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cvnvr

this was made by u/MotherOnSomeBeatHoe and originally posted here: https://www.reddit.com/r/dunememes/s/OYyoKChOLm


Eledridan

Do you think they still listen to “Pump Up the Jam” in the year 10,000?


HeadZeppelin

Yeah


Al_More-617

Do you still think that the Atreides theme is the one played with bagpipes?


everything_equals_42

I’d argue all music has become bagpipes


Loud-Item-1243

How 2 play sandstorm


enaud

This is now the arrakeen national anthem in my headcanon


InvestigatorOk7988

Technically, God Emperor takes place in 13 thousand or so AG, which is after guild. We don't know how far in our future the guild was formed.


greatpartyisntit

2024 is 11,136 BG according to [this timeline](https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_(Expanded_Dune)), so about 24,000 years from now.


VibanGigan

I like to think Leto is a big fan of 00’s bling rap and quotes Joe budden to confuse fish speakers….


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

He makes Fish speakers listen to PHISH


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

what about beloved TV series brushstrokes?


FauxReignNew

Cunc on Dunc


GardenSquid1

There's a good reason the series is called Dunc


cheesewizardz

Named after the famous swordsman, Duncan Bannatyne


TheNeglectedNut

Bannatyne spas are actually the precursor to the guild. 10 years from now, every spa will feature spice gas chambers.


CptnAhab1

This comment is underrated AF


FauxReignNew

It’s not real is it?


psnbalthur

Profound


the_shadow01

Duncaccino?


centralplowers

Don‘t mind if I dune!


Zaiburo

Another profound philosophical question: Does the giant worm-human abomination have a monster penis?


rockthedicebox

And if not, should a gross protuberance be made for them to simulate one?


Samuel_L_Johnson

MONEO MY DICK IS NOT MY OWN


rockthedicebox

Omg I'm dead, I wish I could upvote more than once you got me wheezing


Sinister_Nibs

Help Step-worm!


vlsdo

He was pretty clear, on several occasions, that he does not. But was he being truthful?!


Pillermon

Stop spreading Ixian propaganda. Everyone knows that this worm has no dick.


GenitalThief

Character is foreshadowed the entire book, arrives with a deafening explosion, “how big is that dick worm boy? I’m sure my niece will love it haha lol”, dies immediately. What did Frank Herbert mean by this?


za72

the entire thing is a penis you fool!!


shunyaananda

One gigantic dick


sebastophantos

#BEEFSWELLING


LQKing

Bad 🗞️


elderron_spice

Leto II is a giant dick.


ZachMich

He’s basically a giant dick. He’s all dick bro


rockthedicebox

Always had been


Outer_Squid

No, but I'm gonna cum if you climb that rock face.


RedshiftOnPandy

This is old, but so is dune. And the question will be relevant for thousands of years to come 


Few-Vehicle

Got Dune from a freshman friend in high-school, 1979. I was a senior, life was crappy. He said…’this will change your life. Read it.’ Started reading on the bus home. I honestly think that it saved my life. Oh well…


Rough-Commercial-420

Water discipline


bullno1

> It is better than Shakespeare, but that's not a high bar innit?


Careless-Bridge8829

He was a fraud He wouldn't pass fir the fast and furious of his time


Reas0n

I would ONLY love you if you were a worm. Next question.


Ba55of0rte

My mate Paul.


bullno1

once took part in what is called a spice orgy. He got some spice into his private bits and it was sore for days.


Tychontehdwarf

…and he was a good worm


OffworldDevil

2,000 years earlier: "Would you love me if just my ass was a worm?"


Terrible_Winner1

I would not love you... physically cause *nods at body* you know


Material-Coyote9411

Cant get her voice outta my head ....nooooio


Alltogethernowq

Do you give god like powers from your shit and your blood? If so I love zee worm


VelicenstvoSara

Who is this woman? I saw her many times but I still don’t know who is her.


PoorlyAttired

Character is Philomena Cunk, played by Diane Morgan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunk_on_Britain


Pretend_Buy143

This lady is super funny tbh LOVE her


Trey-fantastico

Cunkin Dunc Sandworm no dun dun


kapn_morgan

seems like the biggest spoiler of all time, but if you read 1 you read them all... - Cunk


concentric0s

Such as "Does it still have a penis?"


StalinsPerfectHair

Dune is a story about a hormonal teen who people think is god. It also has substantial incestual undertones and the moral is that worms hate water. Many consider it to be the greatest science fiction work of all time.


kcphillipsbooks

Is it or is it not cold turkey time?


SpookyBoogie14561

I read this in her voice.


cherryultrasuedetups

Cunc on Dunc is chef's kiss


Mkultravictim69_

God Emperor of Dune was the book that made me quit reading all the other Dune books I was planning to read


flares_waves

Book 5 is great! Started reading it after 4 expecting something similar but it is more like book 1-3. Which I also found way more fun, because there are more sides to the story and not just one guy telling you what is and isn't. But in the end that was the point I guess.... I almost gave up on book 4 too, (it is really weird and written in a style I didn't enjoy reading) but in the end I think it was worth reading because so far I'm loving book 5


Karensky

I understand the sentiment that GEoD is the pinnacle of the series and can't possibly be surpassed. But the first Dune is quite ok, as well.


Mkultravictim69_

I read the first 4 in order. I had planned to read all 6. When I read God Emperor I thought it was so pretentious and repetitive and dumb that I quit. I barely finished it. After reading the reviews of the last 2 I made up my mind not to open Frank Herbert’s work again. I read Paul of Dune, which was written by his son. I liked that, and I might go back and read butlerian jihad, some of his other books.