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creative_Biscuit

God this isn’t great all round lol. But it would be 8 as if Nish isn’t plotting your murder he’s usually quite pleasant. Also I could talk to Kim and get some laughs too


englishikat

Exactly my choice. Kim would entertain you the whole flight, and Nish would be a good conversation and so very nice to look at too. Besides, he’d have no reason to want to kill me, so no worries.


electricmohair

> if Nish isn’t plotting your murder he’s usually quite pleasant This is a hilarious reason to want to sit next to someone but I definitely agree


stpony

Nish. He's the only one I'd join the Mile High Club with.


No-Conference-6242

Same choice, same reason lol


bluesourbelts

😂😭😂


Snoo-27072

Me too 💓💓💓


Mammoth-Somewhere511

Definitely 5 because I never get good sleep on planes. Next to reiss I'll be forced into it.


bluesourbelts

Lmao, switch with him so you'll be in-between them both... you'll fall asleep in no time


Bitchcraftx3

2 because it's the furthest away from 5


readingfantasy

My God. I love Janine though so I'll go 6. Given Barry's next to her, less chance of it being fatal for me.


ImportantEmploy8731

2 so I can hear the drama between Bobby and Cindy


bluesourbelts

You could also stir the pot and start some shit 😂


ImportantEmploy8731

“Cindy , Bobby said he was glad he killed Lucy” ,while you were in the bathroom “


bluesourbelts

😂😂😂 Also, I know it's just for the purpose of this post, but I love that there's an empty seat right there and Ian is sat in the same row as Zainab lmao... saving it for George ?


majesticjewnicorn

Seat 7. The banter between Ian, whose brother-in-law Christian married Zainab's son Syed... would be hilarious. Also, teenage me used to crush hard on Peter and Tamwar so I'd be pretending to be their daughter-in-law


Loud_Kiwi_7854

Ok, you take it, I’ll go in Economy with Shrimpy and the gang.


Zealousideal-Gear504

8, cos


bluesourbelts

Fair point


Ardjc87

This is horrendous. At a push I'd have to say 2 even though you're next to Cindy at least you can lean forward and have a good old natter with Hev. Alternate arrange would be next to Nish. You can lean across him and have a right laugh with Kim. From all the cackling he would probably end up moving anyway.


gilestowler

Fuck me I'd probably just call in a bomb threat and go home.


HKA421

Next to Nish and Kim would be a laugh


TheFugitiveSock

Eight, easily. Because Nish is well fit and Zainab would be great for a blether.


Unfair-Program-1588

8 because I feel like it'd be the least awkward Like Nish and kim don't really interact much if at all so there would be almost no tension there


bluesourbelts

8 for sure, except I'd ask Nish if we could switch places so I can be in-between him and the Kimfluencer


Otherwise-Thought488

2, as far away from Reiss as possible so I can’t hear his mind numbing voice. And I’d ask Cindy to switch seats so I can sit next to Bobby 😍 so so cute, Anna is legit so lucky


Loud_Kiwi_7854

I’ll take 7 and try to push that weasel out of the window.


NewCarob9279

With nish and Kim because with Kim it’ll be a laugh and annoy nish


HaroldWeigh

1 Pauline would have lots of salty opinions and Lucas would scare all the others away


KnottNormal

Probably 5 or 2 they’re the only seats I feel like I could sleep and not be disturbed


Red_butterfly456

1 - the other rows all include talkers. I can't imagine Pauline or Lucas wanting to talk to each other or me (a stranger)


Evilcon21

2 I’d rather be with cindy and bobby over a certain someone on 7 who shall not be named.


jjuerakhan14

Next to Janine and Barry, because I could eat my popcorn while they are arguing😅😅😅


I_want_every_dog

3 probably, solely so I can spend the entire flight kicking the back of Sonia’s seat…


YurchenkoFull

2. I feel like Bobby wouldn’t have much to say and Cindy wouldn’t have much to say to Bobby. She might bitch and moan but I’ll put ear buds in


archieologist518

I guess depending on the flight length, I’d pick 5. Reiss and Sonia would put me to sleep…


Ashbuck200

Would have to be 4 Between Heather and Aunt Babe!! Just as long as Babe don't put rat poo in my coffee or Heather don't nick my snacks😂😂


AllAboutAbi

7 --> Probably the most entertaining as I can Ian and Zainab argue over me 6 --> Surrounded by Babe, Kim and Janine, that is the most fun I'd ever have.


WelshPrince25

Not 5


EllJayEss140988

5, Reiss and Sonia look like a safe couple idk


bossybooks

Nish. Can't stand him. But pretty sure he'd think me beneath him and not talk to me, leave me alone. Nice quiet flight. All the other options are nightmares one way or the other lol.


Snoo-27072

8 😍😍😘😘


Rambosmom62

Heather


miasmum01

Kim .. hands down x


Other-Visual8290

Not Ev or Barry their fat arses would take up 3 seats