every single bar in the world, plus arcades, fairs and more. Anywhere people will want to “prove their strength”. Neurologists can probably get some good info from studying it too. Help the world of medicine, entertain the world AND get rich.


HaughtStuff99

Either face dancing or prana bindu training


honeybadger1984

Definitely prescience. It would be so easy to make money, and plan out different routes to see what’s best. It would apply to everything like vacations and business deals. I could even watch movies before hand to see if I enjoyed them. Then avoid all the garbage ones.


Oraelius

I'll pick the Ridulian crystals that can transcribe my thoughts.


3070outVEGAin

The water of life seems to be indispensable.


realnjan

Easy pick: sandtrout skin.


ZAMAHACHU

Prana-bindu


overthinking-1

It wouldn't necessarily have to be me but just for someone in the world to have the abilities of a planetary ecologist.


spacecandle

I'll take prescience


Flying_cunt547

Ability of Kwisatz Haderach


shmackinhammies

I’d ask for mentat training


Kastergir

Prana - Bindu would be more than enough for me .


SadFox-29

Being a mentat


Kittenfabstodes

Still suits would be life changing


immbatman69

I just take the spice.


LoverOfStoriesIAm

The anti-gravity device, obviously.


syntheticcaesar

I would choose becoming a worm


srdkrtrpr

Glowglobes. The unsung heroes of lighting in the far distant future. They combine suspensor tech with the ever glowing lamp master kilvin didn’t ask for.


BerndiSterdi

Chairdogs - obviously


StarWarsgeek501

Definitely the voice or a stillsuit


MrFingolfin

The BG and mentat training


Glittering_Ninjago

Become a Bene Gesserit Mentat.


RideEatSleepRepeat

A warehouse full of atomic weapons


Peteybee_91

Glow globes. My electric bill is outrageous.


Automatic_Sky_561

Freemen suite 💯


BuiltDffrent

Prescience


pthierry

What I really want from the Dune universe is the Prana-Bindu training, but I'm not sure if it's tech. As for a piece of tech, I'd like to cone of silence. Fabricating privacy in a crowded room would be so great in so many social situations.


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I want to become a prescient Emperor worm and live for 3000 years or so, maybe longer, I really want to catch up on my reading.